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Politics / Re: Nigeria Loses N158.9bn Daily To Strike – Investigation by KokoBeware: 3:26pm On Jan 11, 2012
The oil wells have not yet been shut, so don't think FG is loosing up to that yet, That's why I thnk the NLC is not yet serious,
Politics / Re: Occupy Port-Harcourt (Rivers State Fuel Subsidy Protest) Including Video by KokoBeware: 1:44am On Jan 10, 2012
Is this a mock protest or what??, they should have used the time spent in making those placards to mobilise people,
Politics / Re: Boko Haram Targets Us Embassy by KokoBeware: 4:54pm On Jan 02, 2012
Look this is no lie dude, I was with my nephew who is a US citizen at
the US consulate[b] in Lagos few weeks back,[/b] and this was confirmed!
All the office complex previously close to the Consulate are
completely shut, the top part of the consulate building has go men on
spy camera looking at the waters opposite the consulate building
24/7. I was stopped from using my smart/pad on advice of security
threat from Boko Haram.
bross its on sunday the article says Obama administration communicated to d AIG oooo,
So those were jst normal security procedures
Politics / Re: Why President Goodluck Jonathan Is To Blame For The Insecurity In Nigeria by KokoBeware: 10:57pm On Dec 25, 2011
@orikinla, kindly reduce your font size it is quite annoying,
Phones / Re: New Phone Scam! by KokoBeware: 9:45pm On Dec 24, 2011
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Chaps it's more premium rate charges and unlikely to be a scam by the local Telco. Note these numbers are not local Nigerian numbers.
Try Google a random 0906 UK number and dial this - watch how quickly your credit disappears! Calls to these lines are typically charged at £1.25 or much more per min. Bear in mind that it is strictly the responsibility of the bill payer to find out the applicable call charges (and also read the small print) for a number before dialing.

Interconnect charges are already pre-established by your local Telco to most other Telcos (directly or indirectly) around the world. For countries with less transparent premium rate charges and possibly no standard cap on the maximum charges, it would be possible for an unscrupulous person to set up a 'premium rate service' with a very high associated charges, agree a revenue sharing model with their local telco (overseas telco in this case) and target people outside the local operating area (or country) to try and get them to call these numbers. When you dial these numbers, your local telco (MTN, Airtel etc) are still obliged to route your call as usual and depending on what it costs them to actually terminate your call to this overseas premium rate numbers, will in turn charge you accordingly. I don't think they really have any jurisdiction with regards to determining if local callers to premium rate numbers overseas are being ripped off or not - that would be the job of the local enforcement agencies in the country where such premium rate number operators are running.

The best approach really is - if you receive an sms or a missed call from a strange foreign number asking you to ring back, don't bother. If it is really important and someone you know, they will leave a message that makes sense for you to be able to determine whether the call is worth returning or not.

Quite ellaborate and very true,

I really dont think u can blame the local TELCO's MTN and the rest, cos they have no business knowing if the line you are calling is premium or not, it is the duty of the other country, MTN is obliged to route your calls so far as you dial it,

The simple solution as Dnative has said is to ignore all such strange calls,

I must say i am impressed by the reasoning of this fraudsters sweet and clean, ( the joke is on all those that are expecting one strange uncle or relative to drop an "IMPORTANT" message for them from a strange country)
Celebrities / Re: Terry G Beaten By Fans by KokoBeware: 9:22pm On Dec 24, 2011

if na your 1st time men u go dey very slow and u wil fil lik slipin all day long,dats 4 your first time den after d first time if it still make u slugish no smoke am again.but as for me wen eva i wan do exam be it ICAN or my SCHOOL exam[b] i smoke like 3 stick [/b]and eat good food cus it makes me to tink fast and remeba every bit of all wat i read.INFACT igbo na my hubby i like am pass girl.but if u see me u wont ever no say i dey smoke am cus i dey eat enuf good food after smokin it

