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Family / Re: How Can I Do My Wedding With 500k by klenton(m): 12:00pm On May 07, 2020
PrimadonnaO:



Awwwn. That won’t be my story, though. Everything will be just perfect by the grace of God.

But really, 500k on appearance for a marriage ceremony is not a lot o. How much is hair alone? Quality professional makeup... all the traditional attire... the wedding gown... shoes. Nahh. Not a lot.
Other than that, the only money we’ll spend will be for photography, actual bride price, and a dinner outing with friends. Those are the ideas I have in my head.

selfish human being, see her mouth ' those are the ideas i have in my head' so the guy will be naked abi?

all the expenses you mentioned there is basically for you, a wedding is for two people, so if you're calculating expenses you include both the mans own.

with this your mentality a wedding is all you will get not marriage.

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Family / Re: Landlord Agreement by klenton(m): 9:18am On May 07, 2020
OGand99others:
Thanks for tthe blame ma but all I need is advice, I never plannthis

he cannot throw you out without an order of the court and the court with such jurisdiction which is the magistrate court are not sitting for now
so tell him to give you some time, this corona virus is in law what we call a " force majeure" thats an act of god and it is a defence in law

if he persists tell him to serve you quit notice, which will take more than a year to be heard by and concluded by a court especially this period.

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Politics / Re: Covid-19 No Social Distancing: Do You Foresee Fg Going Lock Down Again by klenton(m): 2:18pm On May 04, 2020
Christmasdon:
May 4th FG eased lockdown In some states like Ogun, Lagos and the FCT. In lagos alone social distancing is not being observed this monday morning. Do you see FG locking down the country again?

what i see is covid 19 cases reaching 10thousand by the end of the week

extending or lifting the lockdown will not really prevent anything, everyone should take his destiny in his hands, the fact is that there is no government in this country.
Romance / Re: My Boyfriend's Joystick Is Strange by klenton(m): 6:29pm On Apr 29, 2020
Liliantalks:
it’s caused by bad circumstantion. That’s why we need to be careful with people who circumstance our male kids



yesu....just kee me.
what do you mean by its caused by bad CIRCUMSTANTION and CIRCUMSTANCE our male kids

inukwa Engish Eliza

madam stick to the one u can speak, English is not by force.
Family / Re: ,,, by klenton(m): 10:21am On Apr 29, 2020
SweetCunt97:
How did u investigate?

your own is to be asking questions up and down, i have noticed that anywere u see a thread for help, you will be dancing all over it, forming kemi olunloye.

give, you will not give.keep quiet you will not quiet.

seriously na wao for you.

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Romance / Re: Do White Women Also Have Smelly Pvssy? by klenton(m): 12:07pm On Apr 23, 2020
okpalaAnambra:
I'm really curious to know if some white women also have smelly pvssy like some of their Nigerians counterparts...share your experience please embarassed

Modified: I'm not talking about the normal natural smell of the vagina oo...I mean that distinct awful smell some ladies have

oyinbo wey no dey baff, them dey smell well well.

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Romance / Re: What Are Your Plans After This Whole Pandemic ??? by klenton(m): 10:07am On Apr 23, 2020
PrettyBunny:


Glad to hear that..
Stay safe

your a nice person and your good words have been uplifting
Romance / Re: Should I Lend My Boyfriend Money? by klenton(m): 9:30am On Apr 23, 2020
Trayceey:
I should drop his number so u can ruin our relationship. Fool. Do u think I'm dumb like you? Gutter mouth

ohhh.... your even interested in your relationship?? yet your here asking useless question?? you be correct Ewu gambia.
idiot, the level of your stupidity is meant for 10 persons

you need help more than your unfortunate boyfriend, so tell him you want to use that money and subscribe " how to get sense on YouTube" you really need it

by the way, miss olodo, i meant his account number.

