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Romance / Re: My Long Gone Girlfriend Comes Back, Want Me To Disvirgin Her By Force by kokosheen(m): 10:44am On Dec 13, 2012
olumaxi: i think mosttyms,ladies do attach much importance to whom they feal shld disvirgin them..i met a realy cute girl dis year..she had lyk 2 bfs b4 we met..guys she has been datin close to a yr..guys dat av fought her ova d issue of sex..anyway,one thing lead to d oda and i was d 1 dat disvirgind her..so,i fink dia's no big deal if she wants u to do it..besyds,dnt try to fal in lov wit ha again even if u disvirgin ha,cos o dangerous

Dude, the OP is in the category of those two guys you're referring to.
Romance / Re: Secrets! Secrets!! Secrets!!! by kokosheen(m): 10:34am On Dec 13, 2012
3triangle: It baffles me how we tend to condone evil in this country and we all call ourselves christians and moslems whose religions teaches uprightness and upholding of the truth. Well, as for me, we all stray and I did learn my lessons. I was an innocent girl that was taken advantage of. Looking back now, I wish I could take all that back. I have a trust issue with men now & its even a phobia I have to live with in my marriage when the time comes. That not withstanding, we should call this evil what it is. She is supposed to be a nursing mother, f-u-c-k-i-n-g another man who's not her husband and still breastfeeding her baby, that's abominable if you ask me.

I don't intend to tell on her, but I feel like telling someone maybe from there it will get to her husband. I am appalled at the act. Her marriage is young and this is just her 1st child. What is she looking for?

Abeg make una free me joooor.

I'll free you, but first remove the log in your eye before looking at another person's speck.

You should tell someone that you know would spread the gist until it gets to your sisters about your sexcapades with their husbys. You don't have to worry, their husbands took advantage of you, you were too young to know better, but now you are older, you are disgusted by the act and want to make sure people know the kind of person their husbands are.

If you can do this, then you're morally justified to tell on your aunt.
Romance / Re: And How I Found 'it'... by kokosheen(m): 11:40pm On Dec 12, 2012
Honestly, I stopped reading after the chewing gum part.
Phones / Re: Help I Can't Find Blackberry Messenger Icon On My Phone by kokosheen(m): 11:36pm On Dec 12, 2012
Gentle soul: Please tell me how I can get back Blackberry Messenger on my phone. I upgrated the one on my phone today and after I restarted it I have been unable to find the icon on my phone. Please help me

Maybe you mistakenly hid the icon. Press your menu key, scroll to 'show all' and click on it. If it shows but slightly transparent, scroll to the BBM icon, press menu key, scroll down to 'unhide' and click.

Hope this helps.
Romance / Re: Secrets! Secrets!! Secrets!!! by kokosheen(m): 11:06pm On Dec 12, 2012
3triangle: Its not about me this time. Yes I made my mistakes but I was naïve and the 2 men used me and took advantage of my innocence. That is history now though.

Focus on the topic guys and leave me out of this.

Thank you.

What do you mean focus on topic? Have you confessed your sins to your sisters? If you haven't and your secret liaison with their hubbies is still secret (meaning the hubbies themselves haven't confessed), then you have no right bringing this topic up.
Romance / Re: Secrets! Secrets!! Secrets!!! by kokosheen(m): 6:58pm On Dec 12, 2012
3triangle: I am just shocked to my marrow. I so wish to cause the husband to find out. The man is such a gσσ∂ and hard working man

But you didn't remember that your elder sisters (2 of them) had great husbands when you were digging them shey grin..

As your own issue died down, this will too. The only thing I think you can do is to call your aunt and discuss with her to stop what she's doing, don't go destroying other peoples marriage.

3triangle: I am like I said doing something abominable and I know. But I cant help myself. I am an existing member of nairaland.com but I cant post this using my original ID for fear of the stigma cos some of friends in school knows my nairaland.com handle.

