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PhonesRe: I Need Suggestions For A Good Android Phone Below 40k by klenton(op): 5:42pm On Jul 17, 2020
Bestchild:
Spark4
will check it out
PhonesRe: I Need Suggestions For A Good Android Phone Below 40k by klenton(op): 11:28am On Jul 17, 2020
Mozino007:
come for my samsung a10s two week used 38k loctn saki...07062357770
i dont want used phone
PhonesI Need Suggestions For A Good Android Phone Below 40k by klenton(op): 11:09am On Jul 17, 2020
please suggest to me a nice android phone below 40k for immediate purchase

specs to look at for. at least 2gig ram, and 32 gig rom/ storage

atleast 4000 battery capacity

good camera, both front and back

good processor.
PoliticsRe: I'm Sorry Over Your Loss, Sen. Kalu Tells ABN TV Boss by klenton(m): 8:39am On Jul 06, 2020
my man
FamilyRe: Help!!! My Wife Is Putting Me Through This Right Now! by klenton(m): 1:34pm On May 28, 2020
cutewahid:
madam when you marry you can decide not to have sex with your hubby for months.. Am sure your marriage wil b 'happy ever after'
sex is grossly overrated, especially in marriages

am married but we can stay months without sex, and so for some of my married friends, honestly i dont understand it when married men beg for sex from thier wife's, it should actually be the other way round, what if the man works offshore or outside the country or even on transfer to another state, does it mean he can't control himself?? or he will just be masturbating upandan??

well i think this sex thing is rampant in poor homes and that's why they born a community.
CelebritiesRe: Dwayne Johnson The Rock Plays Davido’s Song At 2am, Singer Reacts (Video) by klenton(m): 11:38am On May 26, 2020
This is huge, especially coming from someone like the Rock, one of the biggest celebrities in the world right now, i think the words most followed male celebrity in Instagram after Ronaldo, unarguably the current most paid actor in the world, a superstar and my favorite celebrity of all time

thumbs up davido, ur doing well
RomanceRe: Should I Break Up Or Make Up With My Boyfriend? by klenton(m): 11:40am On May 22, 2020
Acmepreneur:
I just read it again, I can't even take a single thing from his write-up, it makes no sense at all, yet he got all the likes, lol. People don't like reality
if you read it again and saw over 1k likes and still couldn't make anything out of it, then your problem is worse than imagined
RomanceRe: Should I Break Up Or Make Up With My Boyfriend? by klenton(m): 10:56pm On May 21, 2020
Acmepreneur:
I'm proud of him, I just want him to be respected. Money and position is respect. I'm a realist, people are not angels, thats what they respect.
I don't visit his parent because I was no where, now I can because I'm better.
Since I discovered how humans are physical, I don't trust anyone with some things again. I live with people physically, if I'm your friend, I know that being nice to you and making you a parasite is the only thing that can sustain the friendship and thus, I keep it like that.
If I want to visit people, I look my best because people are attracted to beauty and money.
I'm going to visit lecturers, I buy gift, thats because that is what would make them think you are a responsible person.
Myself for instance, don't care about materials or physical, I'm a very deep person, that really put me in a mess, and since I got that logic, I'm physical with people.
Coming to your inlaw house with no money, no matter how Godly they are, they will fill somehow. I can't type again, I hope you understand sha
SMH... you my dear is the problem, the world does not revolve around your big dreams according to you, and your perceptions about life does not amount to reality

your type i pray never to encounter, your just a ticking time bomb with ur gigantic imaginary way of life

look at what you wrote up there, coming to your inlaws house without money will make them look at the person somehow, then the problem is you and your family

meanwhile this is a guy you said that have a car and a manager in a company, yet look at were you classifieds him, is your type that will leave a man if he ever gets broke

let me ask what if he is rich now as you expected and after marriage life happens and he goes back to square one, what will happen?? what will you do?? probably you will nag him from morning till night for a change and when nothing happens you will abandon him as a woman with big dreams

is it not someone that married a teacher that later owned a school, an office worker that later became an employer of labour?? but in your case you want the guy to be made before coming to your house honestly your obsession for money and big things is actually very dangerous and evil.
FamilyRe: My Husband Starved Me Sexually For 2 Years by klenton(m): 7:51pm On May 21, 2020
Orgasmcoach:
not really..... my point is, I was having what I thought was explosive kinda sex without getting real value for it. It was partly my fault as I didn't know my body well, never experienced cum but constantly had sex to satisfy my husband. My husband in his innocence too had no idea what it means for a woman to cum until he attended the men's convention where he was thought.

