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Politics › Re: COVID-19: Buhari Tests Negative, Kyari Is Positive by klax(m): 10:48am On Mar 24, 2020
shamsin6300:
Some ppl re very disappointed with this news.
May Allah heal all those that are affected & continue to guide & protect us all.
You see that your kyari ehn...if not I don't want to be wicked I will say as he has gone underground çompletely he never return and if he survive it let him just go to his home peacefully forever.

Thunder fire him ontop of that corona.
Business › Re: COVID-19: Ebeano Supermarket, Lekki Starts No Mask, No Entrance Policy by klax(m): 8:14pm On Mar 23, 2020
medTechworld:
Who else noticed that ever since coronavirus became a global threat, Boko Haram and herdsmen suddenly went mute?
Dem no born dem nah. Coro is more jihaddist than dem. Don't mind the bastards.
Health › Re: Coronavirus: Kaduna On Lockdown - Governor El-Rufai by klax(m): 8:04pm On Mar 23, 2020
One one unserious governor said Coro can't enter his state because only his state was mentioned in a bible which I never knew where he got such bible from and we have be asking for the chapter or the verses where abia was mentioned in his so called bible, he has ran underground since then.

Its high time police and army enforced the social distance tactics to safe lives.
Christianity Etc › Re: Coronavirus: Winners Chapel Reacts To Criticism Of Service Held On Sunday 22nd by klax(m): 6:20pm On Mar 23, 2020
Kingosytex:
I think the pastor was right.

The church is made up of both literate and illiterate congregants.

Those who came for service might not have been aware of the situation on ground.
And the church authority can not stsnd at the gate, explain yo them and turn them back in peace bahhuh

Bro Corona is deadly its no joke and no one should joke with it. Obedience is golden and it safe live.

Coro has no respèct for anyone. All these excuses are unfounded and unacceptable if Coro strike in such gathering do you know how many life that will perishhuh
Family › Re: For How Long Should An Engagement Ring Be Worn? by klax(m): 6:12pm On Mar 23, 2020
And are 24 yearshuh Pls I guess uou don't need prophet or soothsayer to tell what is about to befall you. Young lady sit back and personal discussion with yourself at your own quiet time then you will get answer to your concern.
Politics › Re: Ruga Settlement: Kano Government Unveils N36 Billion Project by klax(m): 10:10am On Mar 23, 2020
Good for them that is what we are saying RUGA is for fulani so if they like they can empty their state purse and even suck their blood to build it in their region its their cup of tea we don't give a bleep.

Even N36billion is too small Gandudollar can empty his entire state revenue to build the
f u c k i n g damn RUGA shit.
Politics › Re: Ikpeazu Explains Why Coronavirus "Won't Enter Abia State" by klax(m): 3:21pm On Mar 22, 2020
But for goodness sake why is it that some people are naturally stupidhuh

Pls Mr Gov kindly show me the chapter and the verse in the bible where any town, city or state in Nigeria mentioned in the bible? And I'm sure some confused black race claiming jews damn shit will started jumping up hearing this fool vomitting thrash.

Isreal that the bible originated from has over 700 cases so what the hell did this bitch smoked?
Politics › Re: Ikpeazu Explains Why Coronavirus "Won't Enter Abia State" by klax(m): 3:18pm On Mar 22, 2020
But for goodness sake why is it that some people are naturally stupidhuh

Pls Mr Gov kindly show me the chapter and the verse in the bible where any town, city or state in Nigeria mentioned in the bible? And I'm sure some confused black race claiming jews damn shit will started jumping up hearing this fool vomitting thrash.
Foreign Affairs › Re: Ayman Zawahiri Could Be Eliminated Soon (Pix) by klax(m): 7:48pm On Mar 21, 2020
Macsjebs:
Source: https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/most-wanted-taliban-mastermind-behind-21728076
Pls stop saying 'cheap political point' their is nothing like point here than every blood sucking bitch must go down their existence is poisonous to humanity and they must all go down 6 feets.
Crime › Re: Okada Riders Burn Minna FRSC Office Over Rumoured Death Of Motorcyclist by klax(m): 2:28pm On Mar 21, 2020
Ban loading.....
Crime › Re: 34 Cultists Arrested In Akwa Ibom. 51 Secret Groups Banned In Schools (Full List by klax(m): 2:27pm On Mar 21, 2020
Good move ban them all and impose minimum 7 years jail term pls with no option of fine and no option of freedom till the years are fully served. End of story.

Enough is enough of all these nonsense and all states must do likewise infact with more stiffer penalty.

Son of devil, blood of blade blablabla bullshit..
Politics › Re: "Does Buhari Have A Covenant With Death?" - Femi Fani-Kayode Asks by klax(m): 9:46am On Mar 21, 2020
FFK hasn't get it yet that anybody with full fulani blood has no remorse for human death.

