₦airaland Forum

Bruno3000:
What brand of weed did the writer of thus article smoke?

As in ehn. He just typed headache for people to read

infogenius:
The pleasure is mine. You are welcome

Already filled my form looking forward to hearing from you. Once again God bless you for this opportunity.

Thank you so much

The link to the website you linked is not working.

But it's the truth now

What happens if I dey it and allow it to slightly get burnt? Hmmmm . I wonder. I just wonder

A305:
Zmoney kwa. Gone are the days people go to queue and book space in the bank just for service delivery now, you can spend a year without visiting the banking hall unless of course you want to use their toilet because your house is very far. Or you want to enjoy small AC. We done do am pass lol. See my signa ture for that cheap Lexus.

Are you referring to mobile money agents who charge you a fee for a deposit that is supposed to be done quickly but will take an hour or two to reflect? Or is there another mobile money service that allows you to make deposits without going to the bank?

slysdesign:
Yes i do. Nairaland doesnt allow videos upload. Maybe send me a message on whatsapp 09060040575 and i’ll show you samples

Alright. I'll chat you up on whatsapp now

Haven't seen any sample of your animations. Do you do video explainers?

luvt:
As Lagos get more congested,the struggle to get transport/bus gets tougher daily,and as well for those who has car,you get so stressed and tired driving in traffic daily..to and fro..Ride2work offer convenience, comfort and relaxation. You don’t have to drive and join the traffic everyday or pay a driver and still consume fuel when you can enjoy same comfort by just making your seat reservation and we ride you to work..
Ride2work is designed to bring comfort and convenience to every worker..
Ride2work can as well reduce traffic in its own way.
if 30 car owners subscribe to “Ride2work”and we ride them to work daily,that means 30 different cars has left the road..for more info ff@ride2workng

What's the difference between you guys and Uber or Taxify?

Deomovies:
Some people are entitle to shit. Meanwhile, you can get Latest and Top Rated hundreds of Movies and Series in HD quality into your External drives and PCs at affordable prices. Lagosians and non Lagosians, please help a bro today by patronizing, that's a best gift for Movies Junkies.

Abeg jare, are there new movies on the list as well? And are they in hd.

Nigeria@59 and the Foreign rice which we used to eat and was banned for the sole purpose of us consuming our "locally made rice" is now 2000 Naira for a Paint Bucket (which used to be 1200 - 1250 Naira before border closure). And " Our Locally Made Rice" is now 1700 Naira for a paint bucket (5 and half derica). I don't understand!!! Shouldn't the price of our so called "locally made rice" be affordable to every citizen and thus promote it and gradually eradicate the foreign rice? Rice is gradually becoming food for the rich. And someone will tell me it's not the GOVERNMENT that is to be blamed but the Nigerian Citizen?

I'm not a fan of political party but it's only true to say that the since this government entered power, the masses have not been smiling. The few that smile and laugh are the ones benefiting from the people in this present government. Someone will take 15k to the market and automatically turn to human calculator talking to himself/herself at one corner of the market trying to figure out if money was lost. And later he or she will see that every Kobo was accounted for. And one human being will tell me that the government is working for a "better" Nigeria? That we must suffer now to get to a better Nigeria because the past government has eaten all the money meant for the upkeep of the Nigerian Citizen? And the best way to start with this next level movement is by ensuring the citizens don't get the basic amenities such as "Food"? Abeg someone should help me with how the maths works.

If it's not the leaders in government that is to be blamed, then can someone tell me what is the difference between Nigeria and Dubai (U.A.E).

We all have our part to play truth be told but there has to be a trunk that aids the holding of the branches which in turn aids in holding the fruits and the leaves before we can call it a tree. There has to be a Head before we can call it a body. Else a body without the Head is a "Headless Body".

Another Krest Again?

This is the Beginning of the End of this Show. Too bad it had to take a Ta-Cha to end it.

I'm interested if it is still available. I'm chatting you up already

Is that candle wax I see in the console? Please let's chat on WhatsApp. 08062358903

You are not responding to whatsapp messages. I would like to see pics of the PS3 or better still, post it here so that we can all see.

After millenniums have passed, you're now posting this one. To scare who? Me?
OP, you must be a joker to think that delicious plantain porridge with sweet beans accompanied with big dry shrimps, better kpanla dried fish, garnished with small stew and vegetable, with a very chilled Chi Exotic juice, will not go down as feaces hours later today. Nna go an sit down and read what you typed down then, read the bolded of what i typed down and see which life is life. Thank me later.