U sure sey u really dey smoke weed
Education / Re: 44 Million Nigerians Can't Read ? by KokoBeware: 9:33pm On Dec 23, 2011
it is faaar more than 44million oooooo, faaarrr moooreeeee
Politics / Re: Army Kills 59 Boko Haram Members In Damaturu Attack! by KokoBeware: 9:21pm On Dec 23, 2011
Initially the complain was that Jonathan is afraid to act now its the complain of possible death of civilians but permit me to ask, are Boko haram members not civilians? [b]Even if they are called millitants [/b]do they wear uniform. If your a soldier how will u differentiate btw civilians and Boko harams. Its quite unfortunate that some innocent civilians will be killed but are those civilians truely ignorant of the activities of these terrorists around them? Why have they failed to report them to the appropriate quarters in order to avoid this sort of repercussions?

They are not millitant oooo they are TERRORISTS,
Politics / Re: Gov. Chime Sues Newspaper For False Accusation by KokoBeware: 11:06pm On Dec 22, 2011
Its about time!!!

Useless Journalism, Nigerian Journalist publish every hint of gossip in National Dalies

This will surely teach them a lesson, they should leave gossip and stories they dont have proof about for Nairalanders,
Politics / Re: Lagos Targets Churches, Mosques In 2012 Tax Drive by KokoBeware: 10:57pm On Dec 22, 2011
I started praying for this when i heard about the N1000 charge by a CHURCH per individual for a PASSOVER SERVICE abi New year eve Service, If churches can do that, It is strictly business and it should be taxed,
Computers / Re: How To Transfer Videos To Ipad2 by KokoBeware: 11:42pm On Dec 21, 2011
flex:player from app store its FREEE, just install and copy ur movies to the app under file sharing
Computers / Re: How To Transfer Videos To Ipad2 by KokoBeware: 11:38pm On Dec 21, 2011
The best app i found on the itunes store is "movie player" its $2.99 it play all video formats u dont need to convert ur videos. just search for "movie player on the itunes store
Politics / Re: Nigeria Returns To Space With Launch Of New Satellite by KokoBeware: 10:09pm On Dec 20, 2011
In Nigeria - everything government does is called misplaced priority. WTF

Me I call it bad belle.

private people build malls and entertainment centres - misplaced priority

build bridges and express ways - misplaced priority

modernise railway - misplaced priority

build office complexes - misplaced priority

build new universities - misplaced priority

modernise airports - misplaced priority

replace damaged satellite even at no cost to Nigeria - misplaced priority

IPP projects - misplaced priority

shuo - bad belle too much.

Which one come be priority properly placed?

Thank you my brother, HATERZZZ will always keep hating, some people are disapointed at any good news from Nigeria they prefer negative reports,

At least the satellite was replaced at no extra cost, if it were before the Chinese would have found a way to bribe the FG to shun the lost one
Politics / Re: How Come Abuja Residents Aren't Protesting Park & Pay But Toll Protest In Lagos? by KokoBeware: 10:03pm On Dec 20, 2011
eeemmmm, it has not yet started, and i dont see how feasible it is. it will just be taken over by TAUTS,
Food / Re: What's The Best Time To Eat Eba And Soup In Your Household?. by KokoBeware: 9:58pm On Dec 20, 2011
depends on the soup involved, Some soup make the eba irresistible, that time no more becomes a factor!!!
Celebrities / Re: Tonto Dikeh Drops Flowers At Dagrin's Tomb (Picture) by KokoBeware: 9:52pm On Dec 20, 2011
Why soo much hatred, ok she put a flower on his grave--U HATE---she gives schorlaship-U STIL HATE, "she didnt beg for d topic to make frontpage", The more Haters comment on the thread the more popular she gets,
Publicity stunt or Not its working she is living her life, LIVE URS,
Politics / The Real Cost Of Nigeria Petrol- By Dr. Izielen Agbon by KokoBeware: 3:57pm On Dec 19, 2011
Dnt know how true the Dr.'S facts are, if true then wahala dey ooo

Its reaaly long and can get boring bt its worth reading

On December 10, 2011, if you stopped at the Mobil
filling station on Old Aba Road in Port Harcourt , you
would be able to buy a litre of petrol for 65 naira or
$1.66 per gallon at an exchange rate of $1/N157 and
4 litres per gallon. This is the official price. The
government claims that this price would have been
subsidized at N73/litre and that the true price of a
litre of petrol in Port Harcourt is N138/litre or $3.52
per gallon.

