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It was on
NTA 10 then, I was staying with my Uncle in Surulere. I was still looking for admission. It was on Levi Ajuonuma(of blessed memory) show in the afternoon. I watched the second plane hit the tall building. Hmmm. It was a sad moment.

brodaman1: Lol ......... Bros go buy ur own no be ebook

my bro, if I dey Benin I for don buy. I dey a bit far from town. Though iam on
My way now. Thank you.

OP, I don't seem to undastand what u want. Is it that u like ur sinlgles status at 30+? Or is it that the pressure of marriage is becoming unbearable to u? As for me , from all u said and the arrongance in ur word, u don't seem to be ready for marriage and I don't think its a bad idea if the life u r living makes u happy. At this age, it looks as if u r still catching ur fun. Whc is still ok by me. Marriage is nt a 'most' thing in life. We all have different callings. Choose what u want and stick on
It. You can still hang out with Children who are still in their mother's womb. Its a matter of choice.

For the past 3 yrs, I have nver spent 5mins without my fones except on
Sundays. My fone right now is my life. Got so many deals on
Them.

berem: Necklace! I despise any guy wearing necklace!

u are bad. And u nver told me this and u no I wear necklace.

I hate seeing gals on
Wrestler's pant.

strangest: Yes, I also got the sms, the last time I was in UNIBEN around the main gate where they have business centres there were people selling past years questions and answers , the questions was arranged according to the program you are going for, I am going for MPH and the questions include current affairs(general paper), english, quantitative and maths. Hope this helps

Thank you so much bro, am going for MBA pls if anybody can help me with the question, I will be glad. Pls send a copy to ikachi81@yahoo.com

kulyie: eri awon oniranu.smh

I suspect u r thesame person as the OP, u took this matter so personal so that u even spoke a Language I don't even undastand. If u like, do the whole 25 and even add more. I caReless u hear me so?

Wonder dee: I was watchin the entertainment news on silverbird last week wen i heard all dem guys talk about party songs being what nigerians need now, they said no party songs no progress in d industry. How many of u beliv dat?

its very true. If u don't have a party jamz now in naija, u r just making fool of ursef.
Abt 70-80% doesn't have anything lyrical wise. From Iyanya to Chuddyke to Azonto crooners to ... Name are all rubbish lyrically.

[quote author=Gabriel_sylar]The summary of these commandment is KILL YOURSELF FOR A WOMAN SO SHE CAN MARRY SOMEONE ELSE[/quote]same way I feel.

[quote author=lola.luv]Very true. The relationship world would be a much better place if people learned to this to one another.[/quote]all this Nigerian women too like better thing sef.. Wetin una dey do to make una man happy , apart from opening ur 2 laps

I received a text msg to come around on
The 8-9-12 for a. Screaning exercise. Pls did anybody receive that same msg. What shoud we expect .
Thank you.

A Tokunbo Honda accord 2000 model for sale .
Price: 900k asking
Comprehensive pictures can be send to your inbox any time u want.
The Vehicle is at Ikeja Lagos. Always ready for inspection.
call 07037737433, 08099800206.
Email: ikachi81@)yahoo.com

bbpreye: How does this affect the price of garri? Huh?

very good example of someone who has just being discharged from Yaba Left.

Hmm, the day I met my younger sister with a guy. I just got angry and went to wait for her at home. When she came back , I was so mad that I slapped her. Buh each time we remember those days we will just laff today. I used to be over protective to those my sisters. At a time I even told them they can have boys friends but they shud nt do any thing with any of my friend o. Na that one for gv me hrt attack. But thank God today they are all married.

One even married one of my coursemate in the Uni.
It all started when the Little girl came to write GCE in my sch, I did nt talk to the boy till the day he came to pay the bride price.

Korrection: UNA SURE SAY SEUN THE NAIRALAND OWNER NO DEY pHUCK THIS TONTO DIKE?....IF TONTO DIKE SH1T..NAIRALAND GO SEE AM..IF SHE MESS..WE GO SEE AM...IF SHE PHUCK WE GO SEE AM...WETIN DEY WORRY NL MODS SELF??

my thinking too.

onila: damn those Naija chicks back home are so razz

just like Idowuogbo

Not just Razz but annoying too especially the name u mentioned.

I have nver commented here before, buh I have done good businesses on
This forum. I so much trusted this forum. Sometimes when I come here, I do tell mysef that Nigeria is getting there. I and my Friend bought a car from the US without even meeting the pple involved. It was just emails upon emails till the car got to Nigeria.

Its quiet unbelievable that some mischievious elements have started to slow us down.

Mr Bosun, if I were u, I will nt comment here again or even involve anybody here on
NL on
This matter becos u shud no u r on
Ur own in this matter. Just go down and do some underground work on
Ur own and get this man out.
The man in question in one of his posts said even if u involve the law enforcement agents, its same process of payment that they will resolve with you. fine. But he no that its not everybody that has time for the so call enforcement agents here in Nigeria.

Mr seller, u have fooled this man, and this man has every right on
Earth, in heaven and in hell to do with u. Just keep run and don't pay ur debts and let's see how far u will run.

Antivirus92: I save mine with 'NKITA'. It's an igbo word meaning my dear

NKINTA, hmmm

Its only in Nigeria that a man of God tells people τ̅☺ leave there place of worship and start attending his own

Its only in Nigeria a law court will throw out a case for lack of evidence or for wrong personality whtever, and this same person is being convicted and jailed else Wђε̲̣̣̣̥я̲̣̣̥ε̲̣̣̣̥ for same offence.