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Romance / Re: Should I Lend My Boyfriend Money? by klenton(m): 11:34pm On Apr 22, 2020
Trayceey:
Story. give him indeed. That's how you people come to make mouth on a faceless forum

the Truth is that your just a big troll
i dont give a hute about what you think, just get lost already with your fake ass lifestyle.

your very transparent and its Crystal clear that your a low life internet pig

drop the guys number or you just Bleep off

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Romance / Re: Should I Lend My Boyfriend Money? by klenton(m): 7:13pm On Apr 22, 2020
Trayceey:
thanks

woman instead of been here thanking everyone saying don't borrow him, be careful, doesn't he have a family,

why don't you go ahead and tell him you dont have money, abi you think heaven will fall?? you won't be the first or last to decline helping someone.

you are not a nice somebody, so stop looking for validation to be wicked, just do your thing and life goes on, the truth is that whether u give him the money or not, he will definitely survive this lockdown and come out stronger while you will remain with your conscience.

you called this person "the best ever" yet we are on 13 pages over whether u should help or not even after you have seen that he has no food or provision, something your fellow woman on this forum provided for people she probably hasn't met.

if you think that guys survival revolves around you, then your very delusional, so stop already with this air of grandeur you exude all over this thread, an igbo adage said" ihe ana amaghi otu esi eme ya, otu esi emeghi ga adi" meaning that something that seems as if there is no solution, the solution will come.

on a personal note drop the guys account number and phone number with me, i will give him the money, atleast don't be wicked and a witch
Romance / Re: Any1 That Drops His Acct Details For Help Because Of The Lockdown Is Lazy!! by klenton(m): 10:38am On Apr 21, 2020
IceColdVeins:

grin grin grin
For the records, I am an Information Technology analyst, I have worked in Nigeria, SA and a few Schengen Countries. What I earn in a week, your 100 naira bet9ja bet slips will not give you in a year. Instead of you to visit productive sections on Nairaland, which will better your life and alleviate you from abject poverty and chronic dementia, you are here basking in the euphoria of delussions.
Point is........... poverty has shrunk your medulla out and life is now nebullous to you.
If you like, call yourself a Prime minister, a CEO or even a king, a faceless media allows that, but you will still always look in the mirror and feel sorry for the real you.
Psychopath!!

forget that retard
i have no iota of doubt that the guy is a lunatic with Android phone, the way he talks and reasons, you will know that his brain is having knocking sound

it is a simple logic that if you have 10k savings now, and remove 1k it will remain 9k and if you continue removing without adding it will soon turn to zero, so the issue is not in saving or been lazy but the inability to earn income as a result of the lockdown, no matter how much you have saved if you don't earn money at a point your saving will finish, it doesn't take rocket science to understand it, but the olodo op and the Dublin wannabe will still come here and argue

the wannabe idiot is a perfect example of never argue with a fool cus people might not know the difference

well I don't think it's his fault, u know he said he sold pure water, so poverty might have completely damaged his brain before he saw small change that gives him moral to be spewing trash

forgetting that when he was selling pure water some of us already moves with escort yet still humble.

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Romance / Re: Any1 That Drops His Acct Details For Help Because Of The Lockdown Is Lazy!! by klenton(m): 12:32am On Apr 21, 2020
Jinja007:




you're those kids who rush to answer and submit their answer sheet because they feel they know anything..

if you've been to any country aside Africa, you'll know that those given the loans are those who return their taxes accurately.
you must have seen Nigerians abroad who receive relief funds who're not even citizens n u didn't ask ursef how possible??

okpo it's because they work n pay tax.

ask ursef why many people all over abroad are applying for unemployment loans??
those are those who don't pay tax so they didn't get relief funds..

don't be adamant boy.. be reasonable for once n don't lazy ur mental capacity because of hate n pain.

travel abroad and see many people who are jobless, who u're 100% better than. especially California.. u'll see u're blessed n u should underrate ursef.. abroad is fine n ugly at the same time but oyinbo won't show you that on the TV..


