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I found this hilarious!
I made curiosity research yesternight about APC logo and came out with my own conspiracy/maverick theory that:
The only usefulness of broom on our African society if for sweep in but the item have more other negative use in meta physical realm. Its often used by native/witch Doctors for sorcery in Nigeria and Africa.
It been rumoured in a southern state in Nigeria that broom kept behind the door at night attract witches and they use its stick to cast spell n make one fall into deep sleep in order to inflict maximum harm.
Diabolic people use it to sweep would be victims footprints for juju.
Also the young palm front is usually cut and attached on a vehicle carry a corpse or used to cordon out an area reserved for rituals. Most villages and people even use it to warn intruders into their property or land.
The item is also used by the whites for relatively the same sorcery purpose.....remember harry potter...yes you do! That movie isn't just a movie it speaks volumes about the item under discourse.
Have you also wondered why APC made London (Chatham house) their first place of foreign trip?.....well find that out yourself and am sure my guess is as good as yours .UK have more than 6 century history of socery, and today as a matter of fact sorcery/witch crafty is a special course offered as post graduate course in their institutions. See pictures below.....
This are strictly my thought and theory,
Respect my opinion pls and no insult.
Thank you

See cute pose below

Unionised:
A broom can also be used to SWEEP OUT a BAD GOVERNMENT....

Lmao

koife:
I made curiosity research yesternight about APC logo and came out with my own conspiracy/maverick theory that:
The only usefulness of broom on our African society if for sweep in but the item have more other negative use in meta physical realm. Its often used by native/witch Doctors for sorcery in Nigeria and Africa.
It been rumoured in a southern state in Nigeria that broom kept behind the door at night attract witches and they use its stick to cast spell n make one fall into deep sleep in order to inflict maximum harm.
Diabolic people use it to sweep would be victims footprints for juju.
Also the young palm front is usually cut and attached on a vehicle carry a corpse or used to cordon out an area reserved for rituals. Most villages and people even use it to warn intruders into their property or land.
The item is also used by the whites for relatively the same sorcery purpose.....remember harry potter...yes you do! That movie isn't just a movie it speaks volumes about the item under discourse.
Have you also wondered why APC made London (Chatham house) their first place of foreign trip?.....well find that out yourself and am sure my guess is as good as yours .UK have more than 6 century history of socery, and today as a matter of fact sorcery/witch crafty is a special course offered as post graduate course in their institutions. See pictures below.....
This are strictly my thought and theory,
Respect my opinion pls and no insult.
Thank you

Crazy world we live in!

aminashy:
APC WITCHCRAFT BROOM CARRYING PARTY


The Schizophrenic sick Pa Buhari is a terrorist, deranged old brainless super clueless bastard
Apc is boko haram
Thiefnu.bu is a pedophile drug dealer and a cocain sniffer

Buhari can only be president in sambisa and shekau would hand over to him.

Osinbajo is fake and a loafer

Amechi and Fashola are errand boys

Ambode new recruit errand boy

You harsh bro!

sinkhole:
in Abami Eda's words: Mr. follow follow, make u kno follow book ooo, read am go your waaaayy!
Fela Kuti

Na so

I made curiosity research yesternight about APC logo and came out with my own conspiracy/maverick theory that:
The only usefulness of broom on our African society if for sweep in but the item have more other negative use in meta physical realm. Its often used by native/witch Doctors for sorcery in Nigeria and Africa.
It been rumoured in a southern state in Nigeria that broom kept behind the door at night attract witches and they use its stick to cast spell n make one fall into deep sleep in order to inflict maximum harm.
Diabolic people use it to sweep would be victims footprints for juju.
Also the young palm front is usually cut and attached on a vehicle carry a corpse or used to cordon out an area reserved for rituals. Most villages and people even use it to warn intruders into their property or land.
The item is also used by the whites for relatively the same sorcery purpose.....remember harry potter...yes you do! That movie isn't just a movie it speaks volumes about the item under discourse.
Have you also wondered why APC made London (Chatham house) their first place of foreign trip?.....well find that out yourself and am sure my guess is as good as yours .UK have more than 6 century history of socery, and today as a matter of fact sorcery/witch crafty is a special course offered as post graduate course in their institutions. See pictures below.....
This are strictly my thought and theory,
Respect my opinion pls and no insult.
Thank you

Never again will Nigeria fall for dictatorship!

