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how untrue.

WOMAN? WITHOUT? MAN IS NOTHING!!!

really sweet one.
i am still reeling with lafta

http://allafrica.com/stories/200901290297.html

Right in thick of trouble, our Prez is in Obudu doing his own NOUN crash reading.
but, really, what manner of books might our Prez be reading to fix Naija`s many problems?

perhaps, Eze Goes to School?
or Trouble in Form Six?

My people, what might he be reading this time.

roddick, blown away.
3 straight sets to luv

https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-114892.0.html

EUREKA! this is the goat we`ve been looking for.

thanks to our ever able police.

Baba has done it again!

thanks, Daddy

BROKEN NEWS!!!!

The goat has turned back into a man.

the man is currently in detention but the only problem the crack team of cracker eating policemen are faced with is, the man is deaf and dumb. and, blind too, with occasional warapa seizures.

hey Bros,

is the container yours?

that you imported using a liner`s container does not make the container your property. but if you had purchased the container overseas and intend using it to ship down your cars, then you are entitled to selling it off.
but, if i may advise you, that your undeveloped piece of land, take the container there and keep it. it will be by far more valuable later than now.

Sultan

I have observed that quite a number of contributors on the subject have a good grasp of the matter discussed.

I did not reckon that Sultan will equally pass by.

Therefore, for your sake I will explain what 20% of Duty is.

Government collects its revenue on import on a percentage of the CIF.

C being Cost of the goods
I being cost of Insurance
F being Cost of Freight

Pure industrial Machinery, medical equipment, certain medicaments among others are 0% rated.

Basic industrial raw materials, spare parts, computers, semi-finished goods are rated at 5%.

Finished goods that are not manufactured in Nigeria have 20% Duty rate. CARS OF 1000cc BUT NOT EXCEEDING 2500cc fall in this category.

The luxury cars Carshopper, Inspired, etc import are 50% duty rated. But how many can truly pay the correct duty?

I hope my Standard 6 explanation has adequately fed your PHD ignorance.

@jafour
Take this.

At the start of E-PAYMENT regime, one of the first crop of containers at Apapa port was found to have deliberately described his consignment wrongly with the intent of evading 20% duty on the goods.
Well, his containers were allowed to pass out of the port with instructions that he must come and settle the duty difference via a Debit Note issued.
The agent reported to the importer of the development and got his assurance that he will make good the payment.
THEY NEVER CAME BACK. The shipment was not Valid for Exchange.
Following from that experience, in the case of any scanned container found to have concealed or under-invoiced, duty payment must be made in full before such containers are released. And Container drivers are cashing in on this to milk importers dry with DEMURRAGE ON STANDBY.
We are all involved in making the ports congested.
All these car importers lade their containers with allsorts. In a container STC say, 4units of used motor cars, you find tear-rubber (2009) edition cars, brimming at the seams with computers, furniture, clothes, food items (as though there is no food in Nigeria).
These are some the tangential issues we too as a people must face before we start heaping all blames at the doorsteps of government. Government (most especially a lame duck like this one) cannot do it alone

we have just taken delivery of large stock of PILOT DRIVING LICENCE.
with our Licence, you can drive any plane in any country.
buy your plane today, get your licence instanta.

The problems at the ports are humungous, to say the least.

Let them have meetings and seminars for eternity, nothing, nothing again, I dare say, will change.

The only seeming improvement we have witnessed in recent time came only from the concessionaires.

APMT (MAERSK LINE OWNERS) perhaps have done more in 3years than the Nigerian Government has done in 20years.
If only Government Agencies will have business-like mentality of these private investors, if regulatory bodies will care-less about how much they can milk hapless importers dry and think of themselves as part of the solution, if customs will be more awake to their responsibilities and IF IMPORTERS WILL CONCEAL LESS, BE MORE PRONE TO PAYING CORRECT AND ACTUAL DUTIES, only then, can we hope for a friendly operational port.

I am a clearing agent, but I do not clear cars. I deal more in Industrial goods and machinery. So, I know what I am saying.

even if a thousand die on Saturday
be sure, we will still sing songs of praise on Sunday

i would have been in Jos on Friday
in your wisdom, you postponed the journey

not till i learnt of the carnage
did i appreciate your highest wisdom

eshe, Baba

to those who lost loved one,
take heart.
may His peace, which passeth all understandng, come to you.

haba Naijaking1, how do you say a feloow man is stupid for raising a genuine concern on something that borders on decency? naive,yes. ignorant, ok. but, stupid? you must have been poorly brought up.
i am sorry for being so blunt about these needless name-callings.

on whose authority did the Chinese hotel use video recording on their guest at the hotel?
so, if i am in china my hotel room privacy can be violated at will? come to think of it, what guest do in their rooms should be sacrosanct, or shouldn`t it?
this by no means adjure the stealing prim and fit. but, you don`t catch a thief by killing his mother.

and the people say
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His praise shall never depart from lips. i shall dwell in His presence in continual praise, Jesus, i thank you from the innermost part of my being.

i make this vow this day, Lord all of geneations shall honour and praise you. for you are our source.
thanx, as always.

and please, what does this VIN reveal JT153UF1000070718?
THANKS.