They are therefore determined to remove their
subsidy and sell the gallon at $3.52. But, On
December 10, 2011, if you stopped at the Mobil Gas
station on E83rd St and Flatlands Avenue in Brooklyn,
New York, USA, you would be a able to buy a gallon of
petrol for $3.52/gallon. Both gallons of petrol would
have been refined from Nigerian crude oil. The only
difference would be that the gallon in New York was
refined in a US North East refinery from Nigerian
crude exported from the Qua Iboe Crude Terminal in
Nigeria while the Port Harcourt gallon was either
refined in Port Harcourt or imported. The idea that a
gallon of petrol from Nigerian crude oil cost the same
in New York as in Port Harcourt runs against basic
economic logic. Hence, Nigerians suspect that there is
something irrational and fishy about such pricing.
What they would like to know is the exact cost of 1
litre of petrol in Nigeria .


We will answer this question in the simplest economic
terms despite the attempts of the Nigerian
government to muddle up the issue. What is the true
cost of a litre of petrol in Nigeria ? The Nigerian
government has earmarked 445000 barrel per day
throughput for meeting domestic refinery products
demands. These volumes are not for export. They are
public goods reserved for internal consumption. We
will limit our analysis to this volume of crude oil. At
the refinery gate in Port Harcourt, the cost of a barrel
of Qua Iboe crude oil is made up of the finding /
development cost ($3.5/bbl) and a production/
storage /transportation cost of $1.50 per barrel.


Thus, at $5 per barrel, we can get Nigerian Qua Iboe
crude to the refining gates at Port Harcourt and Warri.
One barrel is 42 gallons or 168 litres. The price of 1
barrel of petrol at the Depot gate is the sum of the
cost of crude oil, the refining cost and the pipeline
transportation cost. Refining costs are at $12.6 per
barrel and pipeline distribution cost are $1.50 per
barrel. The Distribution Margins (Retailers,
Transporters, Dealers, Bridging Funds, Administrative
charges etc) are N15.49/litre or $16.58 per barrel. The
true cost of 1 litre of petrol at the Mobil filling station
in Port Harcourt or anywhere else in Nigeria is
therefore ($5 +$12.6+$1.5+$16.6) or $35.7 per
barrel . This is equal to N33.36 per litre compared to
the official price of N65 per litre. Prof. Tam David West
is right. There is no petrol subsidy in Nigeria . Rather
the current official prices are too high. Let us continue
with some basic energy economics.

The government claims we are currently operating our
refineries at 38.2% efficiency. When we refine a barrel
of crude oil, we get more than just petrol. If we refine
1 barrel (42 gallons) of crude oil, we will get 45
gallons of petroleum products. The 45 gallons of
petroleum products consist of 4 gallons of LPG, 19.5
gallons of Gasoline, 10 gallons of Diesel, 4 gallons of
Jet Fuel/Kerosene, 2.5 gallons of Fuel Oil and 5 gallons
of Bottoms. Thus, at 38.2% of refining capacity, we
have about 170000 bbls of throughput refined for
about 13.26 million litres of petrol, 6.8 million litres of
diesel and 2.72 million litres of kerosene/jet fuel.

