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Family / Re: Ladies: Can You Marry A Jobless Graduate Who Loves You? by kingjoe(m): 9:40am On May 28, 2020
The truth is 99percent of ladies wont.its not a valid question.no brainer.a lady earning six figures wants a man earning 7 figures and so on.its only very few that will set up their hubby to be .go and check how many rich ladies married okay guys.the likes of Linda ikeji will prefer having baby dadies than settle for a poor jobless man.maybe ,it has to do with our culture or so. The truth is every action one takes has a risk.can come out good or bad.i will advice that instead of the jobless graduate to ask for marriage.should talk about a business to start to enable him play his role as head
Politics / Re: Wike Cancels Lockdown In Port-Harcourt And Obio-Akpor by kingjoe(m): 3:31am On May 27, 2020
mordred44:
Which 1 is bobosky again abi bokoharam......am conf
please someone should answer this.paragraph 20
Romance / Re: What Will You Do Finding This After A Long Day At Work? by kingjoe(m): 7:15am On May 25, 2020
You just tell the ghost to leave your house that you never invited him.be bold enough and command him.tell him to close the door behind him.

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Phones / Re: [may 23rd] 4 Top Movies To Watch This Weekend by kingjoe(m): 5:54pm On May 23, 2020
For those that have similarly with a controversial preacher .indabosky."I am not a man of love but war" an exciting war film extraction " will keep u on your toes for about 2hours

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Family / Re: Why Do Nigerian Women Endure Abuses In Marriage? by kingjoe(m): 5:30pm On May 21, 2020
just few days or weeks ago on nairaland
..there was a survey that if your hubby /bf beats u but gives u around if I remember around 600 000 naira monthly will u stay.90% said they will collect beating + the money.some said they will save the money for sometime before leaving.u can imagine. so the truth is a greater reason is for pecuniary purposes while "what people will say"syndrome comes second
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Politics / President Buhari Refuses To Wear Face Mask -right Or Wrong by kingjoe(m): 6:56am On May 18, 2020
I have observed that our president doesn't wear face mask
is it that he is forming hardman?
is it that he is immune to Covid 19?
is it that he is not in support of wearing it
please I need an explanation ,he has been welcoming various visitors since the pandemic yet no mask.
lalasticlala what do the think because he is our leader
Autos / Re: N1,200,000 or Less Tokunbo Cars by kingjoe(m): 2:38pm On May 17, 2020
Dipzz:
plus no sleep too..once i wake up, straight to this thread...i done go car shop to find my exact car just to feed my eyes...one call me tire because i tell am say i go come back ..hahahha..as my own never come na ..what to do..lol..e nor easy Bro.
your car has landed.plsgive us something to wash it.

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Health / The Whereabout Of Chinese "Doctors" - Opinion by kingjoe(m): 11:23am On May 17, 2020
recently there has been agitation on the where about of Chinese that came into the country .few weeks ago.I have meticulously studied the scenarios surrounding the issue and have come to a conclusion that they are here for work simple.
They simply used the format of that are doctors to gain entry as our borders were closed.
they are staff of Chinese construction company carrying out jobs in the country.
there might be some doctors among them specifically to treat staff of that company in case of this pandemic. having envisaged that this pandemic may last and money has to be made. moving them to China won't make commercial since so they decided to bring in doctors rather.
please Nigerians just calm down.it was just a "format" in scamming terms.most people do similar things.they will tell you they are coming to see u or check but have a selfish purpose behind.its that simple !!!.
let's not go to politicize the whole issue as PDP is giving ultimatum.this was just a ploy to come and see thier staff bring more and treat anyone that gets sick. those donations were more like social responsibility of the firms that rakes millions in contracts in Nigeria.
what do you think lalastctila?
Business / Re: Osinbajo Announces 80% Slash For NAFDAC Registration Fee by kingjoe(m): 12:08pm On May 16, 2020
wizkidblogger:
The Federal Government has issued a set of palliatives to help MSMEs wade through the current economic fallouts of the COVID-19 pandemic.

According to Vice President Yemi Osinbajo, SAN, these palliatives reflect the Buhari administration’s determination to support MSMEs and the priority the Federal Government places on small businesses.

The palliatives are:

E-Registration of MSMEs/products at 80% discounted rate over a period of six months.

Zero tariffs for the first 200 micro and small businesses to register on the E-platform.

Waiver on administrative charges for overdue late renewal of expired licenses of micro/small businesses products for a period of 90 days.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VnrrBRRXu8k

This was announced on his instagram page

Source : https://www.instagram.com/p/CAOEazGAyyL/
please how can one register.what is the portal or website
Sports / Re: Who Is The Most Influential Player To Have Played In The Premiere League? by kingjoe(m): 8:37pm On May 15, 2020
I'm surprised nobody mentioned luiz suarrez of Liverpool. that guy single handedly is a game changer.