I am 23yrs old and I am sleeping with my two elder sisters husbands. I am the last girl in a family of 4, 3 girls & a boy. The boy is the oldest. The most painful part is that I am in love one, who happens to be my immediate elder sister's husband. my immediate elder sister is 4yrs older than me. I have always had a crush on her husband right from when they were dating but I never thought it will get to the stage of me sleeping with him. Their marriage is 2yrs although they have no children yet. I am in LASU and their house is close to my school so I moved in with them after their wedding. Our illicit affair didnt start until april last year. My sister works on the Island and leaves for work very early in the morning while the husband is a business man in Alaba market. So I am left with making his food in the mornings before he goes to work. The first time was a mistake but it has never stopped after that mistake. It is actually a daily routine except on weekends that my sister doesnt work. I have cried several times because of what I am doing to her because she doesnt deserve it. She is a wonderful person.

On the part of my eldest sister, her husband is very wealthy and so he buys me things I can only dream of whenever he travels. He calls me baby of the house. They have 3 kids. His own is that he seduced me with a drink on my 20th birthday. I lived with them from when I was 17. We still do once in a while but its usually against my will cos he buys me stuffs even as I am in my immediate elder sister's house. I think I am finished if this thing gets out. I want to stop but I am already in love with my immediate elder sister's husband. He is so caring and so romantic. Someone please slap me out of this.
https://www.nairaland.com/589476/doing-something-abominable-know-need

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Health / Re: Stop Using Libido-Enhancing Drugs - NAFDAC Warns Nigerians by kokosheen(m): 3:49pm On Dec 12, 2012
babyosisi: Many men are swallowing these pills with alacrity on an empty stomach without knowledge of their medical state and they will climb up ,their hearts will pack up and they are unable to come down.
One just died in Calabar yesterday and the ashawo picked race
Be warned!

Didn't read this news anywhere or is it local gist? As in, are you the ashawo in question wink.

Don't mind me, just playing here. grin

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Politics / Re: Brig-gen Oluwole Rotimi’s Wife Kidnapped by kokosheen(m): 2:33pm On Dec 12, 2012
geez*:


So you think Yorubas don't carry licensed guns too? Or you think the OPC doesn't have weapons or will run in the face of violence? Ask the Ijaws as well as the Hausas when they stepped beyond their bounds in Yorubaland.

Yes, some Yorubas do have licensed guns but the question is what's the proportion of Yorubas with guns (whether licensed or not)?? 2/3/4/5% of the population?

Igbos at Alaba/Trade-fair complex (Aspamda)/Ladipo/Jankara/Ajegunle-Apapa wharf/Ajangbadi/Idumota have a good population that are armed or have handled arms before. I cannot give a %tage of this, as a poll cannot be conducted, but its on record that these markets also serve as gun trading posts. I’ve Igbo friends and most if not all, have at one time handled a gun before (maybe during festivals or from their guards or runz) while most Yoruba guys are too busy with Acada or chasing the golden fleece to be bothered.

I expected you to write that you, your brothers & cousins have shotguns under your bed, not mentioning OPC here. Do you think when it happens OPC would come to your doorstep to secure you or they'll first converge at pre-arranged gathering area? At this point, you should start thinking of how you'll secure yourself and your family first before you start calling for the Hausa treatment (that's if you're living with us in Nigeria).

On what you posted, were you present during these fights at Ajegunle/Idi-araba??, if you weren't and don't intend to participate in future ones, just shut-up and let the people who do, do the talking.

Nuff said.. We should start thinking (that's our greatest strength) and stop engaging in e-battles we won't be present to fight in.
Omo Odua ro nu!!!
Politics / Re: Brig-gen Oluwole Rotimi’s Wife Kidnapped by kokosheen(m): 12:37pm On Dec 12, 2012
T9ksy:

Little things (they say) amuses little minds, like yours.