did that report say the 40year old guyman is 8`2
blistering barnacle!
does the writer know how tall an 8`2 man is? with that height, the man has no hiding place. abeg joo

boy, dat guy sabi YORUBA no be small. Prof Wale Abimbola no sabi reach am, gba

kan sumbordy bring this tred to a hend? plsssssssssss

wath is rung in spelling miskate? sometaims the problme is typing msitake especially whne yuo are in a hurry because of internate cafe charges.
so, cut the chase, we are an educated lot here jo o.
by the way, who appointed you judge over us? what an appaulful assumptuous

i recently journeyed between Jos and Kaduna. at each point in time, the green, lush vegetation that stare at me in the face made me to continually sing;
how great thou hath
how great thou hath.
you are awesome, awesome, awesome

na baka godiya na, Yesu

now that they have reached Z in their alphabetic countdown in naming themselves, i wonder where else they will go.
perhaps, 007 network

paul i know, jesus, i know, who hath thou?

ope o. e she baba

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KABIYESI OBA ALAGBARA GIGA,
OBA AWON OBA,
OLORUN AWON OLORUN
ASEDA ORUN
AWAMARIDI
APATA AYERAYE,
ARUGBO OJO
ATOBIJU,
ATOFARATI BI OKE,
ATOBAJAIYE,
ALADE ALAFIA,
ALADE WURA,
AWOLE IRO TIPILETIPILE,
ALAGBADA INA,
ALAWOTELE OORUN,
AWOGBA ARUN MAGBEJE,
ABETI-LU-KARA BI AJERE,
ATAYERO BI AGOGO,
ALAGBEDE ODE ORUN,

ARIIRO ALA,
ARINU RODE,
OLUMORAN OKAN,
AKIRI SORE,
AFUNNIMA SE REGUN,

AFINI MONA,
APANLA TO SOLE AYERO,
ALEWI-LESE, ALESE-LEWI,
AKIIKITAN, AYI-YINTAN, APE-PETAN,
AWIMAYEHUN,
ALPHA ATI OMEGA,

ASOROMAYE,
ADIMULA,
ADIMUYE,
ADESINA TI SINA AIYE F¢EDA
A JOBA MATI,
ADAGBA MA PARO OYE
AA JA SEGUN
OLU SEGUN,
ALABARO
ADURO GBON IN GBON LEYIN ASOTITO
OLU ORUN TI NJE EMI NI
OLUWA AWON OLUWA
OLORUN IMOLE
OLOORE OFE
OGA OGO
OBANGIJI
OLUSO AGUNTAN ENI TIRE
OLOWO GBOGBORO TII Y¢OMO RE L¢OFIN
OLUTUNU(Comfoter)
OLUGBEJA(Defender)
OLUDANDE(Deliverer)
OLUPAMO(Protector)
OLUKONI(Teacher)
OLUPESE(Provider)
OLUBUKUN(Benefactor)
LOJO IJA
ALATUNSE
ALAABO
A JI DARA
A GB¢OMO LOWO IKU
A JI P¢ JO IKUDA
AJI BORI OSO
AYIPINNU ESU PADA
ATE RERE KARI AYE
AGBENI MA DEYIN
ERU JEJE LETI OKUN PUPA
GBONGBO IDILE JESSE(Root Of Jesse)
EKUN OKO FARAO
AKOO MA TIKA LEHIN
IJINLE IFE
IPINLESE OHUN GBOGBO
OBA IYANU (AWESOME GOD)
IRAWO OWURO
JEHOVAH JIREH
JEHOVAH NISSI
JEHOVAH SHALOM
JEHOVAH SHAMA
JEHOVAH RAPHA
JEHOVAH EL SHADDAI
OLORUN MESHAKI SEDERAKI ATI ABEDNEGO
OLORUN ABRAHAMU, ISAAC ATI JAKOBU
OBA TI N TI ILEKUN TI EDA KAN KO LE SI,OBA TI SI ILEKUN TI EDA KAN KO LE TI
OBA TO LA OJU AFOJU
OBA TO NJI OKU DIDE
OBA TO POO NI IPA ATI AGABARA
OLORUN OWU (JEALOUS GOD)
OBA TO PA KINIUN LENU MO FUN DANIELI
OBA TO TA OJU ORUN BORA BI ASO
OBA TO FI GBOGBO AGBAYESE APOTI ITISE RE
OBA TI NLA ONA NIBI TI ONA KO SI
OBA TO MU RIRI JADE NI NU AIRI
OBA IBERE ATI OPIN OHUN GBOGBO
OBA TI I NGBE NI IGA LOJU ANINI LARA
OBA AIKU
OBA AISA
OBA A SORO MA YE
OBA TI KO NI IBERE TI KOSI NI OPIN

OBA TO TOYIN

OBA TO TOSIN
KAAABIYESIOOOOO

BEAUTIFUL. MARVELLOUS. MELLIFLUOUS. SWEET. PRAISE GOD.

OCCULTIC

this is not an English word!!!!!
scour through all teh digtionaries of the world, you will not find.

no wonder despite all the binding and casting, evil still persists in the land. we have been dealing with nonbeings using pseudonyms in a cacophonic manner.

tell your pastors to stop using this word for it does not exist in English.