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TravelRe: What Is This Airplane Doing On Lagos Road? (photos) by kirchofff(m): 10:16pm On Mar 03, 2017
EgunMogaji:
I salute your sense of humor.
i salute yours too, cos my first post was sarcasm
TravelRe: What Is This Airplane Doing On Lagos Road? (photos) by kirchofff(m): 9:15pm On Mar 03, 2017
EgunMogaji:
You should do the world a favor and not breed.
ok, i won't breed. Is that all?
TravelRe: What Is This Airplane Doing On Lagos Road? (photos) by kirchofff(m): 2:30pm On Mar 03, 2017
emagency landing i guess
CelebritiesRe: Cossy Orjiakor Wows In New Photos by kirchofff(m): 1:05pm On Mar 02, 2017
Dandeson1:
This picture just reminded me of our hood hoe who died. The news hit us like a tsunami. From miles away you can hear brothers sobbing in mild tones. I myself sank to my knees when they told me.
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For the guys who never had a taste of her, it was sorrow still. Their hopes and dreams were cut short by her untimely demise.
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O'death!! where is thy sting? you coward. You have stolen from us. The other girls rejected us, they shunned us! they'd rather eat their virginity but the hood hoe? she saved us wankers!
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We contributed money for her funeral, each brother a thousand naira. We found a dead sheep in the yard.Nature gave us meat. We mourned her. We made songs and sang praises of her. We beat the drums with our third legs, it sent rhythms to her soul
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Its been 2years since then, parents now lock their willing daughters away from us. The older brothers can't hold it no more.
Many have deceased themselves to meet the hood hoe. The rest of us are still contemplating.
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Blessed be the hood hoe even in death. Accursed be celibacy.
nice article bro..........u can go meet d hood hoe too bro, wait no more
CelebritiesRe: Don Jazzy Pays N95,000 Tuition Fee For A Twitter User by kirchofff(m): 4:08pm On Feb 27, 2017
Wingback:
Don Jazzy should pay for my tuition next year, it's just $20,000 that's what...10 million Naira?

And what the fvck is tuition fee? Tuition is a fee aren't you just saying fee twice it's Tuition plain and simple.
tuition - /tjuːˈɪʃ(ə)n/ noun 1. teaching or instruction, especially of
individual pupils or small groups.......bro next time know ur facts before comenting.....cheers
CelebritiesRe: Titanic Star Bill Paxton Dies Due To Complications After Heart Surgery. by kirchofff(m): 11:36pm On Feb 26, 2017
Csami:
Rip Bill! I loved your character in TWO GUNS.
yeah i just checked it......he was dat bad CIA boss that interogates people badly........RIP man
CelebritiesRe: Titanic Star Bill Paxton Dies Due To Complications After Heart Surgery. by kirchofff(m): 11:32pm On Feb 26, 2017
Csami:
Rip Bill! I loved your character in TWO GUNS.
i've seen 2guns, which character was he in 2gunz pls?
RomanceRe: I Need A Good Fone With Just 30-35k At Hand, Suggestions Pls by kirchofff(op): 6:05pm On Feb 26, 2017
Tiny23:
itel s31 or so,can't remember the name.
do u use it? Or u have friends who use it, how's d performance
RomanceRe: I Need A Good Fone With Just 30-35k At Hand, Suggestions Pls by kirchofff(op): 6:03pm On Feb 26, 2017
squarelead:
My camon C8 is available @32k.... No joke.
where do u stay and how neat is the fone, for how long have u been using it? Be sincere
RomanceI Need A Good Fone With Just 30-35k At Hand, Suggestions Pls by kirchofff(op): 5:56pm On Feb 26, 2017
any good fones, new or used, suggestions pls
RomanceRe: Amazing Pictures Of The Tallest People That Ever Lived by kirchofff(m): 10:50pm On Feb 24, 2017
Fernandowski:
i dey fine bros


Longest time.... Your whatsapp number ain't available again

Chat me up with ya new line
shey u still have ma line? Msg me it'll go tru now, i lost ma fone twice during those time
RomanceRe: Amazing Pictures Of The Tallest People That Ever Lived by kirchofff(m): 10:08pm On Feb 24, 2017
Fernandowski:
i will take a picture before training today and share with you
onyedicker how far na
CrimeRe: Legal Practitionals In The House......please I Wanna Get Something Clear by kirchofff(op): 8:03am On Feb 22, 2017
Legalaffairs:
Police has a duty to draw the chart to identify the position of the parked car vis-a-vis the right of way of other road users like the bike man. Probably the car was wrongly parked and the driver was negligent enough not to notice the incoming bike before he opened the car door.

Every driver or rider owe every other road user a duty of care to a point that it behoves on you to prove that you were not reckless in any unforeseen cause of event.

In this case: if the drunkness of the rider was anything to go by, he would have rammed his bike at the back of the vehicle and not at the side door (suddenly opened). Probably he was caught unawares by the door.

You have the right to establish that you did not act recklessly or negligently in the given situation before the state of mind of the deceased will aid your case. But before then you must answer this question. Given the situation, would the same door have caught any other sober rider or reasonable man in his stable and sane mind?

If the answer of the above poser is yes; then you don't have a case nor a defense relying on the drunkness of the deceased. Hope this helps.
thanks for the concern sir........but was just thinking dat, if the driver was somehow injured or still in the hospital, would he still be charged?
CrimeRe: Legal Practitionals In The House......please I Wanna Get Something Clear by kirchofff(op): 7:57am On Feb 22, 2017
Depreacherman:
In advanced countries everyone is innocent until proven guilty but in Nigeria under (NPF) everyone is guilty until proven innocent.


