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Properties / Re: Ever Lived With A Disgusting Roommate? Share Experiences by Klamour: 7:12pm On Sep 18, 2017
Adaezechalene:
During my high school I never had a room mate until my service year, chai I had a saddist as a room mate embarassed an introvert for that matter, so quiet, churcheous, not until she sting like a raging scorpion and I was wow, that was when she poured me one full bucket of water on my bed because I was playing christian music on my phone shocked
But glory to God that I didn't retaliate because I for become another news headline here in Nairaland.

I can never think of a room talk more of a mate

That serious, lol. Thought you said she's "CHURCHEOUS", how come Christian music irritates her?

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Family / Re: Today's Experience Changed My View On Domestic Violence by Klamour: 6:12pm On Sep 17, 2017
Domestic violence encompasses both verbal, emotional and physical violence against a spouse. A respectful wife won't be abusing the husband publicly, to the extent of berating his manhood (describing his size and duration) in public (his compound). Do you know that if you take away a man's reputation and self esteem, you've rendered him useless?

For what? Not wearing a pair of slippers to wash car. What a reason (though presenting reason, cause there's more than meets the eye). Then you lock out your husband from his house, as what naa? Women always bring out the beast in men and will claim the victims.

The man, on his own side, knows the type of woman he married. Engaging her will make things worse, as in the instant case. Simply walking away solves a multitude of issueS and saves you from regrets. Don't hit her, cause you can't come out of it without scars (emotional) and you end up damaging your reputation (just what she wants). Don't plan into their hands.

SAY NO TO DOMESTIC VIOLENCE IN ANY MANNER.

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Pets / Re: Police Arrest Alsatian Dog For Robbery In Lagos (photo) by Klamour: 10:28am On Sep 15, 2017
Robber Dog, odikwa egwu oooo

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Crime / A Nairalander's Toyota Corolla 2006 Snatched At Gun Point In Abuja by Klamour: 8:53am On Sep 07, 2017
I was robbed on Saturday, 2nd September, 2017 at Jabi, Abuja and my car was snatched at gun point by daredevil robbers - three armed men.

The details of the vehicle are:

Reg. No: YAB 161 FM

Chassis No. 1NXBR32E86Z652760

Engine No: 6375092

Any useful information about the car, kindly contact 08063978826, 08056851188, 08030719888, 08037688242, 08032003913 or the nearest police station.

Lalasticlala, Mind44, super mods kindly push to FP and help a brother broadcast.

Autos / My Toyota Corolla 2006 Was Snatched At Gunpoint In Abuja by Klamour: 8:01am On Sep 07, 2017
I was robbed on Saturday, 2nd September, 2017 at Jabi, Abuja and my car was snatched at gun point by daredevil robbers - three armed men.

The details of the vehicle are:

Reg. No: YAB 161 FM

Chassis No. 1NXBR32E86Z652760[/size]

Engine No: 6375092[size=8pt]


Any useful information about the car, kindly contact 08063978826, 08056851188, 08030719888, 08037688242, 08032003913 or the nearest police station.

Lalasticlala, Mind44, super mods kindly push to FP and help a brother broadcast.

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Crime / Re: Ritualist With Victim's Head In Niger State Arrested By Police. Graphic Photos by Klamour: 9:59pm On Aug 28, 2017
God have mercy! The heart of man is grossly WICKED OOOOOO

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Travel / Re: Accident In Ikorodu, Bike & Trailer Collide, 2 Crushed To Death (Graphic Pics) by Klamour: 10:57am On Aug 17, 2017
Hmmmm, that's bad. See how careless over speeding has caused them their lives. Always caution a Randy okada man, don't gamble with your life.

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Nairaland / General / Re: Meet A Young Landlord Who Is A Uniben Graduate And A Meat Seller – Pictures by Klamour: 7:51am On Aug 16, 2017
Handwork pays - soft work kills.

