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Romance / Re: I Need Mature Advice, Please. My Bf Had An Affair!! by klenton(m): 7:34pm On Apr 02, 2019
Tessasset:

Thanks for this advice

from all u have said your boyfriend is a good guy
it takes lots of guts and genuineness for a guy to tell another lady that he loves you and wont leave u
yes he messed up big time and definitely deserves to get his ass kicked but then who doesnt mess up ?
you should give him a second chance, its obvious he clearly loves you and you shouldn't take it for granted, most guyz including me would have denied your existence in that chat
this is a good case of the devil u know been better than the angel u dont know

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Romance / Re: Nigerian Man Shares His First Sexual Experience At 7yrs With His Dad Maid by klenton(m): 8:54am On Mar 29, 2019
there is no body that molestation doesnt leave a scar on

the experience is better imagined, i remember those days as a child at the block rosary, this gal will be beating me nd be rubbing my dick, while placing my other hand in her vj, the beating was to discipline me which was just a decoy
Romance / Re: Please Am New Here To spread the gospel , Come And Welcome Me Husbandsnatcha by klenton(m): 5:08pm On Mar 28, 2019
Adaibeku:
Men here ar so wild than in facebook

So ur from ibeku umuahia, lets see let me welcome u personally

unlike boxer i wont be needing ur anus, am okay with the puzzy
Romance / Re: The Risk Some Girls Take Just For Sex. by klenton(m): 12:51pm On Mar 28, 2019
u never hear that saying that "women reason 1% above fowls"

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Romance / Re: Statements/words You Frequently Hear In Prostitute's House Or Brothel by klenton(m): 5:03pm On Mar 26, 2019
Kingsley10000:
Only in Ashawo house u will hear dis:

1. Abeg cum make I wear cloth.



2. Oga do fast naa.

3. See dis osho free man, u like better toto u no wan pay money.

4. Make am 5k nah, i go Bleep u well.

5. U neva release? Haa!!!

6. Na only Bleep u pay for oo, no dey touch my breast.

7. Bros abeg do, make i go hustle.

8. Customer, customer hw far naa.

9. Add 1k make i suck ur prick.



10. See ur small prick (chuckles).

11. Wetin naa. Since u dey do dis tin u nefa cum. Toto dey pepper me abeg.

12. Hw much u giv me wey u dey find doggy?

13. Come I will do u well 2day.

14. Abeg get up, e don do. Na so una go dey take tramadol.

15. Na ur mama leg u wan carry up. Abeg respect ursef

16. Wetin u drink come?

17. Oga ppl dey wait outside, hurry up abeg.



18. No carry dat condom comot here oo. No be me una go use do juju .

19. Na talk u wan talk abi na Bleep.

20. Hian!!! Abeg i no dey kiss.

21. Na on top 1,500 u wan change style?

22. No dey turn turn me like dat biko.

23. Oga i swear if dis condom burst u must bring money for medicine oo.

24. Oga yellow, come Bleep better toto.

25. Fine boy come naa, i will do u frm back.

26. Abeg i no dey suck prick for 2k.

27. Wait make i see dat boil for ur prick. Na so una go dey carry disease.

28. Dis one don pass short time oo.

29. Oga abeg use condom, abi u wan share goloria giv me?

30. Touching body - 200, kissing mouth - 250, suckn breast - 300, short time - 500, skin to skin- 1000. Overnight - 2500. If u wan suckn prick u add ₦500

Add yours

my guy u don tey for this bussiness
u no be today meat for brothel world

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Romance / Re: Black Woman Arrested In The UK For Turning A White Man To Pet by klenton(m): 7:53am On Mar 26, 2019
khiaa:


Of course, she's a dominatrix and there is no victim in this case, its all business,

your right.
Romance / Re: Black Woman Arrested In The UK For Turning A White Man To Pet by klenton(m): 7:38am On Mar 26, 2019
khiaa:


Killed for what, don't you know he is paying her to treat him like the animal he is. Those people are sick in the head.

she is a dominatrix, and yes she is paid for it

its actually a sexual fantasy

and the victim is an adult, who must have given her full consent

there is no way she can be arrested

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Romance / Re: She Still Brought Herself Again Today - Photos by klenton(m): 7:11pm On Mar 21, 2019
stupidity:
Sense has left you.