we were both ignorant, we were just having sex in different styles and that is why a lot of couples do.

most men don't know about cum, once they release, show is over
madam forget that your motivational story, you have to be realistic, what works for A might not work for B

so many women do cum when you hump on them harder while some will cum even before the man, there are no special formula, you and your partner has to know what works for you pple.

there are so many women too who doesn't like been fingered or touched in their clits what they prefer is for you to enter straight and last longer, some doesn't even like pre-intimacy at all

even at that it is foolhardy for a woman to just stay without telling the man how to make her cum or trying to discover her body and finding who to blame

by the way stop with this your threat of wife cheating when she doesn't cum, a woman that will cheat will cheat. whether cum or no cum, have you not seen women orgasms like 3 times during sex yet they cheat

abeg leave story
FamilyRe: Salary/allowance For Spouse( Housewives House Husband) by klenton(m): 7:18pm On May 21, 2020
am not really understanding, so what will my wife be using her money for??

guyz let me tell you forget all these things you read online, women has a way to follow them especially when it comes to money.

am married and my wife is one of the best things to ever happen to me, when i count my blessings i count her twice, i provide everything in the house even Maggi and also placed her on monthly salary but do you my wife started NYSC this year and earning good money at her place of primary assignment including her allawee, so i intentionally didnt pay her last month's salary as i wanted to know what she will be doing with her money if i keep paying her salary, i thought she is going to save the money and use it for something tangible, lo and behold she told me that she has already spent the money by dashing it to her siblings without even informing me.

while she was dashing out her money she already asked me for her salary, so that means her money is only used for anything she wants while my own money is for upkeeps.

like seriously dont i have siblings too, so if i dash out my own money what are we going to eat, abi na only her get monopoly of dashing money out

ofcourse i let her know straight away she can't do that in my house, for the meantime i have suspended all the goodies i give her untill it equals that amount she gave out.

anyways been a good woman she is remorseful and am about to let go
HealthRe: How I Burnt My Chest After Using Harsh Chemicals On It (Graphic) by klenton(m): 2:03pm On May 21, 2020
BigTableShaker:
You see na?!
If I mention tribe now, Dem go dey vex.
Me and you know say Hausa man no fit do this rubbish, neither will a Yoruba man do this kind radarada.
some peeps are just plain stupid.
your a compound fool
even when the OPs name is balogun
HealthRe: How I Burnt My Chest After Using Harsh Chemicals On It (Graphic) by klenton(m):
Balogun106:
But is it likely or in anyway possible for me to ever get my old skin color back?
HealthRe: How I Burnt My Chest After Using Harsh Chemicals On It (Graphic) by klenton(m): 1:49pm On May 21, 2020
Balogun106:
But is it likely or in anyway possible for me to ever get my old skin color back?
my friend, you need a very hard knock on that your head
whats wrong with youths of this days sef, people are there pitying you, when actually you deserve no pity atall...your just on a conscious self destruct and instead of you to pray to be alive and not suffer skin cancer as a result of your STUPIDITY your here asking if you will ever get ur skin colour back.... like seriously thats your problem now?? colour?? not even the long time health effects of your actions

let me ask you since you had ur old skin colour, what did you achieve with it?? that you have to hurt your self this much cus of ordinary patch which is invisible and normal in almost all skins

let me ask you, are you comfortable with the shape of your head?? dont you think it needs some amendment, like cutting off some part.

in reality your not getting any sympathy from me especially not when your yet to learn.
EducationRe: Private Schools Teachers, How Are You Coping During This Lock Down? by klenton(m): 1:19pm On May 20, 2020
emmanuelewumi:
A school in Bariga that charges N15,000 and 200 pupils will make a revenue of N3 million for a term which is 4 months. That is an average of 750k per month. Mind you some of pupils will owe and some will be given discount

So he revenue of about 700k in a month. The school uses a rented apartment of about N2 million per year.

That is rent of about 150k per month. Subtract 150k from 700k. You will have 550k for the month, NEPA bill, refuse disposal, building maintenance 50k per month.

Subtract from 50k from 550k, you are left with 500k for the month. A school with 200 pupils should have about 20 teaching and non teaching staff.