so boy, before you use ur lazy hands to type rubbish, know ur mate
your a nincompoop..... empty vessel
i just asked you a question and your talking about tax and California, your dumber than i imagined..why are developed countries giving stimulus to their citizens since everybody should have saved?? of course you're blank, so let me tell you, it is because this is an emergency situation, a force majeure and most people were not prepared for it and your talking about savings and laziness when some people can barely feed in a day even when they work not to talk of lockdown

by the way, ur still a little boy, yet to find your way , forget say ur in audio Dublin, i can buy you and your household

if you must know, i have been a lawyer for the past 15 years.....ewu

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Romance / Re: Any1 That Drops His Acct Details For Help Because Of The Lockdown Is Lazy!! by klenton(m): 12:06am On Apr 21, 2020
Jinja007:



ok. but at least they know they goat is a barrister, their goat is in Dublin.

but I'm sure ur lazy parents also knows how lazy n useless they son is..

I just pray u're not all they could produce.

lazy thing

olboy, your indeed blank
a running nostril might be valuable than you going by your reasoning..

if everyone that needs help now is lazy, why are there stimulus packages for citizens and residents of most European countries, even America?? those ones they don't have savings ?.?

why is world bank cancelling loans of some countries and giving them grants?

your just a replica of a fool, a disgrace of a barrister, and a shame to anyone in Dublin

it baffles me how you can write the above and believe it, its a fact from the poverty index that most Nigerian families emphasis on family live below 2 dollars a day, that means they can't even take care of themselves ordinarily not to talk of when they have been locked inside house for weeks

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Romance / Re: I'm Having A Serious Sexual Problem by klenton(m): 7:05pm On Apr 16, 2020
sighting:
I swear to God you have just narrated my ordeal especially the part anytime she says she's coming to see me my mind will go up in the roof like it's going to explode.

lol....its always like that
you have to stop working hard for a solution cus the solution is you, just remove your mind from it.

why are you anxious?? its cus your afraid of not getting an erection, therefore tell your gal there wont be sex for now, give her any reason or tell her the truth but with that u have suppressed that which makes you anxious

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Romance / Re: I'm Having A Serious Sexual Problem by klenton(m): 5:59pm On Apr 16, 2020
sighting:
I'm having serious problem of acute anxiety.I have lost beautiful relationships because of it... I'm not a virgin I have had sex with a woman before and most were done in the course of anxiety but the moment I am able to penetrate the anxiety will never affect me anymore in subsequent sex.Now I just found a girl I hope that I can spend the rest of my life with but this anxiety is killing the relationship on two occasions we were supposed to have sex but I couldn't make love to her because my di*ck will not rise.I do have morning erection and all that but not with my babe whenever she comes around my heart is always panting I don't know what to do I'm losing my mind.I have had to drink hard drink but it's not working for me .I hope this is not how i am going to continue living for the rest of my life.I don't want to lose this girl somebody should please help me
what can I do please.I don't know what triggers the anxiety in me I don't know it I am frustrated.Anyone has experienced this before?what can I do?

Bros your completely normal
i remember when i use to date this very pretty and beautiful gal around my area, her father was a former commissioner and highly respected, i loved her and wanted to keep her forever, then anxiety set in and after the first time of sex with her, i couldnt maintain an erection with her anymore, i will be very hard and Hot but once she comes my dee will just go flaccid, the more we try to get it up, the more flat it becomes, but once she leaves the dee will immediately Jack up, it became bad that anytime she calls me and i hear" are you at home" my mind will just skip, anxiety sets in and the previous episodes of me not getting up will start playing in my mind.

TBH it did my affect my relationship with her, but after meeting a therapist, i learnt to relax and see my gal as any other gal, i stopped trying too hard to sexually impress her, i focused more on our friendship and less on sex.

the biggest mistake you can ever do is having it at the back of your mind like your doing now, with that you will never get erection with her cus the fear of not getting up will make it not to get up.

if it's possible tell her no sex for now, when she comes do not initiate sex, tell yourself you don't owe her and watch the anxiety disappear.
I wonder why guys are always at the receiving end of everything, while a woman just needs to open leg whether she likes you or not, whether she is anxious or not, the thing go enter.... I swear a man's world is not easy, see my man naw, see Toto em no fit chop.

