₦airaland Forum

Originalsly: Hmmm....James 4:1-3....this Adeboye guy can really turn the Bible upside down.Maybe he and his followers should read James 5:1-3....1.Go to now, ye rich men, weep and howl for your miseries that shall come upon you 2. Your riches are corrupted and your garments are moth-eaten 3. Your gold and silver are cankered, and the rust of them shall be a witness against you, and shall eat your flesh as it were fire. Ye have reaped treasure together for the last days.

some people, like I say, are unnecessarily bitter. Where is the turning of the bible in an upside manner?
The man was preaching abt why some people pray and they receive not, and u are here talkin about a chapter that clearly talked abt the dangers of riches!
James 4 clearly explains why u pray without result, and dt tallys with the preaching.
And even if we decided to use the same James 5 as a reference, one can still tell u some people dnt receive answers because they are well olivious of the dangers of what they seek for!
I mean, it's not new dt most people get rich only for the wealth to turn them into something else, ask for a car and get killed by d same car. Forced a child and died while givin birth.
In recap, u need a brain for a rational argument!

silibaba: you could do better than that your pastor only if you open the door of your heart abd let Jesus in.

adeboye na God?

some people are so bitter unnecessarily! Some people like u, u argued they were tryin to bring him to lime light. I mean, some widely knwn even by the boko harams.
Now u asking if he's God. Was there any form of worshiping him or praying to him? I think u're an embittered hypocrite who worships his own pastor.

JudismphD: Some people are satanically programmed for doom no matter heavenly sign. Every sign will always be photo shop till they perish

my friend go and sit down! Na florida dem do d election?
The angel miss road?
Bros, dt one na ordinary one of the many cloud formations, ok?
Besides, how u take knw it aint d devil? Na only angels dey fly for sky?

[quote author=I'm da chick]I wonder why it's so hard for guys to abstain from sex when they start it.[/quote]biliv me, good sex is different from ordinary sex.
Good sex is like ur skin; closer than a routine, addictive like codine!

If every girls make teir guys go crazy, do u think d psychiatric hospital will contain us all
By the way, are d guys d only specie to go crazy?
Help us make our girls go crazy too. Tell me how, plssssss

byvan: Hubby and I share a brush,I don't see anything wrong if both partners are comfortable with it.

why will u both share a brush?
I mean, it's no big deal using the same brush he's used, but dt doesn't mean u don't av urs!
Why d fucck will u av only one brush? Answer me, cos am gettin angry!
Hope he doesn't wear ur g_strings!!!

Too long jur

One thing is this:
See, ur friend might av been having this problem for long. He might decide not to tell anyone. Because u are a true xtian doesn't mean ur friend had the clear intention to be one also. The reason he might not av been in sexuall relation and decided to focus on God and career might be because he had this problem before.
Yes, fear can cause it, and biliv me, it can last for yrs if not psychologically tackled. At this time, e needs to open up!

raqueal: I would respect any man that has the courage to sit me down and have a break up talk with me. It's more mature and tidy. Besides, why in love's name will any man leave his woman guessing the status of their relationship? That shows the man is a coward and doesn't give 2 f's about the woman's feelings.

not true. I guess u said dt cos it aint vice versa.

luvmijeje: Whooo!am loving this thread.To all the ladies *kisses*

before nko?
All ladies on nairaland are confirm witches!!
That mrs.chima being the president, and mondi, the vice!

[quote author=mondi_cheeks]whatever makes u sleep at night...u do u and let me do me
If a man sleeps around its show that he doesn't care and he does wat he please... I will do the same, show him that I don't care anymore and I do wat pleases me by leaving him quicker than I came into his life...why shud I act like he is the only one in this world when we have 7,000,000 pple on earth...before u start writing ur parables to me, ask what I mean first![/quote]noone glued ur asss to the relationship. Opting out is a better and noble way to fuckin around!

Pls hide my post too. I'll like to join the majority!

Zzyzx92: Go and hang yourself at the Top

cOOOoooOOL!!!!!
That's all

acidtalk: Let us be serious and sincere for once. Even if this joke is said on forums and amongst friends during social gatherings should employees of top organizations (or any organization at all) take such joke to their work place?

we can't jes get serious like dt without d permission of our O.G at the top. Sebi I try for dt one? Nice modification, Ugh?

amiskurie: Acidtalk,but u can cook stories o.only u had like 4 experiences.I hail thee!

our novelist, acidtalk, is somehow new to u. I guess.
Will u wait till he tells u his germen shephered said so too!!

Shebi I said it!
APC is PDP sponsored!

I think ma tots were more advanced than urs!
Never bothered abt d potruding bellies, we were told in sunday school dt God give babys!
My main concern then was where the baby alwys come out from?

When u finish lying, pls let me knw.
The reason is simple:
Pope JOB II lost his ring inside his wife's ...erm..while doing the art of 'fingering'. That was in the 0.5th century.
This caused a serious implication dt later arises to d death of d lady.
It then became a law...before then, d middle finger hosts d wedding ring!
Middle finger is for fingering. Ok?

Love and like are by far the same thing. The same way a man puts his name on a cloth and calls it a designer, selling it higher dn d usual price of the same cloth with a different name, is the same way humans chose to attach stronger emotions with 'love', than 'like'.
If I were the word called 'like', I wldnt bother much, because d emotional tag with love has given it much of a bad publicity!!!
......
........
.......... But I love ma girlie!

