Litmus:
The monarch is of course right. In addition to all he stated I would add that the success many Nigerians have had abroad, be it in music, education, software development, tech business, engineering, other business, sports , science, literature, Art and so on , they achieved because of the Nigerian quality and not because they are Igbo, Youroba, House, Ijaw, Isoko, Uroboh, and what not. Biafra, Oduduwa, Delta Republic will not produce the same excellence just as other African nations have not. The reason for this is that every nation is a compound. In other words, made up of different elements. Water is a compound made up of Hydrogen and Oxygen. Water is a life saver as are oxygen and hydrogen to different extent. You separate water into it's constituting parts, you have Oxygen and Hydrogen not water. The Nigerian quality is derived from the specific tribal mix that make up Nigeria and forged by our history .

You are a stupid, gullible and pathetic fool for this myopic comment of yours. Nigeria made them? Or they forged a way for themselves in the midst of the difficulty of they regularly encountered in this shit hole you call a country.

You are used to servitude, ranting about how bad the economy is, exchanging terrible leadership every election period, you so much fancy the constant inflation in prices of goods and services, insecurity and impunity of the government, government who rewards throttle bottoms and let the hardworking suffer.

You enjoy the level of unemployment, devaluation of currency, pure water and kekenapep empowerment, maybe it's the #10k tradermony that you're proud of, the rapings, killings, police brutality going on?

I know your perspective. Maybe you are seeing your daily bread from this failed system that's why you hoping it continues. Well too bad. It's already a failed system. Youths dying before their prime, going into cultism, prostitution, Yahoo and other crimes, doing drugs, working with primitive tools in farms and still getting their crops destroyed by self entitled fulanis and their cows.

Guy be careful! Which sector of your Nigeria is functioning perfectly? If not for the private sectors, despite the challenges and difficulties they face, are trying to carve a niche out of the wind. Operating day in day out on generators and other alternatives as the Government can't reliably supply power for them to run their businesses.

Poor people are still taxed, and school students are told to defend themselves against bandits, book haram is yet to be dismantled and if a youth demands justice he is gunned down, intimidated or oppressed, bad roads have killed more souls than the devil, our youths in the south are recruited by the military only to ho waste their lives in a programmed battle the leaders are using to loot the Treasury. Use your head before you talk trash! IDIOT!
Because e never reach you no mean sane no go reach you. Shebi na your naija we dey.
I PITY YOU AND THIS COUNTRY YOU SO CLAIM TO LOVE DEARLY.

Una own no dey pass fumes fumes. Wetin Una dey fumigate A country decides to take action on students who are not citizens and you're fuming �

Divert that energy to your own government ooo...
Schools now shut down indefinitely. Final year never know when to graduate.

Judging from the statement you made about her attributes of being loud, uneducated and loquacious, these are things you can change with understanding and patience.

Also, For the fact that you bleeped her RAW (without protection) tells a lot that there are things about her that you are much likely drawn to. Take time to help her improve on that as well.

In conclusion, the turn offs of your wife is something that can be improved upon with understanding, patience and cooperation. The few things that turn you on about her should be improved on as well, do stuffs that would trigger that part of her being.

In as much as I would fancy the idea of a secession. I loath the name of a yoruba community to be "Oduduwa Republic". Please look for a better name jare or this would be another score we'd settle should there be independence.
Oduduwian = Someone from Oduduwa Republic.
Look at how comical that shit sounds.

Our leaders are too stupid to take relevant information's seriously. It's not as if we are our own leadership in the first place. An average Nigerian politician can sell his nation without making a second thought. The fact that they answer to their pockets and not to the national agenda is a major proof. All major superpowers have a thing or two they use in making our governments Royal puppets. That's why you see their dumb asses always jumping like baboons whenever anything "foreign or overseas" is brought to the table.

The government has decided to render the existing refineries moribund just so they could help further this dangote agenda. It's unsurprising since most of them are shareholders in this group of companies. Cause I'm yet to understand why the government is so dependent on dangote's refinery in reviving our economy.
Reason this thing abeg, if one man like dangote can single handedly be building the largest refinery in Africa from the scratch. What's making it difficult for the government in reviving the existing refineries and ensuring they work at optimum capacity.
THIS COUNTRY IS A JOKE!!!

