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Politics / Re: Police release NEW VIDEO: Extraordinary Scenes Inside Nigeria National Assembly by kokosheen(m): 2:03pm On Nov 22, 2014
10 years from now, hopefully the war would have ended, there wouldn't be any story of who started what, the documentary evidence is available in this internet age.

Unfortunately, some people are so myopic to see the clear and present danger we are all in. Please, my fellow citizens who do not have valid multiple entry visas to US/Canada/UK, let's us be wise in supporting these politicians in their bid to take the country into chaos - THEY WILL NOT BE IN NIGERIA WITH THEIR FAMILIES UNTIL IT ENDS.

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Politics / Re: Breaking: Boko Haram Renames Captured Adamawa Town, Mubi, “madinatul Islam” by kokosheen(m): 7:59am On Nov 05, 2014
Emmaesty:
It's people like you that made me dislike Islam. How can u support Boko Haram? How can you be happy when innocent people are dying? Do you have a conscience at all? I'm sure you are not related to any bomb blast victim, that's why u are still blindly supporting Boko Haram. Till then sha
Pls, tit is at most an atheist but surely not a Muslim. She's being satirical but is now taking it too far.
Admin/Seun, pls you need to address this issue of a known GEJ apologist and non-Muslim typing things to further create shism amongst us.
Politics / Re: Breaking: Boko Haram Renames Captured Adamawa Town, Mubi, “madinatul Islam” by kokosheen(m): 7:53am On Nov 05, 2014
tit:
To all the good people here,
there is a competition.
first prize is two buduruwah for eligible mujahideen.

(just for a week, grin
or you can just do kwana gida with them. grin grin
i know most of you cannot handle a woman for 1 month. you will run like Nigeria army)

there is a competition.
just like our good brothers have renamed Mubi to Madinatul Islam,
we need names for
Jos
Yola
makurdi
Gboko
Akure
Enugun
Owerri
Aba
Osogbo
Ibadan
Lagos
and so on.
Please submit your entries to me.
Mallam shekau shall rename Abuja himself
while as his right hand woman (and supplier of duri),
i shall rename Ilorin.

Please be fast with your proposals
our army will not take long
to dip the qoran
into the sea.

Assalayam Allaiykum
my brothren and sistern in war peace
You might think that you're having fun ridiculing Islam and misdirecting less informed people about the aims of mad men in Boko Haram, but the skit you've typed above can get you into a lot of trouble if someone in the intelligence community picks it up.
I'm sure you'll have a hard time explaining your role as Shekau's woman.
You might not like the religion but going as far as ridiculing its prophet and holy books is not fair game. The country is not at peace and we, it's citizens should not through our written words drive it further into chaos as those simple/funny words to you might mean the demise of thousands and much more.
Politics / Re: Buhari Collects Just 10% Of The Supposed Past Presidents' Salary by kokosheen(m): 6:31pm On Oct 22, 2014
walton1:
deceive yourself but he drives around with bullet proof cars and escort

Hope you know the bullet-proof car and escort is provided by the State security service and comes out of their budget?

No country would let its former number 1 citizen unguarded even the ones forcefully removed

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Politics / Re: Muhammadu Buhari, By Femi Aribisala by kokosheen(m): 5:19pm On Oct 22, 2014
maestroferddi:
I ordinarily do not respond to wild and baseless speculations.

No bank in Nigeria disburses N27m by ticking off a checklist. A product programme with a limit of N25m normally needs management sign-off, in the least, a GM endorsement.

Disbursement of N27m as low a number as 100 beneficiaries would amount to almost N3 billion of principally unsecured loan whilst 1000 customers would translate to almost N30 billion. Which Nigerian bank would want to be that exposed on unsecured consumer loan? Just factor in the fact that customers are supposed to be availed of the loan willy-nilly within 3 days as you want us to believe. Any bank on that kind of largesse would experience a bank run within 6 months.

You better stick to what you know.

You're still arguing

Foe example see link to requirements for a personnal loan - http://www.firstbanknigeria.com/products/individual/loans/personal-loan-against-salary/

Key features -

* Up to 36 months repayment option subject to retirement age of 60yrs
* No security/guarantor
* Faster Processing
* No equity contribution
* Minimum documentation
* Irrevocable domiciliation of salary for the duration of the facility is in place

See Fidelity bank offering attached - I worked in a bank and this is piecemeal information for most marketers.
Politics / Re: Muhammadu Buhari, By Femi Aribisala by kokosheen(m): 3:20pm On Oct 22, 2014
maestroferddi:
To start with, you are not a banker so it will be pointless arguing with you.