This is not enough to meet internal national demand.
So, we send the remaining of our non-export crude oil
volume (275000 barrels per day) to be refined abroad
and import the petroleum product back into the
country. We will just pay for shipping and refining.
The Nigerian government exchanges the 275000
barrels per day with commodity traders (90000
barrels per day to Duke Oil, 60000 barrels per day to
Trafigura (Puma Energy), 60000 barrels per day to
Societe Ivoirienne de Raffinage (SIR) in Abidjan, Ivory
Coast and 65000 barrels per days to unknown
sources) in a swap deal. The landing cost of a litre of
petrol is N123.32 and the distribution margins are
N15.49 according to the government. The cost of a
litre is therefore (N123.32+N15.49) or N138.81 . This
is equivalent to $3.54 per gallon or $148.54 per
barrel. In technical terms, one barrel of Nigerian crude
oil has a volume yield of 6.6% of AGO, 20.7% of
Gasoline, 9.5% of Kerosene/Jet fuel, 30.6% of Diesel,
32.6% of Fuel oil / Bottoms when it is refined.
Using a netback calculation method, we can easily
calculate the true cost of a litre of imported petrol
from swapped oil. The gross product revenue of a
refined barrel of crude oil is the sum of the volume of
each refined product multiplied by its price. Domestic
prices are $174.48/barrel for AGO, $69.55/barrel for
Gasoline (PMS or petrol), $172.22/barrel for Diesel Oil,
$53.5/barrel for Kerosene and $129.68/barrel for Fuel
Oil. Let us substitute the government imported PMS
price of $148.54 per barrel for the domestic price of
petrol/gasoline. Our gross product revenue per
swapped barrel would be (174.48*0.066
+148.54*0.207+172.22*0.306+
53.5*0.095+129.68*0.326) or $142.32 per barrel. We
have to remove the international cost of a barrel of
Nigerian crude oil ($107 per barrel) from this to get
the net cost of imported swapped petroleum products
to Nigerian consumers. The net cost of swapped
petroleum products would therefore be $142.32 -$107
or $35.32 per barrel of swapped crude oil. This comes
out to be a net of $36.86 per barrel of petrol or N34.45
per litre.

This is the true cost of a litre of imported swapped
petrol and not the landing cost of N138 per litre
claimed by the government. The pro-subsidy Nigerian
government pretends the price of swapped crude oil is
$0 per barrel (N0 per litre) while the resulting
petroleum products is $148.54 per barrel (N138 per
litre). The government therefore argues that the
“subsidy” is N138.81-N65 or N73.81 per litre. But, if
landing cost of the petroleum products is at
international price ($148.54 per barrel), then the take-
off price of the swapped crude oil should be at
international price ($107 per barrel). This is basic
economic logic outside the ideological prisms of the
World Bank. The traders/petroleum products
importers and the Nigerian government are charging
Nigerians for the crude oil while they are getting it
free.


So let us conclude this basic economic exercise. If the
true price of 38.2% of our petrol supply from our local
refinery is N33.36/litre and the remaining 61.8% has a
true price of N34.45 per litre, then the average true
price is (0.382*33.36+0.618*34.45) or N34.03 per
litre. The official price is N65 per litre and the true
price with government figures is about N34 per litre
(even with our moribund refineries).

There is therefore no petrol subsidy. Rather, there is a
high sales tax of 91.2% at current prices of N65 per
litre. The labor leaders meeting the President should
go with their economists. They should send
economists and political scientists as representatives
to the Senate Committee investigating the petroleum
subsidy issue. There are many expert economists and
political scientists in ASUU who will gladly represent
the view of the majority. The labor leaders should not
let anyone get away with the economic fallacy that
the swapped oil is free while its refined products must
be sold at international prices in the Nigerian
domestic market.


The government should explain at what price the
swapped crude oil was sold and where the money
accruing from these sales have been kept. We have
done this simple economic analysis of the Nigerian
petroleum products market to show that there is no
petrol subsidy what so ever. In the end, this debate on
petrol subsidy and the attempt of the government to
transfer wealth from the Nigerian masses to a petrol
cabal will be decided in the streets. Nigerian workers,
farmers, students, market women, youths,
unemployed, NGO and civil society as a whole should
prepare for a long harmattan season of protracted
struggle. They should not just embark on 3 days
strike/protests after which the government reduces
the hiked petroleum prices by a few Nairas. They must
embark upon in a sustainable struggle that will lead
to fundamental changes. Let us remove our entire
political subsidy from the government and end this
petroleum products subsidy debate once and for all. It
is time to bring the Arab Spring south.

