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bluespice,
you still have primary brain cells in your head.

Y, in my phonetics class,
Y, according to Daniel Jones is a vowel sound. period.

which reminds me, tsktsk is another word. shocking? wait for it, it is a verb!

ch crwth crwths cwm cwms hm nth pht pst sh st tsk twp

these are some Scrabble words without vowels.
Y is a vowel. no argument (anagram=ARGENTUM).

Can close up shorts ke? With over abundance of technology, no photographer worthy of the name can be so banned. With zoom lense, you do not have to poke your camera in the man's deprecating face to take his photo

but it all depends on what you want in car that will make you choose betwen a brand new car and a used one and how much you have.
for me with 2.5m budget, i would rather buy a toks of that amount than buy a brand new car of the same amount.
ca

my people have a saying- cripple, the load on your head is bent. The cripple replied that it 's the head you're looking. You're not seeing my crippled feet. This is our problem- perhaps if we stopped looking for excuses and face the tendencious root causes of our many troubles, maybe just then we can start thinking of solutions.
But for now, why did the poor people scoop petrol from a fallen truck! The bad road is no excuse for poverty.

why not!

when people in authority steal money meant to fix the roads and people not in authority glorify them, why wont the roads fight back?

corruption will continue to hunt and haunt us collectively for as long we remain silent in the face of brazen thievery.

RIGHTEOUSNESS EXALTS A NATION, SIN IS A REPROACH TO ANYBODY.

and as Cyprian Ekwensi said in his poem CASUALTY
 `many are the casualties that have no say in the matter`

we are a docile people lead by thieving vampires bred and groomed among us by a culture of dishonesty and abject disrespect for human worth and the dignity of labour.

Dereformer:
I bought a toyota camri from a friend of mine. Honestly, the car serves me wonderfully well. I was able to drive 300km in an empty tank.

wonderful.
being able to drive 300,000,000kms iIN AN EMPTY TANK

i too knew it was over wnen i had to go to her church to forcefully retrieve the car i had given her earlier as a gift but which i wanted back. it had to get this far for me to know.

i knew it was over once i saw the big protruding pregnancy. i had been away for a year/

2003 fx35 infiniti will go for how much please?

will 2,800,000.00 do the job?

hey. how much will 2003 fx35 infiniti go for? ipls confirm soon, thanks

Hey Mukina
what is wicked in declaration? the car was accidented. the buyers need to know. their judgment to buy must be based on full information. someone is paying for heaven sake.

this VIN declaration is helping buyers from having many Mechanic phone numbers.

perhaps, if i had done a VIN check before buying current car, i shant be having phone numbers of mechanics and specialist for
breaks, gearbox, radiator experts,a/c repairers, rewire, and ball joint experts etc etc

i have never seen tribal marks on well written poem or a well scripted novel. some of the best known inventors had physical disabilities. yet they were not daunted.
if your friend feels inferior because of her tribal marks, let her turn inwards and let loose her creative talents. the world will remember her for her works and not her looks.

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Nay, in all these things we are more than conquerors through him that loved us,

thank you Lord for your love,
thank you Lord for journey mercies
thank you Lord for fatness on all sides

donjon:
Make we take shoe lace tie sme pple!
Itz gettin crazy up in hia!
Chai?

I have learnt how to put that shoe lace to good use!
it can be used to charge IPODS.
i am using one right now.
i learn from the best on NL

I have just been texted by MTN that i had won N1,000,000 in one of their promos. i got the sms on their 180 call centre portal.

to get my winnings, all i have to do is log on to their website with my bank details. i have just done that. But it says that i have to  enter my ATM details, including also my pin number. Atm, i do not have. it had been stolen, mercifully.
so, i decided to check some other things on the `MTN` website.

this is what i got

http://72.20.24.117/~motherfu/index.php

my people, there seem to be nothing these thieves are not capable of doing. we all need to wise up!!!!

@poster
can you pls arrange a self contained room/ one room en-suite apartment for me around Apapa Wharf area?
i could go as far as Cele if psooible but preferrably Festac, Kirikiri just any decent area close to the port.
thanks
reach me on 018206715 pls

hi
pls can you come up with a self contained or mini flat fro me anywhere close to Apapa port, preferably, Festac, Kirikiri, along the express?

i`ve just moved to Lagos, just only me, no family.

please, work it out soon.
please, reach me on 018206715

thanks

Ubangiji, na ba ka godiya

My Father and my King,

i say, thank you again and again.

you`re Eternal in Eternity

Excellently excelling in majesty

i pay obeisance at your feet in worship.

from your favored son

when is thephone entering naija pls/
i want one of them N97

thanks all.

i use a Lexus LS400, first generation, perhaps age has finally caught up with the old lady. but she still purrs. only that each time she is delivering sub-optimally and i go to our roadside mechs, the first thing i hear is change your fuel pump.

right now, the car is at the mech`s. i have been told to shell out money for yet another fuel pump. truth is, i cannot be buying fuel pumps as though i am buying pure water.

there had to be something else to this.

My people, fuel pump is killing me. I have been buying them on regular basis.

I have lived my driving life talking about them. All the cars I have driven, except of course, the 504 Peugeot, required I had one in keep.

Please, please, what are your experiences with fuel pumps?  What is the way out?  I tire o.

wwheelz:
Jesarmy,

Just a word of caution. I would suggest you use an individual referred to you by someone you can trust. A lot of these agents will take your money upfront and then come back to ask for more midway into the deal when they already have all your documentation in their possession. What you thought was a reasonable amount to clear your vehicle can quickly escalate if you deal with a con man licensed as a clearing agent.

Holypeace, note that I'm not inferring that you're fraudulent and that this is in no way an indictment on you specifically [s]well maybe if I knew your real name it could be [/s]

clearing of cars is an inexact science. that is why some agents do not touch the clearing of cars. it ends up spoiling relationships built over time. as you can see from this quoted response, agents are thieving fraudsters which really is not so.
brother, show some respect.