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HealthRe: 5 Reasons Why Farting Is Good For You! by kirchofff(m): 12:41pm On Mar 28, 2017
vizkiz:
You never enter suffocated danfo bus and one idiot releases "mess" that smells like rotten eggs before abi? angry

I will never forget the day I took a Bus and the lady beside me polluted. The bad news was the place I sat that day is quite far from the windows the smell was so horrible. Like a child died in her, I was literally gasping for air cry
gasping for air? That means u were also taking in more farts
RomanceRe: Is It OK Breastfeeding In Public??? #debate #photo by kirchofff(m): 4:16am On Mar 28, 2017
gentlegenius:
Every nursing mother should always go out with a hand towel in case she has to breast feed her baby in public, then she can use it to cover her breast leaving only her nipple in the baby's mouth.
I remember the day I was inside keke in Owerri, sitting with the driver in the front seat. A woman at the back seat just opposite my back had a baby who was seriously crying. She pulled up her bra unleashing a big, well shaped tit for the baby to suck. The baby's head did cover some part of the tit as sucking continues. We got stuck in traffic and the tired woman fell asleep leaving the baby to struggle alone with her huge tit. As I viewed the whole drama from the side mirror of the keke, the baby also slept off, resting her head on the mother's laps, and leaving the big breast to hang freely and completely exposed. Passers by were enjoying the show. I couldn't take my eyes off the mirror as the huge stuff keeps dangling as the keke was moving and entering small pot holes. The show reached climax when the keke finally reached a junction where everyone had to alight. Cyclist men were all over the keke, looking for who to carry. Everyone came down but the woman was still sleeping with one breast completely naked. Bike men sorrounded the keke looking at her and you can imagine the show of shame when the keke driver finally woke her up.
No matter what a woman does, she should remember that her breast is still a Private part.
bros Nawa 4 u o...hahha
RomanceRe: Now This Video Made Me Cry And Thought Me Some Lessons As Well.. Watch! by kirchofff(m): 4:09am On Mar 28, 2017
harffie:
Don't give your arms o....give alms..

RomanceRe: Now This Video Made Me Cry And Thought Me Some Lessons As Well.. Watch! by kirchofff(m): 4:07am On Mar 28, 2017
grin
Nollynude:
This video made you cry, sorry oooo...... You have too much water in your eyes...... Happy crying day undecided
grin
Nollynude:
This video made you cry, sorry oooo...... You have too much water in your eyes...... Happy crying day undecided
guy ur blood dey hot o
RomanceRe: WRONG: What Nigerian GIRL And Boyz Think About SEX! by kirchofff(m): 3:56am On Mar 28, 2017
Kaxmytex:
ladies can be funny, u go hear 'daddy, give it to me harder' una tink say daddy na machine..
after dem don almost drain daddy's energy finish, dem go kum up with 'he used and dumped me'



abeg, who use whohuh
haha guy u be werey o
RomanceRe: 12 Mental Money Traps You Should Never Fall For by kirchofff(m): 1:34am On Mar 28, 2017
op so u've been following this rules, right? now where's ur fucking_ Bugatti?
PhonesIs Uc Browser Safe? by kirchofff(op): 2:27am On Mar 23, 2017
see what I received while I was trying to download from o2series. com

PhonesRe: All New Tecno CamonCX Rumored Specs & Images Coming This Month by kirchofff(m): 12:20pm On Mar 20, 2017
chicwoman:
Steal Iphone 6 design ko I see it as an affordable alternative to the Iphone
coman beat me na, i dey my house
RomanceRe: Can U Friend Ur Cousin Cousin by kirchofff(m): 11:28pm On Mar 19, 2017
Medunah:
Lol guys? His cousin's cousin is the cousin of his own cousin....like his cousin from paternal or maternal side, his/her own cousin from the other side of the family whom the guy is not related to...

