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Romance / Re: . by klenton(m): 5:15pm On Dec 29, 2018
victorian:






Am telling u.


I then realise, why he's still single.

Too bad



what about why ur still single, all ur experiences with guyz have been nothing to write home about and u think its nothing to do with you?

to start with who finishes two packs of HUNGRY MAN indomie? even if u havnt eaten for 5 days, like seriously we are nt even talking about super pack bt hungry man pack...my dear u must be a disgusting fat glutton and in truth u need help

keep telling urself "after all how much is it" its nt about the many after all 4 cups of garri is 100 naira so that means u will finish it

a piece of adivise for u...no man want a glutton ( except maybe a fellow glutton) its disgusting and unlady like.

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Romance / Re: . by klenton(m): 5:06pm On Dec 29, 2018
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Politics / Re: APC Announces 2019 Presidential Campaign Council (Full List) by klenton(m): 12:22pm On Dec 28, 2018
there is nothing in that list, how can a presidential candidate be the chairman of its presidential campaign committee of his own election, wont the load be too much?others should do the work for him, bring out ideas and strategies and only brief him for approval or otherwise,

even the vice president and the national chairman who should focus on the main campaign and leave strategy to other high influential non contestants to iron it out....this is wrong calculation and utter rubbish


PDP for me has got it right by the having the number three citizen in the country who is not contesting to head its presidential campaign committee therefore allowing atiku to focus on other issues more important like money.

moreover the PDP has governors as its zonal co ordinators while APC has senotors

for me PDP has got it right and are ready for this election

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Family / Re: My Teenage Sister Already Having Sex With Yahoo Boys & My Father Is An Extremist by klenton(m): 12:26am On Dec 28, 2018
u dont handle this kind of issue with kid gloves if u do it will be so late by the time u realise it and ur sister will be long gone

there are so many things u pple can do. first of all enroll her in a monastery or convent for reverend sisters

secondly send her to the village to stay with ur grand ma were she will be farming and fetching water from the stream with that she will understand life

thirdly...how does she leave the house to start with, lock her inside the room it will only be opened when food is been brought, seize all her means on communication and keep a close eye on her for one week...she must turn a new leaf

finally if all this steps fail just send her abroad atleast she will only disgrace her self and not the family
Romance / Re: What's Your Budget For This Xmas? by klenton(m): 2:20pm On Dec 23, 2018
the xmas season is not just about 25th its the whole xmas holidays culminating after 1st january


as for me my budget for the holiday period is about 100k which in really i will have to manage.
Family / Re: My Brother's Relationship Is Under A Serious Threat by klenton(m): 8:13am On Nov 27, 2018
[color=#006600][/color][quote author=Rosarie post=73273492]over SaBI.mummy's boy that for ur bro while u re a brother pokenoser.i hope any issue he has at home he will keep calling you.what is ur business in their marriage.cant he handle this little issue .na wa to.pls face front ND mind ur business oga.u go and marry.so tey u Kno their initial agreement.leave ur brother and the wife to quarrel and settle themselves.its challenges in marriage that makes the bond stronger.ur brother was crying;give am feeding bottle.






shocked[quote author=Rosarie post=73273492]over SaBI.mummy's boy that for ur bro while u re a brother pokenoser.i hope any issue he has at home he will keep calling you.what is ur business in their marriage.cant he handle this little issue .na wa to.pls face front ND mind ur business oga.u go and marry.so tey u Kno their initial agreement.leave ur brother and the wife to quarrel and settle themselves.its challenges in marriage that makes the bond stronger.ur brother was crying;give am feeding bottle.






chisos...are u the brothers wife ni??
Romance / Re: Handsome Groomsman At A Jos Wedding That Got People Talking by klenton(m): 11:50am On Nov 26, 2018
me i know see handsome i know see the money....just one random guy in a suit
Romance / Re: Why Is It So Difficult To Get A Girlfriend? by klenton(m): 7:37pm On Nov 22, 2018
maybe u have mouth odour

just go to a corner cover ur mouth with ur hand and blow Air...u will see what i mean.

