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I wish him speedy recovery

Good for her!

charix:
This charlatan! I wonder why he didn't see this coming. The sooner the masses realize these men of goat are nothing but thieves and rogues the better.

LMAOROTF!!!

dking123:
Since you will pay from your sallary, i think its fine. else the business may not raise the money quickly and saving is difficult for salary earners.

On point.

banme1:
The husband automatically end up as house boy

Some people have a vivid imagination!

salsera:
DDay is approaching . Prayers are needed now
May our efforts not be in vain.
May the operation for both donor and patient br sucessful
May there be no complications
May there be no rejections
May pre- and post operative care be excellent
May both lives be changed for better after.
May this be worst thing that will ever happened to her from now may her life be with ease.
May those who have stood with her throughout this journey be restored.
May they also find help from strangers in their time of need.
In Jesus name.
Amen

Amen and Amen!

dboss444:
Very simple. The 5th marriage anniversary is not marriage anniversary but it is a celebration of 5 years of your company, the changing of mind by ur wife is just ur mind telling to give up your importation guide dream and dnt give up to 5pple ur expensive book, your addition of another room means you'll sell your book till it becomes a huge source of income to you. Your company started in 2011-2016 dats 5 years dats y u r giving 5pple d book and you registered ur profile on nairaland in 2011

That's simply brilliant imagination at work here.

I think there is a battle of the sexes going on. I will just stay back, get comfy with a bottle of coke in hand and a broad smile on my face and watch the whole drama as it unfolds real-time.

Don't blame me. I'm only catching some fun. And I hope no one will drag me into it.

But, just to put the record straight, I am not a feminist. Neither am I a male chauv.

Jagabanthelion:
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Feminist Ma,if d man ur wife truly wants doesn't want her as a wife,she has a right to remain unmarried,rather than marry a man she doesn't truly desire. D moment she marries anoda,she signs a contract to channel her feelings for d dude that rejected her to u her husband.If she still keeps such feelings,she breaks d marriage contract n deserves to be freed to go beg d man of her dreams for another chance. A wife who desires another man is capable of killing her husband jst to be free wit d man she desires. So the solution still remains,let her go. Even d bible permits divorce ONLY on infidelity. Its not a small matter. My principle on fidelity is simple and balanced.If u catch me cheating,decide what happens to d marriage,n if I catch u too,vice-versa.Your decision will NEVER affect mine. That's my way of supporting the gender equality u feminists have used to corrupt our once chaste n decent ladies.

I've got just 2 words for this incisive expository: on point.

bellong:
She's fine, awaiting the operation. We need sum of 800k to balance hospital today.

Ok. Don't worry. Everything will be alright.

Philomath1212:
Please op
In one sentence, define intimacy?

According to Dictionary.com,

"in- ti- ma- cy is defined as:
[in -t uh-m uh -see]
noun, plural intimacies.
1.
the state of being intimate .
2.
a close, familiar, and usually affectionate or loving
personal relationship with another person or group."

Also, according to Relationships.org.au, intimacy is described as follows:

"Intimacy is about being emotionally close to your
partner, about being able to let your guard down, and
let him or her know how you really feel. Intimacy is
also about being able to accept and share in your
partner's feelings, about being there when he/she
wants to let their defences down.

To be able to share our 'inner-world' with a partner we
love, and to be able to share our partner's experiences,
is one of the most rewarding aspects of a relationship."

From the two definitions, intimacy does not have any sexual connotations about it.

Did you know that a person can have an intimate relationship with God as a Christian, for instance?

EFOLK5:
The woman wanted d husband to change d co.nDom, and d man agreed to change d "rain coat" only on a condition that she'll allow him 1 more round. The woman wanted d husband to change d co.nDom, and d man agreed to change d "rain coat" only on a condition that she'll allow him 1 more round.

Wrong answer. Please try again.

Rudboy360:
Seems the Op have no intention of giving out anything

Why do you say so?

I will reveal the correct answer and the winner of the riddle on Tuesday - which is a few days from now.

nuclearboy:
Are these confessions but made out to look like a joke?

Why not address the evidence or keep quiet? Even me with my aversion for brain-fried men defended "yaps" on the basis of inconclusive evidence and you, his slave come here and this is the best you can do? Offer solidarity to him and try to rope in innocent people and the Lord Jesus?

When (for insulting your Lord) I now tell you the hole in your head is almost as large as the milky way and is as populated as outer space, your minion olaadegbu will appear to show the slave of a "fake" solidarity and say you are right to insult God but I am wrong to assault you. Dolts having oxgygen overloads since their brains are too small!

laughing my a.ss out silly (LMAOS)!!! but, truly speaking, wonders shall never end!!!

Here is something I thought I should share with you.

Being intimate with the opposite sex isn't just about sex!!!

Or, what do you think

Response please!!!

GDex1:
i actually had a sleepless night cos of this riddle.
But op why put forth a riddle you are very sure we would not be able to get? just go ahead and tell us how much your e-book is worth and quit playing with our minds.





i'm quite interested in that importers bible in case.

Sorry about your sleepless night. But, it is often said that "nothing good comes easy", right?

And to answer your question as to the cost of "The Importers Bible", it is worth N5,500 ONLY. But, if you order within the next one week, you will get "The Importers Bible" plus "The Ultimate Fiverr Blueprint" (another smoking hot e-book on freelance marketing on Fiverr) free in this awesome 2-in-ONE mega promo.

But, that's not all. You also get other super exclusive bonuses worth over $800.

The 2-for-the-price-of-ONE mega promo is to celebrate Mr and Mrs Adelaja's 5th marriage anniversary and I have the permission of the lovely couple to give everyone who attempts to provide an answer to this intriguing riddle a wonderful gift in the form of another awesome eBook titled: "The Millionaire's Blueprint - (How to Turn Your Facebook Account into a Never-Ending Money-Spitting ATM)" by Kome Itoje completely free.