Let me give a brief idea of how the system runs:

First of all, loans are usually categorised by nature (type) and amount.
No bank in Nigeria will sanction a loan of N27m at a branch level. Infact, the amount will need an MD's sign-off.

Most blue chip companies execute domiciliation agreements with respect to their staff borrowings. So the loan you got, which I believe must have been benchmarked at a cap of say N10m, must have been secured by your terminal benefit and other entitlements were you to exit the company at any point in time. Putting it succinctly, the bank could always have made recourse to your employers for recovery in the incidence of a default.

Banking is guided by sound laws, rules and regulations. No bank worth its salt would indulge in throwing away money to assuage whims and caprices of members of the society, no matter how highly place they appear to be.

The argument you put forward has evidently collapsed like a pack of cards.

Dude, if you are not in the economic bracket to receive such loans, say so and ask questions.

One can receive a personal loan of up to 30M from FBN against their salary, 50M from Fidelity and 20M from GTB. These loans are received in less than 3 working days.

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Phones / Re: New BBM Update Will Let You Delete Messages Even After You've Sent Them :D by kokosheen(m): 11:42am On Oct 19, 2014
This would be very very nice. Needed this 3 years now.
Romance / Re: Do I Keep Her? by kokosheen(m): 12:46pm On Oct 14, 2014
OP, after a few years of marriage, you will find that Love alone is not enough. These qualities you find in her, if genuine are the bastions that would hold true when the rocky times start and bet me, they will.

You can learn to love her with time; the question is whether the basic foundation is there.

Some questions for you -
How is the sex? Mind blowing, great or just there? Sex is great and it will wane for a while but if really great would help to bring you back home after you gone out once or twice (in your case, you will most likely cheat).

How does she take critical decisions? Does she run them by you and end up doing what she wanted in the first place against your advice OR she just rolls over to do whatever you say? Must ideal scenario is your having a wife you can trust to make decisions together whether good or bad

Level of trust? Do you trust her and does she trust you? If there's no trust from either of you, then you're on some rocky road.

Anyways, the decision is yours to take, whether you stay with or let her go, you are the one that gets to leave with it for the rest of your life.
TV/Movies / Re: The Strain Fanpage... The Most Original Vampire Tv Series by kokosheen(m): 4:46pm On Oct 13, 2014
decepticos:
brother most of the people who started this thread didn't expect it to turn out like this. What really thrills me is the politics behind it all, it feels so real. The mexican is about to get some real vampire killing gear with training attached, now dats on some vampire hunter sh..I,!t

I know the series is conceptualised from a book but don't want to read it yet.

I don't know about the Mexican, his character is just too unstable for me. He driven not by loyalty or sense of right/wrong but by what HE would gain.

I see him being the big bad wolf once he horns his vamps killing skills
TV/Movies / Re: The Strain Fanpage... The Most Original Vampire Tv Series by kokosheen(m): 4:41pm On Oct 13, 2014
khanivorous:
Awesome ending

I guess sunlight can't kill the master...now that's some variation from the normal vamps we know

Abeg...why don't TV shows last up to 18-23 episodes anymore

Getting tired of this 13 episode tv show all over the place

You're correct, it used to be that shows go on 3 - 4 months break between seasons but now, everyone is running the 8 - 13 episodes format, which makes the break 8 - 9 months. I guess it’s because of the calibre of A-list actors and directors now doing TV series. There's better acting, directing and the special effects is off the hook (e.g. GoT).

If you have the time, go watch Penny Dreadful (Tight - Eva green, Josh Hartnett, Timothy Dalton, etc.). Its 8 episodes for season one but has everything, Vamps, werewolves, demons & exorcism etc.

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Business / Re: How Much Did You Exchange The Dollar For Today? by kokosheen(m): 5:43pm On Oct 09, 2014
please, whats the current dollar excchange rate? my bank pointman offered something outrageous
Romance / Re: My Girlfriend Suddenly Start Asking For Sex by kokosheen(m): 1:55pm On Oct 06, 2014
zeroshadow:
Tell her u'll have sex with her in some months... She may be pregnant for someone else but once u "enter the place" she'll wait some weeks to tell u she's pregnant.