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Romance / Re: Fever Video: Who Noticed This? by klenton(m): 12:46pm On Oct 25, 2018
this guyz have been fuvvvvking since 1960
by the way tiwa savage is alwayz like a goat on a heat
not surprising at all.

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Romance / Re: I May Never Have Peace Of Mind Again After What Happened by klenton(m): 8:02am On Oct 24, 2018
honestly @czarina is just myopic and infantile...the young man has apologised and dropped his number as u requested, which was the exact thing u wanted him to do and even offered to go to the hospital....so whats the heck again, why handing off his case, except u never wanted to help

human beings are very fast to judge and because ur privileged now u think everybody must respond at ur pace

thanks at johnnyspute for ur offer i also wanna be involved.

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Romance / Re: .. by klenton(m): 7:38am On Oct 24, 2018
she is simply afraid of falling in love again after her previous disappointments

in a nutshell she is saying she loves u but the thoughts of falling in love again gives her butterflies i.e ( makes her anxious, afraid, uncomfortable..etc) therefore u should feed the butterflies first ( in otherwords make her trust you and give her enough reasons to overcome her fears).

hope the above helps......but pls when u finally succeds in getting her mad over in love with u( which by the way she already is) dont hurt her....she actually seems like a nice gal, believe me i know.

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Food / Re: Easy Home-made Chocolate Chip Banana Bread by klenton(m): 2:36pm On Sep 20, 2018
is that a sex doll on the seventh pic
Romance / Re: Abeg Give Me Your Fone Make I Flash Person ... Reply As A Stingy Neighbors by klenton(m): 3:32pm On Sep 17, 2018
I do not distribute my number unnecessarily. Flashing someone (an attempt to make them call back on my number) is contrary to my privacy code. It exposes my number to unwanted callers and has a potential for spamming

So therefore, I can't help you. Sorry





me: dont worry i will hide your number.
Romance / Re: My Girl Doesn't Want To Marry Me Because We Are From Different Churches by klenton(m): 7:51pm On Sep 13, 2018
Am baffled by most comments here, u chastises the catholic church and the pope, yet u kneel down for ur pastor and call him daddy and the wife mummy meanwhile u dnt respect ur biological parents, u say catholics worship regalias and statue yet u tie ur pastors bandana and use his stickers everywhere, what hypocrite?


To the advice, my brother do not leave ur faith for anything or anybody, religion is about believe and what works for u, if ur fiancee cant respect ur faith or atleast allow u to practice what u believe then whats the point, today it is ur religion, tomorrow it could be ur father, mother or siblings thats the problem and u need to stop seeing them

moreover who is she to even think her Church is better than urs, that believe alone shows she is myopic and ignorant.

all these pple kicking catholic church yet catholic is still the single largest Christian denomination in the world, no wonder it was written that no forces of evil shall ever prevail against it.

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Celebrities / Re: John Dumelo Touching Statue Of Jesus In Montreal Catholic Church by klenton(m): 6:26pm On Aug 06, 2018
No scripture, just stories? Please 2 Timothy 4




even the devil quotes scripture, is no big deal.
just tell me where i can bow to God and i will rest my case
Celebrities / Re: John Dumelo Touching Statue Of Jesus In Montreal Catholic Church by klenton(m): 5:57pm On Aug 06, 2018
why are pple very myopic and idiotic? some keep asking is that God? like they know where he is, honestly some pples reasoning is far below that of a fowl, the bible said God is everywhere, so whats wrong if he is in a statue.

ok now pls tell me where u wnt him to bow, show me where God is let me go and bow there, Thats a church for crying out loud and thats the house of God

every religion uses something to depict God and connect with him, it doesnt mean they arr worshiping that object. the traditionalist use carved object while the god is buried underneath, same thing with budhims, jewish, moslems bow to an empty space


the point is nobody has seen God or know where he is, so why d heck are u asking is he dia ? where is he?

finally religion is about faith only, if i begin to defer to a stone as God, the stone after a while will start acting like one, if a use statue to connect to my God and believe it. it will start working........simple
Romance / Re: Nairalander Chills With Nicki Minaj by klenton(m): 12:27pm On Jul 25, 2018
lol
Celebrities / Re: Kechi Okwuchi Rocks Bikini At Daytona Beach In The US by klenton(m): 4:11pm On Jul 16, 2018
i love and respect her courage but that bikini looks like shimi.

