olihilistic:
ify I follow you yan they'll blame GEJ so lemme leave you smally

Lols
Kids everywhere
Can't Nairaland have age restriction, like seriously

olihilistic:
Mr man do me a favour please



gerarahere

Who be dis one
Are u just coming, couldn't have graded u either way cus ur so irrelevant

LORDSAMURAI:
HMM ALL THE PEOPLE I FOLLOW ARE ALL REAL

I have not started following anybody yet
Until I can sieve d shaft from the grain.

Before I became a romance lander I was a guest for some time and I kinda noticed that most peeps here are as fake as China phone very conspicuous.

Bt then also I noticed that some are so real and u can deduce that from their contributions

Personally I admire peeps like sinaj, tosyne2much, estherfabian,synzu,jadekitana and a few other names

Feel free to add ur list of real and fake romance landers.

engrfaruq:
I just want to do it in a polite and the most appropriate way... i don't want her to term me impatient.... and nothing more.

Are u for real?
Impatient after 7 years, dats how long it takes to be a catholic priest

U be serious olodo stop deceiving ur self u don't have a gal friend at best ur a gate man in anoda mans house

I don't think the gal was ever serious with u
U say she is boring, i say she wasnt really into u
Maybe cus of her beauty She tinks ur nt really her standard

Guy u worwor no be small
Upon all ur gadging its still obvious
If say u dey push barrow, person no go take sometin from ur hand

PushPlay:
In the process of keeping the conversation, you should be able to identify her weak spots or entry points like i would prefer to call it.

Some girls are desperate to find a husband. This is where you propose to her that you are ready and willing to start a family with her.
Other girls just want a guy who would fill in for her financial needs. This is where you would make financial promises.

While some girls are just plain freaky and would prefer a guy who'd give them wild sex. By all means, make her understand why you are the best man for the job.

Human needs varies according to individuals so it is not limited to the ones i listed above.

Some might even need academic assistance. Maybe they've been struggling to pass an exam. Your job would be to become that brainy guy who would help her pass the exams or at least help her in one way or the other.

The list is endless my people.

My point here is that you become indispensable and the first guy she will call up on when the need arises.

This now leads us to the next stage where you walk the talk.


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Don't just read without leaving comments else i might have to stop updating this thread and move on.

Just go on pls

rita25:
una for put broom for his penniel hole......data small penis hole I mean.

U didn't jus say dat
U ve got to ask ur self wat if dia is a slight chance he could be innocent
Jungle justice should be condemned, if he is a criminal dia are punishments according to law

I believe dia is also scarcity of wife bt plenty of women.

Diddyydiva:
Make it Two cartoons,




Me don't mind Big Tummy



Na my body

No wonder ur still single
Agadi nwanyi

mimzy:

Mr Strahovski. Just cos ur wife has a flat belly after three hundred kids doesn't mean every other lady will be lucky to have a flat belly after child bearing. Bear it in mind that u can air ur views without trashing other people's opinion in the bin. I can also be nasty. Respect yourself

Were is ur sense of understanding?
Are u dat dumb and brainless?
Wat has d guy said dat is wrong ,come to tink of it u dnt need luck to have a flat tummy, u only work on it

SweetOlive:
#Team Flats

ur exactly my spec would u marry me? like seriously

favoured234:
Its called self-respect.. and with her response I can bet the babe in question lacks it
Its not about coming from nowhere..

Even though I have not chatted some of my friends in donkey months, I can still chat them at 12midnight so they can send me recharge card if I need it then... And I strongly believe I will get it....

Maybe I don't have money, maybe there is a recharge card shop just infront of your house, maybe you have a car or its safer in your area.... too many things

maybe ur one of dose that see guyz as meal tickets

jammyrock:
I have a younger sister of 17 who is fond of touching my body fondly. Though I have that sensual feeling each time she does it. My dick will always erect. Though I don't know if she knows the implication of what she does. Sometimes, she slightly notices my dick is up, but I don't know what that means to her. Maybe she thinks it is WOOD don't know.

Now, am at the verge of responding to my feelings. Like touching her back or even doing the real thing. I also bear the meaning in mind but, sometimes I find it too difficult to resist it.

U know na once that GUY don stand up. He must enter somewhere na.

Am not feeling Ok with the situation now because it has driven me to touching some parts of her body.

PLEASE this disclosure is not for U guys to insult me. If I was comfortable with it, I wouldn't have disclosed it.

I only need your advice. Thanks!

she is 17 so dat makes u 19, both of u shuld b reported to ur parents, bt pls 4 ur sake jettison d idea of wacking ur sister.

robosky02:
but watin cause all this heat
i hear say na APC
is it true?

no, na jonathan

BerryScott:
you lift ur upper lip n drop the other, den u go this way


MUMMY, AM PREGNANT!

chikena! case closed.

u sure knw hw to use those words
experience cnt be bought

LORDSAMURAI:
hehehe very true, dat one just dey use boxing dey cover up, i mean two private jet and enough cars to sell and loan the money to Nigeria, e be like say na only footballers na come be legal blood money o.

dat guy is d highest paid sportsman in d world,in his fight with mayweather he made more than 120 milion dollars a night dats more than messi and ronaldo makes a year.

with dat ur over sized' akwa oche ' cloth

i still dey talk say u dark ur lips come dey darker
how many wraps u dey smoke a day
bt ur babe fyn sha

Humblegoodman:
mrkings84, you can read but must not comment. I am here for business and not for silly talk.

then u can make ur point witout bin a nuasance and a stalker

u jus kip on typing like a mad man

Airforce1:
I was so tired to go out on a Val's date after a studio session. So pinky and my humble self decided to stay indoor , watch African magic, eat , and play.


Blessings amazing people.

I high small in that photo

wat a subtle way of saying' i ve eaten pinkys spaghetti' kudos

who says u cannot marry him? wat if he is ur husband? my friend ur ex was jus a meduim thru which destiny brought u guyz 2gether

study d guy if u like him jus go ahead

be grateful 2 ur ex 4 been d conduit by which u met dis wonderful man

ssoftappless:
as u can c dey are jealous

jus get a life bro, dis 2016 change pattern

Leriebloom:
You v got liver sha. Btw. Thank you.

if u believe dats her pic then u will believe my father is d queen of england

Leriebloom:

You v got liver sha. Btw. Thank you.

if u believe dats her pic then u will believe my father is d queen of england

jmoore:
The guy be like Boy Alinco.

guy ur wiked, nawao 4 u