Baba God, bless my (our) hustle with more money and wisdom to manage the money.
Family / Re: Elderly Couple Kill Themselves Because Dying Together Was Their Deepest Wish by Klamour: 7:41am On Aug 16, 2017
Love till the end.

Seems however strange that euthanasia isn't a crime in some climes and attempted suicide is. Methinks that in both circumstances, one decides to end his life for whatever reason he deems fit - aided by another and done by oneself - respectively. Jurisprudence lawyers, medical guys and enthusiasts, kindly throw more light.
Health / Slay Queen With Infection Slays To Her Detriment, Displaying Graphic Privates by Klamour: 10:53pm On Aug 13, 2017
Come And See Why This Beautiful Slay Queen’s Photos Are Going Viral
August 13, 2017

An unnamed slay queen is currently going viral online, the slay queen started trending after a facebook user Zacorey Graham posted her photos 12hours ago, and it now has over 2,600 likes and 24,095 shares he posted the photos with the caption;


Don’t mind the pretty face these day’s.
Be careful men





SEE PHOTO ONE

SEE PHOTO TWO

Well see some reactions to his post below;

Brooklyn Tre: If you go to a party and bend over in front of a Camera you should suffer any consequences thereafter. That’s like going to jail and bending over the bathroom spreading yuh cheeks.
LikeShow more reactions

When I take my lady to Barbados I’m going rub her down in Coconut Oil from top to bottom before she step out y’all not gon have my lady on Bajantube looking crazy

Aviance Jobe: Dats just to show, fellas when you have good meat at u all does go for the rotten one outside, so continue to horn ur partner at home whose washing, cooking and cleaning for you

Cristal K Smith-Peter: That’s sad you’re putting that up, i hope you don’t have a mother, sisters, nieces, daughters, wife or female cousins. This may be what it is and she may have acted inappropriately but no need to bash her like that. All her face is out there. If it were one of the female family or friends would you have appreciated someone doing them like that. It’s sad sad sad. And if you know her speak with her instead. Wow, the world is going to shit because of people like you. My advice to you is take it down. I find you more disgusting than what she has which could very well be an allergic reaction.


http://www.gisttown.com/2017/08/come-and-see-why-this-beautiful-slay.html?m=1

Car Talk / Re: 9 Steps For Payment Of Fines By Traffic Violators – FRSC by Klamour: 12:08pm On Aug 02, 2017
They should just operate with POS so that people can pay instantly and move with their licenses and documents. Meanwhile, these instructions are not for the "Ogas at the top" that flout traffic rules with reckless abandon.

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Health / Re: Stay Away From Boli, Suya, They Can Cause Cancer – SOGHIN Warn Nigerian by Klamour: 7:16am On Jul 31, 2017
Imagine o, how do boli and suya cause cancer nah? You warned us, yes, but never gave us the special properties in them or they acquire through the roasting or burning that exposes the consumer to colorectal or any other type of cancer at all. Nigerian scientists, especially those involved in human health should learn how to explain things out to the people.

This is how you go to a hospital and a doctor will write out and carry on a million tests and commence treatment without telling the patient what is wrong in clear lay man's language - a pure breach of medical ethics. More so, some will even give you drugs and tear off their labels so you won't go and purchase them cheaply from the pharmacist. Mtcheeewww

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NYSC / Re: Corper Dies In Accident On His Way To Imo State For PPA by Klamour: 3:37pm On Jul 06, 2017
What a loss at his prime. Just feeling the pains of the parents after training him for years and now that he's graduated, death came calling.