OK, I don't even know what am saying nomore cry
u are right..that was wat he meant to say
PhonesRe: All New Tecno CamonCX Rumored Specs & Images Coming This Month by kirchofff(m): 10:56pm On Mar 19, 2017
dem just dey steal iPhone 6 design upandan
ProgrammingRe: Instagram Problem by kirchofff(m): 10:39am On Mar 19, 2017
I'm experiencing it too...... what brand of done do u use
PhonesRe: See The Complete List Of All Infinix Phones by kirchofff(m): 8:33am On Mar 19, 2017
please who knows how to set hot-spot password on infinity xos
PhonesRe: Infinix Hot 4 Pro Problems by kirchofff(m): 7:12am On Mar 19, 2017
emmathebigg:
hi guyz I notice a few problems of this phone it use to over hit at the back camera side and also the battery dose not last. when charging it there is no flash charging to make it charge faster...guys who is experiencing this kind of problem
pls how do u set password for ur mobile hotspot
PhonesRe: I Tried The "No Screenshot" Feature In Telegram Messenger, See What Happened. by kirchofff(m): 10:37pm On Mar 18, 2017
Electronzeez:
I can share everything on my phone ,this is why I prefer telegram to whatsapp .and it's way secured than Whatsapp.
can u also share games?
PhonesRe: Recession Budgeting: How Reliable Is The Mtn Lumos Smart Solar System? by kirchofff(m): 10:16pm On Mar 18, 2017
Papishi:
Hi, I came across a product at the MTN center today; though I have been hearing about the product for a while I decided to engage the guys that are supposed to enlighten "interested buyers" like me.
After all my inquiries, I discovered that they were still unable to answer my questions concerning the watt hour I should expect on the system: i.e how long will i be able to watch my DC tv with my DC decoder and also power my DC fan. All they were just saying was that it will last for 24 hrs which we all know its not possible.
So please I will like to have an idea on this product before I put my hard earned recession cash on it because it will be useless for me to be paying #4,500 per month on a product which may not last up to 3 hrs daily cos am hardly at home during the day.

NB: Nepa has disconnected our Local Government from the National grid. They said their officials here have not been remitting the bills we have been paying. YOU CAN IMAGINE, NO LIGHT SINCE JUNE and if you ask them they will start shouting Buhari or Mimiko is our problem. cry cry cry
bros, where in ondo town do u stay?
CelebritiesRe: Daniella Okeke Removes Her Booking Contact On Instagram by kirchofff(m): 2:55pm On Mar 18, 2017
timmycris:
Mine too bro
so, what's the solution now?
CelebritiesRe: Daniella Okeke Removes Her Booking Contact On Instagram by kirchofff(m): 1:16pm On Mar 18, 2017
auntysimbiat:
[img]http://3.bp..com/-Ud9w8RB6nac/WMzlKgwKTII/AAAAAAAAZnU/UKSFDfueKuU5BzHrtST3G-HhkZOEOYMbwCLcB/s640/Daniella-Okeke-with-Apostle-Suleman-and-Stephanie-Otobo.jpg[/img]

Actress Daniella Okeke switched her Instagram page to private, disabled comment after when Stephanie Otobo dragged her in as one of the Ladies sleeping with Apostle Johnson Suleman for money and luxuries. ..

She left her email on her IG page as her booking contact, I think some Nigerians continued to blast her via her mail box.
[img]http://2.bp..com/-JjVxseArfKE/WMzlK36XSWI/AAAAAAAAZnY/p_QEMxfBJKgsvQkitRc3Rb4ucWWTJ749QCLcB/s640/okeke.png[/img]


Now she has been forced to remove her booking contact... See screenshot below:


[img]http://4.bp..com/-aTOf-iSqKdo/WMzlKx2Ux6I/AAAAAAAAZnc/V0XrdpjM55YtymKRPYw0J7Uq__bnaIICwCLcB/s640/okeke1.png[/img]


SOURCE: http://www.nairanaijanews.com/2017/03/actress-daniella-okeke-removes-her.html
pls who's gonna help me, my IG does not load pictures...or at times blur pics, even wen there's full 3g
TV/MoviesRe: BBNaija: Tboss Leads Online Polls by kirchofff(m): 2:16am On Mar 18, 2017
Smellymouth:
Efe, no shakes. We are gallantly behind you based on logistics.. grin
Boys dey still dey drink beer for Warri in anticipation o.. At least you go use #2m take give us kpeef.

