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indodon:
so the dude borrow shirt from babe.....








chai!!

i dey tell u.....the guy get phd for trolling

Martin0:
The Negative Effects of Religion


So many times, I see people run from pillar to post
looking for spiritual solution to their problems, most
of which are physical. I agree, to an extent, that the
spiritual controls the physical. But we sometimes
bring problems upon ourselves only to start
bothering God unnecessarily. You eat all the junks
and rubbish while ignoring good foods and when
problem sets in, you begin to disturb God. You know
that certain foods are to be avoided because diabetes
runs in your family, but you go on eating without
control and when arthritis and diabetes set in, you
start running from one prayer contractor to another
and swallow the nonsense they tell you about
someone dropping something in your compound.
You are in the hospital about to lose your life because
your pelvis is small for the baby or the baby is too big
and not well positioned. Then your doctor suggests
you undergo a Caesarean Section only for you to start
binding and casting and calling one illiterate and
ignorant person who tells you that is not your
portion. A friend died because his pastor
kicked against blood transfusion when doctors saw
that at the only way out.

What is wrong in your giving birth through CS?

However God choses to deliver you is supernatural,
what matters is that you and your baby are alive and
well. God wasn't stupid when He gave science the
brain to come up with that intervention.

You do things to make your marriage hit the rocks
and then you start running to those who are ever
ready with prophecies of you having spiritual
husband and wife or someone carrying calabash
against you, possibly your step-mother and mother-
in-law.

You have suddenly become the man's punching bag
and instead of you running to spare your life, some
miserable comforters are there asking you to stay
and keep praying. God has given you those legs, run
and keep praying.

You were busy dressing like his mother, you didn't
know that he would get attracted to his secretary?
You use demeaning words on her, hit her as often as
you like, and talk to her like she's your slave. You
listened to your ignorant pastor who told you that
wearing those sexy lingerie for your husband
initiates you into the marine kingdom.

He loves the woman-on-top position but you chose to
listen to false teachers who told you that anything
outside the missionary sex position is wrong?

She complained about not getting good sex from you and instead of you finding a way to make it. beautiful, you
accused her of being a prostitute; you told her that
she cannot enjoy you because of the different men
she has been with. What you don't know is that
women are no longer ignorant of their sexuality and
sexual needs; just like you, they want to experience
good orgasm.

They tell you to face the spiritual more than the
physical and so you foolishly ignore your wife all in
the name of vigil and fasting? You go to sit with your
"daadyyy" and "muumyyy" from morning to night
ignoring your spouse? Get ready for the problems
that will come up as a result of your actions.

Discover God yourself and stop listening to people
who feed and thrive on your ignorance. You are not
married and so once they come to you, the first thing
they tell you is that you have a spiritual spouse. Once
they tell you that you have a spirit husband or wife
and you swallow that rubbish, you are finished
because imaginary spirit husband or wife will begin
to appear to you. And who told them you must be
married at a certain age? Sure Pastor Kumuyi's wife
who married at 65 was told all sorts by some prayer
contractors.

They are ever ready with fake prophecies and vision
for you. They would rather find a way to take the little
you have away from you instead of helping you to get
up.

A lady once told me how her pastor told her to buy
everything a woman wears for his wife if she needed
deliverance. When this woman came, she wasn't
even talking about her own problem but the problem
of raising money to buy things for her pastor's wife.
Thank God she came in contact with someone like
me who won't bait an eyelid in telling the truth. I
gave her twenty thousand Naira to go feed her
helpless children and never go back to the crook. I
know some will be quick to remind me that the
widow of Zarephat fed the prophet with her last; I
know that already.

Con men and women are thriving in your ignorance. I
wish you can see how these guys operate and devise
ways to rip you off. I wish you can see them discuss
how to share proceeds from their fraud after the
acrobatics from the guest speaker. I wish you would
see how they strike a deal for the guest preacher to
raise five million Naira (in God's name) after which
he takes a certain percentage. He must deliver in
God's name. I wish you get to realize that some of
them, after preaching in your church, never returned
because they had issues with your senior pastor over
sharing formular or they didn't raise enough to settle
their bills.

Don't get me wrong; I have done stupid and unusual
things for the kingdom of God. But the way I see it go
in Africa, we have lost our brains to religion. Just like
the missionaries, the preachers have come to us with
the Bible and the Plough. Prayer contractors are
thriving and living big, thanks to our stupidity and
gullibility.

Young woman stop that seed sowing for husband.
God will give you husband when and if He wants to.
Everyone must not even be married. Just live and
enjoy your beautiful life.

Woman, who told you that you are incomplete
without a male child? I hear some speak against IVF
and artificial insemination; it would surprise you to
note that a good number of those testimonies you
hear of God blessing after years of waiting came to
be as a result of IVF. But they will not tell you during
testimony because some of you will begin to see
them as faithless and on their way to hell.

