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freecocoa: And what if it was?

i'll be glad you're wit honor.

[quote author=Mynd_44]If you were on fire and I had pure water, I'd wash my leg with it.
That was by me[/quote]relax bros saint mynd_44, that statement wasn't by u, in fact, it is stale. the part of washing your feet could be yours though, cos it is whack.

freecocoa: A girl got a request on bbm and accepted it, she asked the dude how he got her pin and the dude seeing the girl's pic, decided she was ugly and that kinda infuriated him.

So he wrote "As you ugly like this you still dey form, even dey ask where i get your pin instead wey you go thank me for adding a monkey like you".


Can't really think of any said to me right now.

that was to you freecoccoa. Don't lie it

[quote author=Mynd_44]How are you sure he is yoruba?[/quote]i never said he is, i said i BILIVD he is. And woteva fucck i biliv doesn't count for others except for me.

apocalypse: He is very Igbo like you

bra, i aint tryin to be tribalistic wit the word 'yoruba', was only sayin my mind. But for me, i'm a fuckin yoruba dude, aint no other

Seun: Probably oxygen tanks. They are used for weak patients who have difficulty breathing on their own. I'm just guessing anyway.

even if you're eventually wrong, u've amazed me wit your intelligent guess after all. No wonder u are the C.E.O. But seriously, how come u wrap yourself all over wit foolish mods? Except, MAYBE sometimes, mukina.

sexkillz: [color=#000030]Now let me twist this Nollywood script a little. . .

Lets say freecocoa got pregnant at 15, had a daughter and somehow, sexkills and freecocoa are in the same department in the university. They offer the same courses and occasionally bump into each other. They become friends and nothing more. Sexkillz was not privileged to know that freecocoa had a daughter. After graduation, they lost contact. Years later, It so happened that the lady sexkillz is in love with and wants to marry is freecocoa's daughter. . .

You expect me to call freecocoa, "mama"?
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oh God! Do u have to display such foolishness? A pretence could have saved your face! Yuk!

sexkillz: [color=#000030]Errm, what happened to her name?

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Sijo01: on an Africa 'Nigeria' settings, its kinda disrespectful.

sexkillz is an hypocrite. I've alww knwn dt, and for the fact dt i biliv he's a yoruba man makes him a disgraceful hypocrite. Very shameless being

Amya: Is it not better to marry a rich jerk than a poor jerk?

[b]Most guys are jerks anyway[/b]so won't you rather marry the jerk who would buy you a diamond bracelet when he cheats than one who takes you own money to go out and cheat.

see arrant nonsense

Bash Me: Oga, one sense out of d plentie senses wey God gv us human beings...u no get. I cant believe it is only in this part of the world (Naija) dat ppl like u must always blame the victims rather than the culprits and we all expect that d country shud move forward... Fool

charity, i undstnd, begins at home. Cos u talk anyhow to your parents at home doesn't mean u can't pretend to be okay wit me. The girl is at fault, i repeat. Now, you're free to drink acid in anger and protest

Bash Me: Oga, one sense out of d plentie senses wey God gv us human beings...u no get. I cant believe it is only in this part of the world (Naija) dat ppl like u must always blame the victims rather than the culprits and we all expect that d country shud move forward... Fool

charity, i undstnd, begins at home. Cos u talk anyhow to your parents at home doesn't mean u can't pretend to be okay wit me. The girl is at fault, i repeat. Now, you're free to drink acid

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yamakuza: she wasnt stu pid, she was trusting

something we really need to develop in this country (trust), starting with eliminating those 2.

maybe u need to read wider. This will not be its first happening. It happens almost everywhere in the world and there's nothing u can do to stop the evil ones from using this medium. Hence, the need to live without trust and keep surviving

olsmade: Careful how u speak of d dead - I'm not being superstitious - its called respect.

And its hanged, not hung.

sorry, i dnt care abt d dead, and i dnt care abt ur english lessons either! If i were to write an exam, i'll fuckin still write the same thing.