Thank you sir for your kind words..Ode

With everything going on right now, you expect me to vent over a e-warrior comment You're behind a PC calling for northern treatment but when push comes to shove, we won't find you.

Let me tell you this, 1) I'm yoruba and have Igbo friends. 2) Lots of upward Igbo boys in Lagos have guns or have handled guns which you don't have/haven't handled. 3)Most Yoruba boys are to busy with Acada than to get involved with point 2. 4) Lots of Area boys don't count as they always scramble when it really gets hot.

Please, when you have at least a shotgun under your bed and your brothers & cousins do too, then come back and start writing people of little mind comments.

FYI I was active during the '93 riots, so I'm talking from experience. You shouldn't talk/act like Ojukwu that didn't have guns but went to war wink.

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Business / Re: Sonangols $3.2bn Profit Shows Nnpc’s Model As Broken by kokosheen(m): 7:30am On Dec 12, 2012
I've worked in O&G in Nigeria, and frankly, I think all our leaders should be shot. angry
Business / Sonangols $3.2bn Profit Shows Nnpc’s Model As Broken by kokosheen(m): 7:28am On Dec 12, 2012
Wednesday, 12 December 2012 00:00 PATRICK ATUANYA

Angolan state oil firm Sonangol’s strong profit growth for 2011 is highlighting the broken model of Nigeria’s state controlled oil company, the NNPC, which is hobbled by corruption, poor management and political interference.
Sonangol posted net profits for 2011 of $3.32 billion, a 32 percent rise and up from $2.52 billion in 2010.
Strong revenues on the back of high oil prices more than offset weak output last year, the company’s chief executive Francisco de Lemos Jose Maria said.
Sonangol is the main player in the oil sector in Angola, Africa’s second-largest oil producer after Nigeria. The company also has exploration activities in Iraq, Venezuela and Brazil.
Sonangol’s performance compares with the NNPC, which was described as “technically insolvent” by a former junior minister for Finance, Remi Babalola.
Analysts say the NNPC with its flawed business model has become a personal slush fund for Nigerian politicians.
Nigeria’s government owes the state-owned oil firm for improper, informal loans used to cover a range of expenses, from a presidential helicopter to maritime security and hardware for military personnel, according to a recent audit.
NNPC has also been forced to shoulder most of the cost of an expensive oil subsidy, with the corporation going from accounting for 60 per cent of Nigeria’s fuel imports in 2011, to now accounting for all of them.
The Federal Government owes the NNPC more than $8.1 billion in fuel subsidy payments, an unnamed NNPC source said last month, straining the corporation’s ability to import petrol and adding to its financial burden.
The NNPC budget (which has to be approved by parliament every year), is often inadequate for its growth capex.
“The NNPC should not be subjected to the National Assembly’s usual legislative processes and appropriation because it operates like a private corporation,” Petroleum Minister Diezani Allison-Madueke, said in a recent statement to the House of Representatives.
The corporation cannot also independently raise funding, leaving its joint venture cash call commitments often unfunded and behind schedule.
The NNPC (established in 1977) in joint partnerships with the major international oil companies (IOCs), produces most of Nigeria’s 2.4 million barrels a day of oil output, which contributes 80 percent of government’s revenue and 95 percent of foreign exchange.
The corporation also has interests in refining, petrochemicals and products transportation, as well as marketing.
The Petroleum Industry Bill (PIB) which aims to unify all the necessary legislation in one bill and provide a clear framework for investment in the energy sector, as well as transform the NNPC into a model state oil company such as Brazil’s Petro bras, has been largely stuck in the National Assembly.
A 2010 joint report by Transparency International and Revenue Watch Institute, found that NNPC had the poorest transparency record out of 44 national and international energy companies examined.
The NNPC received a score of zero - the only company to do so - in the category of “organisational information disclosure”, a measure of the transparency of a company’s deals and partnerships.
A report by the National Assembly in May, uncovered a $6.8 billion fraud involving Nigeria’s fuel subsidy, which is partly run by the NNPC.
The report said NNPC was accountable to no one and owed the government N704 billion ($4.34 billion) for subsidy violations and owed oil traders some $3.5 billion in unpaid bills.
Angola, Africa’s second-largest oil producer behind Nigeria, pumped 1.65 million barrels per day last year, earning the company (SONANGOL) $33.7 billion in revenues as oil prices rose above $100 a barrel.