If the school pay minimum wage to the 20 staff, that is about 400k.

The owner will pay taxes, dues, levies etc to bank, assuming he got a loan to pay the upfront rent, he also needs to buy resources needed in the school. The competition is also very keen.

I will rather invest my money in real estate, stock market and other portfolio Investments rather than a business that will give one high blood pressure
there is enough money in running a school, it is one of the best investment if you have the time and resources

i have a friend that is a school proprietor and also teaches, he said he makes profit of about ten million every term after staff salaries and every expenses

he built his duplex within six months and drives a car of about three million, and he doesn't have any other bussiness.

modified: he makes more money during external exams
RomanceMy Regret Over A Missed Sexual Escapede by klenton(op): 11:46am On May 20, 2020
Back in the days when i went to write waec at a remote village in Anambra, i needed a place to stay for the duration of the exams, so i set out for job hunting and finally got a place, a moderately good house, met the land Lady about taking up the accommodation, its actually a furnished big one room self contain possibly used by one of the landlady's son when he is in town, so upon my enquiry the landlady told me that a girl who also came to right waec has already taken up the place but that if the girl wouldn't mind we can share, so she called the girl who should be around 20 or 21 years while i was barely 18 and asked her if i can share with her and surprisingly she said yes while beaming with ecstasy, i was taken aback, then she took me inside to see the house, i asked how are we going to share this place and she was like we can share, that the landlady will give her another foam to put on the flour while i use the main bed, infact she was persuading me to stay having noticed i was highly reluctant

i knew right then that the girl was Hot and this is going to be a free fvck but i was scared and my brother i went with noticed too and asked me mischievously if i would really want to stay, i said no and we left

i finally got another place but whenever i remember this experience i feel i missed out on free sexually escapade and uptill now i wish i can reverse the hands of time.

feel free to share yours.
FamilyRe: Marriage And Its Challenges; My wife is pushing me to the extremes by klenton(m): 9:20am On May 14, 2020
Ybaby:
A good woman supports by showing her husband what he can be and should be.

Some men are not self motivated, they need a push

Traveling for pleasure of course. Let us do away with the mindset of scarcity and welcome abundance.

If he sets his mind of providing USA trip for her, you will be surprised how the universe will agree with him and doors and opportunity will open.

It is not good to see a man as lacking - see him as abundance - see him prosperous and once buys into the idea. Prosperous he will be

The men sending thier wives to USA donot have two heads neither are they more intelligent that OP. They bought into the idea and with faith achieved it.

For OP to pay his wife's ticket imagine how proud of himself he will be and his confidence will increase.

He is a provider man he just need to have faith by welcoming the idea. Always tell your wife ok I will do it - give me some time.

Kneel down both of you and pray to God for the provision of it, write it down, imagine you have it and it will happen.

I promise you! You need just a mustard seed of faith.

Donot be like those who could not enter the promise land due to fear of giants forgetting that they have the bigger giant in them.

OP your wife is calling you to be a mighty man of valor, will you heed her call?

Or you want to continue managing your present condition.

All seeds increase. Increase is not greed. Greed is taking what does not belong to you.
Increase is turning 5 loaves to multitude.

I encourage you to work with your wife to greatness. She is doing her job. Supporting you to the potential she sees in you.

Heed her call.

ademidedavid
you are just an empty vessel, na coconut water full that your head

what is it with Africans and religious belief, kneel down pray, have faith like a mustard seed!!! must everything be about religionhuh the woman's request is stupid and that is what it is, which one is pray for God to give you the money, what happens to the woman praying on her own for God to give her the money.

do you know how many families that are looking for money just to eat, money to buy drugs, do you know how many families that does not have a decent shelter over there heads, families that cant afford a hospital, what happens to thanking God and been grateful, must it be pray for one luxury or the other.

