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TrapLORD:
Oboy go sleep na?

u don turn terrorist 4 here.......those bitches/asslickers dey fear u and decker like ebola...

Monalisa185:
hehehehe, nwa lai Mohammed...my son

tufiawa!!!! Chukwu ekwene ihe ojo

TrapLORD:
** Takes a seat **

bros na everywhere u dey find trouble go......na me dey track u

WiLdFLame:
I even dey hear say na dat bae pretty pass for dis nairaland. u don see b4?

guy no babe pretty 4 nairaland jare.....all of them go be like beyonce 4 nairaland DP but dem go resemble Goat 4 real life......NL B!TCHES are fake boy

Monalisa185:
I too did see it when I was in my momma's belly...

nwuye lai mohammed

TrapLORD:
This is nothing nau? I even fork prettythicksme in the bus-stop one hot friday afternoon

lol........dem mods go soon TRAP u soon

OP u need ur brain checked..........

I saw dis in 2013

Mzpecs CUM and av ur say on dis

Omotayor123:
I want... Oya bring it

oya take it....hope u've seen it....I can only give 1

calculator123:
elect elect right.

mtcheew! As u hear kirchoff abi?....

calculator123:
lol are u an engineer.

u be winch?

calculator123:
HOD: and if u want ur degree,come and collect it

iyalaya anybody

noblegrex:
so many peeps has a story to tell. There are some unbelievable stories that are actually true life strory.mine is even simple. But I tell you.this world is big and you're not the only one living in it. So,simply because something similar or terrible does not happen around you does not neceesarily made it a fake story. All we pray for is God protect us from seeing or experiencing such or worst. O boy things are happening oo.

hmmm

noblegrex:
Yeah same story.just a little difference. After the chatting even several callings,I went to drop my cousin(male) who's in thesame school with her(Babcook uni). On getting there, I alighted from the car and take a walk to the female hostel.called her,and she asked me to come close to a particular window,only for her to tell me she's not around but I was hearing a voice like; eeww!!who's this,ehyaah poor guy but he's cute oo. Maybe from her room mate. some said go and see him atleast. Some no o. look at him,disgusting blah blah blah.when I heard all that from the window,I just took a u-turn and called her I'm going and she said bye bye oo and the next thing I heard was a LOUD laughter ahahahahahaha!! From the room. Unfortunately for her, the driver just zoomed to the female hostel with a black tinted jeep and said bros are you done.I was surprise cos I wasn't expecting him.on my way to the jeep I just heard my name with a smile, Pls Come back! here I am. I turned back and saw a dwarf. (beautiful though).now my turn. I started forming for her too and discharge her with immediate effect of which I never had the intensions to do that.but her attitude towards me was pissed off. I just entered the jeep waved to her and deleted her number immediately. But then, she started disturbing me with calls but I never gave her attention anymore cos she's alread bleeped up.besides,she's not worth the stress.

hope u're not pulling a lai mohammed on us.......

Dinirojones:
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make e no worry by d time bubu is done with him, his beards will be sweeping d prison floor

His beards will soon be used as a duster very soon.....to dust bubu's table

Let dem all get ebola.......those useless people

Don't forget to post it here when she's giving him a head.........RUBBISH

I think its ministry of Arms.......any ministry related to dasuki

Omotayor123:
You and those that dash you likes are the Olodo...

FFF means Fvck Fake Enemy

heheheheh, dem sha don dash me...egbon omotayo if u want d likes com and collect it.......

Adanna28:
Dalu ni dear, we come when we have the fare for plane oo lol. These days it real expensive to fly as a family, plus us girls all pay our own way. Hopefully I'll come back this year, miss Naija die.

ok, wenever u wanna com make sure u com wit dat ur cute sis..don't worry I'll pay 4 her return ticket

yemoxyl:
Olodo not ololdo

lol u knw my own was a typo

4everGrand:
Do u live in Africa?

I live in west side africa.......

Adanna28:
She a kiwi aka New Zealander.

I see.........ur family is cute...how often do u come to naija?

creamylicious:
omor leave that things ooooooooo..... Ever heard the analysis of poor Nigerians living below one dollar per day This 5000 naira per week family nuh reach going by that analysis

nawa o........may God heal naija...

Adanna28:
Yes biracial so half Igbo dear

is ur mom an Australian?

Meanwhile somewhere in that same country are embezzling d money meant to repair these roads.........well, God knows!

"Money can not buy happiness"































MAKE SURE U HAVE ENOUGH OF IT B4 U SAY SUCH NONSENSE

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cupidhero:
Lol. More love and less judgement bro.

bros na yoke I dey yoke o.......