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Family › Re: Wife Insists That Husband Must Use Condom Before They Have Sex by KingTom(m): 11:03pm On Feb 20, 2016

Ishilove:
Ehen!!

Oya post pisshure na

oya woju o grin

Politics › Re: Results Of Benue-South Senatorial Re-run Elections : Live Updates By BenueNews by KingTom(m): 10:01pm On Feb 20, 2016

francizy:
Lmao! Dude actually murdered Nas on the track...

Listen to Hiphop, DJ Khalid ft Nas and Scarface...
That's one of the songs Nas showed he's a beast...

I will do so as soon as possible grin

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Politics › Re: Results Of Benue-South Senatorial Re-run Elections : Live Updates By BenueNews by KingTom(m): 9:20pm On Feb 20, 2016

francizy:
Hmmm, how come my best rapper's song becomes the order of the day on here...?

brah I really don't give a Damn about Nas's part it's Junior Gong I'm interested in grin

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Politics › Re: Results Of Benue-South Senatorial Re-run Elections : Live Updates By BenueNews by KingTom(m): 9:00pm On Feb 20, 2016

MzPecs:
Hehehehehe

You know his age?

Some of the smartest dummies can't read the language of Egyptian mummies dem a fly go a moon but can't find food for thier starving tummies undecided

Family › Re: Wife Insists That Husband Must Use Condom Before They Have Sex by KingTom(m): 8:51pm On Feb 20, 2016

Ishilove:
If you ask me, I will not give you an answer because I don't even know how the thing looks like, talk of USING it

they come in different shapes and sizes different sizes different colours grin

they can be used or rather they are used for a lot more than intercourse in fact sex is one of thier auxiliary functions. Why am I spending my Saturday evening talking about pessaries huh

Politics › Re: 2016 Budget Not Padded, Does Not Exceed N6.08 Trln — Lai Mohamed by KingTom(m): 8:35pm On Feb 20, 2016

francizy:
Lol.. Dude is really good..

Btw, you had a mate in there. Had to put a Kingtom to help me protect you should in case anyone wants to draw blood...

TonyeBarcanista: I rushed in immediately I heard someone say "protection". Anything for me?

This part had me ROTFL grin

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Family › Re: Wife Insists That Husband Must Use Condom Before They Have Sex by KingTom(m): 8:29pm On Feb 20, 2016

Ishilove:
Won't that be uncomfortable for the woman? I mean with all the activity going on down there...

you know I should be asking you. It's uncomfortable and sometimes very very difficult to get in or get out for that matter. Probably why it's not used by a lot of people. Besides, depending on the ACTIVITIES and the ACTIVATOR the comfort may vary if you catch my drift wink

Romance › Re: Guys Always Be Careful!! A Moral Lesson!!! (pictures ) by KingTom(m): 8:25pm On Feb 20, 2016

daveP:
this is entertaining, hardwork!
kingtom, we couldn't hull city away! but we tried. lalasticlala

it's Really nice lovely representation. You can't they're the championship league leaders they do have a reputation to protect nevertheless you'll get them next time your side is very good at dispatching 'small teams' grin

Education › Re: 10 Best Medical Schools In Nigeria by KingTom(m): 3:29pm On Feb 20, 2016

My dear UCTH nko

Romance › Re: is this the most handsome nairalander?? pic by KingTom(m): 11:37am On Feb 20, 2016

Creamish:
Ur Our Childhood was fun.

fixed

Romance › Re: is this the most handsome nairalander?? pic by KingTom(m): 7:55am On Feb 20, 2016

Creamish:
Yeah.. Luvd watching Cadbury's breakfast television every Saturday morning... Pinky and the Brain, Biker mice from Mars etc... Twas fun..

you wan make I sing tire today Abi. The pinky and the brain the pinky and the brain one is a genius the other's insane they're laboratory mice their genes have been sliced. The pinky the pinky and the brain brain brain brain brain brain brain brain brain. Before each night is done their plan will be unfurled by the dawning of the Sun they'll take over the world. The pinky and the brain the pinky and the brain thier twilight campaign is easy to explain to prove thier mousy worth they'll overthrow the earth the pinky the pinky and the brain brain brain brain brain brain brain brain narf grin

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Romance › Re: This Endowed Lady Wants You Guys To See Her Body (see Photo) by KingTom(m): 7:49am On Feb 20, 2016

Nwa di thick ngwa kpo ha minaj shocked

Romance › Re: is this the most handsome nairalander?? pic by KingTom(m): 7:36am On Feb 20, 2016

Creamish:
A clown after my heart! KingTom ur amazing!! Penfold..shush!