[quote author=gabazin080 post=31093673][/quote]How do you intend to change her by always asking her for sex?

remsonik:
Its a lie, most companies will sack you, No company gives two suspensions in the space of two weeks

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I left them before they had the luxury to sack me. I got the job!

yinkeys:
I don't believe this story

It true!

ZKOSOSO:
OP, are u campaigning for APC? Cos the above thing u called religion seems like APC cults in the making!

What exactly is your vituperation!

tobechi20:
WE OUGHT TO USE OUR BRAIN TO READ BOOKS BUT THESE DAYS,(RELIGIOUS)BOOKS TEND TO REPLACE OUR BRAIN. WE NO LONGER THINK. THE BOOK THINKS FOR US.

Expository!

diamondpaul:
What is simplyfy is that..the book is reading me instead of me reading the book.

Really

Melahou:
idoitism

Haha

I had few days interview with oil n gas coy in lag. At the time I was in calabar working in a hotel. I had to flare up with my colleague at work over very minor issue......slapped her, and knowing the consequence I was given one week suspension without pay. I had to even apply for one more week suspension which I was denied. I stubbornly took two weeks off and when I returned I was given additional one week suspension for taking more time off. I gladly used it for the job training that was slated about the same time ?
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Summarise this in one word....

yahx:
Now you know# alll they do is written #

Scary I must confess!

I had few days interview with oil n gas coy in lag. At the time I was in calabar working in a hotel. I had to flare up with my colleague at work over very minor issue......slapped her, and knowing the consequence I was given one week suspension without pay. I had to even apply for one more week suspension which I was denied. I stubbornly took two weeks off and when I returned I was given additional one week suspension for taking more time off. I gladly used it for the job training that was slated about the same time

ShakurM:
Head on ur hands
Books on ur neck

Haha

tjark1:
hmmmm
d guy d read d book of hin life...

sometimes u need to step back, cross examine and re-evaluate you...

Sometimes you have to read the book of your life

Goodone

I am one non partisan/objective people who believe that Islam is not a religion of violence not until I stumbled on this. Take this into consideration…

“When you meet the unbelievers in the battlefield strike off their heads and, when you have laid them low, bind your captives firmly. Then grant them their freedom or take ransom from them, until War shall lay down her armour.

Thus shall you do. Had Allah willed, He could Himself have punished them; but He has ordained it thus that He might test you, the one by the other.

As for those who are slain in the cause of Allah, He will not allow their works to perish. He will vouchsafe them guidance and ennoble their state; He will admit them to the Paradise He has made known to them.

Believers, if you help Allah, Allah will help you and make you strong. But the unbelievers (#) shall be consigned to perdition. He will bring their deeds to nothing. Because they have opposed His revelations, He will frustrate their works.

Have they never journeyed through the land and seen what was the end of those who have gone before them? Allah destroyed them utterly. A similar fate awaits the unbelievers, because Allah is the protector of the faithful: because the unbelievers have no protector.

Allah will admit those who embrace the true faith and do good works to gardens watered by running streams. The unbelievers take their fill of pleasure and eat as the beasts eat: but Hell shall be their home.

How many cities were mightier than your own city, which has cast Mohammed out! We destroyed them all, and there was none to help them.” (*)

Chapter/Surah 47:4-13
Mohammed/Muhammad
THE KORAN (Qur’an)

Fact: all Muslims are duty bound to obey Koran. (*) During last 1400 years this passage has happened countless times. Wherever Islam exists- violence and hatred follows. This quote authorizes execution of all unbelievers.

(#) Unbelievers include every person in the Universe who is not a Muslim. As instructed by the Koran all unbelievers must be converted to Islam or killed- no exceptions.

It should be noted that although I used the word ‘conversion’ true to Western meaning in reality, Islam does not call it ‘conversion.’ Islam calls it ‘Reversion.’ For Islam claims that every person on the planet is born Muslim and that our evil parents raised us as ‘Non-Muslim’ in the ‘Belief System’ we have been taught. Therefore by Islamic backward logic when a Non-Muslim becomes a ‘Muslim’ they are not converting to Islam they are reverting back to Islam from the date they were born as a Muslim.