[quote author=Mynd_44]Not for all the oil in the Niger Delta[/quote]for half of the oil...wetin I dey talk sef? For quarter of the oil in niger delter, I no go share my girl, I go dash am out. I swear!!!
Who says if a girl sees half of dt quarter, she no go kill u?

lipsyliscious: @ 40,marraige should nt b ur priority,mind u marraige is nt d peak of every1s lyf. @ dis stage u should focus on finding fulfilment in ur job n being a single mum,bt if u're still desperate,go ahead, by all means, its a free world

my daughter, listen to ds story:

A dog was so hungry it cldnt fine food. Then it saw an apple tree with a single apple. Though, not its favourite but at ds stage, anytin will do. So it tried to run and jump to pluck d apple but to no avail. It tried a little more and no success.
Exhausted, frustrated, and left without hope it concluded:
'God knws I jes wanna manage ds apple. Besides, I knw it's gonna be bitter'!!
So he walked away!!!


Listen, marriage is necessary, good marriage is precious, pray to av one. But if d time happened to pass u by, jes live on.
Dnt come here and say trash abt marriage jes cos it missed u. Ok?

My people, calm down...
I av always warned dt u do d rigt thing...ok?
Wen u watch tv, dnt watch d back of d tv....wen u read books, dnt read d bar codes...and wen u reason, be wise!!
Now, back to topic:
Let's assume dt wen I go clubbing, I'm alwys a happy guy. Now I met ds chick, a dream girl who won't hear of clubbbing, is it so bad I let go of dt which makes me happy to make d relationship succeed?
Av seen me guys who gave up drinkin with frnds evry friday nite cos d girl detests it!
Av seen me girls throwin away the art of face painting called make-up jes to please their guy!
Av seen me girls who stop moving with some particular frnds cos it threatens the relationship.
So,will all y'all who'd jes popped open ur mouth like a crown caps of pepsi and letting out a 'NO and NEVER' like a mad man belching post a remix after y'all go ay the proper way to rethink?
Now, while at dt, allow me pop up ma happiness with a bottle or harp!

Wen I read d part of d friend introduced the lady to him, I laugh in tongues!!!
I think 9ice, the popular musician holds d key to wot u seek.
No need to ask rugged man for advice.
Them no born ma girl well, even in ma presence!

lefulefu: abeg where the nearest joint dey wey dem dey shack palmwine
my mouth jus dry like sahara desert

u go like visit nairaland pepper soup section?
This way dude
------------------------>

[quote author=mondi_cheeks]Don't bother urself wit that nonsense my dear... I live my life as I deem fit. I simply live by the notion, give back what is given to u...if a man wants my loyalty and respect, he better be giving me the same [/quote]go on and reciprocate!!! Wen ur man cheat, go on and fucck another!!!
Immorality has no excuse, and repaying evil with evil gets u nowhere. A man who sins, sins agaisnt his own body. What actually is d pride there?
I hope to stop, but its funny wen some thinks they wanna start. Its d same lost battle!
All ladies who live by the rules of equal reciprocal returns only live to count ur losses
I hope u knw that d ladies' vajina na her own...I dnt think it lasts dt long. I tell u

Orluson: 1. Why didn't they choose a party with the
PDP acronym?
2. Why are these obvious trouble makers
of Igbo Origin?
BECAUSE: igbos have awake from sleep of folowing others at back. This time,they mentain what they need.

so, is tryin to steal a name dt is nt even yet popular a way to awake?
Lemme tell u smtn, dz ur people have not disappointed us. Why d hell will they collect money from PDP and front for what is not sure?
Are they truly awake?

[quote author=Omo_Tier1]A disgruntled element. The fact that you refused to say Amen to that very simple prayers says alot! I join the chorus to repeat the prayers in case you claim not to hear: MAY YOUR LIFE AND THOSE OF YOUR UNBORN LINEAGE BE MANAGED THE SAME WAY GEJ HAS MANAGED THE AFFAIRS OF THIS NATION CALLED NIGERIA... say Amen.. will you?[/quote]beafu! Beafu!! Beafu!!!
How many times I call u? E don do u o. Una see prayer? This people go kill u o.
In other news sha:
Will me ur oga's laptop in case these prayers eventually takes its toll on u!

^^
That one too late sef

[quote author=IGBO-SON]^^^Is it any wonder Eagles are extinct in Africa?; everything na food!

Conservation/preservation is a foreign concept.[/quote]ur head like eagle head. Walai, if u join dt eagle, I go chop u join!

Meanwhile, in other news: jonathan has claimed responsibility for the high rate of crime in d country. He blamed it on the citizen's assurance of the presidential pardon after gruesome crimes.
Thank u.

Forget wot u knw, ds is PDP sponsored!
The main plan is to make the merger party loose some desciples. ACN uses it in ogun state by sponsoring PPA to reduce loyalists to PDP.
The merger party shld adopt AAPC: All African Peoples' congress!

U must av skipped the book of genesis!
Those yeye people give Adam apple chop na!

If ma wife shld cheat, I will come to nairaland and post her pix wen I nailed her to the cross, I swear! Her papa go be at the right, the mama for left to make it complete!
Carpenters shld submit their quotations shld in case!
*note* I'll prefer a hardwood and six inch nail.
I hope ma prospective wife is reading this!

If someone is tryin to kill u by decieving u into war (ojukwu and ibo ppl), and another tried to stop him from destroyin u (awolowo), and the next thing u do is go against the one tryin to save u, then u shld be left for dead!!
Some people won't learn! Quote me