Politics / Re: The 2012 Budget Speech By President Jonathan Live At 12 Noon by KokoBeware: 5:12pm On Dec 13, 2011
It would seem you are really scum and your ignorance is showing through.

In a civilised society we do not need a military man standing behing the president when he is giving a budget speech. We could have had the Flag, the Coat of Arms, the Presidential seal.  But you are SCUM and a CRETIN!

Why wasnt it a plain clothed security personnel (SSS, Brigade of Guards etc). But it is because of silly punks like yourself that Nigeria is held back. You cannot use your brain cells to reason. You truly are SCUM!

Please who defines a "civilised society", if u dnt have any other obejective thng too say cn u jst shut upppppp>>>>, its not compulsory for u to comment, if Obama had a Millitary man behind him u wldnt be asking him to explain why, if GEJ decide to have a DIBIAAA, behind him how e concern uuuuu,
Politics / Re: Joint Task Force And Ex-MEND Militants Clash In Lokoja. by KokoBeware: 10:28am On Dec 09, 2011
Most of you have not seen Millitants ex or no ex protesting, trust me is not with placards and stuff,

you cannot allow paid hoodlumps come into the country capital to cause havoc, its best they were stopped at Lokoja than waiting to see what they will do when they come into Abuja, Abuja is already on edge we dont need any gathering of ex-millitant, why didnt dey protest to in their state, imagine if they were allowed into Abuja and in the whole confusion a bomb goes off,
Travel / Re: Fg's Reduction Of British Airways Flights To Nigeria Generates Ripples by KokoBeware: 11:14pm On Nov 06, 2011
Much as a sense of patriotism would want to drive me to applaud this decision, a much more potent and overriding belief in doing things right makes melook at things objectively.

1st the BASA agreement only says flights into a country and does not stipulate the actual airport. Yes, Heathrow is the airport of choice but Gatwick is also in UK the last time I checked.

It doesn't seem right that this decision was taking based on landing rights and not based on denial of entry. Arik has not been denied entry to UK nor its slot reduced, Arik was simply not successful in its bid to get a slot at Heathrow, it has Gatwick and the LC airports still available.

Should the FG lean on the UK government to get at least one slot, quite rightly so. Should they invoke the BASA agreement, I don't think so.
TV/Movies / Re: What Has Nollywood Taught You? by KokoBeware: 11:16pm On Nov 01, 2011
Nollywood has tot me that u can get pregnant by lying on the bed with a man,
Nairaland / General / Re: When Last Did You Sight A Rainbow In Nigeria And Where? by KokoBeware: 11:33am On Nov 01, 2011
3weeks ago-Abuja[img][/img]

Politics / Re: National Anthem For 1st October by KokoBeware: 5:31pm On Oct 01, 2011
Country[b] which first national anthem phrase is , [/b]arise o,compatriot, Is like planting seeds on water, In Nigeria.

dis dosnt make no sense soo we shld go and borrow other countries national anthem's first phrase>>>>>>
Business / Re: Is Cyber Cafe Business Going Extinct In Nigeria? by KokoBeware: 10:45am On Sep 30, 2011
I beg to differ from most of the posters here and agree with the last poster who said it depends on the area.

Where I used to live, there were only 2 cafes servicing that area and they are always filled with people day in day out. I recently visited and a third cafe has opened; all three are still struggling to cope with the crowd as they NEVER lack customers. Now that the exam registration season will soon kick off with UTME registration starting in December, it will be more business for them; you need to see the crowd in these cafes.