In as much as i hate to see the girl dead, and i love to see these guys hung, that doesn't justify all these ruse! To me, who is to blame for the girl's stupidity?
The truth is, i don't excuse stupiditi, or pity fools

laberry101: Well, technically, don't have a GF? But my friend Ex. GF is , and the problem is he is madly in love with her... So asking him to reject her now seems like you are his enemy

first, what does 'technically' got to do wit the whole statements? Second, the whole this is crap, nothing but kids ranting!

As expected: CRAP!!!

A round of applause for the fools. U'll think they're workin until like d issue of the new licence plate, they'll ask sanusi to ride on!

hmmm

Desola: You've attempted this in the past, trying to put Yorubas at loggerheads as to which religion has the majority over the other but it didn't work.

The point with you migrants is that you visit one Yoruba state and conclude that you've seen it all. Lagos, as i've warned you long ago, is not the yardstick for religious representation. Reason being that we have a lot of you migrants there too who come from your enclaves to build churches due to the rights granted you by the Nigerian constitution. Go to other states within Yorubaland and carry out an emperical research and come back to relay your findings. My own assertion is based on origin and first hand experience. Yours is based on sight only.

now let afam be! ur problem is the same source as d problems we have in the north now. have u noticed d aggressiveness in ur choice of words? first ur signature says u're a tribal bigot, ur comment says u're a religious bigot. Wot is d meaning of 'as av warned u..'? Can u jst tell me y some muslim fanatics bilivd in being aggressive in reiterating their point, or y they all hated to be called d minority. Now, if u stay in ibadan, well, u can say afam is wrong, bt elsewhere, u are wrong. U can go die if i hurt u wit d truth.

Kayoski: how dos dis affect d price of garri in market

srzly are u kids mad or wot? How is that statement not stale and alwys making sense to you?

ArQueBusieR: ^Take this little piece of advice.

that's not an advice dude, it's an instruction

Your female friend must have told her, 'collect warever u wanna collect and exit the mood'. Those girls don't jes say yes to people, they say it to a particular typo people after substantial info

Am i in nairaland? I think this is fuccked now. Fuckin fuccked

shaybe baby: It is in your opinion but I am saying there are other factors as well. This is but one of many issues you will face in your union. Should we chuck our partners everytime there's a difference of opinion or try to work around those differences. Are you saying that if she attends the same church as you but is a total b**ch at home you'd be happier? She has every right to her faith as do you, it is a fundermental human right. If you can't respect each other, free each other and look for someone who shares the same faith with you but don't go thinking that marriage will be more successful. It might not and what will you do in that instance? Love the person you are with.

what da fucck are u or every other hypocrites crying that u thought is making sense? We're talkin of a woman who deceived a man to marry her jes because she's fuckin desperate. She knws from the onset that it's deceit and she gladly played the guy. The fucck of the matter aint even the church thing, she's desperate to marry, how d fucck do u think she loves u anyway? Of course the priest can't marry her, there's no big deal if they keep fuckin while u are the dummy. Divorce the idiott!

Diligence: that was foul against Torres... the wigan defender completely left the ball and went for Torres..

that's cos he definately looks more attractive than the ball. He'll rather go for torres

Diligence: that was foul against Torres... the wigan defender completely left the ball and went for Torres..

that's cos he definately looks more attractive than the ball

What the fucck is hazard playin?

[quote author=Maria-Goretti]excuse mi? Do i know u?[/quote]now listen biatch, this is public forum and dnt come here flying your red-painted bitcheous fingers like you some kinda princess. It doesn't work here. Ugh?

[quote author=Maria-Goretti]Neva had a broke bf[/quote][quote author=BlacPe@rl]same wif moi[/quote]

WebSurfer: ^^
got just two definition of u

gold diggers

smoothcrim2090: Right after I sack the 100 Nigerian's toilet men working for me...

you knw dt won't happen. Even your president had to enact a law which displaces nigerians off their business for you lazy asz dark-faced-yellow-teeth-accent-fuccked up dudes to take over! We rock! We survive!