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Religion / Re: Bride's Hair Cut Off At Mountain Of Fire Church On Her Wedding Day by Koddedtinz: 9:05pm On Nov 12, 2016
Maximus85:


If he has scammed you with these stupid data prices.... Then EFCC also need to check you up. 2k for 10gb? Haba.... Guy. Yoruba go say "Eni n w'afa n w'ofo"

Lalas.ticlala, S.eun.... Se mo w'iiiire?
pull your brain from your ass fix it in your head then Call EFCC to check up on me.

Did I do a bad thing to warn people? Or do I keep quiet and let others fall victim.

He didn't scam me, he scammed someone I'm close to and I'm speaking for her. Besides are you his partner since you are speaking for him?

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Celebrities / Re: Chidinma Okeke's Video: Her Friend Speaks by Koddedtinz: 2:11pm On Oct 22, 2016
KvnGRezz:
Damn dont mind her...99.5% of all females are lesbians
where did you quote this your statistics from?

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Celebrities / Re: Chidinma Okeke's Video: Her Friend Speaks by Koddedtinz: 2:10pm On Oct 22, 2016
Nigerians enjoy this sort of news, Aproko people. cheesy

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Romance / Re: Ladies: Can You Marry A Man Who Is Currently Earning N50,000 Monthly As Salary? by Koddedtinz: 10:18pm On Oct 20, 2016
There's someone for everyone. grin

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Celebrities / Re: Islamic Scholar Asks Rahama Sadau To Turn Down Invitation To Hollywood by Koddedtinz: 10:11pm On Oct 20, 2016
Mr. Muslim scholar..... your Kanywood banned her, so why is she still your problem? Acting is her source of livelihood, don't you people want her to earn in other to feed and clothe herself? Instead you prefer her to attach herself to one Alhaji who will subject her to the kitchen and other room, right?

You men are inexplicably chauvinistic, you all need to wake up and realise women are human beings also, not slaves.

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Politics / Re: Aisha’s BBC Interview – She Got It All Wrong, My Respect For PMB Just Soars by Koddedtinz: 11:12am On Oct 15, 2016
OP, you can write all the note in the world.... you are still no going to fool anyone other than your chronic zombies.

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Politics / Re: "Buhari Asks BBC Not To Air Aisha Buhari's Explosive Interview On Saturday" - SR by Koddedtinz: 9:10am On Oct 13, 2016
There might really be trouble in paradise afterall? I heard Mr. President has partially divorced her.

Its refreshing to see her speaking with her brains intact. She is obviously not a zombie.
Romance / Re: Share Your Love-letter Experience. by Koddedtinz: 5:11pm On Oct 11, 2016
osesology:
Well, there was this girl l was dying for back then, l think 2004. l was in jss1. We weren't in the same school. Whenever l see her pass by our house on her way to church, my heart almost jumps out of my chest. I tried to toast her but she wasn't even listening to me.
Then valentine came and l decided to write a love letter and put it in a card. l come mumu put #200 inside (money l got from doing legbuke).
l gave it to a female friend of hers to help me deliver it. The next day, she returned the letter to me through the same friend, including the money, saying that she wasn't interested.
I couldn't eat through out that day...even to the next day.

But right now, anytime l visit my hometown and l see her, l start to wonder what it was about her back then that made me go gaga whenever l saw her...cos looking at her now, l'm like ``what de fu*k''!
lol, it was your teenage hormones and puberty at work.
Business / Re: Recession: Dangote Threatens To Stop Tomato Paste Production by Koddedtinz: 10:21am On Oct 07, 2016
dumo1:

Oga according to what I learnt it's small drops of groundnut oil u will add to the spaghetti so it doesn't stick together in the pot.
oga,try my method and see. It is tested and trusted.
Business / Re: Recession: Dangote Threatens To Stop Tomato Paste Production by Koddedtinz: 8:38am On Oct 07, 2016
Donald3d:

Chairman i sabi cook wella, but no matter what you do this spaghetti will not make brain , if you eliminate the "sticking together" , e go still big anyhow for pot ,that thing big sootey small pikin no fit swallow am grin grin grin grin shocked shocked
lol, very true.... the spaghetti gets unnecessarily fat, but still, we have to buy Naija to grow Naija.
Politics / Re: Dino Melaye's New Car Is A Replica Of N180 Million Rolls Royce - Sahara Reporter by Koddedtinz: 8:32am On Oct 07, 2016
Fake senator.