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Travel / Re: Why Canada Denied Air Peace Right To Evacuate Stranded Nigerians - Onyeama by kingjoe(m): 10:38am On May 15, 2020
Crixxx:
If I was the one there I'll never think Nigeria again
till after studying there and your colleague a Canadian is given a job as an executive officer and you only given menial jobs to do. someone u made a better grade than. or when you ask your neighbour there to help keep your bag that you forgot your keys someone and the person will call cops on you as a suspect.I remember my cousin that visited his brother in us and asked his neighbour to allow him wait in his place till the brother comes back from work only for the cops to show up.

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Politics / Re: Oil Records Second Monthly Drop, Unsold Cargoes Increase by kingjoe(m): 10:27am On May 15, 2020
Kekereekun123:
All those saying diversify. Diversify to what na
the truth is that we are operating a Federal structure that is not sustainable. its only oil that will able to carry us that way. 1.our recurrent expenditure monthly is alarming.( we spend billions in paying salaries alone).no country that wants to progress can do that.its not sustainable. 2.our political structure is flawed.bicameral system should be scrapped. now let's look at options for diversification. 1.agriculture.even with mechanized farming ,we can't make billions in one month.last month faac shared 760 billion naira among the three tiers .how many billions can agric fetch.we have become used to big money(in Igbo language"anyi eriwala onu"wink. 2.minning. During campaigns we hear that we have abundance of mineral resources scattered in all states.limestone. coal.butimen etc.are they in commercial quantities. yes they exist but not enough to sustain us.only lagos-ibadan express way is ready to gulp billions. for renovation. 3.manufacturing-cost of production in Nigeria is so high.you make more money importing than manufacturing.no power etc
.solutions. there are no quick fixes.it will be a gradual process.
1. instead of raw materials let's produce finished products.value added products.eg what dangote is doing now in refinery construction is what we should have done long time ago. the same in agricultural products add value.imagine we sell finished petrol as well as crude in the international market. 2. develop our steel industry.most manufacturing firms need machines for operations. because most are foreign. maintenance and updating and upgrading is usually slow.we have the market. 200 million people is not joke. 3.look at all other areas we have comparative advantage over other countries and develop.I can go on and on but for my busy schedule.

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Education / Re: Buhari Approves Establishment Of 6 New Federal Colleges Of Education by kingjoe(m): 8:24am On May 15, 2020
I thought I heard about this stuff months ago or was it in my dreams.when will they start academic work
Health / Re: GLAUCOMA 101 - QUESTIONS AND ANSWERS by kingjoe(m): 9:48pm On May 14, 2020
Ebonygift:
Thanks. Please how safe is the surgery i mean the chances because she is afraid of anything surgery after the one she did that has to do with removal of cataract
how is your mums eye.I have glaucoma too but at early stage .I want to know if u found out more effective eye drops.
Health / Re: GLAUCOMA 101 - QUESTIONS AND ANSWERS by kingjoe(m): 9:46pm On May 14, 2020
jauntty:
Probably forever cus there is a need to keep the eye pressure consistently with normal levels ... But she can be advised to do Trabeculectomy


Trabeculectomy is a surgical procedure used in the treatment of glaucoma to relieve intraocular pressure by removing part of the eye's trabecular meshwork and adjacent structures
I'm using timolol for glacuoma.is there a better one.or latest drug
Health / Re: Suggest An Eye Drop For An Early Glaucoma Patient by kingjoe(m): 9:43pm On May 14, 2020
Blackchampion:
I was diagnosed with glaucoma last year, though d Dr. said he was not sure exactly what it was, as i have been to the state hospital 3times, but i can confirm dis becos of some unusual feelings at d angular part of my eyes. Though i hv bin using Timoptol snc den but it seems not to be active. Doctors in d house cud u pls suggest an eye drop for me as the Timoptol am using seems not to be working. Thanks in advance
have u gotten any better eye drop for glaucoma
Health / Re: Lagos State Discharges 98-Year-Old COVID-19 Patient by kingjoe(m): 7:06am On May 14, 2020
GodPunishBiafra:
The scam is global grin

This malaria patients...


COVID19... A NEW MOSQUITO IS BORN.
I'm scared for you.an American that made similar statement died of Covid 19.hmmm
Politics / Re: Tony Oneweek: "Why Didn't Police Investigate E-Money's Poverty?" by kingjoe(m): 9:36pm On May 13, 2020
Mrsserene:
But seriously, what is the source of his wealth?
first u should ask how much does he even have? the one everybody is sure of his five star music label. common comedians have beautiful houses.I go die for instance .musicians like nairamarley of yesterday is with millions by singing soapy and similar rubbish.when he showed us his fleet of cars I marveled

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Politics / Re: Tony Oneweek: "Why Didn't Police Investigate E-Money's Poverty?" by kingjoe(m): 9:30pm On May 13, 2020
To me emoney doesn't have money like that.its just that he loves show off.he has businesses but he is still a millionaire in naira.many traders in alaba .tradefair etc have more money than him.just that he diversified his money and lives like he is too rich.don't be surprised if you check his account it will be around 500 million or less.tell him to contribute to Covid 19 .he will tell u Bros to chill that all those things are for pose.does he have more exotic cars than Dino. no way.fashy there is money here if u bend down
Politics / Re: FG Spends N679m Daily On Feeding Schoolchildren During Lockdown by kingjoe(m): 12:45pm On May 13, 2020
I heard when the minister of humanitarian was explaining. she was not making sence at all.I was like CAN YOU HEAR YOURSELF.