May God console the family and protect us all from untimely death.
Crime / Nigerian Goat Named Cinnamon Declared Missing In USA by Klamour: 10:19pm On May 26, 2017
Nigerian goat named Cinnamon declared missing in USA ON MAY 26, 20179:02 PMIN NEWSCOMMENTS

The Police in Winnebago County, Wisconsin in the United States have begun a manhunt for thieves who stole a Nigerian goat. This is not a SeyiLaw joke!. It is true!. The riddle the police are trying to crack is: Who would steal a goat named Cinnamon? Winnebago County Sheriff’s Office is now in search of the answer after the Nigerian Dwarf goat was stolen from the Town of Poygan, which has a very small population of just over a 1000 people, with 397 households, and 308 families, according to the census figures available. Cinnamon’s owners say the goat was taken on May 25, and they are hoping for her safe return. The missing Nigerian goat The Sheriff’s Office in a Facebook post says Cinnamon is under a vet’s care and needs medication. The Facebook post has attracted many comments, with one saying:” who the hell steals a goat?” Anyone with information should call the Winnebago County Sheriff’s Office at +1-920-236-7300.

Read more at: http://www.vanguardngr.com/2017/05/nigerian-goat-named-cinnamon-declared-missing-usa/

Food / Re: 6 Myths About Hangovers Dispelled. by Klamour: 2:55pm On May 17, 2017
The simple solution to hangover is: TAKE ONE MORE BOTTLE IN THE MORNING!!!!

Thank me later

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Politics / Open Letter To The Attorney General Of The Federation by Klamour: 10:47am On May 17, 2017
OPEN LETTER TO MR. ABUBAKAR MALAMI: OUR DEAR ATTORNEY-GENERAL, IMPUNITY IS INCREASINGLY DEFINING YOUR TENURE.

Dear Sir,
I bring you warmest greetings from the constituents and Apostles of Rule of Law and Constitutionalism in Nigeria.
Sir, there is no other time in our recent history when executive lawlessness, characterized by flagrant disobedience to sacred orders of court , has dominated the platform of public discuss and boggled the minds of Democrats more than the present time in which the government to which you act as its Chief Law Officer holds sway. This position will shortly be vindicated and fortified by statistical evidence which shall be marshaled out in the course of this letter.

The soul of this letter is donated by the large-scale impunity, confounding executive recklessness, flagrant abuse of power, inexplicable disobedience to sacred orders of our courts by persons and authorities currently exercising the plenitude and amplitude of powers of the Federal Government of Nigeria under the subsisting Amended 1999 Constitution of the Federal Republic of Nigeria which is supposedly binding on all authorities and persons throughout the Federal Republic of Nigeria. It is the unfortunate reality that this most sacred document [the Constitution], which ordinarily ought to be enjoying pervading bindingness on all government functionaries, is suffering untold humiliation and unprecedented desecration in the hands of different government agencies, authorities and functionaries of the government you are meant to advise that necessitated this urgent public letter to your person.

REASONS FOR THE LETTER:
My reasons for writing you are understandably manifold but for economy of space, I would scale it down to three. Like a Lady’s skirt, this urgent letter of grave concern promises to be short enough to be attractive but equally long enough to cover all the essential parts of the issues under scrutiny.

First and foremost, [by the infinite mercies and grace of God Almighty] I am a proud member of this most honourable profession on this planet earth, the legal profession, just as your good yourself. And it is hardly disputable that the future of democracy in every civilised society lies on the shoulders of lawyers.

Secondly, the office of the Attorney-General of the Federation is recognised as a great historic office that places its occupier in the rare position of the “Keeper of the King’s conscience”, the Chief Law Officer/Legal Adviser to not only to the President of the Nation alone but equally the entire Federal Government with all the Ministries, Departments and Agencies thereunder. Added to these super responsibilities, by the ancient and ever-unbroken tradition of our profession, you are rightly acclaimed the “Leader of the Bar.”

The third crucial reason for this urgent letter is the lessons of precedents. The pre-eminent and incontestable position of the Attorney-General, under the common law, as the chief law officer of the State, either generally as a legal adviser or specially in all court proceedings to which the State is a party, has long been recognised by the courts[State v. Ilori (1983) 2 S.C. 155]. The enormous powers bestowed on you by our Constitution have been acknowledged as a great ministerial prerogative coupled with grave responsibilities. It follows therefore that however you decide to exercise these awesome powers donated to your office today will definitely form a precedent for the future. Whether your manner of discharging the duties of your office today might be adjudged a bad or good precedent belongs to posterity and should therefore be of great concern to you.