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Food / Re: Recommend N3k Soup That Will Last For 1 Week For A Family Of 12 by klenton(m): 8:34pm On Apr 15, 2020
iykbethany:
I have just 3k and I want to cook soup that will last at least one week for a family of 12, that is me, my wife and our 10 children. My wife is 8 months pregnant and I don't want to disturb her. Please recommend the cheapest soup for a family of 12. Thanks
picture of you, the pregnant wife,10 children and get a support from me

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Health / Re: How I Found Out I Was HIV Positive!!! by klenton(m): 5:14pm On Apr 15, 2020
oga, what exactly is the moral of this your story, that once someone texts positive they should just marry their partner and procreate HIV free kids and everything will be okay??

if you don't want to tell a story and let people learn from your experience then dont
leaving out completely how u got the virus, handled the stigma and healed defeats what ever lesson your trying to put out there.

prevention as always is better than cure, from your story is obvious your family is rich and that explains why you have to get married immediately with the financial implications involved in not just the marriage but raising a family, yours might be an exception and that is not a lesson.

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Romance / Re: Sleeping With Married Women by klenton(m): 9:19am On Apr 14, 2020


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Religion / Re: How Will You Be Celebrating Your Easter Today? by klenton(m): 12:22pm On Apr 12, 2020
ohma456:
Nairalanders please help a brother, i haven't been to work for two weeks now due to this convid-19 no money and hunger is hitting hard. All my provisions has finished... 1k would go a long way God wil not put you to shame

3055877790 polaris bank
Samuel Emmanuel
just gave you 1k and some fractions...abeg manage

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Romance / Re: A Man Who Helps Ladies Without Asking For Sex In Return Is Called? by klenton(m): 12:44pm On Apr 10, 2020
Greatzeus:
If you can't help a lady without requesting for sex,if you help a guy,will you still request for sex? sad
A guy that u helped has more tendency of remembering you tomorrow, even if he doesn't pay you back, he might buy you beer, attend your occasions with envelope or even gist guys about how u helped him sometime, the point is that helping a guy cannot be the same with helping a woman, for starters, most girls think it is there right to be helped, they think for you to help them you must be after there kpekus, therefore your help means nothing and some wont even remember at all

personally ,i can never forget a guy that does as little as buying me drink, anywhere i see you i must reciprocate double

am not saying its all guys, but the percentage of guys to remember and reciprocate is higher.

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Romance / Re: I Asked My New Gf What She Likes About Me,she Said This. Now Am Losing My Esteem by klenton(m): 12:37am On Mar 31, 2020
L0ve:
My relationship is a month old, my girl has been really good to me. She is this high class babes that has dated big boys.
She always say if it's money she for no de with me. Note I earn close to a 100 per month but from her stories you know she has rich men disturbing her. In a scale of 10 she is an 8.5 and that's me been modest she is really hot and does not use makeup.
So I ask her what she like about me. She said I know how to use the magic stick. I was smiling when she said with your small rod.I Was like what embarassed she was like yes it's very small and very sweet.she noticed I was disappointed and change topic.
No girl ever told me my dick is small. Was she joking? Can a small dick really be sweet. I last very long what if I stop lasting long will she leave me. I love the way she is crazy about me. Help

can you show a pictorial evidence of the small dik, that might enable us decipher in what context she said and the probability of it been sweet.

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Romance / Re: Many Memes For My Redpill Guys. Get In Here. by klenton(m): 8:37pm On Mar 26, 2020
okeyben10:


Real name is Goller-Sojourner.
They simply a white family who adopted a black kid.

The nigerian family above were explained to be a case of miscegenation. DNA proved they were the biological parents. That child could as well have bn an albino


you would have also told us the identity and history of the other people used in the other memes, abi dem no dey exist

my friend just shut ur crap....those are just memes, its just for illustrations, and it doesnt take rocket science to understand that

the joke is actually on you.