http://www.businessdayonline.com/NG/index.php/news/76-hot-topic/48888-sonangols-32bn-profit-shows-nnpcs-model-as-broken
Romance / Re: My Long Gone Girlfriend Comes Back, Want Me To Disvirgin Her By Force by kokosheen(m): 5:38am On Dec 12, 2012
190-the-clown:



wait brof

is it possible to actually open it up and u' get 2 see the hymen in there
if yes - wahala dey oh cheesy

Bobs, I didn't know it was possible until I opened this thread too grin. As in, OP is not a medical practitioner, claims to be a MAN, and also had great urge of making love to the babe, but when confronted with the kitty-kat, could only devise an unknown method of checking if the hymen is there or not!!!.

What can I say now? He should use his method(s) to check if the place is still intact or not grin.

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Politics / Re: Brig-gen Oluwole Rotimi’s Wife Kidnapped by kokosheen(m): 12:17am On Dec 12, 2012
advocate666: these Yoruba pipul sef. Always copy copy. Good at nothing.

grin grin grin. this got me cracking.
Romance / Re: My Long Gone Girlfriend Comes Back, Want Me To Disvirgin Her By Force by kokosheen(m): 12:14am On Dec 12, 2012
ayolatun: Guy she wan jazz Ɣ☺ΰ !!!! Run for yah dear life.

lol grin.

On topic, someone else might have disvirgined her while on hols and maybe she took in. The question now is whether you are a virgin and she knows it. If you're one, her crayfish brain might be telling her to sleep with you and put the pregnancy on you.

Anyway, you messed up initially because no sensible babe would open up her kitty for a man to check if the hymen is there or not, if they didn't want him to hit it hard.

NOTE that all I have written above is a theory that might not be true. For all we know, she might still be one. Since you checked successfully last time you got there wink, you can still check if all is intact.

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Computer Market / Re: End Of The Year Sales Bonanza !!! --- Call/sms - 08036819899.pics Inside !!!!! by kokosheen(m): 5:52pm On Dec 11, 2012
Where in Oremeji are you situated? whats your building number?
Health / Re: The Cancer Girl Cured By The HIV Virus by kokosheen(m): 5:50pm On Dec 11, 2012
Now, this reminds of a certain movie & game series called Resident Evil where scientists were trying to modify the human genome by working on the T-cell, which ended up as the dreaded T-Virus. Hmmm!! so HIV might be a cure to cancer? but what hybrid disease will it produce (T-Virus shocked)..

Anyways, lets welcome the real life ALICE (let em watch her before she starts flying grin)
Education / Re: How Did You React To Your First "Carry-over" In School? by kokosheen(m): 7:09pm On Dec 10, 2012
micki83:
Lol@ "voltron arrangement". Thers always strength in numbers...until d lecturer seizes ur blazing sword.Muahahahaha!


grin
Education / Re: How Did You React To Your First "Carry-over" In School? by kokosheen(m): 6:15pm On Dec 10, 2012
My first, second and third carry-overs were my fault.. Too much club things, too much voltron arrangement, believing everyone in our Voltron-crew was like me, wicked lecturer (re-arranged the exam hall at the last minute grin).

When I saw my results with F-s, I just buckled up in subsequent semesters and got good grades (graduated with 2.1). I knew it was my fault and was just disappointed in myself. It even gave me the opportunity of dropping stragglers from the crew.
Politics / Re: Kidnappers Of Okonjo-iweala's Mother Demand $1Billion Ransom by kokosheen(m): 6:05pm On Dec 10, 2012
afam4eva:
Maybe when they read it, they'll change their mind.

grin grin grin... really, this got me cracking.