STATISTICS OF DISOBEDIENCE TO COURT ORDERS
Sir, not long after you were sworn in as the Attorney-General of the Federation, the Federal High Court of Nigeria [Abuja Division, presided over the Honourable Justice A.F.A. Ademola], delivered a Ruling ordering the Department of State Security to release Mr. Nnamdi Kanu [the Leader of the separatist Indigenous People of Biafra] on bail [unconditionally] on the 17th December, 2015. That Court Order was disobeyed by the Department of State Security [otherwise known as the DSS] who by our Constitutional structuring are under the ultimate command of the President as per his pre-eminent position as the Commander-in-Chief of the Armed Forces of the Federal Republic of Nigeria.
Secondly, it is no longer news that the High Court of Federal Capital Territory [per, the Honourable Justice Huseni Baba-Yusuf] granted bail to the former national security adviser, Colonel Sambo Dasuki (Rtd). The same Court equally granted after him bail [per, the Honourable Justice Afen] in another charge brought against him by the Federal Government. Sometime in January, 2017, the same F.C.T. High Court, presided over by the Honourable Justice Huseni Baba-Yusuf was moved by Mr. Ahmed Raji, SAN to re-affirm the bail earlier granted Mr. Dasuki. Again in April, 2017, the Federal High Court [sitting in Abuja, per the Honourable Justice Ahmed Mohammed] was similarly moved by Mr. Ahmed Raji [Dasuki’s Counsel] to re-affirm the bail earlier granted Mr. Dasuki by the said Court since 2015. On the 4th October, 2016, the Court of the Economic Community of West African States, ECOWAS, declared the arrest and detention of former National Security Adviser, Sambo Dasuki, as unlawful and arbitrary. The court also held that the further arrest of Mr. Dasuki by government on November 4, after he was granted bail by a court of law, amounts to a mockery of democracy and the rule of law.
Up to the present moment, Mr. Dasuki still remains in the custody of the DSS. On the 16th May, 2017, the State Security Service [otherwise known as DSS] took their impunity and bewildering insolence for the Courts to a higher level when it refused to produce Mr. Dasuki for his trial before the FCT High Court. All that Mr. Rotimi Jacobs, SAN [the Prosecution counsel] could tell Justice Baba Yusuf was that he was surprised that the former NSA was not within the court premises for the continuation of his trial but however could not go any further. Off course, this did not go down well with the Defence team led by Joseph Daudu, SAN who quickly informed the court that the Prosecutor’s response was unhelpful.

SHEIKH IBRAHIM EL-ZAKZAKY RELEASE ORDER:
On 13th December, 2015, Sheikh Ibrahim El-Zakzaky was arrested by Nigerian State Actors and was kept in the custody of the DSS until the 2nd day of December, 2016 when the Federal High Court [Abuja Division, presided over by the Honourable Justice Gabriel Kolawole] ordered the Federal Government to provide an accommodation for El-Zakzaky, his wife and family members within Kaduna State or any part of the northern region. The court declared the continuous detention of El-Zakzaky since December 13, 2015 as unlawful and illegal since the issue of protective custody was unknown to law or the National Security Agencies Act establishing the DSS. The court further awarded the cost of 25 Million Naira as general damages to be paid to Ibrahim El-Zakzaky who must be released unconditionally to the Inspector General of Police (IGP) within 45 days. The Inspector-General of Police was equally ordered to convey El-Zakzaky and his wife to the accommodation provided by the government. The court also awarded 25m damages to Mrs Zakzaky, making a cumulative of 50 Million Naira as general damages. Since the 2nd day of December, 2016 up to the present moment, the DSS has not obeyed that Court Order. On the contrary, the DSS have continued to detain Ibrahim El-Zakzaky. The said order of the Court has equally not been stayed, vacated nor successfully challenged and upturned on appeal.