and let's say u prayed ur way to a dubia trip, what if the woman needs a gwagon tomorrow or even cravings to fly private jet or a cruise trip round the world and you couldn't pray yourself out of it....i dont know why some women have failed to be reasonable as a people, is it that there processing brain is limited from birth, honestly it differs logic.
RomanceRe: Boobs & Ass Alert : You Wont Believe This Sexy Woman Is 39 Years Old by klenton(m): 8:21am On May 14, 2020
she looks way older sef
Nairaland GeneralRe: Look At My Real Pics And My Real Age by klenton(m): 10:17am On May 12, 2020
Makavelli25:
19 year old is a toddler
Are you okay
i just realized am twice older than you
chai...i really need to leave this forum or at best go incommunicado.
FamilyRe: Why Do Women Hate This Wonderful Thing Yet Do With It In Kitchen by klenton(m): 3:54pm On May 10, 2020
Prof0fficial:
I love garlic because of its health benefits regardless of the smell.
but all women seem to hate the fragrant smell. I have been almost denied sex and insulted by my partner on few occasions because I chewed garlic in the night before making advances on her, even after brushing mouth and taking other things to subsidise the odour.
the challenging part is that she says she love kissing so much.
I can't afford to compromise my health just to please someone's interest. I only like to chew it every night, now this seems difficult.
what health benefits.... is garlic the only thing that gives that health benefit??

i cannot stay with anybody that eats garlic, not to talk of chewing it.

please whenever you chew that thing find somewhere and recline yourself, you cannot have such an offensive odour and be looking for some one to make advances at,. abi you wan choke someone's daughter

i dont understand this idea of people chewing garlic for whatever reason, that smell alone is a serious side effect, its like having halitosis and that's a disease on its own.
FamilyRe: Landlord Agreement by klenton(m): 1:17pm On May 08, 2020
chiddyok:
Oga keep your anger for the women in your family. I’ve told you, as you aren’t a lawyer just shut up. Google doesn’t teach everything, stop relying on google.
You have nothing to say I want to hear. Go and be a lawyer first, then practice for at least 5 years before we can talk. Until then please don’t mention me again. If you do I’ll believe you are threatened by cute little girls who play and win street games. Talking about LPDC like testing and interpreting the law isn’t developing it. Talking so vindictively, like all idle illiterates do. Something tells me you’ll need a lawyer soon anyway. I know you’ll rant and swear how you’ll rather die by hanging than pm me. Better. And you’ll remember this conversation. Bye biatch.
lol.... just shut up smallie, your just a charge and bail lawyer, just 5 years at the bar and ur ranting, i deal with lawyers of 15 years and above

you need to go back to school cus your blank, i pity the gullible you have as a client

why dont you make the same google search before coming here to disgrace your self...fake lawyer like you

do you even know what LPDC mean?? your level of ignorant is like peak...its in you.
FamilyRe: Landlord Agreement by klenton(m): 11:02am On May 08, 2020
chiddyok:
First of all, I’m a pretty little lady, secondly, I didn’t recommend throwing out your tenants, but any tenant that relies on your comment and quit notice will first of all sleep outside, before finding recourse. Thirdly, I can’t do research just to satisfy my own ego, I’ll do it if you pay me though. Finally, since you aren’t a lawyer, keep quiet.
P.S I still think you aren’t a landlord. You aren’t, and nothing will change my opinion. You sound like a wicked tenant, free advice; avoid renting from a lawyer because with this attitude you’ll go to jail. Idiots always trying themselves, forming professional when they aren’t shit. There are tenancy laws, there’s also trespass laws, if they’ve ever messed with electricity you can go through phcn or your disco. You know nothing sir. Same with water board. There’s also FREP rules. I repeat, you know nothing. Absolutely nothing.
lol.... you have to modify your earlier comment just to vomit trash, your more delusional than i thought

The thing with you little gals is that you wont cool down and learn, internet has made every fool and pig to have an opinion

there is no way you can be a lawyer and your spewing this gutter, if that whats your trying to say then your a disgrace and you should be reported to LPDC and be stripped of your certificate and disgraced, instead of you to uphold the law, your telling landlords to take laws into their hands and forcefully evict there tenants, you have to be a fake lawyer especially with your poor knowledge of the law

your talking about fundamental rights enforcement procedure (FREP) rules when your the one taking laws into your hands, by the way FREP rules is not applicable in this situation, FREP rules has to do with enforcement of your right under the Constitution and not throwing away debtors property, idiot but you will still not learn

you sound really incoherent and insane talking about water board an all in a tenancy matter?? i said it you must be a fake wannabe lawyer, i dont even know why am indulging you, ohh i know, am in the mood to impact some knowledge on the ignorant, count yourself lucky.