You got the gist.

Op, she thinks she's pregnant or already is. Don't be a Mugu, wear double condom. Its the least you deserve for being faithful grin

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TV/Movies / Re: The Strain Fanpage... The Most Original Vampire Tv Series by kokosheen(m): 10:55am On Oct 06, 2014
Season finale out.

Best series I've watched in awhile
Autos / Re: 2015 Mercedes Coupe SUV by kokosheen(m): 2:35pm On Oct 03, 2014
thegame: this is a glaring attempt to unseat bmw x6. smiley

Late in the game.. Porsche Cayenne, BMW X6, Range Evoque and to a smaller extent, Honda Crosstour and Toyota Venza already have leads in this niche market. Maybe die-hard MB fanatics would give it a try but me, I'll stay with the big boiz for nw (GL 450/550).

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Politics / Re: Breaking: Joseph Mbu Orders The Detention Of AIT Senior Correspondent by kokosheen(m): 10:35pm On Oct 02, 2014
Fresh air tinz!!!

Just a snap shot of what to expect 2015 - 19. Imagine this man being the IG late 2015. We never see anything.

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Politics / Re: Shekau Appears To Be Alive In Newly Released Video by kokosheen(m): 12:26pm On Oct 02, 2014
olapluto:
BBC is pathetic. I observed how they were so laggy in reporting the Konduga victories of NA. It took them close to 1 week to report it. Even then, the news was hidden in the last paragraph of another news.
Is it not shameful that they are so quick to report this news that is a blow to NA?

Your observation is correct. I once thought this reasoning was PDP apologists playing to the gallery but the Konduga event really showed the cards of the western media.

I've scanned the net and can't find the video, but this is not the first time Shekau has been reported killed by NA and AFP quoted that they have a video showing otherwise. That video was never released till a few weeks after the new hekau was coached and physically groomed for his role. I suspect they are doing same (my theory).

May God give us victory over our enemies - both seen and unseen, Amen.

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Politics / Re: Shekau Appears To Be Alive In Newly Released Video by kokosheen(m): 12:09pm On Oct 02, 2014
Just heard it on BBC, would like to see the video though. Hope forensic analysis is done to confirm the date the video was done.

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Romance / Re: Why Do Guys Ask Out Their Friend's Girlfriend. by kokosheen(m): 2:58pm On Sep 28, 2014
Any "boy" that does that, is still in diapers and would be isolated and f-up treated in the near future.

It's against the rule - a guy doesn't make a pass at his friend's gf/wife/sister. Only exceptions are sisters with permission (& intention to marry) and to a small extent, ex-GFs with permission (it still is a awkward scenario though).

There are too many ladies/girls out there just as you've stated

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Politics / Re: Shekau Before He Was Killed?: Did He Have To Be Killed? by kokosheen(m): 4:13pm On Sep 25, 2014
glory2glory: I thought he was killed in a gun battle? So he was actually apprehended. In as much as I'm happy for these recent victories by the military, I wonder about the sponsors of bh. Why is that the DSS and milatary have not been able to extract useful information from all those arrested so far about their sponsors? The FG and PDP wants us to believe APC is behind BH, why is it so difficult for them to prove this after arresting so many BH members and Shekau himself?

The question you asked is a 9.3 million dollar one.

I'm glad that we've been able to rout these devils but have serious misgivings about the lack of visible attempt to apprehend their sponsors.

This BH issue shouldn't be thrown under the carpet to re-emerge after this dispensation as hell-hounds on earth.

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Politics / Re: Emir Of Kano Sanusi Lamido Prostrates To Greet Alaafin Oyo by kokosheen(m): 11:51pm On Sep 24, 2014
Old picture. Mods, please delete this thread-

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Nigeria Records 85 Per Cent Employment In 6 Months – NBS by kokosheen(m): 5:58pm On Sep 23, 2014
What total are they referring to?