LAWYERS IN DEFENCE OF DEMOCRACY PROTEST AGAINST IMPUNITY:
On the 31st October, 2016, a mammoth crowd of lawyers under the aegis of Lawyers in Defence of Democracy staged a protest that shook the heart of the Federal Capital Territory, Abuja. According media sources, the Convener of the Group, Ikenga Ugochinyere, Esq., stated the purpose of protest thus;
“We Lawyers in Defence of Democracy and Citizens for Good Governance reject the call for the judges, whose homes were invaded by the DSS, to step aside as heeding the call will be a victory for tyranny and gradual return to Kokoma democracy. We dissociate ourselves from such call. That the DSS and other agencies release from detention all Nigerians who have been granted bail by the courts and who have fulfilled their bail conditions including compliance with all judgments and orders. Their continuous hold of such persons is an affront on the authority of the judiciary, dictatorial and a desecration of the fundamental democratic principle of separation of powers. The Executive cannot be prosecutor and judge at the same time... A country where a man can secure bail four times for the same charges and you still detain him is lawless. A country where a judge will grant bail on bailable offences and the person involved is then arrested on phantom corruption charges because he ruled against the whims and caprices of persons in government is a lawless country.”

It is noted in the passing that the protesters among other key institutions, equally marched to your office on the day of the said protest. Also of interest is the fact that the Convener of the Group has been in the detention ever since up to the present moment without a criminal charge formally filed against him before any Court of the land.

THE NATIONAL ASSEMBLY WEIGH IN:
On Thursday, the 26th day of January, 2017, the Federal House of Representatives, resolved to urge the Executive arm to direct security agencies to obey court orders, especially those relating to bail and production of accused persons in Court for trials; and mandate the Committee on Human Rights and Justice to investigate cases of detention of accused persons beyond the statutory period in contravention of subsisting Court Orders granting them bail, failure to release or produce accused persons in Court for trial and prevail on the offending agencies to ensure their releases and report to the House within four (4) weeks for further legislative action. Interestingly, on the same legislative day, the Federal House of Representatives considered and adopted a motion titled “Need to check persistent Fundamental Human Rights Breached and Acts of Impunity by Security Agencies”. After a robust and wide-ranging debate on the Motion, the House noted that the Chapter Four of the Constitution of the Federal Republic of Nigeria,1999 and the African Charter on Human and Peoples Rights, guarantee, among others, rights to peaceful assembly, personal liberty and freedom of movement but concerned about the rising cases of violation of those rights; also noted the air of impunity with which the personnel of the security agencies treat citizens and the worrisome tendencies to disobey court orders; concerned about the recent arrest and detention, on 22nd December, 2016, of some members of Civil Society Organisations, such as Lawyers in Defence of Democracy, National Youth Council of Nigeria and Citizens for Good Governance by the State Security Service for allegedly planning a peaceful protest and they have remained in detention for over 29 days since their arrests without being charged to Court or released. The House resolved, among others, to mandate the Committee on Human Rights, Police Affairs, National Security and Intelligence and Justice to investigate this incident and all other cases of unlawful arrests and detention of citizens and disobedience of Court Orders since June, 2015 and report to the House within four (4) weeks for further legislative action.

THE CHIEF JUSTICE OF NIGERIA WEIGHS IN:
When he appeared before the Nigerian Senate for his confirmation, the current Chief Justice of Nigeria, on the 1st of March, 2017 roundly condemned the rampant cases of disobedience to Court Orders. Fielding questions from the lawmakers, the CJN said the challenge of disobedience to court orders “is for the legislature and the executive to handle.” He said the judiciary would welcome that day that court judgments would be respected and carried out after exhaustion of the right of appeal. That will mean the independence of the judiciary, he added. If rulings are not respected, the judge continued, they would just be “mere piece of paper.” “Anyway, disobedience of court order is an act of impunity,” he said.

