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stretchmarks are no big deal my brother.

If you intend to get married and let ur wife have kids sometimes in the future, then you better get used to it

myndofgold:
I guess we need to start slittin throats then!

Go ahead.

u get the liver?

@ post.

Must you tribalize this issue? We all know this is a worldwide thing - not only in Naija. So why u singling out a single tribe??

I can understand if a lady's dating a married man - there a like 12 women to 1 man right now so yea, ok.

But pls dont further widen a division that already exists.

I am sure you would date a rich married man if you were 35 and still single. _{how are we sure you are not actually doing that right now?}

Must we create hatred just because we wanna post a thread?

Spiky,

you CANNOT be TONDO _{just want to be sure, though you can be sneaky with ur lines.}

I trust you sha

Well, you talked, didnt you?


How dare you insult a pix of me - are you God??


God dey o. _{I hand you over to his court}

In the beginning, God created Adam and Eve.

On the 2nd day, Eve slept with the reptile then slept with Adam as she fed him the apple. Adam became infected with infidelity

On the 3rd day, the infidelity virus became stuck on Adam's thoat and became Adam's Apple.

Infidelity will be here as long as man has adam's apples.

Blame it on the EVE's of this world!!!

MrCrackles:


So the pain wasnt excrutiating then?

Why dont u go and find out?

The taste of the gbegiri is in the eating.

Sauron, I know say u be spirit. But Frodo don already kill you now - abi u don return ni?

n-guage:
Did you ever get raped in jail?

Yea, twice. But I dont wanna talk about it _{painfully exciting}

Sauron, na only ur evil eye person see for ya profile. I go call Frodo make he come pluck am out now now.

put ur picture make we see

monkey no fine, but im mama . . .

before you begin dey yab me, wey ur own foto?

myndofgold ,

  Facebook consists of friends whove known you since before you were born. But in NL, everyone wears a mask.

You sef, wey ur pix? no be only tatoo you show us

show ur face like moi!

I just uploaded my pix - check it out and drool. fine boy no pimples.

Upload ur picture if you got liver!!

Yea, I just replaced it - this was after I became a capone in jail.

What the hell.

I just uploaded my pix. Eat ur hearts out!

You better marry the guy quick quick.  Oko won l'ode o!!!

No kids, go to school but keep ur husband.

What is the ratio of Men to women in the world now - 1:27 ??

the guy na 'burra'

You _{I wont believe it!}

nj11:
just love it when his jeans pants runs low and the waist band of his boxer has that label,its so cute.

Please watch interview with Fleece Johnson, an inmate on MSNBC.

His common phrase: I LOVE BOOTY

His definition of booty: Men / boys who sag their pants / trousers

His plans for them: he'll wax the booty no matter what. So you can give it up the easy way or the hard way.

_______________

If you watch that show, you'll think twice about sagging your pants. A word is enough for the wise.

TONDO - Please respond to these 'allegations' so we can proceed.

Cash donations are also welcome. _Yahooze?

TONDO needs your help to improve his written (or spoken or thoughtful) English.

Please offer suggestions on this thread.

Courtesy: Advancement for better language on NL. _{A non-profit organization}

I love you TONDO.

You sure know how to generate controversy

More grease to ur elbows

While we were dating, my wife practically introduced me to every family member at some party. I told her I was not comfortable with all the attention and she politely asked me how i'd feel if she just ignored me at the party like some bodyguard she was using.

I thot about it for a while and was like 'na'.

So the lady should give the guy a taste of his own poison

The best thing to do is get back at him. trust me, guys dont like to be introduced like that.

She should invite him to a party with loads of cool people there and make sure she's looking real sexy. then introduce him non-chalantly to some hot chap as a neighbour and ignore him for the rest of the evening (go check on him every 10mins to make sure he's boiling though).

but you should be ready to call it quits with him b4 taking my advice o. . and I hope the guy's not a player cos then he really wont care.

strike back!

Simple: The man does not change his last name so the father knows his name will continue to exist.

The female child on the other hand gets married and starts bearing the husband's name - and this is the prayer of every parent. (who cares if they add their maiden name to thier husband's name?)

This is one of the major reasons - and I also know a lot of white men who truly want male kids, or have you ever heard of a female U.S president? well maybe almost, but not yet!


I only answered the question so please do not crucify me

KarmaMod ,

   I dont have a problem with her shopping for him - he looks sharp all the time.

Now imagine, if she's doing this for a boy, what'll she do for a baby girl??

My fear is when we have a daughter, them I'm in trouble cos I'm sure we both agree the malls here are made for females - so maybe my wife'll start living in the malls shopping for her girl.

KarmaMod,

well, a lot of my son's clothes were bought from these stores and I know they are at times havily discounted. Again not all the times but surely at times. She will not buy if the prices are high

You want make I scan receipts show you??  because my wife always makes sure she shows me the receipts or I go vex  - she too dey buy clothes for the boy.

Anyway, even high end stores like Macys and Nordstroms even have crazy sales at times - you just have to get lucky to be there then. Or buy the local newspaper and cut out the coupons. I'm talking from wifely experiences

But NY pricing can be different from other parts of the country though

My boy wears Ralph Lauren from head to toe, courtesy his mom of course - she does a very good job at it .

But guess what - she only buys them when / where theyre on sale. Like she'll pay $5 for a polo shirt that's originally $25. When the high-end stores in the U.S run out of space, they send some of their wares to stores like TJ Maxx and Marshalls and those in turn sell them for way less - that's where the wifey goes to shop for my boy.

It doesnt make sense to spend big all the time for kids cos they grow up every week. But if you get the stuff you really want for like 80% off the original price, why not ?

I bought him some pricy timberland boots for him birthday, but I made sure they were two sizes higher than his current foot size and they still fit good too.

lol.

Spiky ojare. been ok. had some friends over from naija so been occupied (you people visiting from naija can shop!!!!). how have you been anyway?

Hey guys, I called the stuff the wrong name, it is Spanish fly, not Angel dust.

S-PA-N-I-S-H F-L-Y

I'm sure a few guys have heard of this