A total of 1.5 million employed people from last year or a total of 1.5 million people among the roughly 50 million skilled and unskilled workforce in the country

These people have got to be cra*y

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Politics / Re: Captured Boko Haram APC... Is This Same As The One In The Background?? by kokosheen(m): 7:24pm On Sep 18, 2014
They look the same but are not the same.

The white text are of different sizes..
Politics / Re: Would You Vote For Goodluck Jonathan Come 2015? by kokosheen(m): 10:42am On Sep 18, 2014
I voted for him in 2011 thinking he would try and work on the region producing the nation's wealth. But I have been disappointed so much..

A gun needs to be on my head and everyone I love heads before I make the same mistake again.

No way.

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Health / Re: Help! Help!! Help!!! by kokosheen(m): 7:01pm On Sep 12, 2014
neyur: That is the problem,she dont want to leave her house....d pregnant is just 1month old.

Take her to the hospital now, otherwise you would wish you did when its too late.

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Family / Re: I Am Having Second Thoughts Concerning My Wedding by kokosheen(m): 9:54pm On Sep 08, 2014
DoctorVicky:

Honestly, right now, I think I'll jump & pass. I've seen so much in my life & I'd prefer to learn from other people's experiences not mine. The fear of what ppeople will say is the least of my concern

Have you called and spoken to him about this? Some people from upbringing are not used to doing things for others, so you might need to nurture him into taking care of you. Calling off the marriage based on your family's perception without giving the guy a chance might be rather rash.
Politics / Re: Boko Haram Have Nigerians Where They Want With Latest Media Propaganda by kokosheen(m): 4:43am On Aug 26, 2014
The NA should work on its PR arm to counter the BH propaganda. We should be seeing videos of successful campaigns where the BH terrorist are being massacred to serve as deterrent to potential terrorist that are yet to be radicalised.
All we have from the army are pictures at the outskirts of Damboa which makes me seriously doubt their claim to have recaptured the town.
Anyways, I pray Almighty God gives them the strength and wisdom to prevail over these animals, amen.
Nairaland / General / Re: Nairaland Tribute To Dr Ameyo Adadevoh by kokosheen(m): 12:15am On Aug 21, 2014
RIP. May almighty give her family the strength to bear this loss. Thank you for saving us all.
Celebrities / Re: Pictured: Jayz's Extra Marital Affair Baby Boy Revealed Or Could This Be His Res by kokosheen(m): 12:18pm On Aug 05, 2014
the other kid must be tiger wood's son then grin
Politics / Re: FG Unveils North-east Reconstruction Plan by kokosheen(m): 11:04am On Aug 01, 2014
Where is the CONSTRUCTION plan for the south-south
Politics / Re: Gen Buhari Immediately After The Blast(video) by kokosheen(m): 12:20pm On Jul 24, 2014
kramer:

Google "double tap terrorism" and educate yourself. This tactic has been employed by terrorists all over the world including those boko ediots and the Boston marathon bombers

Think hard before typing.

That BH has employed double tapping before does not mean it does so all the time. If you watched the video properly, you would have seen that Buhari's vehicle stopped a distance away from the bomb explosion (about 200 - 300 yards I reckon) and he wouldn't have just stepped out of the vehicle except if his security team had not scanned and ensured there were no further threats.

Don't forget that he mentioned the vehicle chased them for awhile and only closed the distance to detonate the bomb due to traffic which might not have been planned. For his security to have noticed this vehicle, they would have noticed if there were others making the same driving manoeuvres to catch up with them.

I don't appreciate insults so please tone it down.. you can make your points without it.
Politics / Re: Gen Buhari Immediately After The Blast(video) by kokosheen(m): 7:24am On Jul 24, 2014
kramer: Hmmm

Why would he still stay around that location? The boko ediots could have been lurking around for a double tap

And you think the attackers are fools who would wait to be caught after trying to bomb and have shot-up a car?

Haba, this kind of reasoning I'm seeing from most of us southerners is sickening and I pray it doesn't come back to haunt us.

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Politics / Re: Who Stands To Gain Politically From Today's Failed Attack On Buhari? by kokosheen(m): 6:08am On Jul 24, 2014
If by OP's reasoning that Buhari/APC is to gain from this incident, then the whole insurgency is being sustained by GEJ/PDP as it's only decimating opposition strongholds and most likely prevent elections in these regions next year.

I'm just following the OP's reasoning and nothing more! SMH

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