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[quote author=Omo_Tier1]A disgruntled element. The fact that you refused to say Amen to that very simple prayers says alot! I join the chorus to repeat the prayers in case you claim not to hear: MAY YOUR LIFE AND THOSE OF YOUR UNBORN LINEAGE BE MANAGED THE SAME WAY GEJ HAS MANAGED THE AFFAIRS OF THIS NATION CALLED NIGERIA... say Amen.. will you?[/quote]beafu! Beafu!! Beafu!!!
How many times I call u? E don do u o. Una see prayer? This people go kill u o.
In other news sha:
Will me ur oga's laptop in case these prayers eventually takes its toll on u!

^^
That one too late sef

[quote author=IGBO-SON]^^^Is it any wonder Eagles are extinct in Africa?; everything na food!

Conservation/preservation is a foreign concept.[/quote]ur head like eagle head. Walai, if u join dt eagle, I go chop u join!

Meanwhile, in other news: jonathan has claimed responsibility for the high rate of crime in d country. He blamed it on the citizen's assurance of the presidential pardon after gruesome crimes.
Thank u.

Forget wot u knw, ds is PDP sponsored!
The main plan is to make the merger party loose some desciples. ACN uses it in ogun state by sponsoring PPA to reduce loyalists to PDP.
The merger party shld adopt AAPC: All African Peoples' congress!

U must av skipped the book of genesis!
Those yeye people give Adam apple chop na!

If ma wife shld cheat, I will come to nairaland and post her pix wen I nailed her to the cross, I swear! Her papa go be at the right, the mama for left to make it complete!
Carpenters shld submit their quotations shld in case!
*note* I'll prefer a hardwood and six inch nail.
I hope ma prospective wife is reading this!

If someone is tryin to kill u by decieving u into war (ojukwu and ibo ppl), and another tried to stop him from destroyin u (awolowo), and the next thing u do is go against the one tryin to save u, then u shld be left for dead!!
Some people won't learn! Quote me

That name, 'jonathan', what is the real meaning?
It shld be something like 'fish brain', I tell u

Is SA using a motocycle?

Jerrygotswagg: Mod pls take it to front page oooo

come, back page offend anybody?

Fellow nigerians, relax na. Av been breeding some new generation witches to fly over US soil. Some go hold gun, some go carry bomb throway from the sky. Drone na drone!!!
Will someone warn d US for me?
And pls, we need human bloods too.

Okay, english na ma papa language?

^^^
Na ur papa?
Abi ur brother na his gardner?
See how talk dey smell for ur mouth sef!!!
The words wey u arrange na talk?
Mtcheeeew!!!

Sincere 9gerian: You have just spoken for yourself again. However, your opinions has always been the same and irrelevant. So nothing has changed.

haaaaa!!!! Beaf, my frnd!!!
How far na. Long time.
U don get a new laptop self. Oh boy!!

^^
Is boko haram currently recruiting?
Bros, I dey follow u talk na!

Nothing konsign me and those frodstars!!!
The only thing me I wan ask be say,'that eagle on the EFCC logo, is it the leader wey dey see evrytn?
Anytime I dey look am, eagle dey hungry me!
Someone get any information on how to capture it?
I go share d leg wit am,ok?

[quote author=Okija_juju]No comment.. _{NURTW people are here..}[/quote]if u post the pictures of achebe on a wheel chair, I'm sure d kidnappers will be here too

No excuses for immorality whatsoever

Daresh: Haba! Muast we always make a big deal about everything? My husband don trip tire for Eva Mendes and Jessica Alba. He knows I'm in love with Simon Baker and Matt Damon. Yes I scream and gush when I see them. But that's it. Why shd we hide it when its just a crush? Be real and get over ur ego jor.

it won't be long before u both start masturbatin with ur crushes stucked in ur head!!!

Wetin sex go cause for this nairaland, the hands of both nairaland and sex no go reach cub am!
Han han!!!
wetin sef?

wus: I have not call her Τ̲̅ȍ ask what really happen @loveamaka I reason with you it might be as a result ☀̤̣̈̇f immature @enigmagu1 it I̶̲̥̅̊S̤̥̈̊ true some girls Ω̶̣̣̥̇̊o I̶̲̥̅̊S̤̥̈̊ yes that day I bleep she first told she doesn't have mind Τ̲̅ȍ do anytin wit M̶̲̅ε̲ aπϑ Ŋa̶̲̥̅ she even uncloth herself Gbam

my friend, shut up there!!!
What immaturity are u talking abt? After u gave d girl k-leg wit ur rough jackin to the extent dt the girl papa even knw, u come dey talk immaturity!
It is obvious ur todger don destroy d girl's pelvic settings so much d womb cld be affected. Now d advice d doctor gave was to avoid sex with u or risk loosing her womb and confinement to d wheel chair!

kimberluge: Probably the same reason guys are neva satisfied with no sex in a relationship! Mayb d gal has refused 2 giv him wat he wants til he giv her wat she wants!! No one is a fool!!!

everyone is a fool!!!
Jes relax, the result go come out soon!

Did I miss road?

See how people dey post their fantasies!
Yet, they are not in anyway half of wot they wanted.
Well, it's most definately safe to dream. Therefore, me self go like an angel

Av I? No

Pls o, I dnt wish to disturb u guys, but will anyone be kind enuff to direct me to the nairaland peppersoup joint?

kimberluge: ^^^ simple English u dnt undastand yet u claim to be educated,pathetic! OP,yes you can it is actually good for serious exclusive relationships but most times ppl like Kingwax always use it as an opportunity 2 "experiment" if u get my drift. Don't worry if she will cheat on you,d issue her is about trust! Do u trust her? Does she trust u 2 b faithful while takin a break?

1. I didn't say I'm educated.
2. By default, am a cheat
3. Haters, u can go kill yourselves

Says hu?

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Give me ur wife's mail, I'll like to post ur topic to her. She shld like it. So complimenting, dnt u think?