On topic, Boiz are not happy at all... [size=14pt]Imagine $1B[/size].. Even if the family haggles the price, what will they come down to? $50M?, $10M?, darn, that's still a Sh.i.t load of money.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: How Do I Gt To Oriental Hotel From Mile Two? by kokosheen(m): 5:02pm On Dec 10, 2012
sleeksavbvy: Guys i beg i need direction to oriental hotel from mile2 please

Take a cab of NGN2,500 OR Jump buses: Mile2 - CMS/Obalende - (Not sure ma sef, but ask at CMS/Obalende).
Technology Market / Re: Iphone 5 Unlocked Now Available From Apple Stores In USA by kokosheen(m): 11:50am On Dec 09, 2012
Seriously SMH undecided
Family / Re: "Pls Help this man – "How should he tell his Wife That he his HIV Positive?" by kokosheen(m): 10:57pm On Dec 08, 2012
The guy thinks he got infected by the co-worker but truth be told, he might have gotten infected through his wife as she could be cheating as well.

I know this is far-fetched, but the first thing he should do is to confront the co-worker on her HIV status as she's bound to know (shey its mandatory that workers in coy do the HIV test every 2 years). The risk here is that the co-worker might be uninfected, which means another party knows his status, but if it occurs this way, the discussion with his wife would take another dimension.
But if the co-worker is +ve (I.e. She infected him), he should come clean to his wife and save their children from getting accidentally infected.
Romance / Re: Romance Section Complaints and Suggestions Thread by kokosheen(m): 8:16pm On Dec 07, 2012
SK or SexKillz, I'm ashamed for you.. Hiding posts that show the kind of sham election you want to hold. I wrote what I observed and its clear as daylight now that you're trying all your possible best to make sure your candidate wins.

Note, that even though this is for the fun of it, you should never find yourself in a situation that you'll be best yet someone in a position of power would do their possible best to frustrate you.

The competition was nice in the beginning but you ended up spoiling the fun for me and my friends, thanks..I'm un-following the competition thread.

I have said my piece

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Romance / Re: Miss Nairaland - Grand Finale!!! ENDED!!! by kokosheen(m): 1:01pm On Dec 07, 2012
Sweetlemon
Technology Market / Re: Iphone 5 Unlocked Now Available From Apple Stores In USA by kokosheen(m): 2:24pm On Dec 06, 2012
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Technology Market / Re: Iphone 5 Unlocked Now Available From Apple Stores In USA by kokosheen(m): 2:16pm On Dec 06, 2012
So because you sell apple products, you prefer to stop others from buying themselves shey angry. How selfish of you. Must I buy from you

What kind of person are you sef.... angry...
Technology Market / Re: Iphone 5 Unlocked Now Available From Apple Stores In USA by kokosheen(m): 2:10pm On Dec 06, 2012
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Romance / Re: Miss Nairaland - Semi Finals by kokosheen(m): 1:47pm On Dec 06, 2012
Vote for:
Grp 1: Sweetlemon
Grp 2: Abil
Grp 3: Livialives
Grp 4: Achukwunet
Grp 5: Cindyrella
Technology Market / Re: Iphone 5 Unlocked Now Available From Apple Stores In USA by kokosheen(m): 9:53pm On Dec 05, 2012
tumababa:

Interesting. So u used a nigerian mastercard/visa card to purchase your phones on apple store? Please which bank?

GTB & Diamond
Romance / Re: Miss Nairaland - Elimination Round 2 by kokosheen(m): 5:19pm On Dec 05, 2012
Florena:
fallin doesn't matter, rising is d koko

Ok.. I would have expected that you'll get to the final round.

Like you said, Rising is the koko cool.. And, ITS JUST A SILLY GAME wink

Cheers

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