WARNINGS OF OUR COURTS:
The Nigerian Court of Appeal in the memorable case of Balonwu v. Obi (2007) 5 NWLR (Pt. 1028) 488 at 538 Paras.C- E, 564-565 Paras.B – G, has this to say on disobedience to sacred Orders of Court;
“An order of court whether valid or not must be obeyed until it is set aside. An order of court must be obeyed as long as it is subsisting by all no matter how lowly or highly placed in society. An act of disobedience towards an order of a court can render any further act by those who have acted disobediently to sanctions from other court because no court would want its orders flouted. This is what the rule of law is all about hence the courts have always stressed the need for obedience of court orders…Obeying court orders is both legal and moral obligation but you find that court orders are toyed with both by lawyers and the litigating public. Indeed for the politicians, the rule of law is non-existing until it suits their purpose, and it is only then it is observed to the letter. Without a strict adherence to the rule of law, our nascent democracy and indeed our Constitution will only be worth the paper on which it is written. What makes a great country is adherence to the rule of law. Even in hell, there is order and discipline.”

Indeed, all the existing Supreme Court authorities lean heavily in support of the long-established postulation that disobedience of Court Order (otherwise called contempt of Court) is an abomination of the rankest specie just as it is an anathema in every democracy worth the name as it holds the key to the floodgates of anarchy and societal destruction. Condemning this cancerous vice, the Supreme Court, in the case of Hart v. Hart (1991) 21 N.S.C.C. (Pt. 1) 184 at 199, had these unkind words for those who disobey Court orders (contemnors);
“I would like to state that obedience to Orders of Courts is fundamental to the good order, peace and stability of the Nigerian nation. The ugly alternative is a painful recrudescence of triumph of brute force or anarchy, a resort to our old system of settlement by means of bow and arrows, machetes and guns or, now, even more sophisticated weapons of war. Disobedience to an order of Court should, therefore, be seen as an offence directed not against the personality of the Judge who made the Order, but as a calculated act of subversion of peace, law, and order in Nigeria society. Obedience to every Order of Court is therefore a duty which every citizen who believes in peace and stability of the Nigerian State owes to the nation. To allow Court orders to be disobeyed would be to tread the road toward anarchy. If orders of the Court can be treated with disrespect, the whole administration of justice is brought into scorn…If the remedies that the Court grants to correct wrongs can be ignored, then, there will be nothing left for each person but to take the law into his own hands. Loss of respect for the Court will quickly result in the destruction of our society”

To cap it all, the Constitution by its Section lucidly provides in the very words which I would now most respectfully reproduce;
“The decisions of the Federal High Court, the National Industrial Court, a High Court and of all other Courts established by this Constitution shall be enforced in any part of the Federation by all authorities and persons, and by other Courts of law with subordinate jurisdiction to that of the Federal High Court, the National Industrial Court, a High Court and those other Courts, respectively”

SUMMATION:
What patently emerges from the concatenation of the instances of executive impunity and lawlessness most dispassionately surveyed above comes to the ineluctable conclusion that the present Federal Government of Nigeria, which you are saddled with the onerous duty to offer sound legal advice, has most unfortunately fallen into the cesspit of tyranny, lawlessness and impunity. Most of its security agencies (especially) have pathetically constituted themselves into the sinkhole of constitutionalism, Rule of Law and sacred human rights of great Nigerian Citizens.