Its only in Nigeria drivers think a Zebra crossing sign is a TOM TOM sign. Thank God they have changed there wrap.

chii8: Most 9ja guys hardly luvs,dts d prob,cos if u luv a lady,u wont give it a second tot 2 pay 4 her tfare back home,mtcheeeeeeeew

Naija babes mentality low sha

buzugee: not true. being black in america while driving ? black men in america fear the police seriously. you can get stopped and shot or have drugs planted on you. police can end your life in an instant either through killing you or planting drugs and hence them locking you up for 30 years. happens all the time

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All these ones are happening there and U̶̲̥̅̊ guys are comfortably staying there. Wahala D̶̲̥̅̊ε̲̣̣̣̥γ̲̣̣̥ o.

Its only in Nigeria that someone buys a fone and expect other pple τ̅☺ recharge or suscribe for them


Its only in Nigeria a University 4yrs program ends after 7yrs.

Its only in Nigeria U̶̲̥̅̊ see the pages of Newspapers that Billion of Naira has been earmarked for a project and at the end nothing is been done.

Its only in Nigeria you will see somebody cos a problem for him or her self and go ahead τ̅☺ blame GEJ.

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I have met many, buh may nt ßξ able τ̅☺ show there user name because it was strictly on
Business. All I have met are very good pple.

Olympic has nt finished yet. Let's watch and see. But I doubt if any of our Athlete will stoop that low.

OP, U̶̲̥̅̊ really need τ̅☺ meet this man for U̶̲̥̅̊ τ̅☺ get how he made his money. Before he became the govnor of Imo state,I was oppotuned τ̅☺ meet him in his house in Jos as a corper. He is down τ̅☺ earth and can tell stories about himself. I discovered that §☺
Many Nigerians have the kind of my he has, but the diff is that he is more a giver than some of his mate. He made his money tru doing genuine business. He is into big time property business,most of the properties then at Ahmadu Bello way Jos, he knows one or two things abt them. Try and meet him after politics, U̶̲̥̅̊ will ßξ glad U̶̲̥̅̊ did.

This above Vehicle has been sold . T̶̲̥̅̊h̶̲̥̅̊a̶̲̥̅̊n̶̲̥̅̊k̶̲̥̅̊s̶̲̥̅̊ §☺
Much for U̶̲̅я interest.

But wait o, what happens τ̅☺ U̶̲̅я names. Are U̶̲̅я names not petty or Romantic enof?... Naija and Western culture.

Most of these gurls that say men who go τ̅☺ mkt are stingy pple is because most of them are thieves. They would not want τ̅☺ get themsefs engaged,always depending on
The man's money. These are the same set of Gurls that always make use of this word 'you are the man'. I see them as lazy pple.


Naturally, I hate going τ̅☺ the mkt, I remember while in sch, I used τ̅☺ give money τ̅☺ my female neighbours τ̅☺ help buy things for M̶̲̥̅ƹ in the market. But I don't play with my cooking, I do it mysef. And this is Wђε̲̣̣̣̥я̲̣̣̥ε̲̣̣̣̥ I have issues with some of my female friens.

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When U̶̲̥̅̊ see a man in the mkt, it cud ßξ he is a barchelor , may ßξ his gurl is a thief,his gurlfriend is buzy etc just talking for the some Barchelors o.

don blacky: Well it wasn't me dat it happend 2,but i was in d car too(my co learner)..... It was a frnds driving skool,he offered 2 help me learn,so on dat faithful day,i was bhind d wheels taking instructions 4rm my frnd....but there was dis busybody at d back seat(cos if its nt ur turn 2 drive,u will seat at d bck seat(co learners))d busybody kept on shouting nd also instructing me.lyk he is nw an expert.telling me wat 2 do nd wat nt 2 do.i bcame angry nd came down 4 him 2 drive(even d instructor was angry). So we asked hm 2 drive...he was all excited nd jumped in nd even refused listening 2 d instructor,b4 we knew it,he zoomed off.at 1st he was doing fine,then he increased his speed nd d problem started. We got 2 a bend,he didnt slow down,at 1st i was comfortable tinking he knws wat he was doing,nt until i looked at his face nd saw him sweating nd panting,i tapped d instructor nd held his shoulder...meanwhile d "SABI GUY" was still on full speed nd there was a thick bush in front of us.i nd d instructor sensing dat we were heading 2wards d bush,started shouting"march break,march break". D guy removed his hands 4rm d steering nd bent his head down looking 4 d breaks shouting"wey am wey am wey am". (4 my mind i say"i die well,na who send me ehhhhhh"instructor dey shout "jesus ehhhhhhh"...we just entered d bush wit full speed nd kept on hitting nd falling plants untill we were stopped by a thick plantain plantation....d instructor nd d busybody were slightly injured....when we came down,d instructor gave d guy a very big slap nd heavy kick..but i couldn't do any tin(cos i was shaking all over,nd praising God silently). Mehn 4 two weeks i no near motor,it was d instructor nd my mum dat persuaded me 2 go bck nd continue(4giv my english pls)

I laff sote tears start τ̅☺ comot for my eyes. My lanlord just D̶̲̥̅̊ε̲̣̣̣̥γ̲̣̣̥ ask y I D̶̲̥̅̊ε̲̣̣̣̥γ̲̣̣̥ laff alone for inside house.

A registered Honda Accord 2000 model popularly known as BABY BOY for sale.

Factory Ac
Aloy wheels
Leather seat
First body

PRICE : 680k asking.

Call for 08099800206, 07037737433 or send an email τ̅☺ ikachi81@yahoo.com for further info.

sosoluv: Happy 101 Thread Day! its not an obligation on the guy to pay for fuel or transport, the lady should also pay for it herself sometimes

as if U̶̲̥̅̊ do what U̶̲̥̅̊ preach.