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Politics / Re: Ike Ekweremadu Celebrates His 58th Birthday Today by kingjoe(m): 3:17pm On May 12, 2020
SweetOlive:
LMAO! Thank you cheesy
is it a capital NO or try neXt time NO,THIS one u are laughing
Politics / Re: Ike Ekweremadu Celebrates His 58th Birthday Today by kingjoe(m): 3:12pm On May 12, 2020
Chirowman:
e be like say you no hear Xenophobia ,SA guys go break bottle in fact na AK dem go pull for ya head.leave dem woman oooo for you to live long life my hand no dey na news we go hear for NL.
admiration is not a crime .what if sweetolive prefers me[which she will as i will be more caring].they wont do nada
Celebrities / Re: IG Withdraws E-money’s Police Escort, Orders His Probe by kingjoe(m): 2:11pm On May 12, 2020
The IG Is a hyporite .just go to any police station and tell them that you want police escort for days or weeks they will tell you the cost.you pay and immediately u are given other conditions.showing off is not a crime.he is legit.but since they asked him to querry the bullion van man he is p;aying the ostrich.

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Politics / Re: Ike Ekweremadu Celebrates His 58th Birthday Today by kingjoe(m): 8:56am On May 12, 2020
SweetOlive:
Was this not the man some igbo brothers molested in Germany the other day? cheesy
sweetolive can I get your email or no .u really look sweet. @pic u sent what provoked them more was the cloth he was wearing. wearing coat of arm of Nigeria in a ceremony where some die hard Biafra supporters were gathered. if he wore something else he wouldn't receive such embarrassment

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Health / Re: COVID-19: We Have Madagascar’s Herb Extract In Nigeria — Osagie Ehnaire by kingjoe(m): 7:00am On May 12, 2020
ahaz:
don't worry our herbalist are still concentrating on dick enlargement herbs and drugs..covid 19 is not important to them
and std drugs.I was in Uyo early this year along nwaniba road.u will be hearing their advert .same in pH and Aba parks
Romance / Re: Why Do Old Men Love To Chase After Young Girls? by kingjoe(m): 9:57pm On May 11, 2020
SweetOlive:
Now, that reminds me of a funny experience... cheesy cheesy grin
gist us please
Health / Re: Abdulrazak Habib: I Was Treated Of Coronavirus With Black Seed, Clove Oil by kingjoe(m): 5:31pm On May 11, 2020
Eulalia:


Black seed oil is gotten from black cumin seeds by infusion with any carrier oil. and its sold in organic shops. Its used for all kinds of diseases.

Clove oil is gotten from clove seed (also known as kananfiri, a spice used in making zobo) through a distillation process which makes it very concentrated hence care should be taken in ingesting it as its very strong and concentrated which could lead to fatality if taken in excess.
It also cures a lot of ailments.

They are also used in organic skincare formulatiions and are sold in organic Organic shops.
thanks dear
Celebrities / Re: Roland Owualah Involved In Auto Accident In FCT (Photos) by kingjoe(m): 5:23pm On May 10, 2020
Davash222:
Ugly man dey organize Beauty pageantWonderful.
Thank God for your life.

The first photo, is that man's ghost leaving him
you watch too many Bollywood movies
Politics / Re: Governor El-Rufai Climbs Truck As He Enforces Ban On Inter-State Movement (Pics) by kingjoe(m): 1:54pm On May 09, 2020
iCauseTrouble:
What do you expect from a former bus conductor?
stop insulting him.he is a professional quanitity surveyor.
Health / Re: Abdulrazak Habib: I Was Treated Of Coronavirus With Black Seed, Clove Oil by kingjoe(m): 10:07am On May 08, 2020
which one is black seed and clove oil.I will like to know
Business / Re: Nigerian Billionaires Lose Billions Amid Coronavirus Pandemic by kingjoe(m): 6:48pm On May 06, 2020
Abalado:
Wait... Abeg how much Mike Adenuga donated for the pandemic? Abi the man no hear say them the donate ni... Me self I donate
adenuga donated 1billiion .he is a shy billionaire.
Music/Radio / Re: Sinach No 1 On Billboard USA For Christian Song by kingjoe(m): 8:25am On May 06, 2020
the first time I heard the song waymaker .I thought I was not in this world. so heavenly. so peaceful. so spirit lifting.damn it

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