THE CASE AGAINST YOU:
Sir, the case against you in all these well-carefully itemised instances of disobedience to Court Orders and Human Rights abuses by different State Actors, is that there is no evidence iota of on record that you have lifted a finger to intervene by advising the concerned agencies to uphold the dignity of our Constitution which the foundation of our society. No such recorded evidence exists anywhere and I challenge you to prove me wrong by producing one. What this comes to is that you are very comfortable that sit in your hallowed chambers and watch our Constitution thrown to the dogs and the dignity of our Courts basterdised. It equally means that you are very comfortable with the kind of decadent precedent that all these acts of outlawry and brigandage would [in their aggregate] foist on our future democracy. These summations are indeed unanswerable since finding otherwise would certainly amount to eyewash.

END:
Given the nature and gravity of the issues under consideration, it becomes imperative to call to mind the salient observations most ably offered by a former Chief Justice of Nigeria [Atanda Fatai-Williams. CJN] in State v. Ilori, where he rightly stated;
“For all these reasons, it cannot be too strongly stressed that this pre-eminent position of the Attorney-General with respect to criminal proceedings in our Constitution carries with it grave and onerous responsibility which should not be discharged with levity. Because of this, it is of paramount importance that when an Attorney-General is being appointed, the appointor should, at all times, bear in mind the integrity, ability, experience, and maturity required of the person holding this high and important office. He should be a person who, in the discharge of his duties, will always "have regard to the public interest, the interest of justice, and to the need to prevent any abuse of legal process."

Sir, as the tenure of the government you presently serve gradually winds up its activities, you may find it expedient to cast aside the seductive veils of political considerations and sentiments and approach the content of this letter with spirit of a patriot who should always stand ready to “defend his country against his government.” As for whatever backlash that might befall me for my courage to address you on this important issues of our realm, I take refuge in the protection of God Almighty who inspired the legendary Thomas Paine to declare that “if there must be trouble, let it be in my own day so that child may have peace.”. I find here a convenient place to stop.

Sir, do graciously accept the firm assurances of my highest regards.

Yours in preservation of democracy,

JOHNMARY CHUKWUKASI JIDEOBI, Esq.
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Romance / Re: Man Catches His Best Friend In Bed With His Wife, Beats Him With Machete(video+p by Klamour: 9:44am On May 14, 2017
labanji:
The way some women cheat nowadays make you wonder if they're devil's incarnate.
No wonder the adage; A cheating wife is equivalent to a murderous wife

Most of you don't understand the video because of language. The wife is the one videoing it, she set the man up, and is telling him that she told him to face his wife and leave others' wives. She's working with her husband and didn't cheat on him.

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Politics / Re: Deepening Uncertainty Over Buhari’s Health - Punch Editorial by Klamour: 12:21pm On May 04, 2017
And Punch concluded ':I[s]f President Buhari really wants what is best for the country, the most important decision of his remarkable life is before him now: resign right away without any more fuss."

One wonders you Mr. President still has control of his mental faculties to make such decision. Moreover, African leaders will rather DIE IN POWER THAN RESIGN HONORABLY.

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Romance / Re: See The Young Teenage Couple Who Committed Suicide 2 Days Apart (photos) by Klamour: 10:56am On Apr 24, 2017
The rate of suicide these days are appalling.

Instead of children to focus on their education and growth, they're busy playing adult play. See where adult play landed them.

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Food / Re: 10 Gorgeous Times Eba Looked Finer Than You (photos) by Klamour: 10:44am On Apr 12, 2017
alexistaiwo:
Nowadays I hate eating Eba.
When people ask me why?
I always reply that the amount of Eba I ate during my childhood is enough to last me nine lifetime.


When I was younger. Eba wasn't just a food to us.
It was a way of life.

Hahahahahahahahahaha, u wan kee persin

Something like this

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Politics / Re: Hameed Ali, Senate Face-off: Buhari Intervenes by Klamour: 8:53am On Mar 15, 2017
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Car Talk / Re: What Is The Name Of Your First Car. by Klamour: 8:14am On Mar 15, 2017
Where are the Corolla Crew?

Mine is 2006 Toyota Corolla (Corolla S). I'm deeply in love with the ride. I call it "Everyday", all I need is fuel it, service it, and I'm good to go anywhere, anytime.

