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That name, 'jonathan', what is the real meaning?
It shld be something like 'fish brain', I tell u

Is SA using a motocycle?

Jerrygotswagg: Mod pls take it to front page oooo

come, back page offend anybody?

Fellow nigerians, relax na. Av been breeding some new generation witches to fly over US soil. Some go hold gun, some go carry bomb throway from the sky. Drone na drone!!!
Will someone warn d US for me?
And pls, we need human bloods too.

Okay, english na ma papa language?

^^^
Na ur papa?
Abi ur brother na his gardner?
See how talk dey smell for ur mouth sef!!!
The words wey u arrange na talk?
Mtcheeeew!!!

Sincere 9gerian: You have just spoken for yourself again. However, your opinions has always been the same and irrelevant. So nothing has changed.

haaaaa!!!! Beaf, my frnd!!!
How far na. Long time.
U don get a new laptop self. Oh boy!!

^^
Is boko haram currently recruiting?
Bros, I dey follow u talk na!

Nothing konsign me and those frodstars!!!
The only thing me I wan ask be say,'that eagle on the EFCC logo, is it the leader wey dey see evrytn?
Anytime I dey look am, eagle dey hungry me!
Someone get any information on how to capture it?
I go share d leg wit am,ok?

[quote author=Okija_juju]No comment.. _{NURTW people are here..}[/quote]if u post the pictures of achebe on a wheel chair, I'm sure d kidnappers will be here too

No excuses for immorality whatsoever

Daresh: Haba! Muast we always make a big deal about everything? My husband don trip tire for Eva Mendes and Jessica Alba. He knows I'm in love with Simon Baker and Matt Damon. Yes I scream and gush when I see them. But that's it. Why shd we hide it when its just a crush? Be real and get over ur ego jor.

it won't be long before u both start masturbatin with ur crushes stucked in ur head!!!

Wetin sex go cause for this nairaland, the hands of both nairaland and sex no go reach cub am!
Han han!!!
wetin sef?

wus: I have not call her Τ̲̅ȍ ask what really happen @loveamaka I reason with you it might be as a result ☀̤̣̈̇f immature @enigmagu1 it I̶̲̥̅̊S̤̥̈̊ true some girls Ω̶̣̣̥̇̊o I̶̲̥̅̊S̤̥̈̊ yes that day I bleep she first told she doesn't have mind Τ̲̅ȍ do anytin wit M̶̲̅ε̲ aπϑ Ŋa̶̲̥̅ she even uncloth herself Gbam

my friend, shut up there!!!
What immaturity are u talking abt? After u gave d girl k-leg wit ur rough jackin to the extent dt the girl papa even knw, u come dey talk immaturity!
It is obvious ur todger don destroy d girl's pelvic settings so much d womb cld be affected. Now d advice d doctor gave was to avoid sex with u or risk loosing her womb and confinement to d wheel chair!

kimberluge: Probably the same reason guys are neva satisfied with no sex in a relationship! Mayb d gal has refused 2 giv him wat he wants til he giv her wat she wants!! No one is a fool!!!

everyone is a fool!!!
Jes relax, the result go come out soon!

Did I miss road?

See how people dey post their fantasies!
Yet, they are not in anyway half of wot they wanted.
Well, it's most definately safe to dream. Therefore, me self go like an angel

Av I? No

Pls o, I dnt wish to disturb u guys, but will anyone be kind enuff to direct me to the nairaland peppersoup joint?

kimberluge: ^^^ simple English u dnt undastand yet u claim to be educated,pathetic! OP,yes you can it is actually good for serious exclusive relationships but most times ppl like Kingwax always use it as an opportunity 2 "experiment" if u get my drift. Don't worry if she will cheat on you,d issue her is about trust! Do u trust her? Does she trust u 2 b faithful while takin a break?

1. I didn't say I'm educated.
2. By default, am a cheat
3. Haters, u can go kill yourselves

Says hu?

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Give me ur wife's mail, I'll like to post ur topic to her. She shld like it. So complimenting, dnt u think?

[quote author=gree-die]lol... wat if its not? [/quote]then I'll start 'dis_imagining' how sexy u might be!

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U must be really messed up!
All ur memories are abt ladies, abi?
U av failed

U better close ur letter. Send an open e-mail instead. I no even read d epistle

Unsubscribing at d fastest rate!!!

lrguru: OP, i am stuck with u means u are finished, nowhere for u to run to, i will always be in ur life/dream, u have no more breathing space, and the most scariest interpretation is 'i'll be the one to kill u'

I'll like to see d encyclopedia from which, 'I'm stuck with u' means 'u're finished'.
If the lady had said,'u're stuck with me', it's a diffirent matter which can annoy anyman who is egocentric in nature.
But ur utterance, to me, is more like a compliment I will cherish if u are every man's dream. He probable got u wrong.
Sorry to add this: some people's brains are upside down, u say te wrong thing and they love it!!!
Go explain urself, stop wasting ur time here. Ok?

I av told u dt frog-faced-swollen-lips of a finance minister is clueless!!! Since her appointment, av neva seen any positivity with our infrastructures or daily life improvement with all her laid down policies and plans.
Fuckin zero!!! No reflection of the nation's wealth on the masses as people has bilivd it will.