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Romance / Re: I Got Embarrassed By Two Nairaland Guys At The Mall Today by klenton(m): 10:26am On Mar 25, 2020
Casalindal:
So I got really embarrassed by some uncultured men today at the mall.. simply because you got the privileged to see my picture doesn’t give you the right to come over and want to start a conversation.. it really sad that men will never respect themselves for God sake I was with my fiancé!!! And to even imagine this guys look dirty and smell bad was despicable .. please I post here for opinions and to seek advice I’m not here to be friends or bed anyone, I’m not on anyone level here. I don’t want tag your Nairalandmonika but please let what happen this morning do not repeat itself again

you and your HIV infested fiancee, yet ur talking about level....ewu gambia

with this epidemic in the country, yet your here forming imaginary celebrity with your cooked up bullshit

you be correct Ezi bida....abeg park one side, the world have a lot of issues on its hand now

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Romance / Re: My Boyfriend Called Me A Glutton And Broke Up With Me by klenton(m): 11:11pm On Mar 14, 2020
Paxie55:

Exactly. I eat alot, even more than the op. And my Boo, is very okay with it.
The guy is probably broke and afraid of future.
just shut up and curtail your eating habit
no one likes a glutton

for the fact that you can even say i eat A LOT means you have an issue

too much of everything is bad not to talk of food.

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Romance / Re: My Boyfriend Called Me A Glutton And Broke Up With Me by klenton(m): 11:08pm On Mar 14, 2020
funmisticqueen2:
Don't beg him fire. He's immature for not asking for your own story. If he can't accept your appetite, then he doesn't love you

cant you tell her to control her appetite
so if someone has a bad habit, people should accept it because of love, what happens to change??

so if i smoke weed now or drinks a lot you should accept cus of love..... rubbish

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Family / Re: My Husband Doesn’t Want My Son To Come And Stay With Us by klenton(m): 1:08pm On Mar 13, 2020
cr7lomo:
Women and selfishness are 5 and 6....look at the way they are condemning a man that did her a favour ( a true fact) ... Y are most women this dumb... How can u get pregnant for a man that u know nothing of his family TWICE!! Oh my ...that alone shows how weak mentally that woman is ..... Those saying he agreed initially but declined after marriage... So if u wanna by a car , after agreeing to pay , u find out that particular car is a post salvage vehicle , will u still buy it , knowing fully well that u don't want previously salvaged vehicles... Will u now force the person to buy it ?? Her siblings that are even blood rejected the boy , but u want a stranger just because he is husband to accept him ... A criminal in the making , so that he will come and destroy his own children... Men , pls b careful with women... They are very selfish and unreasonable beings

you epitomises foolishness, a replica of dundee
for christ sake were do you people creep out from, is this the kind of people i share cyber space with, oh lawd... your such a pathetic object, like at your illustration with a car, so human being has become a car, and even if it is, does your illustration match the issue at hand, you are a typical ewu gambia
Family / Re: My Husband Doesn’t Want My Son To Come And Stay With Us by klenton(m): 12:30pm On Mar 13, 2020
jelel6:
Please, for all the guys here who are apparently sympathetic to the Husband, I have a question for you...

How can a man marry a mother of two little kids who are not adults yet and NEEDS TO stay with their mom, would be so ungentlemanly after marriage to request a boy of 12 years begins looking for a relative to stay with whilst his mother is alive, well and capable to look after them?

I'm sure the woman lived with her son and daughter before the husband met them, why marry the mother only to push her son away? Why ask a woman to push her son away because of you?

Things took a hit financially, so you agree with the mother to take the boy to relatives pending improve conditions. Afterwards, the reasonable thing to do is to ask the boy back as soon as things improved. Common!

How can a man feel OKAY when his "marriage" separates his wife and her son?

