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Politics / Re: Jonathan: Our Greatest Challenge Is Our Attitutude Not Corruption. by KokoBeware: 7:23pm On Dec 30, 2012
aribisala0: It was claimed that accidents on bad roads are due to corruption .

The President rejects this stating that most accidents occur on good roads.

Our president seems to have a problem with logic.

If a fisherman tells me that he tends to catch more fish in his boat than when he is in his car do I conclude that this is because his boat makes him a better fisherman??

He did not dispute that their are "BAD ROADS" but has informed Nigerians that there are also some "GOOD ROADS"(This is as Bob Alan would say LEVEL 25 NEWS!) Let us accept this assertion for discussion sake. We would still like to know which roads are the good ones SO WE CAN AVOID THEM and which ones are the BAD so WE CAN USE THEM to save our lives.

I have considered his words for over an hour and still do not get his reasoning. Is he actually admitting that YES THERE ARE BAD ROADS DUE TO corruption but That is what is better for Nigerians because THEY HAVE BAD ATTITUDE to good roads. If you give them good roads they tend to crash MORE OFTEN? Give them bad roads and they have the right attitude

Honestly "I Perplex".



Seriously I think in nigeria there are more accidents on good roads.... After going through a long stretch of bad road and find a nice smooth road people see it as an opportunity to test their speedometers and see how far it can go... And there are no speed limits on this roads so they drive crazily..... Abuja is a very good example : you will wonder how anyone in his right sense will speed through an intersection in wuse2 ... But every other morning you'll find broken glasses at those junctions...
Politics / Re: Public Power Supply Continues To Improve by KokoBeware: 1:10am On Dec 29, 2012
Omo_Tier1:
You come across as a truly brain washed Nigerian! A simple question I want you to answer is this: If all that has been achieved as claimed by you and your PDP sponsored papers, why are Nigerians not seeing the difference? I told you before, the fact that the larger percentage of those that have responded to your claims disagree with you proves that you are not telling the truth!

Ask many Nigerians, how many of them have seen PHCN staff effecting repairs to those saggy cables, burnt out transformers in their neighborhood The sub injection stations you mentioned are INJECTION sub stations not Distribution Sub Stations that serves the local transformers in your neighborhood.

I told you on the other thread that the difference between what happened during Yar'dua time when the grid collapsed is "load shedding" bitter lessons not necessarily that Nigeria now has a 'SMART GRID' in place! I remember watching a documentary on Nigeria's transmission networks and I shook my head in disbelieve that engineers were using walkie talking to ring their counter part at other stations miles away to inform them of the surge coming their way. I watched QUEST channel on SKY UK few days on ago and I was amazed how american power distribution was being controlled but one huge center and how at peak demand times engineers were drawing lines on the screen to move 'energy' from one part of the US to another! I was so impressed that they send remote signals to injection stations to kick start or short down different turbines miles away!

http://allafrica.com/stories/201210030784.html ...ENJOY!





Dude I hope you don't expect a miracle or magic for electricity to be 24hrs?? What he was saying is that there is improvement and steady improvement will surely get us there : ur talking about drawing lines on screens? Do u think that happened overnight?? If there had been this progress since the time of OBJ we should have been somewhere by now.. I think GEJ is taking the power sector serious and that's all that matters...
Culture / Re: Photos From Calabar Festival 2012 by KokoBeware: 1:23am On Dec 28, 2012
shymexx: This woman has to be the most confident woman in the world going out like this with that cheese fat belly... grin

Anyway, the 40J will bring all the boys to the yard... wink grin


Thick...Confident..and Proud!!! nothing beats that... btw: Calabar men like thick madames....

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Politics / Re: Does This Pic Depict A President In Authority. by KokoBeware: 1:21am On Dec 28, 2012
Concept: A lot is wrong with the pics, the president had no eye contact with the military man, the military man was preparing to have a handshake whereas in their way of life, they usually salute senior colleagues & the president should be seen as the commander in chief. Eye contact means a lot as well as the way you shake hands. Those traits sometimes exhibit your level of confidence.