Now, you know the value of what you will be getting from this riddle.

And please remember to thank Mr and Mrs Adelaja later for this generous gift and congratulate them on their 5th marriage anniversary.

Just in case you and other people are interested in the 2-for-the-price-of-ONE mega promo, please click the signature link below.

derespect:
Mrs Adelaja was referring to a "New Wife"
The building indicates their "Nuclear Family"
The room indicates "a child"

Wrong answer. Please try again!

Occurstaem:
1. Mr Adelaja INSISTED ON NOT CELEBRATING THEIR 5th WEDDING ANNIVERSARY.
So, Mrs Adelaja WAS BEGGING HIM TO CHANGE HIS MIND.
2. Mr Adelaja's statement means that FOR HIM TO CHANGE HIS MIND, Mrs Adelaja WILL BE PREGNANT AND BEAR HIM ANOTHER CHILD SO AS TO ADD TO THEIR MARRIAGE.

room = CHILD.
building = MARRIAGE.

Wrong answer. Please try again.

Anyone still up for a chat

Sard:
My Brother, I am here to give you the good news..
You are a certified introvert!

Welcome to the club.

thank you. Do I at least get a bottle of coke?

unlawfulact:
I quite agree with you. Most of these ladies are in their mid and late 20s. While their male counterpart of the same age are struggling to get paid job or to feed themselves. The truth is at this age some male folks still rely heavily on their parents for survival. When these men are ready to settle down they are less likely say in their early or mid 30s they are less likely to date someone of their age . The only advice i have for ladies expecially those one in higher institutions is to change their mindset about graduating and working for a number of years before they get married.

I think you have a point there.

bellong:
I posted this last week but for some reasons, I took it down and reposting now as time is of essence in achieving this cause.

This is going to be a long post because I need to give a background information prior to the details.

I wish to bring this information to this forum, of a lady we were in the same fellowship while at Obafemi Awolowo University, Ile-Ife, who is currently in a shadow of death and needs our help to be restored to life.

Lola Oniyelu nee Olasinde is a graduate of Demography and Social Statistics and was also an executive in the fellowship. She graduated in the year 2004. She is such a brilliant sister and was almost retained in her department as a lecturer but declined for some reasons.

As it stands, she is in dire need of a kidney transplant to enable her live a normal life. According to information at my disposal, she had a complication during child birth at Lagos University Teaching Hospital which led to the loss of the baby and her kidney was affected. She has been on dialysis since June 2015. She's spent several millions to save her life. She and her husband have sold everything that they had. She has also lost her job in the process.

The kidney transplant is to cost about N8m. She is to keep running the weekly dialysis of N56,000 until she is able to do a kidney transplant. We have found an hospital in Abuja where the transplant will be done.

She is currently living with her mother in Mushin, who is taking care of her while the husband runs around to gather resources.

I appeal to all Nairalanders to please contribute to her cause in saving her life. Attached is a picture of her before and present.

She was and is a very brilliant lady. Please join in this cause.

No amount is too small nor too big.



Thanks.

CC: Royalroy, Mynd44, Tearoses, Jaybee3, Dominique, Pickabeau, Ifyalways.

Just seeing this for the first time. what's the current situation of Sister Lola?

teemy:
the answer is there in your first statement. "You've not stepped into the banking hall in a long time".

Wrong answer. Please try again.

phemsie:
You have not filled a deposit slip or withdrawal slip in a while.

Wrong answer. Please try again.

LazyWasterners:
You must be kidding me! Why don't you ask us for the name of your mother instead. I be winch?

Na wa oooo! You can't even relax little and unwind Well, I know say you nor be witch.

davide470:
I am sure quite a number of you JobLanders will agree with me that it’s about time we had a chat room in this section. The most important reason being the constant derailing of serious threads which may span into pages.

Hence forth, IGNORANCE IS NO EXCUSE: All trivial gists, gossips, discussions, chat-ups, e-toasting etcetera should be done on this thread. Any defaulter to the normal Nairaland rules shall be... well, fill in the Gap. Also, if you have any questions for the Mods, if you want to abuse me / us, please feel free to do it here.

Post whatever you ever wanted or needed to say to your favourite JobLander (whatever that means) outside actual serious Job threads.

You can even hook-up, plan a meeting or a coup, just about anything.

Anyways, enjoy!

Thanks so much for creating this post.

So, no rules to posting on this thread right

But, how come I still see "Please Observe The Following Rules:..." notice each time I wish to post to this thread?

LaurelP:
I have seen so many Nairalanders complaining and lamenting their ordeal in the hands of fake scam companies who invite people for interview only to introduce them to fake drug marketing business...

@OP, thanks for creating this great post to sensitize NLs about the activities of this bogus companies.

And There Shall Be 7 Women To 1 Man.....

....... In that day seven women will take hold of one man and say, "We will eat our own food and provide our own clothes; only let us be called by your name. Take away our disgrace!" Isaiah 4:1

Plain and simple.

Bluezy13:
Running to a third party in marriage is demeaning and risky

I agree with you completely.

oglalasioux:
The man married the woman from a brothel in the first place.

Some men delude themselves that once married to a prostitute she will change. Wrong! She'll always run back to that easy money once there is a shortage.

Once a prostitute forever a prostitute. The money is just too easy!

I agree with you almost completely. "Once a pro, always a pro" - at least 99% of the time.

So be careful who you get married to.

That's an advice to the unmarried folks.

barryzkween:
May your dreams come true ❤

Thanks for the prayer and link.

SEETHEM:
Using style to advertise your product. You get sense.

is that what you think?