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Romance / Re: THE WOOING CHALLENGE [female Edition] *day 1* by klenton(m): 11:25pm On Apr 02, 2016
naijaboiy:
Well i've made my choice. I go with refiner. smiley



Skarlett you also did well with your lines, no flattery. Especially the diary and mr.nairaland part. Those are the two activities I engage on nairaland that will always be memorable.

You did well.





But refiner is my QUEEN for the NIGHT! kisskisskisskiss





With the current fuel scarcity, who wouldnt want a refinery

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Romance / Re: THE WOOING CHALLENGE [female Edition] *day 1* by klenton(m): 11:19pm On Apr 02, 2016
glimpse33:
But That Charijee Girl's Line Is The Sweetest Mhen...


Yeah, on a scale of 10 I will rate her 7, should b d best so far

Refiners line though are real and honest nd dat I love too.
Romance / Re: THE WOOING CHALLENGE [female Edition] *day 1* by klenton(m): 11:04pm On Apr 02, 2016
Can u chose Scarlett already
Refiner ain't game

Cc. Naija boy
Romance / Re: Bankers are very Fake and Stingy!!! living a borrowed lifestyle,ladies beware! by klenton(m): 10:33pm On Apr 01, 2016
Pls I like u
Dnt become the but biggest jerk on dis forum

100 into 1milloin is 100 million

If d guy leaves the change u will stil say he is forming

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Phones / Re: Setting The Facts Right : Tecno Camon C8 Vs Iphone 6 Camera Test by klenton(m): 9:40pm On Apr 01, 2016
IPhone has never bin known for gud cameras
Romance / Re: Nairaland Ladies: Please Advise Me (just A Simple Issue) by klenton(m): 2:32pm On Apr 01, 2016
She simply doesn't see a future with u

Maybe cus she ain't really serious with u or she already has someone else which she sees doing those tins as her responsibility

Either way she ain't ready
Romance / Re: Can You Employ This Girl As Your Maid Or Nanny by klenton(m): 2:26pm On Apr 01, 2016
She is jus perfect for a house gal

Cus I will stay more at home.
Romance / Re: When Your Uncle Is A Fool At 40(picture) by klenton(m): 9:50am On Apr 01, 2016
Dat Santa must be a gay
Romance / Re: 10 Things A Girl Does When She Likes You Already – Guys, See This Now! by klenton(m): 9:41am On Apr 01, 2016
Synzu:


Treat typhoid.


Dis is nt jus typhoid

He should also take vaccine for hepatitis B
Romance / Re: 10 Things A Girl Does When She Likes You Already – Guys, See This Now! by klenton(m): 9:35am On Apr 01, 2016
SAINTSAMURAI:
c dis one, iv been attracting high attention right 4rm d very first day i was born, its nt easy 4 family members to travel 4rm their state of residence just to see me, i was like JESUS CHRIST. bcaus amongs those dat came to see me, where witches and wizards dat wish i died, my mother was in constant war when i was in her womb. but thank GOD for miyeri jesu, the G.O of GODSGRACE ministry, pastor E.A ADEBOYE the G.O of redeem and other pastors that fought d battle.


Go back to those pastors their work is nt yet done

And dis tym include TB joshua
Romance / Re: The 2016 Wooing Challenge [female Edition] *selection Thread* by klenton(m): 3:07pm On Mar 31, 2016
Neyoor:




i understand, was just pushing ur legs.... wink wink wink wink smiley smiley smiley cheesy cheesy cheesy

Pushing his legs like riding him

I taught it ws pulling
Romance / Re: The 2016 Wooing Challenge [female Edition] *selection Thread* by klenton(m): 2:46pm On Mar 31, 2016
Were is myd 1 she should come here and woe someone

No be only to dey ban pple.
Romance / Re: N by klenton(m): 8:10am On Mar 31, 2016
Mtchewww.....annoying kids everywhere

If ur sure abt ur dressing why editing it
Romance / Re: List Of Annoying Nairalanders by klenton(m): 4:47pm On Mar 30, 2016
SweetieConstie:
Receive sense! Because obviously, you haven't got any!



You could keep on ranting for all I care! Done with ya... *outta here*

Chill.....dnt let him succeed in upsetting u
Dis is wat u got to deal with here
Romance / Re: Ladies, When You Have Desire For Sex, What Do You Do? by klenton(m): 4:03pm On Mar 28, 2016
vicechancellor:
I'm in my final year now, and I work in the school's ICT. I'm contented with the much I have, so keep your goddamnforsaking advice, scallywag.


I won't condescend to ur low life status by exchanging banters with u

I was in final yr 10 yrs ago by then u were still struggling with common entrance

U should leave woman and make money first

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Romance / Re: Ladies, When You Have Desire For Sex, What Do You Do? by klenton(m): 12:56pm On Mar 28, 2016
vicechancellor:
wetin come be your problem, you think everybody is as broke as you're.


Ur still a small boy eating mama tank u, while ur father still gives u money

D best u can do is use it judiciously

Dis is nt a quarrel is an advice
Education / Re: Which University Has The Highest Rate Of Cultism In Nigeria? by klenton(m): 12:11pm On Mar 28, 2016
Richy4:


No... The schools u mentioned were really solid in terms of Academics back then.. I said before that we were not known for academic excellence..... there was a report in year 2000 by a foreign media that shook the foundation of that school that time, (U know internet was not as common back then as it was now.. They just Print and sell papers)

I was a freshman in that school then......The report stated that the institution was the second most dangerous in the world after one Russian school which was first...The school authority took the matter really serious. The school invited priest and pastors to come and pray for the school... No lectures that day....every one was at the arena ground both lecturers and students pretending to pray....Some cultist came out and renounce publicly...like 62 of them...