Time is a great healer and it has it's way of taking
care of issues. Whatever comes your way, just
commit it to God and watch Him direct your path.
You need no middle man, except Jesus, to obtain
mercy and grace from His throne in your time of
need. All things work together for good to anyone
that loves God and is called according to his purpose.

Learn to wait on God. Allow Him to be God.
Stop helping them to thrive on your ignorance. A
good number of today's preachers are not different
from our politicians. But a day of reckoning is
coming, they won't be spared.

come take time, how u go write all dis thing

na u buy data for me

hahahaha.....wahala dey oo

indodon:
abeg finish go give adamu him shirt

which adamu...na aisha blouse be dat.

Martin0:
Aaaaaa mehn na my turn today hahahahahah op this your trolling eh

ur officially nairalands no 1 troller......congrats

WarriDemon890:
And he made it all the way to HushPuppi instagram page.

instagram wetin?? 4 were?

from reliable information dis should be be moniker martins o...i think he did a good job.

[quote author=celestialdamsel post=59155143]That's the problem with guys, they think we don't have the money and offer sex instead but what they don't know is that we have the money and they can keep the s*x[/quote



and yet u went borrowing

celestialdamsel:
Guys, why can't you just give?

what do u wnt them to ask in return? the money u dont have?

Shroud:
The punches are making your fingers stutter, please, let to calm down , breath in easily before trying to launch a counter attack

Alright, I will take you to history lessons.

* South Africa repatriated some Nigerians for entering the country with fake yellow fiver vaccine cards. Now that's quite a valid reason for repatriation in time any where.

But you've always been our bîtxh and puppet so Nigeria repatriated eighty-something south Africans for NO LEGAL REASONS. And your President was on the air apologising like dog to its master.

Your Government literally flung the gates of south Africa wide open for Nigerian professionals, businessmen , entrepreneurs and drug lords to colonise your streets and turn your youths into obsessive junkies and your women as sex slaves.

My car parts dealer has two children , a boy and a girl from your women. They are here in Nigeria while the mom is still in south denied the opportunity of motherhood.

* Alright another one: 2015 a private Nigerian with Government connection flew into south Africa with hard cash broking all south African regulations and security and money law. South Africa still return the cash with apologies.

Listen son, Your fathers aren't built for modern cohabitation, they were designed especially for jungle acrobatics and tree-hoping.

Any attempt to pretend you're an evolved human is laughable.

Now provide us with proof that a governor here was asking for food aid from South Africa. When did slave turn master?

Your illiteracy should be the world's standard for gauging irrevocable analphabetism. How dare you claim S.A is using Nigeria as Economic punching bags, when your companies here has made Nigeria the biggest economy in Africa eclipsing you in to economic insignificance? Are you cussed with the disease of denial?

God help your heartbroken parents.

When BBC mistakingly published a false stats that said Nigeria has lost the No.1 economic spot, your media went frenzy with joy with articles flying in congratulations.

BBC retracted the message and declared Nigeria no1. Egypt no2

That's what zulus do; destroy 3 centuries of Boer legacy all in 2 decades and condemned the rainbow nationa to be the eclipsed nation

Today south Africa is a byword for AIDS, murder, inequality, xenophobia, drugs and economic contraction

Below is the reason our men are fücking your women for free. 3 hundred years of slavery has left every Zulu on planet earth socially mal-adapted!

jaceon right now...olboy go nurse ur wound

[quote author=Jayceon post=59133895]First of all, use the correct words and stop dancing around the keyboard like a demented monkey you are.Bruised spirit? LOL so says the tormented and restless soul that's been convulsing the whole night,typing desperate twaddles at 2:30 Am

Zuma was in the zoo on who's behalf? Tell me about how your government has been begging farmers from the SADC region to come and help in reducing famine that has plagued nigeria for 5 decades straight,or tell me about how you have been pleading with the west to come back and re-colonize you

No government in Africa has mastered the art of looting than your very own cabal of old dust heads who kept 200 million people perishing in extreme poverty...imagine a president ruling a country of 200 million spineless zombies with a remote control from UK

The bolded: are you now reciting my own words to use them against me?? Huahaha[

lefulefu:
i have belts i bought 1500k and the 500 own.dem plenty for wardrobe
why the fuss on belts?
as long as the belt enter my waist and the thing bukle well..iyam good to go.anyway if u dey sell nice belts let me know .

so na u be dis? with all those ur memes u come ugly like dis with black spots

on top am u come wear ugly belt.

INYOMA:
After lots of "should i or should i not post?"
I have finally picked up the courage to post this! and not because i am desperate (for the Bleep boys and we must have sex fellows) or under any form of pressure (to marry asap not like i mind anyways cause i am actually ready) but because i know for myself i am not getting any younger and i really do need a male figure to share the beauty of affection, love and build a beautiful family and future with.