Dude did u reason that the handshake could have been after the salute and when the president raised his hand for an informal handhsake dont just draw conclusions from one shot..
Culture / Re: Photos From Calabar Festival 2012 by KokoBeware: 1:10am On Dec 28, 2012
Politics / Re: Passenger Arrested With N71m At Lagos Airport. by KokoBeware: 1:31pm On Dec 25, 2012
Knowledge9000: If you declare, problem. If you refuse to declare, problem. What do you need my friend? Forget about all these lies about Bureau de change receipt and bank slip nonsense...they will ask for more. No be Naija we dey. They just want to cut share from it.

What do you think the Gentleman is taking such amount of money to China for if not for business? Who is so foolish to launder money to China...for what if not business.

Now, you people have to understand that, in Nigeria today, it is difficult to wire huge amount of money, virtually impossible and the limit for private individual from personal accounts is $10,000 a day( CBN stipulated this well over 7 yrs ago)except you have to open up a business/commercial account to wire more but still has limit and rigorous application for approval . [b]The Gentleman figured out that as an individual with personal account,
wiring upwards of $400,000 will take well over 80-90 days( 3 months) including wire downtime as wire takes at least 2-3 days and non working days(weekends & holidays). So he decided to do this and many business men/women going to China and Qatar do this.[/b]

Are you seriously saying it makes sense to carry that amount in cash across the border...without prooving the source of the cash??.... the fact that the authorities have not been doing the right thing since or that many people do it (in nigeria) dos not make it right.

doing buisiness of over $400,000 with a personal account dos it make any sense to you??

Our banking sector has evolved greatly its not as it used to be before... all am saying is there are better, safer and easier ways of spending $400,000 in china that carrying it in cash.... We shloud be hailing the authorities for this new wave; am very someone or something has changed in that department cos they seemed to have sat up recently....
Politics / Re: Ondo To Ban Sale Of Coffins Near Hospitals by KokoBeware: 2:06pm On Dec 19, 2012
Some people just because its Government that says something.. they must oppose...

It really doesnt make sense to sell coffin near a hospital.... very bad for both morale and pshyche of patients+ friends and family

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Business / Re: FG To Ban Packaged Sugar Importation In January by KokoBeware: 3:40pm On Dec 18, 2012
Okija_juju:

I did read it o!!

But the truth is simple.. BAN IT OUTRIGHTLY!!!!!!!!!


Reason.. Importing will always be more favorable and chaeper.

Am very sure that if it was BANNED OUTRIGHTLY as u say... most people will have come to say GEJ is clueless that he has no plans he should have put measures and all sortss... same with subsidy......
Me thinks its a very good step... next phase will be the full ban when our own has grown full legs to stand
Business / Re: FG To Ban Packaged Sugar Importation In January by KokoBeware: 3:36pm On Dec 18, 2012
InvertedHammer: They announced the ban on sugar about two weeks before the ban takes effect.

So if your sugar consignment do not land at the port by Dec.31st, 2012 you will be pretty much screwed.

What a good way to ruin business.

Those that are in the industry must have seen it coming........ na you do yourself if you go and import without doing your homework....
Politics / Re: Lagos Sacks 174 LASTMA Officials by KokoBeware: 3:03am On Dec 18, 2012
seunfly:
yeah! you are right, but how many uni graduate will want to do traffic management and stay under the sun in Nigeria especialy Lagos. Just thinking loud!!!

Timariv Port harcourt.....
Religion / Re: Is It Right For Jonathan To Kneel At Redeemed Camp by KokoBeware: 3:32pm On Dec 16, 2012
Many South Koreans concerned about the country’s increasing religious polarisation are
haunted by a single image – their president on his knees.

While attending a national prayer breakfast in March, Lee Myung-Bak knelt to pray at the urging of Christian leaders.

Footage of the event shocked many in this pluralist country, where about half the population professes no particular faith and the remainder is split between Buddhists, Christians and homegrown creeds.

Politics / Re: Kidnappers Of Okonjo-iweala's Mother Demand $1Billion Ransom by KokoBeware: 10:41pm On Dec 10, 2012
Easy solution to the problem... Make dem come my village "OGONI" one of our jazz men (one on IT sef not the real man ) will tell them where mama is plus the kidnappers go ........
Politics / Re: Ngozi Okonjo-Iweala’s Mother Kidnapped? by KokoBeware: 12:55am On Dec 10, 2012
slim fit :
Give me just $1 billion I 'll get 25 million Nigerian youth's working yet this so called economic s professor can't look for away to create jobs to bring peace to the land . I still don't think her mum should have been kidnaped she should .