Yes

King44:
I totally agree with what you said except your question is Nig there yet? this is one question that is killing this country we don't have to wait till we are there let's start from here from somewhere

You're very right. And it seems we're "kinda" doing that but (and it's a BIG BUT), the FG has to do this without any iota of COMPROMISE and SENTIMENT. Is this absolutely possible?

King44:
are you expecting it to be 10 thousand before?? sure those foreign rice that find their way in should cost 10k before sure the price would sky rocket if we we can't afford it we would start paying attention to local brand of rice that are of high quality and start purchasing that is how it works

That is what a person with common sense would do and keep watching others that are not smart struggle racing with high prices of imported rice, if one could get local quality rice to consume one needs to change ones mentality

If not for the sake of I would be doing free advert I would have like to suggest some Nig brands you should give a try

Bros, the local brand rice are not yet of high quality as you think. Have you consumed it lately? Yes I quite agree that one should patronize his or her locally made products as this is what aids the development of a country. But ask yourself, is Nigeria really there yet?
Regarding the rice ban and smuggling into the country, I will appreciate if the FG had put things in place to ensure that the locally made rice matches the quality of the foreign rice. Afterall, the foreign rice is more consumed not because of it's name "Foreign" but because of the taste. As much as we want to deny this fact, most of us know that the foreign rice tastes quite better than the locally made rice. And this really should not be this way. The FG can implement a "strict monitoring team" to ensure that we get a much more healthy and pleasant rice that is quite good to consume and produced in large quantity that can accommodate much more to consume. Provide the National Association of Rice Producers the adequate funds and support it needs to ensure this is done and let them "Honestly" use these funds for the right purpose and we will see a positive change in the right direction to development. While growing up, I used to know how good the Abakaliki rice used to be. What happened then? Let me guess, not much support from the government or rather, parasitic heads placed in positions they shouldn't have been over the years fed on the funds allocated for this purpose. And as much as this government wants to put us into "the right direction" with strict polices such as the closure of borders, they need to spray the insecticide inside the house and close the doors in other to kill the mosquito parasites within. Imagine if Dangote (and his likes) was given the opportunity to go into rice production in mass. Don't you think there will be a difference? So far so good, his spaghetti, macaroni, sugar, salt and other consumable goods produced by him has to an extent matched the foreign counterparts. This is "locally made". Imagine what will happen if other major locally made rice producers follow suit. Who will complain?
Someone said something about security being curbed to an extent since the closure of the boarders. This to an extent is true. But like I said, "to an extent". Baba has a plan this I know for sure but he needs good advisers that will make his plan work.

May God Bless The Federal Republic Of Nigeria and bring back the Giant (in all areas) in us.

Quiet zone, Youths Emigrating, Earthquake Prone area, Old People making more of the population there now, Despite the Old Houses and Wonderful Snowy Mountains yet, very little tourist attraction, Total population not up to ALIMOSHO Local government, Not one "birth" was recorded last year, Sudden change of government to give monetary incentives to indigenes and foreigners......
SOMETHING DOESN'T ADD UP.

Balenciagabrain:
I read the undertone coming from these attacks.
I think there's 90% chance these attacks are fostered by the white elites and perpetrated b their blacks that are so illiterate, unfortunately.
These whites will soon push for a return in power after successive failures of black leadership and then...the rest will be history, again.

Oh Africa

Exactly my thoughts. Mandela now would be like "Oh my God, did I do a mistake to allow this for the sake of peace?"
Winnie, right now will be like " I told Nelson but he didn't listen. I'm glad my group is still in power fighting for the total freedom and oppression from this white foreigners".
Take it or leave it, the Whites are the fuel in this blaze that is beginning to seem unquenchable.

They say na from clap na him dance dey start. The music just start to dey play.

Where's Oride when you need them.

I said you guys should announce on Nairaland before una go now
Na only una won chop freebie?

Oya, Oride come and take me to Alausa. Sharp Sharp!!!

This is another rising comedian.

Na you won give MTN and Multichoice Ultimatum? Abi na small rabber you dey find? E be like say you want make DSS and EFCC get your time.

Please Sha, like someone earlier said, when the looting on ShopRite starts abeg announce am here o! Most of us don't want to be left out

Dudeweedlmao:
The intention is to positively will (wish)him back to health through positive photography. I'm sure you want him dead so you can finally write rubbish pity poems on your facebook stautus.

You should have just stopped at the bolded and not play reverse psychology by spilling out your useless intentions here. Did I in anyway insult you? You posted a crooked Photoshop pix without putting down the intentions and I responded to what I saw and you're here vomiting rubbish.