coming from stupidity
Romance / Re: Would You Buy This Perfume For 471 Million Naira? by klenton(m): 6:47pm On Mar 18, 2019
i can only buy the perfume if i spray it in lagos and someone in ibadan can perceive it

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Education / Re: Meet Stephanie Idolor That Interviewed Success, The Sapele Schoolgirl by klenton(m): 8:28am On Mar 18, 2019
this is like telling me to see the envelope that brought the letter

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Romance / Re: God! by klenton(m): 10:33am On Mar 16, 2019
victorian:
...My dear peeps, God is the same today , yesterday and forever . cheesy

Something happened last night , and God revealed He is indeed powerful .
I was sleeping peacefully in my apartment when I heard loud voices downstairs with people screaming Femi! Femi! Femiiii!

I was like who is Femi quarreling with at this time of the night , sighs this guy sef !

And I went back to sleep. Within few minutes I heard loud banging on my door and quickly woke up and I was like , is it thieves ?
I went close to the door and screamed who is it ! Two of my neighbours shouted back: its us o! Femi is dying ! Please come o!

I was like dying ke! I quickly wore my gown long and grabbed my holy water ,which I normally use on rare occasions of dizzy spells .

I rushed downstairs with them. I saw Femi lyin on the floor ,his eyes turning white , and people gathering calling his name . I went close to him, sprinkled my water on him and I placed my hand on his head and started praying and decreeing whatever has entered his body must leave now! Any spirit of death I cast you out! You don't belong here ! Leave ! In the name of Jesus ! Get out!!

As I was praying his white eyes came down and we could see his black pupils . then he tried standing but we held him down , then few mins he vomitted , three times and one of the women brought water and washed his face and he fainted again.

They were panicking , I said no! Don't panick he's fine .. Let's place him on his bed and leave him till tomorrow ,,God has taken control.

So they checked his breathing he was breathing well and softly .

This morning , him and some neighbours came to my flat and knocked . I opened he was looking alive soft and very OK. With smiles .

I was so happy! They were all thanking me. I said its not me. Its God who did it . let's glorify God . cheesy
One of the men said he wanted to pray on the guy but he received shock on his palms and he stopped looked at Femi, then he tried to pray , the same shock!
He said ha! This is not ordinary o

Then someone said let's call Vicky she goes to one army church like that ,she can help.. That's how they came to meet me.

So I asked Femi! Femi what really happened?

Femi is an undergraduate of unilag . He went to school yesterday for lectures . as he was coming back home before he got to the school gate . someone he didn't know tapped him and said guy! A lady is doing her bday , let's celebrate with her , come join us , enough to eat and drink.

He followed the guy and he saw students celebrating . he said he just need coke and drink. He waa given . he ate and bade the celebrant happy birthday and started his journey home .

He said , his eyes and mind was clear as he walked home but on getting to the gate of our compound , and screaming mai guard name, he didn't know when he fainted . and that's how maiguard saw him and was screaming we all should come out and see o!.

He said that was what happened and he didn't take any alcohol .


I said Femi be careful what u eat from strangers . be very very careful . but let's thank God for saving you . its all God !

My people I thank God o! This Femi is too open minded and trusting ..I pray his healing is permanent in Jesus name , Amen! cheesy cheesy grin

GreatReasearcher !!!!! Come and see God's wonders cheesy


God is indeed faithful

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Romance / Re: God! by klenton(m): 10:32am On Mar 16, 2019
UyaiIncomparabl:
This mad woman again! Religion has eaten into your rat infested brain. Naso you for just kee person pikin throway. Both you, your neigbours are all mad.

ah ah..she snatch your boyfriend ni!!!
na wao for u oo
Romance / Re: "How To Be A Facebook Prostitute by klenton(m): 7:19pm On Mar 12, 2019
lol
Romance / Re: The Secrets Of Nwaamaikpe by klenton(m): 7:08pm On Mar 12, 2019
ShinqRambq:
There be no single word like stupidness,it is stupidity,darkie savvy
your stupidity begat stupidness, its a new word and your the first beneficiary.