Dude !!!! talk is very cheap.. its easy for you to say it now.. what have you done with the little you have.... its very easy to play the game from outside the pitch once u enter now na another story,.....
Health / Re: 625lb Mother Who Ate Herself To Death (pictures Inside) by KokoBeware: 4:11pm On Dec 07, 2012
FAST FOOD!!!
The guy that snuck the 'S' into that word must be a genius.....

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Art, Graphics & Video / Re: Pictures You Won't Believe Aren't Photoshopped by KokoBeware: 7:37pm On Dec 04, 2012
Ok not photoshopped....bt most of the pictures where edited....

Politics / Re: FG To Spend N6.2bn On PIB Awareness Campaign by KokoBeware: 9:53pm On Dec 03, 2012
taharqa: Now assuming this #6.2billion is actuali to be usd for publicity (whateva dat means), then it is both wasteful and stu.pid. Howeva, i seriously doubt it; and what to see d Minister being directly quoted as saying it, and also importantly wud want to see the breakdown of the proposd Budgetary spending. Since Oct, many Nigerian newspapers reportd that the Presidency was going to use #1.3billion to feed itself cos they saw d sum as d amount proposd under the heading 'food, entertainment and other expenses' when the actual amount meant for food and entertainment for thousands of ppl (villa residents and guests) was #203million when the details of d that budgetary heading was releasd. Moreova, only #17million was approvd for publicity dis yr from d article, so it hard to bliv dat #6.2billion wud be usd for 5 yrs when only #17m was appropiatd in d main yr of lobbying for the bill..... Lets find out the details sha, and if it is true that #6billion was actuali proposd just for publicity (again, what d heell does dis mean), then it is most wasteful and shld not be approvd by d NA, period


Bross ur head get oil!!!... Tot I was the only one that didn't see where she said she'll spend that amount...

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Career / Re: Two Fox News Anchors Resign Live On Air by KokoBeware: 6:49pm On Nov 22, 2012
i think its very wrong and unethical.. they should be sued or something.. they were not paid to give thier personal views or opinions ON AIR.....
Politics / Re: BPP Certifies Manitoba Contract by KokoBeware: 11:20am On Nov 21, 2012
Its obvious GEJ reaaly wants the power sector to work...cos his relection will be based soley on that..... I really doubt he will do anything to sabotage it, no matter the amount of money involved....
Politics / Re: Younger Brother Of President Jonathan Dies At Aso Rock Clinic? by KokoBeware: 1:09am On Nov 21, 2012
playmode:

No dumbazz,it is you that GOD needs to deliver from the pit of abject mental slavery.I don't give a sh*t about Jonathan and his family.When the looters and their relatives die in this country it is their slaves who weep the most.They do not care about you so why care about them.Jonathan and his crew are a bunch of heartless animals who deserve death for the high treason they have perpetrated in this country.When his wife was overseas and sick ,it is the slaves who were crying here on nairaland wishing her speedy recovery. If you still can't deduce what i am getting at then you are a slave ,a typical African slave.When people like you realize that Africa will never progress unless we stop worshiping these cretins who we also intentionally elect knowing beforehand that they mean us harm ,maybe then we can build this continent. Until then we will remain what we are, the the most idiotic , intellectually deficient, regressive and primitive race on GOD's green earth.It is people like you who are holding this continent back because instead of being intelligent ,calling a spade a spade and doing what is right and just ,you prefer to hail your slave masters like this : Alaye Baba, Director general,Commander general,commodore,chief chief,Area father, Alhaji , Honorable and all those other ridiculous titles you bestow upon them to receive handouts.The truth is a bitter pill to swallow but it is the truth and no amount of "and co" mentality on nairaland will make me stop voicing my opinion no matter how painful it may sound to some here.

we don hear... next time try use normal font size... u dnt need to shout...
Music/Radio / Re: Blogger Replies Trace Urban, Mocks Loyal Nigerian Artistes. by KokoBeware: 1:00am On Oct 27, 2012
mrkels:
We didn't respect our own prophets, that's what happened, we never encouraged them and we didn't give them a chance, I also think the government didn't help matters too. If it was a better country, the governemt would make dstv face unbearable challenges that would make them run away from the country thereby causing the nigerian companies to grow. Anyways, maybe they did, and dstv did some lobbying and the governmet couldn't do anything in the end. You really never can tell!