It depends on where and how the car was packed, and for the fact that a life is involved bros is a big deal oh.

If a car kills a mad man, you go know say e get person!



That he has a valid driving license doesn't give him license to kill.....
thanks for the reply sir, but my question is, is the case not supposed to be taken to court, y should the police/family of th driver bill the driver, i think it's unlawful
CrimeLegal Practitionals In The House......please I Wanna Get Something Clear by kirchofff(op):
hello nairalanders, pls forgive any error in this piece cos i knw i'm not too good with english language......lemme start dis way, i just finished with my ND programme and I haven't found a place to run my 1 yr IT , so in order not to stay at home i go to my uncle's shop(a provision store) 4 now....so, last week someone who supplies us a certain product was supposed to supply us but didn't come to supply, so he came today( 21-02-2017) and i noticed he wasen't that happy. I asked him what the problem was and he told me they ran into trouble the day they were supposed to have supplied us, he said they just finished supplying someone, he(the supplier) got into the car waiting for the driver who was yet to come(he went to pee), so finally the driver came, entered the car and was about to close the door of the car, all of a sudden an incoming speeding bike just rammed into the door of the car, he fell and was gasping( he was also drunk, cos alcohol was oozing out of his mouth as he was breathing) they rushed him to the hospital and he died few hours later, they locked the driver up siezed the vehicle and the were asked to pay a sum of 1.1m to the family of the drunk bike man and the police also demanded a sum of 150k before their vehicle will be released to them.........now my question is: is it the driver's fault that d guy got drunk and rammmed into their vehicle??(isn't that bad?) Or why should they such a huge amount of money when it's not their fault............note: the driver has a valid drivers licence......pls forgive my typo errors
CrimeRe: WARNING: Graphic Video - Nigerians Killed In South Africa by kirchofff(m): 12:18am On Feb 22, 2017
naija peeps in southie should all return asap
CrimeRe: Angry Woman Cuts Off Man’s joystick For Not Making Eye Contact During Sex by kirchofff(m): 12:17am On Feb 22, 2017
werey rey o
RomanceWhen You Finally Meet Z For Zebra Lol by kirchofff(op): 8:58am On Feb 19, 2017
lol, hope she won't meet S for lalast..........i mean snake

CelebritiesRe: Yvonne Nelson Shares Sultry Photo Of Herself by kirchofff(m): 12:05am On Feb 18, 2017
see fresh bob bobby
PhonesRe: What Do You Love Most About Your Phone? by kirchofff(m): 7:37am On Feb 17, 2017
emperor650:
Although am also using Itel S31 but what I love most about it that, I Play games seamlessly with it because of its 1.3 GHz Quad-core Processor. I easily Switch between apps without any hassle.
how abt d battery life?
PoliticsRe: Adebola Irede Daniel & His Girlfriend Loved Up In New Photos by kirchofff(m): 12:47pm On Feb 14, 2017
Mrbigman1:
when money talks, bullshit works.
bullshit walks not works...........cheers
RomanceRe: “which Of These Nigerian Love Songs Will Be On Replay This Valentine" by kirchofff(m): 12:03am On Feb 14, 2017
love me, aramide ft adekunle bronze
InvestmentRe: "How Ponzi Scheme Nearly Ruined My Life And Made Me Lose Over N2million" by kirchofff(m): 7:56am On Feb 05, 2017
wait...................continu
InvestmentRe: Whats The Current Fixed Deposit Interest Rate For Nigerian Banks by kirchofff(m): 11:39am On Jan 26, 2017
haywhyb:
yeah you re right I did for 750k n got 24or25k upfront payment
for how many months please
BusinessRe: Take A Look At Ifeanyi Ubah's House by kirchofff(m): 3:37pm On Jan 23, 2017
neoapocalypse:
But I prefer the original by Skylar Grey , she's the real owner of the song
nope skyler gray's the part 2
TravelRe: Opinion : 6 Ways Accidents Can Be Reduced In Nigeria by kirchofff(m): 10:46am On Jan 23, 2017
the 2 major causes of accidents in naija are BAD ROADs and OVER-SPEEDING.....and d way to reduce overspeeding: put bumps where necessarry, impose d use of speed limiters, punish/fine people who excede the speed limit heavily..................................
CelebritiesRe: Chidinma Okeke Drives Her Returned Car (Pics) by kirchofff(m): 5:45pm On Jan 20, 2017
so, make we dey masturbate?
RomanceRe: I Found These Two Gays Photos Disturbing by kirchofff(m): 11:19pm On Jan 10, 2017
MUVA is that u @first pic......lol
TravelRe: Terrible Accident In Delta,People Burnt 2 Death Beyond Recognition(Graphic Pics) by kirchofff(m): 10:27am On Dec 15, 2016
bullion van drivers and the security drivers are too reckless
PoliticsRe: EFCC News: Three Wonder Bank Operators Bags 8 Months Jail Term For Cheating by kirchofff(m): 2:57pm On Dec 13, 2016
lol......wey dem Igbos? Come see these afonja o.........lol make u guys start fight
InvestmentRe: Account Freezing: MMM Reacts To Nigerians' Outbursts by kirchofff(m): 1:47pm On Dec 13, 2016
boss

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