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[quote author=gree-die]lol... wat if its not? [/quote]then I'll start 'dis_imagining' how sexy u might be!

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U must be really messed up!
All ur memories are abt ladies, abi?
U av failed

U better close ur letter. Send an open e-mail instead. I no even read d epistle

Unsubscribing at d fastest rate!!!

lrguru: OP, i am stuck with u means u are finished, nowhere for u to run to, i will always be in ur life/dream, u have no more breathing space, and the most scariest interpretation is 'i'll be the one to kill u'

I'll like to see d encyclopedia from which, 'I'm stuck with u' means 'u're finished'.
If the lady had said,'u're stuck with me', it's a diffirent matter which can annoy anyman who is egocentric in nature.
But ur utterance, to me, is more like a compliment I will cherish if u are every man's dream. He probable got u wrong.
Sorry to add this: some people's brains are upside down, u say te wrong thing and they love it!!!
Go explain urself, stop wasting ur time here. Ok?

I av told u dt frog-faced-swollen-lips of a finance minister is clueless!!! Since her appointment, av neva seen any positivity with our infrastructures or daily life improvement with all her laid down policies and plans.
Fuckin zero!!! No reflection of the nation's wealth on the masses as people has bilivd it will.

It will be better if u take up ur arms. U av been no threat to anybody but urself all these while.

OP, go sleep

Of course yes!!
But erm..only if I'll be avin a worthy substitute for dt while!!!

Av told u, being jealous or possessive doesn't make u dangerous. I am possessive in nature, and av never being a threat to any of ma girls. In fact, I see it sexy being jealous.
But unless u're riddled wit some kind or a 'psychopathy' syndrome, which places u as 'not mentally sound', why d hell shld u be a danger to anyone?

Well, I knw am ok, but dnt get me wrong: the OP was asking a question, and y'all ve been commenting, yet, I dnt get it. Will someone xplain wotz happening here?

Is it too hard for some people to stop wasting teir time tryin to advise a president who doesn't av a brain to think?
Are u tellin us dt they dnt undstnd our problem? They definately chose to turn to us, a deaf ear!!!

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Wa kuku shey ori ire niti e. Eranko ni OP yen nti e

Pls I dnt get u, is STARK the surname or ILLITERATE?

There is no fun in cheating if u are jes free to do it. I love jealous girlies, they are so caring, and they bring out the genius in me.

That's wot I was tryna say, that is jealousy coupled with a mental problem. I tell u. I dated a girl like dt in 2003 - 2005. It was hell. I had to break off. It's not normal. She goes to fight any female who goes as far as talking to me

Too much of everytn is a mental illiness. I mean, u eat too much, u laugh too much, to jes love to make trouble etc. This is true, pls google it.
There's no normal person who won't get jealous if u truly cherishes dt which looks to be at stake.
Jealousy as broken homes, true. But aas av modified ma initial post, it wasn't being handled fine by d lady, and d man was jes too proud if it was handled fine.
For ex, a frnd snapped a pix of a female frnd tryin to kiss me, I didn't knw and ma girl saw it. Am nt d hypocritical type who hides behind d hocuspocus of being civil and drops or abide with d rule of 'don't touch my phone'.
Now, seeing this, she came in an was like, 'Jesus! Wot and who is ds'? Imagine mr reation in two ways:
1. Why did u touch ma phone and d trouble starts. I refusing to xplain, her requesting to knw until it all implodes.
But instead, knwin it is ma fault,

2(i) I felt remorse

(ii) Stay silent. Doing this makes her d man. She kept asking for xplanation and I kept silent, lowerin ma head like a child caught with a stolen meat from d pot. This is pure acting and it is necessary.

(iii) Allow her get angry and I, went over to xplain how dt got to be. I deleted d pix and assure her thingd are fine. At least, d girl was tryin to kiss, and I was tryin to stop her. We were all frnds and shit happens. Plus I didn't tell her I forgot to delete, I told her since I didn't attach much importance to it, I didn't bother to delete.

Well, guess wot: she deleted it herself!! Dt was wen I knw things are fine!

This is jes too long. Everytn boils down to insecurity and trust. And don't paint jealousy as a bad thing. I, personally can't date who doesn't get jealous. Most times it makes me feel good and love er more!
I will get scared if ma girl wldnt care to knw who d female dt called late in the night was, who sent d text dt reads 'I miss u', or who sat at d front sit of ma car. She shld be able to ask if the lady who calls every minute is truly a frnd as av claimed. U knw, it makes me proud to see her get jealous at times. When a man constantly puts his wife in a position where she needs to be jealous evrytime, then he shld check himself.
That didn't say I prefer d stupid kind of jealousy where d lady keeps causing trouble! Pls note dt medically, if u are a trouble maker, u've got a mental problem. There are times wen troubles are justified, but wen it defiles all normal instances, then d lady shld visit d psychiatric.
By d way, u can only get jealous over something u dnt wanna loose, otherwise, who gives a fucck?

yuzedo: It's ~ Wrong
Is ~ Correct

Hope this helps bro.. Cheers.

cover ur face bro

olumide098: send your number to my mail box or facebook account. am a good looking young man. olumide098@gmail.com or 07034701408

u no go fear? U be juju material?

[quote author=De-Hero]NONSENSE..... That's why u forget "4"[/quote]D(ead)_Hero. Watsapp?

Flytefalls: "4 months" is statement enough to warrant its place as point #4

u be lawyer?
Its nice u bailed me out though.
Ordinary dead-hero wan fall ma hand

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U mean to allow d dog go eat shitt? Well. Dogs eat poo anyways

OP, if u get where u go do money ritual witout back firing, u better hurry. We all av breaking limits. If u think a good girl can't turn bad tomorrow, well, u're on a long thing!!!
Stay in dt ur sorry condition and see wot happens even after she for don born pikin for u.
U no go fear?

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Me self wan ask am

Wldnt u rather stay single?
The first one na thug with necklace and blood money!
The second go frustrate so tay e go use u for maney ritual if e no fit continue with the suffering,
OP, u dey reason am at all?

Of course yes!!! But you'll be needing a time machine to blast u to the pasts!!

[quote author=gree-die]i don't ve k-legs, i ve knock knees, sexy knock knees [/quote]swt@, how are knock knees sexy Its jes a sister to k-legs. For ur sake, I hope it's a joke!

frankmoney: Hey guys pls how do yhu get over a break up ? I have been dating dis girl for about 2 years and we broke up....I decided to have nothing to do with her , and we stopped talking for abt 3 months , and now somehow she got on my bbm list and we started talking as per friends , buh I still av dis feeling for her . And I don't want her back

erm...is break up some kind of a hurdle u wanna jump over?
U dnt get over break ups, u kill it with discipline!!!

YoungSalute: Correct person
Please how can I contact you via phone ?

sooo, since all dz while, na u be d culprit?

Mine is currently workin a hundred percent.
1. Call regularly. Flirt with her on phone and tell her u miss her as often as necessary. Remind her of past memories.

2. Trust her. Even if like me, u dnt trust urself

3. Find time to fucck. Mine comes almost every 4months. And wen u do, make it memorable.

5. Do sex on phone while she is away.

Temptation full ground ma friend. And as I dey attend satisfactorily to the temptations, either sexualli, materialy of morally, I dey tell maself say, 'KINGwax, no fucck ups'