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Business / Re: Cash-Less Economy: How Will It Affect You? by KokoBeware: 2:23am On Mar 19, 2012
^^^^^^^ dude do you expect any1 to read this your long sermon
Travel / Re: How Old Is Too Young, To Have Nigeria Int. Passport? by KokoBeware: 1:34pm On Mar 15, 2012
Bros i doubt u really went to an immigratioin office... no one will tell u that..
Politics / Re: Gov Fashola Spotted Queuing At The Airport To Board A Plane.(pic) by KokoBeware: 1:17pm On Mar 13, 2012
Nawao you mean people that fly first class dont check-in ?
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Whats the longest queue u've seen on a First class checkin.?? or whats the longest queue u've been on on a first-class check-in
Politics / Re: Gov Fashola Spotted Queuing At The Airport To Board A Plane.(pic) by KokoBeware: 11:13am On Mar 13, 2012
seems its an airport overseas and no one there gives a bleep of who you are...It's only when they get to naija that they become demi gods. After all cameron and wife travelled last summer to spain and they had to carry their own bags....

He could easily fly First class and not have to queue...
Family / Re: Is It Right To Work For One's Father -inlaw/wife's Family?? by KokoBeware: 11:09am On Mar 13, 2012
Does your father in-law have male children?? if yes.. its not a very good idea oooo....

Also it is very difficult to separate family and buisiness, there are so many times you may need to disobey your boss.. but u wldnt be able to do dat when FIL is attached to the boss.

Anywayz if you are very good at wat he does and you are sure you can transform the buisiness it can be a win-win situation for you.. you can setup urself as a major pillar of the buisiness...
Politics / Re: Can Our Leaders Do This In Nigeria (pix Attached) by KokoBeware: 1:33pm On Mar 09, 2012
Even for pastors to carry their bible from his front row seat to the altar na wahala,

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Politics / Re: Yellow Fever: South Africa Apologizes Over Deportation by KokoBeware: 5:52pm On Mar 08, 2012
Yes brother! Nigerians are the only peolpe permitted to insult Nigerian. We know how we handle ourselves Any other baggar that tries that on us, we hit them big time like U.K, like S.A. To add to that we are also the only people permitted to 'yarb' our uncle GEJ . Any foreigner that tries that, shall be deciesively delt with!

+10000
Music/Radio / Re: M.i. & Pryse Better Than Jay-z & Kanye West In New Remake To 'otis' [watch] by KokoBeware: 12:59pm On Mar 06, 2012
just like eating 'other' noodles then finding out about INDOMIE,

cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy
Webmasters / Re: Hackers Had 'full Functional Control' Of Nasa Computers by KokoBeware: 12:55pm On Mar 06, 2012
That's not good.

Why would hackers attack nasa computers?

A few years of coding shouldnt give you the license to hack sensitive data like that. The stuff nasa deals with is highly technological and not child's play like when you claim to have hacked nigeria's senate website which almost nobody looks at to begin with.

Were they trying to sabotage nasa on behalf of another country?


No code of ethics-that's too bad.

The end of civilization.

What are you talking about, the greater the challenge the juicer and more accomplished a hacker gets, weytin concern hacker with "code of ethics"
Why wouldnt hackers hacke any system, ??
Business / Re: Cashless Nigeria: How Would Churches Cope? by KokoBeware: 12:38pm On Mar 06, 2012
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very easy,

Education / Re: Uniport No Be School by KokoBeware: 9:47am On Mar 04, 2012
From your user name, i dont think you deserve the First class, WisePluto wisdom doesn't come by declaring it on yourself, btw: what did you finish with, you didnt really mention: is it 2.1 or 2.2,

If its 2.2 this thread should be deleted, You cannot be a first class material and fall to 2.2,

Don't come here and discourage people from UNIQUE UNIPORT It gives you a whole package from academics to them social life,
Crime / Re: Man Jailed For Stealing Chewing Gum by KokoBeware: 2:41pm On Feb 24, 2012
at least he got the option of paying 1000naira fine,

Whateva is what doing is what doing well, if u must steal steal welll, dnt go stealing chewing gum>>>
Celebrities / Re: Dbanj's Interview On Why He Didnt Occupy Nigeria & Others Issues by KokoBeware: 11:58am On Feb 20, 2012
2morrow D IDIAT! WILL WANT PEOPLE TO BUY AND PATRONIZE THE SAME ALBUM HE WAS WORKING ON! IDIAAAAT!!!!!!!!! MCHEEEWWW!