If a husband CANNOT accept the children of his wife as his partial responsibility due to marriage, how can he then expect any relative whatsoever, to accept the children? Who can be closer to a child than a mom and a step-father?

Original poster @Vyvyanvyvy, if you were my sister, I'd be baffled as to why you'd marry a man who would refuse to allow a small boy stay with you guys. He cannot stay alone. Your husband's excuse that he will influence the girls negatively is simply some fake bullshiit I'd expect from an unthoughtful person.

If that boy were his, do you think he'll send him off to his own brother and leave him there because he's supposedly stealing #100 and biscuits? No! He'll never give up on his OWN CHILD. His own child will never run out of chances.

Besides, a 12 year old boy stealing is NOTHING NEW. Majority of boys did worse growing up. I Stole moms stuff too when I was younger. Majority of the guys or girls, men and women you see commenting here STOLE THINGS if they will be honest with you. But now is the time to straighten your son out. But you can only be sure the best training can be giving if he's with you.

In my short time existing, I've felt real pains when I see how some people treat their relatives who are not part of the immediate family.

I'd be honest to say I myself will not be keen to take in a relative who's not immediate nuclear family, that's the heart. But if I do (which is possible in all ramifications), I'm SURE I'll be Fair and just with them. So you'd understand me when I say I'll NEVER MARRY a woman who can't be fair with my wards. Even if she brought home that said relative, She must be fair and kind to them. And I'm ready to divorce them one after the other if need be.

Reason with your husband with respect and understanding. If he's still adamant, say your brother threatened to throw your son out so you have no other options than to go and bring him with you. If he's still insisting that NEVER means NEVER, I think you can be rest assured he's laying down the ultimate ultimatum, in no uncertain terms:

Son or Hubby? Choose!


your indeed blessed with wisdom, if i can see you i will definitely host you for a day

on your last conclusion that if the man says NEVER and insists on NEVER then she has a choice to make whether son or hubby? i say there is no choice to make, the man has already made the choice, the son stays with the mother, there are no two ways about it.

legally too that marriage is voidable as it was obtained by deceit.

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Romance / Re: I Regret Reading Ubunja's Miseducations by klenton(m): 4:42pm On Mar 05, 2020
ubunja:
I remember saying at one time that the greatest haters of the Miseducations are married men. They hate the miseducations more than women themselves. Oh how deep their hate runs! How bright and hot it burns!!

Which is funny because the Miseducations badmouth women NOT men. But men are the most offended. Riddle me that.

These married guys are just pissed they discovered the Red Pill too late when it can't help then in any way. They wish they knew earlier. And the things we talk about as regards to women's manipulations they see them daily. But they can't just up and leave because they are married.

What they'll do though, to gain some peace of mind, is to attack the redpill. No no, they can't ignore and mind their own business. They really can't. But will forever troll the threads "Liking" other haters' comments and responding to each other strengthening each other.

THEY ARE SCREWED AS FAR AS LOVE IS CONCERNED. Because they don't even know the Redpil can still help them as married men. Guess they're incurable as you say bossman.
.

I can boldly say that your topics are truly eye opening and enlightening, am indeed marvelled as to the wisdom in one man

but saying the greatest haters are mostly married pple is indeed been myopic, am a married man and even before now i know the key to women is all you have been saying and as married man it works even better because ur in a position to check the manipulations both within your marriage and outside your marriage
every woman deep down likes an alpha male thats the way they are wired no woman truly values a sissy man, so when ur married and an alpha male it makes your wife to submit willingly and naturally loyal

i dont see why a married man should hate your topics or be jealous, i think they need it more cus they are the most vulnerable, they are the ones single gals tend to exploit and manipulate the more and that exploitation invariably destroys their marriage only because they think they are in love with the single when indeed he is been used

we are all adults, too much of everything is definitely bad, balancing is key
i can tell you that i am an alpha male and my marriage is the most peaceful and happiest... its enough if i can say it

finally in kudos to you...even the bible said " my people perish for lack of knowledge" so knowledge is key and thats what u bring to the table.

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