To imagine I once chilled at this piece of luxury. With the rate they charge for their products and services, you won't expect a thing like this. Well, it's crazy I won't lie to you.

This is a proof that aliens exist!!! Think of it, social media, mainstream media had consciously and subconsciously help to spread the message of the gospel. Hardly is there a race, tribe or religion that is oblivious of who Jesus Christ is. In fact we've witnessed the recycling of the gospel messages in churches in recent times.
It's unarguable, if Jesus hasn't come yet, then this means there are races outside this planet that possibly exists. Maybe it's mere intuition, but be sure, I'm not propagating conspiracy. Munch on this thought for a while.

Bro I know this is a quarantine special. Yes an idle mind is a devil's workshop. The greatest danger here now is not relaying to your wife, the discomfort/seductive attraction her sister is causing. Discussing this would help her to be well aware and also take better measures in putting her sister to check. Your marriage is still young, you don fvck your wife wella and still will when you desire. Thank God for your baby. You've got yourself a beautiful thing going. You see that thing wey dey do you, that's your dick taking up the functioning of your brain. May God help your marriage.

Okay

Okay, e be like say tacha dey rehearse for secondary school debate. Which kyn intro b dat. Mchhhew. Better stay in isolation. You get me!

So funny and hypocritical how we claim Christianity, neglect tradition but still pride in our strength as a nation in traditional charms and gods.
Socio-spiritual imbalance.

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Just imagine. Some other girl my make this exact statement and it wouldn't mean a damn thing. Life is just complex. TanQ

I don't see any reason why we should be concerned with what is happening in these neighbouring countries that have gladly taken gain of the corrupt practices happening within our country.
It's not like it's the aim of the president for these people to suffer the effect of these illegal trade deals they engage in.
Let's be more foresighted and disseminate news on the effects this border closure is having within our dear country. That's how you know constructive journalism. Shikenah!!!

Okay, Okay we'd compare him with pulisic then. Pulisic is on his third game and has 5 goals already. Let's see how many goals he gets when he's played 33 matches.

#19800. The exact money I got for NYSC, I couldn't cry. Funny thing was I thought Five different classes with different arms. Man I was broken. . Still searching for a job now. B.sc Economics.

Your wife na hoelosho be dat. She don carry ur money buy crib for island.

Chelsea don enter one chance for this one ooo

Lolz
Omo, I did this times without number
I'll forever remain thankful.

theoldpretender:
Hmmm



APC is bad...but lest we forget...PDP is just as bad.

But the sad thing is Nigerians love bad things.

We get the government we deserve in 2019....be it PDP or APC.

I just couldn't put it in a better way. ..
The country has been bedevilled with series of bad leadership not because we don't have good leaders who could make things right, but because Nigerian leadership is a direct reflection of the followership.
Those who think out of this backward circle represents the minority that's why we find ourselves moving around this vicious cycle. SMH.

heskeyw:
Somebody sent frsc ffs and psc past questions to my mail. Thanks to the person that did that. If u haven't gotten urs, indicate wt ur Gmail add so that I will forward it to ur mail.

Please send to mine

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Thanks in anticipation.

Dacronym:

How much is minimum wage now how much is fuel per liter now how much is IPhone X
Could those phones value as at then 10-15 urs ago buy a plot of land

Yeah it was so damn expensive, or have you forgotten so soon that you could get a plot of land for 40-50k 15yrs ago?

They are all bunch of A-holes, any mentorship from these politicians will only make Nigeria worse.. I'll get mentorship from politicians of other countries. None in Nigeria at all.

goldbim:
Efe has used his own hands to rub petrol on his body!!.I just hope he won't get burnt beyond recognition by the time they finished dealing with his career ..

Punchline, well done my sister

Please guys, add me to the whatsapp group so I can be kept posted and updated.

igbodefender:
We are not interested in selfie meeting, Uncle Reno: What did you bring back for Nigeria in terms of bilateral cooperation, agreements, deals, treaties, etc.?

Lalasticlala see this Uncle o!

Word my brother!!

Ezigboune:
All I have to say is that I don't have anthing to say, wish I could just say it but I don't just want to say it.

You've said something dear. Pele.

I'm sure we'll need culinary expertise to help fry beans on this issue.