Not entirely true.. HiTv did not deliver quality enof to chase dstv away.. U can rememba that when hitv got the epl license dey felt that was all and didn't develop oda channels.. Thier commentary was whack as hell... People bought it and still retained thier dstvs...
And I don't think they did thier homework well...

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Politics / Re: Lesson For Those That Want To Die For Politicians (Picture) by KokoBeware: 1:18pm On Oct 25, 2012
Lol.... Nice one...

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Politics / Re: Wonders Of The Biafran War Tech (ogbunigwe) by KokoBeware: 7:58pm On Oct 22, 2012
eku_bear: Skimmed through the post, didn't read through it closely. But doesn't seem like new technology? Just making tech under adverse circumstances?

If you have a solid engineer and he has access to a machine shop he can probably make pretty much anything.

Unless the purpose is just ot learn, things only become interesting if:
A) He makes something novel
B) He makes it cheaper than it ordinarily is made

Otherwise, nothing really groundbreaking, is it?

This was the 60's nothing short of groundbreaking for d time in question.

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Politics / Re: Remodeled Lagos Airport Terminal Finished, To Be Commissioned by KokoBeware: 3:27pm On Oct 20, 2012
okpara ugo:

Dont mind them. They are remodelling airports when our roads are un-motorable. What percentage of Nigerians use the airports frequently

How many times i dey enter plane in a year sef? Clueless leaders.

If u don't have anything to say just ignore the post....
Music/Radio / Re: Is Tonto Dikeh's Song That Bad? by KokoBeware: 2:16am On Oct 18, 2012
toygod2: Attention, one thing u guys dont understand is dat, either directly or indirectly,u are helping her to market the song.

People with different mockery picture,saying tonto dis,tonto dat even gives it more promo,making somebody like me wanna download the track and listen to the wackness.

Weda good or bad,i knw it has little or no effect on her financial status....and funniest thing is dat, TONTO is definitely somwia else enjoyin her life,not knowing abt the guys on nairaland wabblin dia mouth on her song.

Abeg,lets save our self the unnecessary stress. Gud a.m

Nigeria is a little different oooooo.... where is "Oyato" now??

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Music/Radio / Re: Hilarious Reactions To Tonto Dikeh's Songs by KokoBeware: 2:12am On Oct 18, 2012
pDude: Hmmm! This song is terrible o!!

But lemme tell you guys something. The song will generate so much bad news on the media that many people will want to listen to it, hence it will receive a lot of popularity and be a very very big (terrible) hit song. Just like the kind of press the ALUU 4 received. A negative thing but with a lot of popularity. grin

I doubt that ooo... cos most people didnt even bother listening to the song.... people where just waiting for her to release it... upon all trends the song still has below 500 views on youtube.. The mistake she made was having that tweet-fight
Crime / Re: Pictures Of 13 Suspects Of UNIPORT Killings (Aluu4) by KokoBeware: 8:11am On Oct 17, 2012
maxi-t:
First, I must say that jungle justice is wrong. What the AlUU villages should have done is beat those boys, unclad them if they must, and handle them over to the police.
That's how criminals are handled everywhere. That beating aspect is compulsory even d police beats their suspect before arrest..

That being said, I want you guys to wake up from the nitemarez of the video and face some hard truth..

1. Majority of these suspects you see here are purely innocent. They were arrested at random. If you know d streets of 9ja n how police operates, u won't dispute this claim.

2. If u ever lived in a student community as rugged as Ekosodin(Uniben), Ekpoma(AAU) e.t.c. You would join in planking those boys to death. Or better yet just watch it unfolds as an inactive audience. You know why ?

3. Those boys did not go to collect money. They went to pull a hit. They went at a very odd time and they went with a gun.

4. In Ekosodin were I schooled from, wen these cult boys pulls any hit, they do it in the most horific manner. They shoot in the eye, cut off people's tongues, butcher with sharp knives. E.T.C

5. Perhaps this ALUU community people have been witnessing these kind of things. And suddenly they catch one of those "invicible" killers. What would u have them do ?