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Business / Re: Chief Obinna Iyiegbu Surprises His Staff With Brand New Lexus SUV by klenton(m): 8:13pm On May 24, 2018
now this is what i call a gift....not lindas 100k to that mad woman

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Romance / Re: She Is Pregnant For Me But I Am Not Ready by klenton(m): 9:15am On Jan 20, 2018
i dont think that baby is urs

i think the lady was already pregnant before meeting u
the whole thing was just premeditated thats why she is insisted on u going in without protection and promising that she wont get pregnant

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Romance / Re: Hilarious Memes About The Girl That Proposed To Her Boyfriend And Got Rejected by klenton(m): 2:03pm On Jan 18, 2018
nice one...bt what of pple like us wey they imagine how the gal go dey for bed?

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Romance / Re: After SARS Harassment Today - Photos/video by klenton(m): 8:38pm On Jan 11, 2018
Stop talking nonsense
Please shut up




no he is not
Romance / Re: I Am Bored, Sad And Slipping Into Depression by klenton(m): 8:26pm On Jan 11, 2018
go out more, be around friends and loved ones

there are pple in worst situations and going through worst phases...take solace in that
Romance / Re: Come Oh!!.. So transgendered Exist, Like Really Really Exist Among Us Here. Am Shocked by klenton(m): 11:50am On Jan 11, 2018
my question is..what was on d gals mind? how does her clients Bleep her then? cus obviously dats nt her first time hustling
Romance / Re: Advice Me Pls... by klenton(m): 11:41am On Jan 11, 2018
if he opens his mouth while asleep u close it for him now...wat are friends for

bt on a serious note ur nt sexually attracted to him now dat ur dating.....how much more wen u get married.


ur just nt into this man...its simple ask ur self if u cn put up with those turn offs if not walk away...cus they will only get worse wen u move in permanently
by then it wont be only his mouth that is open while sleeping, he could be farting too

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Romance / Re: Know Your Birthday Twinny!!!!! by klenton(m): 1:59pm On Jan 07, 2018
[quote author=CyberGypsy post=63897105]January 14th
same here
Celebrities / Re: Phyno, Flavour & Zoro Slammed By Born Again Lady: You Aren't Fit To Sing For God by klenton(m): 11:00am On Dec 25, 2017
behold all man have fallen short of the glory of God.

no body is worthy to even sing for God

but by his grace we all can....cus we are products of grace not law

the lady op is talking about is grossly ignorant, let her dont be surprise if God dances to when phyno and co are singing and frowns when she sings
Education / Re: Ignorance Or Laziness: Which Is Worse? by klenton(m): 7:43am On Dec 08, 2017
What is worse-- to be lazy or to be ignorant? Now, keep in mind that there are a buch of positives (capability to improve) and negatives for both. I'm curious to hear everyone's opinions!




both are bad

but an ignorant man is far worse

no wonder the bible said "my people perish for lack of knowlegde"

the worst attribute of an ignorant man is that he doesnt even know he doesnt know and most time they end up arguing with u instead of learning


a lazy man by the way if he is smart can be successful infact i have never equated hardwork with success, (just ask drivers and truck pushers)

some pple sleep more than they work and yet they are rich, a lazy man with information will be successful but a hardworking ignorant man is just running in circles and they only way he will go is DOWNWARDS
Romance / Re: Photo Of My Apartment Has Gone Viral - See Screenshot by klenton(m): 2:59pm On Dec 03, 2017
[quote author=MCzubby247 post=62938980] I beg pack well jor. hater spotted.




ur the one to pack well celebrating mediocrity
i cant sleep in that ops house with foam on the flour
Properties / Re: Photos Of My Apartment After Renovation For Christmas -phoros by klenton(m): 6:28pm On Dec 02, 2017
u even put foam for ground.....still dey form
grow up boy, some people here have houses of thier own yet they dont make noise
Romance / Re: What Line Will You Use To Ask Me Out? by klenton(m): 10:48pm On Nov 27, 2017
send me ur account number

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