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I actually did a google seach for them and did not get much. If only our music history could be preserved better!

See?

So the prophecy is true then

what's ur own now? that's how u push people into bringing unwanted kids into this world make the pikin go dey suffer for life.

abeg remove the plywood in ur eyes first

but that Karma girl wicked no be small. haba!!

That was the best page 1 of any thread so far for me sha!!


https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-195503.0.html

Page 1 of this thread is the best page on the entire NL site!!!

gbam!!

Karma, for say Sisterwoman na naija, she for use juju on you now now o

lol. whatever iice. I think I know ur question. But i'll pass since you decided to.

I dont remember how long it takes . . .thankfully.

iice,

being razz has nothing to do with being a tomboy. You think ur one?

and I'm still tripping for you concerning the petrol suck. ever gotten into ur head before?

that shit is crazzzyyyyy. I mistakenly sucked gas once and it went straight up my brain - damnnnnnnnn!!!!

I was mad for several minutes

it goes both ways and it is G-L-O-B-A-L

iice:
[color=#9900ff]Ohh i don't mean i pushed it all by myself, i had his help or he had my help[/color]

I wasnt referring to the physical strenght. I meant confidence

all of una dey try show skill now

Here's one for ya ladies:

Have you sucked petrol from the gas tank b4??

beat that

Spiky, she had no choice. I too much now

You know some women appreciate that kinda stronghold from a man - I no be fake at all o.

some girl told me: "if on the first 2 or 3 dates all ur doing is taking me to the most expensive restuarants, I'll put up a front when you decide to take me to a mama put and tell you I dont eat at such places"

and that is true. some people meet babes and all they do is shag them on the bed only - when theyre supposed to shag on the stairs, roof, table, kitchen, car, etc so the bed can know say u be craze man right from the start

iice:
[color=#9900ff]Nothing to it.  Yeah there were people around
Cars breakdown.  Am used to pushing and letting the car start
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iice, there's a lot to it and I'm sure you know what I mean.

It takes a very strong babe to be able to do that

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while we were still dating, I made my g/f (now my wife) hold on to a matress I'd just bought from the store all the way to the apartment.

The matress was tied on to the top of the car and the wind was shaking it so she had to hold out her hand to hold it steady - there was a pissed off look on her face but I no send o!!!

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a female freind once told me that most babes on a public bus will not call you out to greet you if ur driving or walking along - cos they dont want you to see them on a bus / molue. I'm sure it's even worse now.

Na, there was no container, the guy had it in a sleek wooden cigar box.

Again, i'm not sure what I saw was the real thing, but the name Angel Dust was popular back then.

But some other girl I used to give a ride to her office on the island left me on the 3rd mainland bridge - my break pads were holding down the tyres so the car wouldnt move and all we really had to do was pull over for a while and let the engine cool down and then we'll start driving again.


and the girl na my cousin fiancee o, she flagged down a colleaue and left me right there.

I no tell my cousin sha, make dem no call me daleru.

wow . . . iice. how was it. were there people around or it was in the bush??

I remember picking up a prospective date and my entire silencer dropped allt he way from the engine. I pulled over, grabbed some leaves, carried the damned thing and put it inside the car. You can imagine the noise all thru the drive- but the good thing is we made good fun out of it and still went to buy our suya. I have great respect for girls like that.

Dont worry girl, just make sure you date guys with potential - you will soon get to the promised land.

_{I'm sure you know I dont believe you}

This needs to be in Lagos or Abuja to be legit.

Ladies, can you help  / have you helped push or jumpstart your boyfriend's car when it breaks down in heavy traffic??

_{don't start telling me his car will never break down or it is automatic transmission abeg. No excuses}

cos they dont like to be seen by their freinds while on an okada or waiting at the bus stop with their boyfriend.

I wonder why.

you guys are obviously new school. some guy once showed me back in college - it's some kind of white power (not sure if it's the real thing)

but yea, it was very common back then.

Felix Liberty

Tunde Monode

Francis Nbaga

they used to be the bomb back in the days . . . . does anyone know ?

Heard while in school bak in the days that Angel dust is suppposed to be some aphrodisiac for women.

Does it really work . . .anyone seen it or used it before ??

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_{gbeborun master of information and education}

abujabooks:
@kokoye,

Not all mothers r like that. Common in new mums. After d 2nd child, those mums tend 2 relax.

Thank You ojare. I have been trying to work on the 2nd child but they wifey no put bodi for ground

Help me beg am o

Here's what you do

Remove some buggers from your nostril and scrape some dirt from your earlobe. then take a white pice of cloth and wipe some sweat of ur left armpit.

put the rest of the stuff in the white cloth then take it to baba Oleyo @ igbogbamiodunde bustop in alekuwodo village. He'll fix you up real good. Hoe wont even collect any money from you but he might ask for some of ur urine so he can sell it. Been there done that so I know it works like a charm

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_{suck it up and move on with ur life}

Adexy001:
Buy Lemon Vicks, no more cattarh, no more cough, no more kpo ho kpo ho

nice one.

today - Nov. 13

asewo osi

carry go jo

spikedcylinder:
kokoye is my egbon o, don't let my husband get mad at you.

abi ojare Spiky darling.

No incest in ma family

KarmaMod:
can you speak spanish, kokoye

Yo deseo. _{I wish in Spanish}

Thank God for google.

oke abi isale ?

??

So, can we put Lucozade wrap over the black n white dreams so it kinda loooks coloured then?

Kokoye is on his way to Mexico to go hire some kidnappers.

The kidnappers over there dont joke and theyre not as timid as their Nigerian counterparts - they send you the victim's toes and fingers to prove the kidnap. Then they collect the ransom and still kill the victim anyways.


Oya, who dey talk ? talk am make i hear ooooooooo