6. If u were in that crowd and your close friend, course-mate, brother was previously murdered gruesomely, what will u do? Will u risk ur life to try stopping it? Will u participate? Or will u just watch if u got d heart to ?

7. Till this date I have decided not to watch dat video cos I know it will disturb me mentally. But I have seen/heard gruesome killings and these aluu4 boys are NOT CLOSE to innocent people.

8. I hate to judge, but what if those 4 boys are one of those killers that goes abt off-campus killing people's children? And u heard they were burnt alive but didn't get to see d video, would u still be feeling dis way ?

9. The boys are definitely NOT armed robbers. But they are cultists and they went with their hitman to pull a hit.

10. I condemn d killings, police should please fish out the actual killers and not some random persons who could have done nothing but watch. The spectators should all be FREED. If I was there and I wanted to play good samaritan, I would call d police. But if I was there and the police is also there. All I can do is watch cos d people who ought to tak charge are there already.. U get me ?

Thanks 4 taking ur time to read this.. Oya make una begin pure out una hate n anger n watever.. That's my piece of mind...


Bross watch the video first am sure you will swallow most of your words...... am ready to bet that you have not seen anything like this before even in action film....

FYI: in a community like that it is students that get robbed/bullied by villagers or students robbing themselves not the otherway round...

The only person on that scene i can forgive is the person that recorded the video(wether he did it for fun or not).. at least it made this case to be taken very seriously....

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Politics / Re: Presidency To Spend N654.02m On Generators by KokoBeware: 12:44pm On Oct 14, 2012
Horus:

If instead they spend this N654.02 million on Solars Panels they can have free electricity from the sun 24 hours per days and 365 days per years. Another case of mismanagement.

Am not sure you know what it takes to generate electricity with solar panels or have an idea of the cost to generate the amount of electricty needed... you just feel like commenting...


The money covers the cost of maintenance of plants and generators as well as the cost of fuelling them.

The money also covers the amount set aside to replace some generators in the institutions under the Presidency.


Are we saying that agencies like
State House Quarters,
the BPE,
the Economic and Financial Crimes Commission
National Identity Management Commission, ICPC
the Bureau for Public Procurement
The National Emergency Management Agency
Nigeria Atomic Energy Commission

should not have backup power supply..... There is no serious place in the world that dont budget for backup power suplly even the WHITHOUSE...

i doubt if people here read the post...before commenting

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Politics / Re: EFCC Traces N1bn Property To Timipre Sylva by KokoBeware: 4:05am On Oct 13, 2012
Na wa oooo... naija wish way
Politics / Re: Assaulted By Soldiers: Please Help Me Get Justice by KokoBeware: 3:53am On Oct 13, 2012
kaii brosss... sorry oooo.... but Nairaland cannot help u on this matter.. soldiers pritect their own.... even if u get to report it to the commander... they'll promise u justice but na thier eee end....
Business / Re: Nigeria Banks With Worst Customer Service by KokoBeware: 10:15am On Oct 11, 2012
All of them ooooooooo... i wonder the kind of training the customer service people get.. and no supervisor or manager to keep them in check.. they do as if the work is by force.... except u have million-million in ur account
Crime / Re: Desola Ade-Unuigbe Supports Aluu Community by KokoBeware: 5:01pm On Oct 09, 2012
Firstly it definitely was not mob action.... it was MURDER...

The mob was sane enough to carry them to a "village chief" this man could have told them to beat up the boys and hand dem over to the police.. but NO he pronounced judgment on them......and some very zealous murderers went ahead to kill them.....

How can you say you understand the community...are there no mothers or people with compassion in that village?? have you not heard of stories where an elderly woman in the community will take of all her clothes begging for the boys life.. that would have saved them.. how can you understand a community where women will come out and watch people lynching young boys...(no matter thier crime)
... Which government are you blaming for this The easiest way out of any situation now is to blame the govt....

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Politics / Re: Governor Obi Evacuating Flood Victims (Pictures) by KokoBeware: 9:10am On Oct 03, 2012
Publicity stunt or not..... Cheap shots so far as e enter
Net na still goal

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