Thats what he had to be very careful about, he had to remain neutral, did u expect him to start explaining why he support subsidy removal?? or why he doesnt the interview wld have delved deeper and its obvious that is not his territory.

He did the right thing by ending the interview sharply, though he could have handled it interview better,
Politics / Re: Nigerian Army Invent Indigenous Remote-controlled Target Machine by KokoBeware: 1:04am On Feb 15, 2012
While not wanting to take wind out of d soldier's sail, I find it fraudulent to claim it as an "invention".

Obviously there were d manual types in use by same army. He only retrofitted it to work automatically. Wt fair budget and knowing ur gadgetry, its not a thing NA should b hyping in 2012.

Let them develop our local version of Iron Dome or Patriotic Missile, then we take them serious. Afterall the technology is in public domain already. Not some mechanical shooting game toy retrofit.

He never claimed it to be an INVENTION, its just over zealous journalism that says that

Kudoss must be given to the Nigerian army for in the least believing that they could build it themselves and going ahead with it, it would have been very easy to go and import a pre- fabricated device and just come and couple it here,
Politics / Re: Special Adviser To President On Inter-governmental Affairs Showing Off Tattoo by KokoBeware: 4:17pm On Feb 08, 2012
It actually looks like local Tribal marks,
Politics / Re: Owerri The Cleanest City In Nigeria by KokoBeware: 10:54pm On Feb 04, 2012
which Owerri??
hope it is not the one in Imo state,
Politics / Re: Support The Call For Jonathan's Resignation by KokoBeware: 8:28pm On Jan 28, 2012
This is what i propose, Call in an Interim Government with a Northerner as an head of the Interim Government. Hate me for this, but this will stop boko haram from killing first. I disagree that Nigeria will erupt into chaos, recent events in the past weeks have shown nigerians are kind of timid and weak people. No one wants to lose his head for any cause whatsoever. The only game changers are the top dogs with the constitutional powers vested upon them and they will lead this interim government. SNC or whatever might follow next, but

why dont we just call the BH dudes and hand over the presidency to them
, at least you agree that they a killing becos its not a Northerner that is President, so if a Niger Deltan or a non-Northerner becomes next president they will resume their killings, in other word they are born to rule and there is nothing we can do about it, and you feel the millitants wouldnt do anything about it??
Politics / Re: Dame Patience Arrives Addis Ababa With 32 Aides For Au Summit by KokoBeware: 7:49am On Jan 28, 2012
Once the story is frm Sahara Reporters, you definitely have to check twice, The bias of this people is becoming sickening,
Politics / Re: Minister Of State For Foreign Affairs Vindicated By Undoctored Video by KokoBeware: 1:23am On Jan 28, 2012
Little wonder
Sahara reporters smh much,
Politics / Re: Fg Must Be Tough On Boko Haram – Israeli Envoy by KokoBeware: 12:00am On Jan 28, 2012
An Israeli General was asked:sad"Can you forgive a terrorist?" He replied: "God forgives. My task is to arrange their meeting"wink
Politics / Re: Boko Haram: Attacking Right Now a Police Station Near The Emir Palace in Kano... by KokoBeware: 11:32pm On Jan 27, 2012


Do boko harams where uniforms?
like saying people in the ~Niger Delta know who MEND and kidnappers are right


Of course they knew them right to their houses and their campsss,
Crime / Re: Mob Lynches Cop For Killing Driver Over Bribe by KokoBeware: 10:17pm On Jan 26, 2012
if they had lynched him immediately i would have understood, but we are told they left the scene to the hospital, and the police man knowing he was in danger still hung around for the driver to loose all his blood and die in the hospital, then handed himself over to the mob to be lynched,

if true then he really deserves to die,
Crime / Re: Mob Lynches Cop For Killing Driver Over Bribe by KokoBeware: 10:05pm On Jan 26, 2012
But wait ooo, were was the remaining police men on duty and couldn't they have called for backup for their colleague,

After the mob forced the policeman to take the driver to the hospital, did the mob escort them an lynch him there?? without any police interference,
Politics / Re: Sss Begin To Kill Boko Haram Members(pic) by KokoBeware: 3:34am On Jan 25, 2012
Lmao. You believe this rubbish, you'll also have no choice but to believe that I have a castle in the sky that I can sell to you for a dollar!