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Romance / Re: Solution: Mother In-law, Embarrasses Son In-law Publicly, Family Separates. by klenton(m): 4:20pm On Mar 11, 2019
so who do you wnt us to help?
mr A or mrs B?
maybe mr C below might have a solution
Politics / Re: Breaking! Orji Kalu Sweeps Polling Unit With Wide Margin. by klenton(m): 8:36pm On Mar 09, 2019
man wey sabi....the gladiator of our time

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Politics / Re: Some Idiots Conduct Burial For Akpabio by klenton(m): 7:15pm On Feb 27, 2019
they are not idiots, they are patriots

the akpaamu of akpabio derserves more that what he got

he is the biggest sellout since brutus of julio ceaser.

he is finished politically unless he donates his yansh for abba kyari to boomerang

let him come and be senate president let me see.....ewu gambia

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Romance / Re: She Broke Up With Me And Told Me I Am Destined To Be Poor by klenton(m): 5:37pm On Feb 27, 2019
Curvinus:
Op you need to stop blaming the poor lady. She has what the world wants - primal capital and she is ready to make the best out of what she has. You on the other hand want primal capital but you lack the wherewithal to get and keep one.

You can consider all of what you did for her in the past as what gave you access to her honeypot. But sadly, as you have realized, they are not enough to tie her down to a spot. The girl was never and has never been yours because her beauty is in high demand and the big spenders are smashing her.

I've dated similar girls in the past and they're always like this. But instinctively, unlike you op, I never went out of my way to do things for them. So it was always easy to detach and hop to the next one.

As for how to get her out of your head, you must know that she was never yours at any point in time. She was only loyal to you because of the goodies she was receiving from you. But now she has moved on to another more financially buoyant dude because ladies like her are rich men's cum dumpster. Some rich men get high adrenaline rush from dumping cum in them and they don't care that they are lavishing money on these hoez.

But it is madness for you as a financially unstable young man to want to spend such obscene money just to bleep stupid puci. This is what you have been doing all these while and now youre hooked.

I suggest you just blank her out of your mind for now and move on with your life.

is it possible to like your comment a thousand times

op listen to this and apply it in your future endeavors but for now accept the pains, get involved in other things that catches ur fancy, if u hang out then hang out more, las las u go dey alright
Nairaland / General / Re: thanks everyone by klenton(m): 11:29am On Feb 25, 2019
Lizjane18:



Hello sir, good morning sir.. God bless you sir, Pls I need ur assistance sir

u should have received it cus its zenith bank transfer
Nairaland / General / Re: thanks everyone by klenton(m): 11:24am On Feb 25, 2019
Lizjane18:


Good morning sir...

morning dear...how is the quest to raise money going?

i just transffered a token to u..confirm wen u get it

meanwhile i advise that u pay in whatever u have to the portal or school whichever, i believe i will be allowed to take the test.

good luck dear
Nairaland / General / Re: thanks everyone by klenton(m): 11:16am On Feb 24, 2019
Op how much have u gotten
i want to contribute my widows mite

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Nairaland / General / Re: thanks everyone by klenton(m): 11:01am On Feb 24, 2019
nwanneniressure:
i ignored a rat.
Wow,so proud of myself

u may think ur hiding under the cover of the internet but the darkness in you is like night fall.

the truth is that u dont even realize how miserable and entrapped you are but you will soon but then it must have been too late and there wont be anybody to help, thats when u will now self destruct

the above is exactly what will happen to u and not an insult unless u turn a new leaf starting by apologizing to the Op

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Nairaland / General / Re: thanks everyone by klenton(m): 10:33am On Feb 24, 2019
nwanneniressure:
angry
Like that changes anything.
Hope you know you can defer your admission till when you are financially ok?
Because if we raise your fees,are we going to be buying your books,feeding you and take care of your medical expenses if need be?no of course.
So you should make the smart choice of pulling out till you make some Money for yourself.
Or you can try "runs" if you have the looks.
Many succesful women today did it at one point in their lives.
My humble opinion wink




menn who is this useless idiot

my brother u need help seriously,
how can one person have such trash inside him, ur just a refuse dump

for Christ sake whats wrong in seeking for help, everybody needs help once in a while, no matter who you are

and for this trash u vomited, may u never recieve help when u need it.

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Celebrities / Re: Phyno Hangs Out With Lewis Hamilton In Spain by klenton(m): 8:12am On Feb 21, 2019
fx45:
Indomie generation.