you are the dumbest person i know since dundee debuted, i said i never told you am a lawyer, that does not mean i am or am not, but as a dumb, you have rushed into conclusion, and you thinking everyone needs to do research to impact knowledge shows how far behind you are

less i forget, shove that your opinion on whether am a landlord up your ass and i mean it literally

you will be ignored from here onwards, you are not worth the time
FamilyRe: Landlord Agreement by klenton(m): 10:11am On May 08, 2020
chiddyok:
Baby lawyer. Just be quiet. Like I said, you know nothing. Getting personal says a lot about you. Being verbally abusive says a lot about the law you practice. What do you think a tenancy agreement is for? See you sprouting law school mantra. Practice is a whole other game. See your mouth like stripping me of everything I have. No wonder you people run from practice. And you aren’t a landlord. No landlord, I repeat non will fold his hands and watch his money waste in the name of quit notice. There’s enough room in the land use act and tenancy laws to kick defaulting tenants out. People like you are the ones that will always scream illegality because you are too lazy to test and streamline the laws.
your dumb and blank, no wonder you have an 'f' attached after your name when its obvious your useless as a man

first of, i never told you am a lawyer even though your invariably claiming to be one or probably a drop out but your knowledge of the law is shallow and elementary and exposes you as just a wannabe

Your talking about tenancy agreement, ok let me tutor you small, any clause in an agreement that ousters an express provision of a written law or act is illegal, you also talked about land use, well land use act has nothing to do with tenancy and landlord edicts and laws, the above is a free tutorial for you, make use of it.

so as a landlord i must support illegality and follow your ways of throwing thier things outside, when i know exactly how to get my money legally, evict the person and still get back whatever he was owing till the point of eviction

you really sound pathetic and ignorant, we are not on the same level in any were.

your talking what you don't know, show me the loopholes that empowers you to take laws into your hands....if not you will be ignored from here, cus thats what a nonentity like you derserve.

btw am a multiple landlord.
FamilyRe: Landlord Agreement by klenton(m): 9:33am On May 08, 2020
chiddyok:
You know nothing. Absolutely nothing. In your mind you are a lawyer, if it’s your personal house will you give this advice to your own tenant? They will throw you out, you’ll invite police, your landlord will be bailed out, you can now sue him to court, or he’ll sue you first. Meanwhile he has rented out the house. There are enough loopholes within tenancy agreements and trespass laws in Nigeria, your things will just rot in the rain.
Op, beg and beg and beg your landlord. Tell him you are sick, or something pathetic. Don’t test someone with his property.
your a pathetic fool, we are talking law and your talking illegality

because of the face me i face you, which you inherited from your father u think you can do anything and get away with it, try that with someone like me and i will make sure you sell that house

am a landlord too and i can never forcible evict a tenant without recourse to the law, i have the means but i will not break into a tenants house and throw away his things, it is illegal and there are severe consequences in law, anyway u cant try that with everybody, like they will fold thier hands and watch you throw away there things when you dont have a court order

if someone is owing you rent or any money for that matter there are laid down rules to recover your money and evict the person, not taking laws into your hands.

be there and be looking for loopholes to exploit, don't do the right thing untill you find someone that know his right and how to follow it and he will strip you of everything you ever had

ewu gambia... you won't listen now and learn, everything no be gara gara.
FamilyRe: Landlord Agreement by klenton(m): 3:12pm On May 07, 2020
Dtruthspeaker:
All rights fail when you are in the wrong and you have still not removed yourself from the wrong.

Natural Law does not allow the doing of any wrong. And all landlord's must note that you do not use a wrong to correct or remedy a wrong, only Rightness can do that.

Darkness does not cure darkness, only Light can do that
Bro, honestly i cant even understand anything your saying

sorry, but you sound like a lunatic.
FamilyRe: Landlord Agreement by klenton(m): 1:38pm On May 07, 2020
Dtruthspeaker:
The same situation applies to you. The Landlord can throw you out too and there is still no court for you to run to if you go by Klenton's statement.

Negotiate your way out but if you are in serious default, it would not work and you are in trouble.
if he throws away his things or forcefully gains entrance into his house, it becomes a criminal matter, its the same thing when someone forcefully breaks into your house and that means involving the police.

no sane landlord will try that as the op can claim for damages or even allege that a huge some of money or valuables he kept somewere in the house was carted away by the invaders

the implication will be disastrous on the landlord if the person knows his right.

bottom line, whether you like it or not is that before a landlord can forcefully evict a tenant he must have obtained an order of the court.

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