Corolla ROCKS! !!!!!!

#teamCorolla

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Crime / Re: Lagos Pastor Goes Blind After DSS Torture by Klamour: 11:31am On Mar 08, 2017
Just see how we've Progressively moved from Democracy to Anarchy. No thanks to the Sai Baba chanting ZOMBIES that Sold APC to gullible Nigerians.

Substitute person's arrest is ILLEGAL and a gross infringement of one's inalienable rights. But for the Daura Secret Service, EVERYTHING IS OK UNDER THEIR GWORO CHEWING LEADER.

There's an extent to which you can push people to, and they REVOLT, YES, REVOLT AGAINST OPPRESSION AND OPPRESSORS.

THIS CAN HAPPEN TO ANYONE! SAY NO TO DSS BRUTALITY UNDER BUHARI

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Travel / Re: The New BRT Fare Price by Klamour: 7:09pm On Mar 01, 2017
Thought this is a special intervention programs by the LASG to mitigate cost and time of transport in Lagos. Is it in the blood of APC everywhere to inflict more pains and hardship on the citizenry? What actually informed this price increase?

APC pity Nigerians naa. Na waoooo

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Romance / Re: Lounge For Newcomers/passive Members On Romanceland by Klamour: 8:03am On Mar 01, 2017
I'm fresh here. Coming in in my Birth Month.

Kachi, from Abuja.. ...... Abuja guys, I have a date for you this month


....... Klamouring for a better future

Thanks OP for the thread

Crime / Re: Boat Conductor Kills Passenger’s Brother In Lekki Area Of Lagos (photo) by Klamour: 11:12am On Feb 27, 2017
Afonja and barbaric killing. These people don't believe in sanctity of human life.

Tufiakwa!!!

NCAN, Abuja Branch reporting

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Politics / Re: The North Voted For Buhari Not APC, But We Are Disappointed So Far – Ango Abdull by Klamour: 12:33pm On Feb 13, 2017
Anti Zombie serum working optimally You voted for Buhari, not APC - yes, story for the dogs. And the Governors, Senators, HOR members and State House of Assembly members of APC you voted for are all BUHARIS.

E be like say they want to tell us, another story again oooooh

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Crime / Re: 51-Year-Old Man Kills His Mother In Lagos Over His Sister's Will (Photos) by Klamour: 10:39pm On Feb 08, 2017
At 51 the Stupid Afonja still want to be spoonfed by his mother, and the mother Afonja wants to die with #11m.

Both of them are going same route the owner of the money went - 6 feet, without enjoying the money.

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Literature / Re: Forbidden Love - A Short And Educative Love Story by Klamour: 10:25am On Feb 08, 2017
Nice one @ Olajhidey22. Just saw it yesterday on front-page and was glued till now.

The turn Of events has turned Meso to a pawn in the hands of her monstrous uncle. And that's the typical way abused girls react, but young and old. Just wish the society will be more enlightened to opt out of the "don't tell " policy and view in cases of family and acquitance abuse.

Waiting patiently for the next updates. Please don't keep us waiting for so long


BMore ink to your pen! .

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Travel / Re: Accident At Ozubulu Without Any Fatalities, Anambra (Photo) by Klamour: 7:24pm On Jan 24, 2017
Onye n'eme mma emekwaala ya ozo, onye n'eme mma, Onye n'eme mma emekwaala ya ozo!

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Investment / Re: Mmm Participant-“my Father Is A Native Doctor, He Will Kill You In That Russia” by Klamour: 5:54am On Jan 20, 2017
When you were warned, you screamed, IS IT YOUR MONEY?
Now, the ojoro is gradually unfolding, frustrations becoming apparent, denials fading and the truth, manifest. If the call you tomorrow to eat where you didn't work, .... Guess you know what to do.

Meanwhile, anti MMM Mods be like. .......

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