TeamEfe# cool
baba smelly how far? she u still get me 4 BBm? message me
PhonesOld Help A Nigga by kirchofff(op):
my hot 4 can't view pics on ig, even whenI have a fast sever.. pls what could be the cause?

WebmastersRe: Mark Zuckerberg And Wife, Priscilla Step Out With Their Baby Bump by kirchofff(m): 10:15pm On Mar 17, 2017
PhonesRe: Infinix Is Poor In Software by kirchofff(m): 11:06pm On Mar 14, 2017
Gptech:
Your points are valid but research again and look at real life experience. Ram is needed but not more important than the quality of the processor. A 3 gig ram Snapdragon 821 is far better than a 6gig ram Helio p10 processor both in speed and multi-tasking. Emphasising ram before processor is like putting the cart before the horse.
bro u just said what i wanted to say......u're smart
PhonesRe: Pls Help A Dude Decide by kirchofff(op): 11:53pm On Mar 13, 2017
Alariwo2:
Tecno l8 3 months used available.. with pack, earpiece and screen protector.

100% perfect with 2 years warranty.
how much and ur location
PhonesRe: Pls Help A Dude Decide by kirchofff(op): 8:01am On Mar 13, 2017
Abdstrakt:
65k
but i think tecno hasn't released it officially, or are u just speculating?
PhonesRe: Pls Help A Dude Decide by kirchofff(op): 6:44am On Mar 13, 2017
Abdstrakt:
if you can add chinkili money you can get the all new L9plus.
how much is L9plus
PhonesRe: Pls Help A Dude Decide by kirchofff(op): 10:58pm On Mar 12, 2017
DlawTECHY:
If it's not hot 4pro go for l8+
thanks for the contribution, pls how much is the hot 4 pro now? I don't trust all this online prices
PhonesPls Help A Dude Decide by kirchofff(op): 10:16pm On Mar 12, 2017
hello guys, i just think it's time to upgrade frm my nokia(symbian) wch i have been using since i lost my bb twice last yr. So with 50k-55k i want to buy either tecno L8plus( cos of the bat3) or hot 4(cos of the finger print scanner)..so i want to ask for u guys opinion on wch one i should go for, and why i should go for it....u can also suggest any better for appart frm d two i mentioned. Cheers.
PhonesRe: Which Network Is The Fastest In Your Area by kirchofff(m): 8:02am On Mar 12, 2017
yale001:
Smile network... The best ever!!
do dey have a sim now or u connect via hotspot?
PhonesRe: Which Network Is The Fastest In Your Area by kirchofff(m): 8:01am On Mar 12, 2017
echelons:
MTN 4G LTE is a revolution!

I watch live matches on my Lappy, downloading anything is a matter of seconds...
The band is super fast.

Had to go dump my Etisalat line. Fuckêd up line and unnecessarily expensive.
wch site do u stream live match?
BusinessRe: What Happened To The Naira Swap by kirchofff(m): 7:48am On Mar 12, 2017
OP correct urself, it's yuan and not yen. Yen in being used buy japan and the former by china.
Christianity EtcRe: How Many Times Do You Read Your Bible Apart From Sundays? by kirchofff(m): 7:46am On Mar 12, 2017
it's been long i last read my bible, even on sundays i don't read it' God have mercy on me.
TV/MoviesRe: Kemen Sexually Harassed Tboss - Payporte Releases Statement by kirchofff(m): 9:48pm On Mar 05, 2017
ok we don hear, wen arsenal go evict wenger na?
FoodRe: Suya Wrapped In Newspaper Showing Exchange Rate In 2015 by kirchofff(m): 10:57pm On Mar 04, 2017
lasisi69:
"Tasted bitter" when you've finished it... But, you made sense though....
, where av u been all this while baba, end time man

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