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Wow! I'm amazed. This wole of a guy is jes d bomb.
Well, i won't mind a job change too. I'll like to work in a very good construction company. My course is building technology. So technically i can work in any engineering firm. I want a company that's alwys engaged. Don't like idleness. Thanks dude

sexkillz: [color=#000030]You wanna apply for the position?
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that's all you knw, woman wrapper!

swtchicgurl: is it vacant?

you no go siddon for one place abi?

swtchicgurl: i rub his cheek and chest with sandpaper.

i carry ground pepper with me in case he misbehaves.

what can be more romantic!

sorry...for your fuccked up life sweet.

What's the big deal about a pix dt was premediated?

You said you're doomed, so you are!

slimyem: op,you trashed this same issue in February 2010..
https://www.nairaland.com/398982/found-pics-wife-ex-hidden
why bring it up again?

em, detective, park well.

chuks01: she must have been self servicing with that pics. sorry bro ur wife loves someone else

cool answer. Plus lemme add me own. Guy, u suck in bed, ur sexx did not even make her forget her ex. Shame on u. Go hang!

What a foolish question! Someone wey dey beat your mama for don beat am to death before u arrive, na to jes go prize coffin go remain. When u dey see someone dey give ur mama jabbing for head, u no fit pick fight rescue am immediately. U come reach house again come carry cutlass, how u take knw d guy no hold gun. Someone dey fucck your girlfriend, u come still dey think who to first rescue. Wetin d cutlass dey do wey e dey look? Guy, u be mumu.

[quote author=tj-dj]Americans should reciprocate this gesture with GEJ special College for the mentally challenged[/quote]word. Respect bro.

Bawss1: I won't be surprised if Femi and his crew just got up and started disturbing the peace all in the name of entertainment, afterall churches do it all the time in my neighborhood causing a racket under the guise of worship.
It is, unfortunately, a Nigerian thing.

were gidi ni e. You no be nigerian again? I knw u go prefer 30 minutes of turbulence in the air to 8 minutes of entertainment so dt people shld knw u jes flew!

Idowuogbo: Lmaoooo!!!!

U are mouthed!

o seun jare. Wa gbayi.

tellwisdom: Your complain don dey too much ni ..The guy no go chop??

guy, wetin u wan make we tell wisdom now when all u dey spew since na foolishness?

Freewilly: If I was on that flight, I'll slap the hell out of that fool for disturbing me. Nobody cares for that kind of music "rubbish". The fool don't even have up to a million views on youtube.

An idiott will alwys be an idiott. Whether u set her up with nice looks, and internet connection and a keyboard to pretend to be wise. They will alwys be foolish. Shey any of your family have up to 10views on you tube?

gabng: If you had been patient enough to listen to the captain's announcement pefore the performance you will notice that there where more or less returning from a concert in europe and Egbon Femi decided to entertain the passengers gratis.

Try and think before you talk so that you dont expose your level of stupidity in public.

well, that is too late...we already knw the stupid ones.

acidtalk: Did Seun tell you he enjoys my 'credibility'? Just right after that thread, another one made it to the front page. And watch out for many more....

seriously man, i didn't see this. You're such a fucck! It's guys like u dt print posters to be class captains. It so much kills u if u aint noticed! God! Seun is making it big time and so it will alwys be whether u posted to add to his purse or not. And besides, if it were those days when nairaland itself got credibility, ur thread won't survive a night but since topics like, 'how can i kill myself without dying' makes it the front page, yours obviously shld.
By the way, if you're thinking of paying for your jamb exams wit the award you'll collect here, it won't happen. Sorry to disappoint u dude..

omega25red: poster

you are being extorted. she is holding her vag as a hostage and you can't see it until you pay the ransom

Too bad, your relationship is based on money for hand yansh for ground

em...do u meant to say 'leverage'?

Crap! The guy na mumu

bennyraz: She's a freaky girl.. That's d stupp1d mind games big girls play jst ignore her, do not gel. In no time she wud confess

big girls, or small girls? If a big girl wants u back, she'll say it directly not minding if you're married so stop dating lower-brained higher animals

[quote author=heywhytech1][/quote]when i met my girlie too, i allowed her recieve her stupid calls for like a month, after full integration in which i knw any break up might cause serious trauma for both of us, one night, i woke up, took her phone, and cleared all numbers from both the sim and phone, i also made sure the sim refused to work by scratchin it's surface, i reset the phone to factory settings and left her to wonder. In the end, i told her i won't like her to retrieve the line. She was reluctant but later agreed since i volunteered to buy a 750 recharge card to text necessary people only giving them her new number. Since then, she made sure the new number was kept clean.

acidtalk: from your signature is is obvious you are ANGRY with life.

Who won't deny you when you are so nasty.

okay, alright, u can shut it now. This's what happen when animals are allowed to mingle with humans. U might claim not to be wild but God knws a domestic animal is also an animal, animal.

acidtalk: Please let them keeping showing the entire world how stup*id they really can be.
Afterall in reality fooools like this are needed to help the topic make 20pages.

oh, crap! Who is displaying foolishness now dude? Everybody knw u to be a fuckin fake poster, like i said, madness dey worry u and na inherited gene

freecocoa: How can you not understand her? she's a lawyer too na and she typed in the usual "my learned colleague" jargon.

Abi you never enter BAR? Ebi like say you still dey parambulate for the domot.

stop defending her now, she clearly said rom_ANUS, OBO_natus

Okay Sir. Good luck wit the desperate ones

[quote author=Brand_new]GMAIL ALL THE WAY. [/quote]i also have a gmail account, but with those new features integrated into outlook which includes popular socials sites cyberway, how is gmail 'all the way?' stop d sentiments jare.

Olisa74: I am so not liking the new interface. It all feels like a step backwards to me. Seems like we might just have to get used to it though.

you said worse abt nairaland

I dnt care what u think but i cared abt d part of a 23yrs old been smart. How so? Both of u and the ex are jes idiots and nothing else. You're gonna die over a guy of 23? He's still having fun and so should u. I'm not sayin u go fucck around but i mean, enjoy ur life, don't cage yourself.

Wow! You're the bomb! First nice write-up i'll be reading on nairaland. So true, mature and emotional. I'm gonna have to deal nicely wit my GF now. But wait, how can i call it quits with her assistant?
BTW, i love this write up, i love the OP, but sorry i aint gay!

swtchicgurl: Is that all you have to say?

what can a deaf man possibly utter?

GboyegaD: You could just greet her nicely, tell her your name and ask for hers. Follow it up with smiles and pleasantries when next you see her and over time, you gain the confidence to tell her what you want as your nerves must have learnt to calm down around her. There is no law that says you must state your intentions the 1st day.

Holy trinity ooo!!! Na u this overserious entity again? You well? Make he begin dey laugh like mad person? U no try. Anyways, again, OP, carry placards wit your intended speech as the inscription. dass all..