I just don't understand what he will gain from showing off like this? Such a vain man, he even put up pictures of himself in his garage, his vanity has no bounds.

See as hr has disgraced himself. Old papa youngie.

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Business / Re: Recession: Dangote Threatens To Stop Tomato Paste Production by Koddedtinz: 8:31am On Oct 07, 2016
Donald3d:
hmmm, no offence but that his low quality tomato paste lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed, he should stop na
I appreciate his entrepreneurship efforts , and i am not trying to condescend , but he needs to improve on most of his edible products
His noodles
His Tomato paste
His Spaghetti (This one dey vex me pass , e be like snake wey just they gum themselves inside pot)

His salt is manageable
His sugar is also not bad

There is room for improvement sha

Dont attack me if you have not used any of his products grin grin grin grin grin
How to cook spaghetti 101
Make sure your water is boiling before throwing in the sticks. Also make sure the water is more than is needed to cook the spag.
Leave the pot without a cover, cook at medium heat, stir at intervals and when the spag is done, sieve the water out and rinse with cool water thoroughly.
Add a pinch of salt if you like, mix and put it back into the pot to simmer for two or three minutes. Your spaghetti won't stick.

Thank me later.

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Health / Re: I Did An Abortion , Please Help by Koddedtinz: 10:33am On Sep 18, 2016
It will take a while for the symptoms to clear. She should be fine. If she has abdominal pain then you will have to go back and complain at the hospital.

Pls use protection hence forth and all this HBP and worry will not be necessary.
Family / Re: Husband Beats Wife For "Buhari Is Working" Comment (Photos) by Koddedtinz: 10:43am On Sep 06, 2016
Women can be aggravating creatures but nothing justifies laying one's hands on them.

Hope she has learnt her lesson now.
Politics / Re: Armed Herdsmen: Afenifere, Ohanaeze, ACF Disagree On Fayose’s Law by Koddedtinz: 6:28am On Sep 01, 2016
searchiing4love:
Fayose was wrong to enact such laws in the first place. The fulanis have the right to live and work in ekiti just like every other Nigerian. Why ban their business of cattle rearing when they have no other means? Why criminalize the fulanis as if all fulanis are killers? There are bad eggs amongst every tribe, why do we make it look like violence is exclusive to northerners only. The people we should frown at are cattle rustlers who steals cattle from fulanis and use them as disguise for their evil deeds. The fulanis are peaceful people who go about their business in peace and we all know they control their herds of cattle with mere sticks. Even though we call them primitive, how many southerner can rear cattle for national consumption like the fulanis? Without them how do we see beef to consume? The rustlers are armed terrorist escaping from the north east to the south. What fayose should have done is to forbid any herdsmen from moving around with weapons, not banning cattle rearing completely. If all states cooperated with the FG on creation of grazing reserves throughout the country, there will not be a single cattle left on the streets looking for grass. Instead we chastised president Buhari's brilliant policy in the name of islamization. The ripple effects are the incessant attacks by the rustlers. The grazing bill remains the best and safest option. Not unnecessary bans sad
In civilised countries, is this how their government buys lands for the cattle herders?