I am in my late twenties, work and live on the mainland part of Lagos, From Abia state, fair complexioned, petite and Gemini. I am half introvert and an extrovert. My job takes most of my time causing me to head home most often after every work day. Weekends i chill indoors and whenever i can afford the time, i hangout with friends.

I wish to meet an honest dark tall clean and well bred gentleman who is soft spoken and some what comfortable to start a family. From any part of the country/ world (You have to be willing to meet asap. I dont ghost chat) preferably the igbo region though. Be a romantic at heart and have a good sense of humour cos i can be very playful. I want a friend in you!!.

I will also like to meet some intellectual decent and success driven matured females as friends.
Please reach me on 08135166211.

I am hopeful i will meet well meaning Nigerians or foreigners as the case maybe cause love knows no colour in the hope to make something beautiful.

Thank you for your time. Admins kindly help post this as you'd be doing my lonely self a huge favour to meet a future partner on this addictive forum. Please no cussing, i'm just making a positive move as i hardly go out to meet people.

my dear am so reaching out to u right now

i ve been searching my self and wants a woman from abia as am from abia too

we could be the next pre wedding pics shared on nairaland

Fearlez:
People like you are the reason your Government ei further reduce the national pass mark to 15% !

Igbos fought for secession, like southern United States and Nigeria prevailed, just like America prevailed.

Your fathers were slaughtered like games and their graves descrated so free you from the economic strangulation of the Boers and all were in vain. You're still tied to the economic feeding bottle of the Boers and Afrikaans!

And south Africans are too hungry they organised raids like wild chimps to loot the properties of hard working foreigners who take thier jobs and fúck their women.

When Nigeria has over 22 billionaires ,south Africa has just practice Mutsepe as the only back billionaire.

This is worst place for someone to be born black!

bro u go kill person oo

Martin0:
I guess you should do yourself a favour by telling yourself the truth coz mad men barely laugh like I do

your case is different

Lionessza:
First time seeing you writing something that makes a bit of sense, now go and cure your aids cus I hear it's killing a lot of you too and build some proper hospitals while you're at it.

i ve followed ur comments from inception and u have been reasonable

u even deciphered the OPs intention of starting an inter country war or wat ever

pls dont give in to the ops intention

u ve already earned my respect and shown ur maturity dont drag it to the mud.

Martin0:
Hahahahahah see this dude ooo,I asked you a simple question and you are trying to escape it

Well I never mentioned I was perfect nor holy,just that I hate to mingle with people who live a life of lies trying to cover up for what is wrong,people like you claim to be sincere and nice to ladies and it bad hahahahahahah chai thanks for the chat anyway I am honestly happy that I got to know more about men who are decieving these ladies call (women) ahahahahahah my guy take heart eh kpele

Don't worry just relax eh
Hahahahhaha aaaaaa na wa ooo

why are u laughing like a mad man

the most foolish person is he who does not know and does not know he doesnt know...this aptly describes u

i doff my cap for whom ever is engaging u cus ur just a tamed insane man.

ProudtobeaMUMUM:
I didn't remember quoting you

u dont need to quote me
just deal with ur personal frustration

ProudtobeaMUMUM:
Enemy of state I greet thee, can you see how that ipod wailer keeps banning me

i know u were that moniker....buharison or something

no wonder ur sounding so pained and frustrated

abeg take some cold water

is it my eyes or ur just brief?

hibiscus76:
wouldn't be so much of a sacrifice now, would it?

no it wouldnt , the sacrifice is definetly worth it....i dont mind cursing the governor of my state just for ur sake.

this post made me think twice as am presently engaged to a woman in her mid 30s while am in my early 30s, bt recently i thought about cancelling the engagement bt with this write up i may need to reconsider


the only reason i wanted to cancel is the age gap

hibiscus76:
I love his skin colour

and i love those ur eyes....i could break my plegde and dm u

after seeing those heavy pimples on your guyz face i now understand why u dont answer dms






u get work to do.

u prefer gala or coke to a 25 mins dinner with bobrisky, while me looks at the bussiness oppurtunity that dinner presents and the social popularity that comes with it.

for a start whether u like it or not bobrisky is an internet celebrity and a successful one at that, with lots of followers both on IG, snap chat etc.

he is also a succesful bleaching cream merchant and makes an annual turn over of more than 100million annually.

he was reputed to have charged as high as 50 pounds sterling for an autograph in Uk.

now on a 25mins dinner i can discuss bussiness and will try to convince him why his product should also be visible in the east and south south and with that i could be the sole distributor.

ofcourse am gonna ask him to follow me on IG and twitter with that am sure of more followers and with more followers i can reach more people to sale my ideas and products and then i can advertise for other people for money.

the truth is that i dont like boborisky for anything but am sure that meeting will worth millions and my profile will be boosted

so u can go ahead and shout GAY but thats the difference between me and u because were u see a gay i see an oppurtunity, where u see hate, i see money

and yes a 25mins dinner with boborisky is full of oppurtunities and ama grab it with both hands.