The next semester it became really worse.... I remembered my Final Year Examination, The school gave all the 3rd year to first year one month break.. The police in that institution then almost out numbered the students.... No one to celebrate with us because the students have all gone home.... but no record of Death was registered during the exam... The school was in the Eastern part.... And it was a state University.




From inception I knew u were talking abt esut

Yes it use to be the most dangerous school in Nigeria bt I quess it must have cooled Down

I was around then and I tank God is less popular in cultism now
Politics / Re: Soldiers Invade IBEDC Office In Ibadan, Torture Worker Over Power Outage (Pic) by klenton(m): 9:47am On Mar 28, 2016
They should embark on a tour of NEPA all over the federation
Romance / Re: Why Do Ladies MOAN Or CRY During Lovemaking by klenton(m): 9:25am On Mar 28, 2016
evegran:



Crushing is allowed. smiley.
Shame you're faceless.

Some of us have to maintain d cover
Bt with u I can change dat rule

Can. I upload for u in d next 10 mins
Romance / Re: Why Do Ladies MOAN Or CRY During Lovemaking by klenton(m): 9:22am On Mar 28, 2016
I once bleeped a gal and she was laughing sheepishly
I was like WTF, bt she begged me and said she does dat wen she is enjoying it

I quess they have different ways of reacting

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Romance / Re: Why Do Ladies MOAN Or CRY During Lovemaking by klenton(m): 9:16am On Mar 28, 2016
evegran:
Well op, I moan if I'm feeling it. You know enjoying what he's doing- especially if he's hitting the spot. Oh yeah! smiley

If I don't moan, I ain't feeling it.


However cry? Nah. I don't do that. smiley



Am so crushing on u ryt now
Ur frank and real and dats definetly a turn on
Romance / Re: Ladies, When You Have Desire For Sex, What Do You Do? by klenton(m): 8:56am On Mar 28, 2016
Cutehector:
bush girl. I suppose u never passed ur jamb

Ur jus an e bully masking under the utopian cover of the internet bt some of us can see through u

Ur so insecured, lacks confidence and ur warped mentality of self vain glory only shows ur empitiness

And yes I have issues with u and ur disgusting

Jus get a life.

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Romance / Re: Ladies, When You Have Desire For Sex, What Do You Do? by klenton(m): 8:45am On Mar 28, 2016
vicechancellor:
having lunch with you will be great, not like I'm asking you out grin, though I'm in one university like that in the east.

U wan use ur school fees take her out

Ur a student and u dnt have a ryt to a date
Romance / Re: Signs That U Are A Mugu by klenton(m): 8:31am On Mar 28, 2016
Truckpusher:
grin grin smh.

This is a thread by a broke boy and for his fellow broke boys. tongue



Mr wealth, didn't u make Forbes list this year
Mugu
Romance / Re: My Experience With A Girl I Met At The Fuel Station by klenton(m): 11:29pm On Mar 25, 2016
saasala:


If you are sapiosexual as you claim to be with your moniker, you should be more concerned about people's level if intelligence and not whether they are schooled or not. ...And did you not read a post on FP some days back about how useless one's school certificate can turn in Nigeria if you are not creative? I can not count how many occasions I outsmarted the so called 'graduates' in intellectual discourse, arguments, ideas, creativity et al. Need I say more?

I have my own company, my own office, I run my own business and I am in total control of my life. I can sit in front of my PC all day browsing Nairaland while I receive bank alerts, and nothing will happen, no boss will query me, I love me this way.



Who cares
Ur just an e fiction wallowing in your perceived real or imaginary achievement
And if its the former then shove it down ur throat and take some liquid with it
after all ur conquest is anoda mans tithe.

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Religion / Re: Man With Breasts Spotted In A Crusade.. See Shocking Photos by klenton(m): 8:29pm On Mar 24, 2016
Its jus a case of hormanal imbalance which could be natural or inhanced through the use of certain drugs.

Fake pastors ever were.
Politics / What The Heck: What Is Former PDP Governors And Deputies Grievance. by klenton(m): 11:58am On Mar 24, 2016
The print was agog with the visit of former PDP governors and some deputies on Ali modu sheriff, whereby the complained about neglect and not bin consulted by their successors

What the heck,ex governors such as TA orji, Gabriel suswam, elechi etc, pple that were notorious for having great disdain for their predecessors

TA orji even went as far as declaring his predecessor a persona non grata in the state yet he joined the bandwagon of ex governors complaining of not bin consulted in d affairs of the state or is it party affairs.

So the wants to rule by proxy dat will never happen as the measure you used for another shall be used for u.
Romance / Re: Guys Should Really Stop This! by klenton(m): 8:44pm On Mar 23, 2016
Chia
My guy was found out
Romance / Re: Lol....guyz Plz Caption Dis Photo by klenton(m): 12:49pm On Mar 23, 2016
geni340:
d shorter looks like handsam tongue


U mean the Brocos looks like handsams
Romance / Re: Lol....guyz Plz Caption Dis Photo by klenton(m): 6:43pm On Mar 22, 2016
Cutehector:
meanin ur father! Dummy


Lol...e pain u sha

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