Or do you see cattle wandering about aimlessly on the streets of America, Dubai, London etc?
Phones / Re: See The Best Ways To Go Invisible On Whatsapp. by Koddedtinz: 12:01pm On Aug 17, 2016
Thanks OP.
Nairaland / General / Re: Cattle Seen Grazing In Apo Legislative Quarters, Abuja This Afternoon by Koddedtinz: 2:41am On Aug 15, 2016
Na normal thing Na. grin

The cows will help you trim your flowers sef. Herdsmen have no sense or regards for residential areas, as if all flowers and grass are meant for their cows.
Sports / Re: katsuyatakasu, A Japanese To Reward Nigerian Players At Rio Olympics (picture) by Koddedtinz: 6:42am On Aug 14, 2016
Thankyou o, Mr. Mogul.

Fools thought they could frustrate the boys but they would be put to shame.
Education / Re: Screenshot From The UNIOSUN Sex Scandal Video by Koddedtinz: 2:16pm On Aug 12, 2016
Good, catch them one by one.

The fear of being exposed like this will definitely keep a few of them in check.
Foreign Affairs / Re: Woman Catches Husband With Lady In Hotel In Kenya(video/pics) by Koddedtinz: 1:53am On Aug 12, 2016
Kenya ti take over. No day goes by without a Kenyan sex scandal on the front page.
Health / Re: 2 Cases Of Polio Recorded In Borno, Nigeria by Koddedtinz: 4:39pm On Aug 11, 2016
Why is Buhari so useless? angry
Politics / Re: Wole Soyinka Meets With Buhari In Aso Rock (Photos) by Koddedtinz: 1:51pm On Aug 11, 2016
Shym3xx:
Genius meets ragheaded dunderhead.

Is there going to be an osmosis reaction, or a diffusion? grin
there will certainly be a confusion going on in Buharis head.

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Politics / Re: Wole Soyinka Meets With Buhari In Aso Rock (Photos) by Koddedtinz: 1:50pm On Aug 11, 2016
Buharis ear is clogged and his brain cells are dead, nothing can penetrate his head, why bother?

I used to respect Soyinka until recently, anyway he is old and there's not much fight left in him. Guy just wants to enjoy what's left of his life before he passes on.

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Politics / Re: Buhari Has Abandoned Those That Brought Him To Power –olufunmilade by Koddedtinz: 1:41pm On Aug 11, 2016
This one is a chronic zombie looking for Buharis personal attention.

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Politics / Re: Henry & Charles Okah To Sue Jonathan by Koddedtinz: 8:56am On Aug 11, 2016
More bullshit for gullible to swallow.
Politics / Re: FG Yet To Fix Refineries, 14 Months After by Koddedtinz: 8:40pm On Aug 09, 2016
PaulIdu:
I thank God that he has cured me of Buharism, If by now anyone has not been cured of Buharism it's either that you have very low IQ or you are being paid to prop the image of the failed President of Nigeria . Buhari was a myth, a lie ,a fable that has been busted period .
WORD, BRO!!!

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Phones / Re: Would You Buy This Headphone For N134k? by Koddedtinz: 9:10am On Aug 08, 2016
Only if I lose my senses. angry
Politics / Re: Cynthia Whyte Lists Jonathan, Akpabio,Wike As Avengers Sponsors- SaharaReporters by Koddedtinz: 9:44am On Aug 07, 2016
Another tales by moonlight production from the stables of the propagandists and fools who will believe any rubbish as far as it is against an Elder, respected statesman.

It's so easy to call names, isn't it

Was Buhari not nominated as the preferred spokes person for Bokoharam and by Bokoharam, now he is offering relief to their fighters but people will not add up two and two. Rather, they will be forming bogus stories without facts or proof and then pass it off as news.

Crappy journalism.

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Politics / Re: Cynthia Whyte: Jonathan Denies Sponsoring Niger Delta Avengers by Koddedtinz: 9:36am On Aug 07, 2016
Provide proof or shut da f*ck up! angry Anybody can write names, nothing hard there.
Romance / Re: REFINER : What A Beauty Queen Should Look Like ....(must See) by Koddedtinz: 11:03pm On Jun 24, 2016
She's so beautiful. wink kiss

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