Danger mouse and the Scooby Doo made my Saturday mornings embarassed

Scooby Dooby doo where are you we got some work to do now come on Scooby Doo is see you I know you got that villain you know we got a mystery to solve and Scooby Doo is right before your eyes don't look back and Scooby Doo if you come through you're gonna have yourself a Scooby snack that's a fact grin

Romance › Re: is this the most handsome nairalander?? pic by KingTom(m): 7:19am On Feb 20, 2016

Creamish:
Lolz. There was some kinda semblance .. Did u watch Danger mouse back in d dayz?

he's the greatest he's fantastic he's the greatest he's a genius he's the best. Danger mouse paramparamparam danger mouse paramparamparam danger mouse!!! Blow!!!!!!! grin

Celebrities › Re: Vogue Names Wizkid Nigeria's Best-Dressed Pop Star by KingTom(m): 6:39pm On Feb 19, 2016

Ay04z:
no mind olodo jare..

Some people no dey read grin

Celebrities › Re: Vogue Names Wizkid Nigeria's Best-Dressed Pop Star by KingTom(m): 6:12pm On Feb 19, 2016

Iamlordgee:
Iffa hear.. What Nonsense.. Who dress reach Ice prince. That vouge just wan popular back.. Make them go sit down ee.. Although wizkid da dress.. But Not more Than Ice prince naaa

did you see where they wrote Pop huh

Celebrities › Re: Vogue Names Wizkid Nigeria's Best-Dressed Pop Star by KingTom(m): 6:12pm On Feb 19, 2016

Twizzy30:
I prefer Iceprince

is iceprince a pop star huh

Sports › Re: FC Midtjylland Players Dance To Nigerian Music After Defeating Man United (Video by KingTom(m): 5:48pm On Feb 19, 2016

ggrin:
Kingtom comma dance o

Politics › Re: FG Will Not Remove Oil Subsidy In 2016 – Minister by KingTom(m): 5:48pm On Feb 19, 2016

francizy:
APC breaking records negatively...

They'll go down in history as the biggest fraud ever... SmH

Cc Kingtom the closet pro-Buharist...

Family › Re: Wife Insists That Husband Must Use Condom Before They Have Sex by KingTom(m): 5:47pm On Feb 19, 2016

Cutehector:
what's pessary?

female cup that contains spermicide. What I'm saying Is the thing go dey inside the Toto dey kill all the sperm wey dey enter there grin

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Politics › Re: We Want Oga Jona Back Trending -$1 Tumbles To ₦400 Pix by KingTom(m): 5:46pm On Feb 19, 2016

francizy:
LoL! Even the insensible is shared by you... You are a coven die-hard Buharist sir!

so am I

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Politics › Re: We Want Oga Jona Back Trending -$1 Tumbles To ₦400 Pix by KingTom(m): 11:42am On Feb 19, 2016

francizy:
Recently Sir!

then it must've been something sensible or a force of old habits grin

Family › Re: Wife Insists That Husband Must Use Condom Before They Have Sex by KingTom(m): 11:40am On Feb 19, 2016

Cutehector:
The wife needs to get enlightened that condoms aren't the only means in practicing birth control..

This is where the doctor comes into play

We also have pessary, birth control pills and also safe period shocked

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Politics › Re: We Want Oga Jona Back Trending -$1 Tumbles To ₦400 Pix by KingTom(m): 11:35am On Feb 19, 2016

francizy:
You no well! No let Sango kiss your left ball there oh! Shey na you way dey spam and scatter my share section with pro Buhari praises, posts and threads?

Abeg tell me another lie jor..

was this recently or 9 months ago? Baba even you said it yourself grin

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Midtjylland Fc Vs Manchester United :Europa League (2 - 1) On 18th February 2016 by KingTom(m): 9:07am On Feb 19, 2016

ggrin:
make thunder fire all my blokus ifah bet ontop manu

yes o

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