‘Those that make war against Allah and His apostle and spread disorders in the land shall be put to death or crucified or have their hands and feet cut off on alternate sides, or be banished from the country. They shall be held to shame in this world and sternly punished in the next: except those that repent before you reduce them. For you must know that Allah is forgiving and merciful.’

Koran ‘The Table’/‘Al-Ma’idah’ 5:33

‘Fight for the sake of Allah those that fight against you, but do not attack them first. Allah does not love the aggressors. Kill them wherever you find them. Drive them out of the places from which they drove you. Idolatry is worse than carnage. But do not fight them within the precincts of the Holy Mosque unless they attack you there; if they attack you put them to the sword. Thus shall the unbelievers be rewarded: but if they mend their ways, know that Allah is forgiving and merciful. Fight against them until idolatry is no more and Allah’s religion reigns supreme. But if they mend their ways, fight none except the evil-doers.’

Koran ‘The Cow’/‘Al-Baqarah’ 2: 190-193

Fact: This instruction authorizes murder of kafir/infidels (non-believers).

‘Believers do not seek the friendship of the infidels and those who were given the Book before you, who have made of your religion a jest and a pastime. Have fear of Allah, if you are true believers. When you call them to pray, they treat their prayers as a jest and a pastime. They do this because they are devoid of understanding.’ (In other words do not assimilate)

Koran 5:57

Remember when a Muslim says, “I believe in the Koran.” It means I believe in every verse in the Koran. And it also means that all Muslims who believe in the Koran shall not honestly take infidels for friends. The Koran instruction is so absolute that any Muslim who believes in the Koran and claims to be friends with infidels is in fact a ‘two-faced liar’ and cannot ever be trusted. When Muslims hold majority power they will turn against all infidels including those they have falsely claimed to be friends.

In 627 A.D. the Jewish tribe of Qurayza was attacked by Mohammed the prophet of Islam. True to his Koran instructions all non-believers have a choice- convert or die. Of the some 800 male Jews captured only one chose to convert to Islam to save his life. Mohammed executed all the rest of the Jews by beheading them. All the women and children were sold as slaves. Islam condones slavery. The Koran encourages slavery of women and children true to the traditions of Allah’s authority given unto all Muslims. All Muslims believe they are superior to all infidels (unbelievers).

Elslim:
Juju

U must be from Edo!

I stumbled on this picture online and I suddenly reading different philosophic meanings to it.
Thinking outside the box,
Or steping out of your own believe!
Drop your own meaning here....let's roll!

Joymichy:
Hmmmmm

Yea

Vicotex:
op, are those written words true life story?

Yea...Quite frankly on this planet and in contraption called nja.

bewla:
i said if

Have you seen it for your self?

I urge all well meaning nigerians to take time out to read this article why obj should be jailed in jupiter after the monstrous multi billion cooruption he directly supervised during his tenure. and same monster is crying dinosaur tears for change!!!
http://stephendieseruvwe.com/2014/01/10/obasanjos-monumental-corruption-exposed-the-news-magazine/

I often feel utterly disgusted when I receive illicit candy crush saga invite on fbuk and as a matter of fact some time feel like asking Google earth to give a location of such a scumbag, where I can fvkin pull a trigger through his/her half bean size brain.
Kindly share your own experience.

I often feel utterly disgusted when I receive illicit candy crush saga invite on fbuk and as a matter of fact some time feel like asking Google earth to give a location of such a scumbag, where I can fvkin pull a trigger through his/her half bean size brain.
Kindly share your own experience.

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E-wars!!(the battle for immortality)
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Like seriously?

afolag:
The past
graduate get job easily some with official car
the value of naira out weigh much of its counter part
the country do not solemly rely on petroleum product.
discipline upheld dat pple dont rush to enter public buses or urinate any how any where.
corruption isnt well pronounced as it is today.
pensions fund ar payed on time and workers salary not withheld.
These mau be hard to achieve under democratic dispensation but am sure he will redefine his plans wit d spprt of is vice.
All we need is to support the only man on record who can help curb menace of corruption, do u know wat it means for a one time head of state and so many public office holder not to be guilty of corruption?

And your point is

A generation that has handed over it's bastion of it's own generation leadership to a past generation are living in the past. Such a nation cannot function effectively/efficiently when faced with the challenges of it's time. The test is unfolding, the testimony will become real when we make the right choice. The stench/mess we are facing in our society today should be a message.
Long live Nigeria!