Take a look that picture one more time: NOW LOOK AT HIS FEET! Wasn't he supposed to be driving? How come his feet look like he's been walking the whole of West Africa for months?!

Second, look at supposed explosives. . . . roflmao. . . . Infact, forget the crudely made trash and the rubbish they're trying to sell to us. . . . so, Nigeria that we know is a "Stop-n-Search" Nation, nobody stopped this guy with these barrels until the "Oh-so-efficient-snipers-of-the-SSS" got to him?

My verdict? A homeless man has been relived of his burden, sent to the great beyond, and is now being paraded as evidence of the Nigerian Govt "Working".

What a shame!

The bolded dosn't really count, have you ever leaved in the North? especially during the harmatan?, try going for 12 hours without serious vaseline on your leg, your leg will be was than that dudes own,
We seem happier when we feel the Government is not working, if the news said the guy succeeded you would have been excited and hurled curses on the security agencies,

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Education / Re: ---- by KokoBeware: 12:51pm On Jan 23, 2012
You must be high on something, Abi an trick question be this, ?
Politics / Re: Picture Of The Prettiest Soldier In Nigeria by KokoBeware: 10:36am On Jan 21, 2012
The earrings gave her away, Your not allowed to wear this dangling earring in the army,
Politics / Re: Save Nigeria Group" Victory Rally" Called Off by KokoBeware: 1:47am On Jan 21, 2012
Its easy to say "DEFY THE DICTATOR" but when its time to "DEFY THE REAL ENEMY"!!!! that is some states away you cower away,

Useless bunch!!!
Politics / Re: NLC/TUC & FG Fail To Reach Compromise: Strike Continues by KokoBeware: 11:49pm On Jan 14, 2012
wow!! this is not goood,
Religion / Re: 200 Pastors Resign From Oyedepo's Winners Chapel by KokoBeware: 11:30am On Jan 12, 2012
Pastors are not meant to be in servitude forever. Even Jesus trained
his 12 apostles, and they effectively went their own ways to their own
ministries.

Jesus sent out 70 disciples in pairs to go and preach.
Paul Enenche, David Ibiyeomie and Simeon Afolabi are three well-
known pastors who were trained under Bishop Oyedepo. When it was
time for them to go, they went.
So if 200 pastors decided it was time to leave and branch out to fulfill
their own callings after undergoing the necessary trainings, what is
the issue there?

At least Bishop even gave them money to start with. I wonder how
some silly posters here will want someone to go into ministry without
a penny. How do they pay for church venues and stuff like that? I
worked under a boss for 10 years and I decided it was time to branch
out on my own. My boss is still owing me N50,000 salary as I speak to
you. He did not give me a penny but I thank God that what he is
owing me, I am able to pay to plenty of others under my employment
without issues.

People should stop this silly misrepresentation of the facts, trying to
paint Winners as a church in trouble or a business enterprise. There is
a limit to the number of pastors a ministry or church can have, and
when it is time to move on, a pastor moves on!
If you have a son who at the age of 40 or 50 is still living with you as a
parent, no plans to marry and start his own family or be independent,
is that son not worse than an slowpoke?
Nothing dey there!
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The apostles never started their own ministries, They spread the gospel not by starting "their own" did u eva hear of Church of Peter, orr St Johns church?

The problem here is dat they want to be boss and control the finance, its not the drive to spread the gospel that is making them leave,

Tell any of this people leaving to go to the rural areas and start a church they will neva agree cos its bad buisiness, we have enof churches in every major christian city in Nigeria.

You seem to agree that it is now strictly buisiness, - by compairing it to u and ur boss, their boss is not Oyedepo, Their boss should be God who called them,

The problem with ur logic is "HIS OWN" for crying out loud it should be God's Church not any individuals church He said "I will build my Church", Bt many people have come to claim the church for themselves imposing their pictures on bill boards and all, that is what gives them the impression that it is their church,

We are in for a great shock on the last day trust me

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