It looks like most posters here are talking of the Lagos situation, but I tell you that there are many states in the North who are practically making a Macedonian call: come over to our states and setup cafes to help us.

Where I live now, there are 2 cafes and they are always filled with people. Go to some universities and see how privately run cafes are brimming with individuals. So I do not subscribe to the idea that the business is dying. You simply need to do your feasibility studies and get your market valuation right before starting one.


Your perfectly right!!! and even in the "lagos situation", not every1 that have "cheap internet" have printers and scanners so they'll still find their way to a cafe, also internet speed is very important, IF places like the UK still have Internet Cafe's it must still be lucrative, we just have to rebrand the old "medieval cafe's we use to have
Phones / Re: did you ever read that User manual ? by KokoBeware: 10:38am On Sep 30, 2011
weytin be your beef with Nigerians OP     it is not only Nigerians that do it--- its only "only dumb, slow, or overcautious people"--and my MUM-- that will buy a TV and go through a 40page manual before he puts in ON----

on the contrary for some high tech stuff, Nigerians really go through manuals because thats when they need it.
Politics / Re: Boko Haram Is Not The Cause Of Low-keyed 51st Celebration - FG by KokoBeware: 10:31am On Sep 30, 2011
Nairalanders and Nigerians in general will never sieze to amaze me, If the FG did the same thing they need on the inauguration:--- shutting down all access roads to Eagle square, shutting down all network communication in FCT and lining security operatives on every street around the eagle square, we will have a succesfful independence "eagle square" celebration"-----------and the same people calling them cowards will say

"After GEJ spent so much money on the the last two celebrations he is still wasting money on this one-what is he celebrating", Now he has decided on a low-key celebration, why not just shut you mouths if you cant commend him, It annoying that we look for a stupid thing to say in every action of the FG.
Politics / Re: BokoHaram Top Secret Publication "It Is Time To Blast The Infildels" (PIC) by KokoBeware: 11:38am On Sep 23, 2011
ruuubbbiiisssshhhhhh,
Politics / Re: Pictures Of Some Areas After Monday Night Heavy Rainfall In Abuja by KokoBeware: 10:49am On Sep 22, 2011
The water clears less than 30minutes after the rainfall,
Politics / Re: UN Asks For The CCTV Footage Of Bombed Building by KokoBeware: 4:18pm On Sep 03, 2011
Sorry!! But who is responsible for the CCTV in the UN building?? It's like an embassy asking for CCTV feed of their complex from the Nigerian government, it just dos'nt make sense,  And yes! There is CCTV in the UN complex.
Politics / Re: Two Suspected Boko Haram Members Shot In Adamawa by KokoBeware: 2:09pm On Sep 02, 2011
I hope they hand the wounded one over to the fbi. They'll make him talk without killing him in the process

Which FBI?? Trust me Nigerian soldiers will achieve that in record time, even if he was mute he'll talk by force,
Politics / Re: The Real Casualty Figures Of The UN Bomb Blast? by KokoBeware: 9:08am On Sep 02, 2011

“Their sacrifice will not be in vain; we will strive to pursue our work, the work for the people of Nigeria as proscribed in the UN Charter, which says ‘we the people’ we identify with the people, and only the people.

“The death toll as at today remains 23. Of the 31 injured, 14 had to be evacuated out of the country.
“The evacuation process has ended. This was for people whose lives were really under threat; they’ve been flown out of the country to South Africa.”

Thank you jorr, i've been looking for the quote by a non-nigerian UN person ,

we are always quick to label Nigeria as the devil, see him claiming that 100 bodies were brought to the national hospital morgue thats a terrible lie cos i happened to be there that day and i still know how to count ambulances that came straight to the morgue was about 8 - 12 some of them carrying 2 body bags, just wondering why the lie?? is it to fuel hatred, the bomb blast is bad enough,
Romance / Re: Would You Date An Atheist? by KokoBeware: 12:53pm On Sep 01, 2011
love conquers all,

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