MissRaine69:
Know this
I did not suffer labour pains for 4 days to deliver my son so that he could alleviate you from poverty that is the role of your parents
I did not carry my son for 9 months, struggle through his formative years
Struggle with his father to send him and his siblings to school so that you could demand he buys you expensive gifts. We did not Experience the anxieties of watching him head buried in his books studying for exams. Watched his father offer him words of encouragement as he lay awake wondering if he had been accepted into the University of his choice. His father and I sat there one of the proudest moments we experienced as parents watching him graduate.
Life was never meant to be easy getting a job was the biggest mountain he had to climb.
Do you know how many rejections from employers he received?
Do you know how it broke our hearts when we struggled to find words to keep his spirits up?

I remember the day I received that phone call he had finally made it he both his feet were now firmly on the ground. Then he met you a stunning goddess but to my dismay a woman who did not tire of talking about herself.
A woman who was empty inside a women who responded with " If you say so" when we spoke about current affairs. I realise now in hindsight your area of expertise was IG , FB & celebrity gossip.


A woman who laughed when I asked her what she hopped to do. You pointed at my son and said "he will take care of me now!"
Who will take care of you? My son ?
I don't think so. You are not his responsibility. He is not in servitude to pander to your whims.

He was distressed when he came to visit us he told me you wanted better accommodation you were tired of sharing, and you also wanted a car. How could he afford all this when he had just stared working?
You stopped talking to him it was heartbreaking to see his distress.
My son is not the IMF that bails struggling entities like you out of complete financial meltdown. He is trying to make you happy but happiness to you equates to money.
Dear broke women my son is not your ATM.

He owes you nothing, he is not obligated to do
Anything for you. He will do something because he wants to not because he has to or because you give him an ultimatum.

Dear broke women he owes no loyalty to you because all you seek is an opportunity. He is your salvation out of a situation. You don't love my son you love money.

this is so apt my dear, am so proud of your parents
i wonder why some gals think that a man should be a meal ticket, the other day i gave a girl a lift out of the rain, we exchanged numbers later she called me that she wants to hang out i asked her to come around and she did with her friends at a fast food after which i droped them off

then later the next day she called me telling me about how the landord is bullying and wants to throw away her things over rents owed, i honestly though she is telling me dis cus of my proffesion then i told her the landlord has no right to do dat, thats its only the court that can evict her i asked her to give me the landlords number but she was silent then i asked her what she wants me to do...she said i should give her the money...i asked how much she said 80k...am like really amadioha fall on u

like serioualy its dis kinda of gals that comes on social media and talk about broke guyz...am i your father? so once i say hi to u i should inherit all your problems? what do u even have to offer me if am not broke? why should u even concern ur self with my brokeness? did they cut off ur hands to make money too?

[quote author=don4ye post=58469311]North Korea is a country shrouded in mystery. Isolated from much of the world, there is a lot about North Korea that Westerners simply do not know. One of the more unusual and unknown elements of North Korea are the strange laws that govern its society.

1. The first of these strange laws concerns your hair. There are 28 government approved hair styles in North Korea. That’s it. 10 for men, 18 for women. While I certainly think some haircuts should be discouraged (man-buns!), no haircut should be illegal.

like seriously? i must have hair on my head

there can never be any justification for self help or what u call jungle justice because it is better to free 100 criminals than to kill one innocent person( whom probably might have been a victim of crime himself) u cant be the accuser, prosecutor and executioner, if u can agree with me that thier is a one percent chance u could be wrong then why resort to jungle justice...it baffles me and completely defers logic why someone could justify and support jungle justice.

i ve seen situations were people think they actually commited a crime when in actual sense someone took advantage of their laxity for instance i know a case were someone openly threatened to kill his brother over property and in the night he proceeded to the brothers room and covered his nose with a pillow and in his mind suffocated the brother but he didnt know that his brother cus of that threat mounted a cctv camera in his the whole house and when he threatend his brother someother person took advantage of it and went before he could come and poisoned the brother dat night so before he could come the brother was already dead...now if u had caught this definetly u would have
lynched as even him confessed to the crime but then the autopsy report showed that the man died of poison and not suffocation thats how the camera revealed the actual culprit.

the above and more like dis arr reason why u cant justify jungle justice cus even when u think ur sure dia is a possibility u could be wrong.

almost 180 million really? must i watch television?

na dis kind ones will tell u to stop using ur finger wen ur already using ur d##ck