Thank you.
Politics › Re: ICPC Arrests Okoi Obono-Obla by klax(m): 8:46am On Mar 21, 2020
Yenefer:
Yep. I hate it that they wont let you comment without signing up.
However, this valorous visitation of a by-gone vexation, stands vivified and has vowed to vanquish these venal and virulent vermin vanguarding vice and vouchsafing the violently vicious and voracious violation of volition.
The sun shone, having no alternative, on the nothing new. Ignos are naturally עבריינים
Sis what happened nah? So all these velocious, pelosious just because they arrested Obla or something elsehuh

Are you Obahiagbon younger sisterhuh Sis pls it hasn't got to these pls calm down its too early for this type of confused grammars.

No offense pls.
Christianity Etc › Re: Pastor Jeremiah Godman Iziduh Impregnates Widow's 2 Daughters by klax(m): 8:21pm On Mar 20, 2020
Oh plz not again!!!
Sports › Re: All The Clubs Messi And Ronaldo Have Scored Against by klax(m): 6:52pm On Mar 20, 2020
In my opinion with no sentiment I think Ronaldo is a bit edge of Messi.

Ronaldo has played in different clubs, difderent countries, different ball game and still won trophies in them all. I think Ronaldo has it if we are to be honest with no sentiment.

You can't stay in your comfort zone and be boasting manhood.

Pls I'm not Juve nor Barca fan. I love both guy they are both icon, super talented men but truth must be told with no fear or favour.

God bless
Education › Re: Teachers Sent To Prison For Shaving Pupil’s Hair by klax(m): 5:31pm On Mar 20, 2020
That is regarded as an abuse in Western country and might be jail for it so Teachers no matter how bushy child hair is shaving pupil hair its not part of your duty you have really overstepped your boundary.

There is boundary to everything. Sorry I have nothing more to say than to wish them good luck in the trail and these will serve as a lesson to overzealous teachers.
Foreign Affairs › Re: SA To Build Fence On Zimbabwe Border 'To Stem Virus' by klax(m): 7:43am On Mar 20, 2020
I said SA are bastards they are the only African country that should not be part of the continent in tbe first place somewhere in Amazo junhle would have house these animals best.

A race with no origin damn bitches. I hate SA with everything inside me. Let them go and build gallows or gas chambers like Nazi, bastards.

Very wicked and so annoying bollocks.

Very hateful bitches.
Health › Re: Coronavirus: US Approves Chloroquine As Treatment - Trump by klax(m): 9:19pm On Mar 19, 2020
michealdeco:
I no fit take dah medicine even if I catch coronavirus

Dah thing dey evil
The last time I took it I scratched my body for 3 days like a mad man while crying like a new born baby
Use piriton if you show any allegy to chloroquine bro don't pray for CoroV because grave might be too nearer to you pls edit your comment I forbid Coro for you bro.

Peace!!!
Health › Re: Coronavirus: US Approves Chloroquine As Treatment - Trump by klax(m): 8:57pm On Mar 19, 2020
FactBoyz:
Meanwhile Microbiology graduates in Nigeria cannot find job to research hence becoming tailors an makeup artists...

Buhari is yet to address the nation. Take me back to the Goodluck Jonathan days when we had Labaran Maku (information minister) who must have been interviewed already, talking in a well refined and lively manner. Ngozi Okonjo Iweala who must have advised the government on the best economic approach to take, and GEJ himself who must have addressed the nation.


Take me back to the GEJ days.. I am fed up with incompetence and backwardness and acute zombieism
Bro you have pour hot red oil on apc skulls they won't sleep this night because you have just mentioned names of few of their nightmare.
Christianity Etc › Re: Coronavirus: Apostle Kofi Nkrumah Sarkodie Arrested For Holding Church Service by klax(m): 4:10pm On Mar 19, 2020
Chimezirim121:
Why should the police arrest Him?
He was arrested for being a defiant.
Politics › Re: Coronavirus: Obiano Shuts Down Schools In Anambra, Bans Mass Gathering by klax(m): 1:16pm On Mar 19, 2020
xcabczyxabczzzz:
What do you have against people thinking for themselves?
Mr man face your warrant. How damn can a African man claimed Atheism pls from which text bookhuh


Abeg waka your lane.
Politics › Re: Coronavirus: Obiano Shuts Down Schools In Anambra, Bans Mass Gathering by klax(m): 12:57pm On Mar 19, 2020
BloomMier:
I laugh at Nairalander atheists.. Who will they pray to now?
Dont mind them. They will pray to their wall nah.

Many of them can't even define atheist just doing copy copy stunt.

African man forming atheist.

Nonsense!!!
Politics › Re: We Suspended $22.7b Loan Because Of Non-Inclusion Of South East - Gbajabiamila by klax(m): 10:37am On Mar 19, 2020
amaridigital:
I believe heaven revealed this to you. If there is any Biafra or Oduduwa Republic today, it will be dominated by this same set of crook politicians. That's why an average intelligent Yoruba person will never fight for secession. Not now. Can an average Igbo or Yoruba man or woman compete with these politicians who have stolen billions of dollars in any election within Oduduwa or Biafra?
I'm telling you that the situation will remain the same. What we really need is restructuring, regional government and if possible to enact laws making corruption to attract death penalty.
God bless you bro. Truth is bitter. They are ranting biafra even some are on borrowed data and want to challenge a bloody politician with billion of cash in his covers.