What happened to Michael Schumacher?

you really sound infantile

hamilton has already beaten Schumacher's all time pole position record

three of Schumacher's 7 seven titles is tainted with cheating

hamilton has won four of the last five world titles and is still very much active

he is the first black formula one racer and its only champion

he has dominated his era and is definitely the greatest of his time

there is a school of thought that if he raced during Schumacher's time he would have beaten him hands down

if you were not ignorant u would have seen where i wrote" for me he is the greatest"
Celebrities / Re: Phyno Hangs Out With Lewis Hamilton In Spain by klenton(m): 7:23pm On Feb 20, 2019
gizmoh27:
where u leave michael schumacher



mechael schumacher is definitely a formula one great but for me arguably hamilton is the greatest

to break into an all white sports and dominate it, winning the world title four times in five years

having the most race wins in a single year among other ground breaking feats

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Celebrities / Re: Phyno Hangs Out With Lewis Hamilton In Spain by klenton(m): 6:59pm On Feb 20, 2019
lewis hamilton for me is the greatest formula one driver of all time.

the first formula one black driver and its first and only champion

A five time world champion, and obviously the greatest driver of his era

the dude is a living legend and phyno is lucky to be in the presence of greatness.

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Romance / Re: What Was The Dumbest Thing You Ever Did To Impress A Girl/guy? by klenton(m): 11:41pm On Feb 05, 2019
I was a 10 year old boy trying to "toast" ( that's what we called it back then) a 15years old girlk, she will like me and become closer to me. And he said he had tried it on another girl of that same age and it worked.

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Romance / Re: Husbands Lack Of Sex And Intimacy In Our Marriage by klenton(m): 9:05am On Jan 23, 2019
why do i have the feeling the op is fake
u said ur a British citizen but your English doesn't look British and the words are mostly incorrect

but if ur real then ur hubbys problem could be that he is gay
Crime / Re: 85-year-old Woman Imprisoned In Abia Over Son’s Crime. Photo by klenton(m): 1:30pm On Jan 16, 2019
pls op how can i get in contact with this pple or u, if the story is true,i really would wnt to help

pls send me a pm for more information, am a legal practitioner based in umuahia.
Politics / Re: 2019 Presidential Election - Prediction And Analysis Of Possible Outcome by klenton(m): 1:08pm On Jan 13, 2019
the ops analysis lacks indepth analytical skills, 2015 is a never a yard stick in this election, if anything it has demystified that " buhari and sai baba" syndrome...many northerners are awake to the fact that buhari is not a god but a confused, empty little man and all this will play out in this election

dont forget this is no more the south vs the north, were an average northerner believes a southerner shouldn't govern, now its all from thier region and they are both powerful fulanis and this means both the sultanate ant the Emirates will be at best apolitical

in 2015 i predicted a buhari win and even won 50k bet on it, but this time the only way i see buhari win is by outright and broad daylight robbery.

let me tell u something even with the whole federal might, money and police pdp still did marvelous in ekiti and osun which infact many people believe pdp won.

now to my prediction, this is atikus election to lose, states like kano will be highly divided with cult like kwankwasiya movement, in sokoto with the incumbent tambuwal as governor and seeking reelection its not going to be bussiness as usual in bauchi with APC loosing dogara and co they must have lost ground, in NC taraba is for pdp with danjuma and the governor especially now that mama taraba is no more in APC, plateau state i believe even the governorship will go to PDP with gen useni as its candidate lalong is a gonner and that will show in the presidential election, kogi, benue ofcourse will be divided.

in sw, pdp will sure do well in states like lagos, oyo, osun , ekiti, ondo even ogun, surely they will do better than 2015,

in NE gombe with dankwanbo is definetly pdp, then jigawa with lamido is swing state, i dont believe atiku will lose Adamawa if u dont know even though atiku is in PDP her daughter is a commissioner in the state

SS and SE..even though buhari will get appreciable buharis but it will be insignificant and less than atikus in road in NE, NW and NC, unlike some permutations akwa ibom is all pdp and ebonyi is pdp full time, i dont know were the idea of umahi supporting buhari comes from the last time he didnt even allow them use the stadium for campaigns, and anambra is surely pdp no matter obianos gimmicks, u think the removal of the anambra speaker is in vain? obiano is the target

i strongly predict an atiku presidency and i havnt taken in the Consideration obasanjos factor who who every body that has become president in nigeria since the democracy he has endorsed while the ones without his endorsement fails.

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