Lets go back to restructure and old system of govt failure to do such bro as you said will fail.
Politics › Re: We Suspended $22.7b Loan Because Of Non-Inclusion Of South East - Gbajabiamila by klax(m): 10:09am On Mar 19, 2020
meeky007:
south east must come together as one, it's now obvious we are been marginalised.
whether they like it or not biafra must come
Will you shut uphuh Just shut up biko. Only failure seek easy way out when he or she suppose to fight for his right.

Was this not same Gbaja we hated so muchhuh Instead to attack Buhari wickedness and nepotism and deal brutally with sell out like Okoricha and his apc gang you are vomitting thrash.

Under norman situation there should not be any SE in apc knowing fully well the sheriff of the party called Buhari is not on same page and has never be on same page in his entire life with SE but yet Imolite want apc by all means, Ebonyi gov is his friend ready to die for him, yet apc still has strong structure in the East, yet Ohanaeze sec. general ready to die for him etc pls say something else we are our own problem not buafra crap as a solution even biafra with these demons it would collaose because they will still manipulate everything.

So sshhhhh!!!
Christianity Etc › Re: Coronavirus: TB Joshua Reacts As Lagos Government Restricts Church Activities by klax(m): 8:51am On Mar 19, 2020
healthserve:
Riding on the tide of popularity to appear legitimate.

Unfortunately, We now know shamans are not prophets now no matter how well they disguise or how accurately they might fit the right scripture in.

Sadly, if it's not of God, it's not lf God, no matter how a shaman portrays himself.


Cc: Do your research using this search phrases

Shaman

Shamanism

Mahanta

Messenger of the devil

Occultic healer



Satanists disguising themselves as prophets disguising occultic healing as prophetic work to conduct nonsense and magic disguised as miracle. But are mere magic
Sorry who is this? So you already smoked weed at this early hour? Pls read your nonsense does it have any meaning from shamania to occultic and mahtma booshit no head no tail.

Pls go to work or go and get job you just rant pooh. If TB had said otherwise same you will shout tithe now he said his followers should obey the goverment yet yoù talked shit.

Go and look for work.
Health › Re: Coronavirus: Governors shutdown schools in North West, North Central for 30 days by klax(m): 5:58pm On Mar 18, 2020
Keenmind2019:
Dead meat suya seller has not.been posting is he in quarantine
He has been placed on redundancy.
Politics › Re: FG To Reduce Petrol Price To ₦130 From ₦145 by klax(m): 4:42pm On Mar 18, 2020
GeorgeTheCoder:
These people have no sense.

The government should not reduce the petrol price. Instead it should keep the unexpected profits and channel it into any of the critical areas like power, health, education or the fight against Boko Haram.

Why is this APC government so useless ?
You mentioned e things apc is allergic to and hate with passion: *power, health and education* even if money flows like river under this govt these 3 things won't be part of their dream but can fat feed fake repentant boko animals.
Sports › Re: Coronavirus: Mikel Obi's Contract With Trabzonspor Club Terminated by klax(m): 2:33pm On Mar 18, 2020
helinues:
He has been having problems with his past clubs lately. He should quit playing football if he is feeling too big as a player.
I don't think feeling big is the issue. Turkish should not take his advise too personal its all about safety. Corona respect no one though I don't know if the clause in his contract bare him to speak up in uncomfortable situation I dont know but the Turkish must play safe winning league with living dead bodies will ruin their quest even more.
Health › Re: Woman Who Tested Negative For Coronavirus In Enugu Dies A Day After by klax(m):
But when would Nigeria as a country get it right. Failure in Federal, failure in states.

So abadon house is where Enugu state want to treat Corona Virushuh But why is it that average Nigerian are not serioushuh How can a state be using these disgusting facility as isolation center in deadly issue like thesehuh

Pls what is the name of our Health Minister because only this administration you never hear or known who the hell is Education Minister and Health Minister only Oshiomhole, kyari, Adeshina, Amaechi its only all these irrelevant bollocks we do hear about.
Politics › Re: Suswam Seeks 2 Days In Prison For Leaders by klax(m): 1:19pm On Mar 18, 2020
I trust apc won't like such idea infact they will be upset about it.
Crime › Re: 85-Year-Old Woman Jumps To Death In Anambra State (Disturbing Photo) by klax(m): 12:23pm On Mar 18, 2020
85 yearshuh
Health › Re: FG Issues Travel Ban On 13 Countries Over Coronavirus by klax(m): 12:22pm On Mar 18, 2020
I think Mr Coro hasd restructured buhari brain and he first time since 2015 acted like a serious president this is interesting.

US banned us on ssecurity and we banned them too on Coro simple as that.

Buhari infact I must give you thumb up for these pls to his zombies it does not translate to I'm now in the clown zombies club pls far from it, it won't hapoen now and won't ever gappen.

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