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Romance › Re: My Girlfriend Refused Me See Her Breast by Kondomatic(m): 9:24am On Aug 15, 2021
BonPatrick:
Good morning guys, please my girlfriend is acting strange whenever I am with her, I will see the downside touch it and even finger it but when I want to suck the breast and see it she says no. Even when I remove her clothes and wanted to remove her bra she will tell me to go out before she remove her bra please can someone tell me what is wrong?
Maybe the breasts are not her own

Romance › Re: World’s Biggest Penis” Owner Says He Envies Other Men Who’re Not Well-endowed by Kondomatic(m): 8:04pm On Aug 13, 2021
IJOBA11:
BROS THIS ONE NOR BE LUCK O shocked




THIS WHAT IGBOS CALL IBI
This is not IBI bro
Romance › Re: Would you date an atheist? by Kondomatic(m): 12:16pm On Aug 13, 2021
pocohantas:
I like older men, but they are always older than my elder one. I try not to stretch it to my mother’s age bracket. Not like it is a big deal to me sha.
Isn't that how it should be?


I am sure that if I was a woman, I would only date a man who is older than me with at least half of my age.
Romance › Re: Devilish Babymama. HELP ME! by Kondomatic(m): 12:13pm On Aug 13, 2021
Ahmback:
it's highly immature. He's ranting like it is the girl that impregnated herself
That's not immaturity bro, it's a character flaw.
Celebrities › Re: Destiny Etiko Acquires New House To Celebrate Birthday - Pictures by Kondomatic(m): 12:08pm On Aug 13, 2021
pocohantas:
She knack for love na. You know say you no fit please that gender. She knack without expectations, they’ll say she is cheap. She knack come collect Benz, they say na olosho. For religious people (which most Nigerians are), all na sin.

In hell fire, the ones that collected houses won’t be separated from the ones that they knacked with “our wife”. They are all fornicators. lipsrsealed
What you're saying in essence is that prostituting is whoreganization and giving free to boyfriend is non-profit-whoreganization

Romance › Re: Would you date an atheist? by Kondomatic(m): 12:05pm On Aug 13, 2021
pocohantas:
Lol. My mum is just 50. Would you be able to respect her like this? cheesy
I think I remember your moniker.

Romance › Re: Devilish Babymama. HELP ME! by Kondomatic(m): 10:06am On Aug 13, 2021
Ahmback:
Get a good job that'll pay you well. And tie your dick down next time.
i wonder what youths derive from fornication!
If you had the power, would you employ someone that insults his woman like this?
Romance › Re: Devilish Babymama. HELP ME! by Kondomatic(m): 10:03am On Aug 13, 2021
The Lord of Host needs help

Celebrities › Re: Annie Idibia Is A Snake - Lynda Clems (Photos) by Kondomatic(m): 2:16pm On Aug 12, 2021
DoggoneDogg:
Which specie? Python, gaboon abi lalastic snake??
Lalasticlala is confused right now
Food › Re: Guys, How Will You React To This Breakfast From Your Wife? by Kondomatic(m): 2:11pm On Aug 12, 2021
CharisEleos:
Who eats such heavy meals before going to work?

He'll end up being unproductive and useless at work the whole of that day and prolly get a query letter.

Nice observe. You changed your serving dish today.
And you think every man works in a nice office with air condition, computers, smart television and all?


This is food is too light for some people.
Education › Re: Is This History About Casava True Because I Dont Believe by Kondomatic(m): 5:53am On Aug 12, 2021
TheEnygma:
-It can be harvested within 3 months and replanted again unlike Yam that grows annually.
This is false.

Unless you're talking about a different specie of cassava.


The one in the Eastern Nigeria is harvested around 10 and within 24 months!. In fact, a seasoned farmer would tell you that the ones harvested within 10 months are wasted because the tubers have just finished growing in length and not in girth.

They have lesser starchy flesh and a thick central vascular fibre. Melts easily too.

You can not harvest a cassava in 3 months. The earliest one can attempt to harvest cassava is in 6 months(very wasteful) unless you're talking about a new or maybe modified specie.
Family › Re: To The Married(s): What Is Marriage? by Kondomatic(m): 6:09pm On Aug 10, 2021
Marriage is a legal union between a man and a woman as husband and wife

Sports › Re: Lionel Messi's Images Being Removed From Nou Camp by Kondomatic(m): 1:14pm On Aug 10, 2021
It's well.
Romance › Re: My Friend Son Doesn't Look Like Him by Kondomatic(m): 1:11pm On Aug 10, 2021
Ritzybeauty:
Lol.. He should just go for a dna then, hope its not just an excuse or just some crazy thought the brain play with him sometimes especially if he doesn't trust the lady before the pregnancy
You believe the story ni?
Romance › Re: My Friend Son Doesn't Look Like Him by Kondomatic(m): 1:10pm On Aug 10, 2021
DannyG8:
A Friend of mine got his girlfriend pregnant ,some months ago and now she has given birth and the child doesn't look like him

The girl in question is still insisting the child belongs to my friend and refuse to go for DNA and my friend request for other prove she told him he was the only person that have slept or had sex with her for the pass ten months
Which mean she had no sex with anyone for the pass ten months until she met him

My friend is confuse and need advice I told him I will help him out by post it here on nairaland people with similar experience or people with ideas will advice him

Please help him
He is reading your comments
Thank you all
Bring your friend here, the elders have questions for him.
Celebrities › Re: Buhari’s Daughter Friends Singing “shebi Na National Budget We Go Blow Am by Kondomatic(m): 11:24am On Aug 10, 2021
Jerryherd:
Abacha pikin do pass this one, life Na turn by turn... Let them think beyond 2023
These are the real owners of Niger Delta oil bro.

They have enough to last them their lifetime.
Family › Re: Mother-of-four Battered By Her Husband After He Took Another Wife (Photos) by Kondomatic(m): 8:46am On Aug 10, 2021
neonly:
Der is always two side to d story
D man and d wife
Maybe d woman no gree d man fire again the man just kuku just marry another wife but trust woman all hell will break lose
But d man for restrain himself from d assault
Are you daft?

Look at that woman well, e be you like person wey dey see food chop? The assault isn't just physical, it is all round.

The only logical "other side" of the story that I will pay attention to is if the man presents pictorial evidence to prove that she assaulted him first.

Take care of your wife, mba.
Tor, allow her to live in peace, na awka.
Phones › Re: Tecno Takes Over Computer Village Like Never Before ( Photos ) by Kondomatic(m): 8:40am On Aug 10, 2021
Not just computer village, they have also taken over the table of every phone repairer in the country.
Politics › Re: Boko Haram Mass Surrenders: What's The North's Game Plan? by Kondomatic(m): 8:38am On Aug 10, 2021
BigDawsNet:
Nothing like game plan

They have leaders in top places

They follow orders

They are asked to surrender, no questions

They can be order to resume back to duty anytime

Guys don't relax...be alerted!
Something is going on.

First was Bokoharam turning against themselves.

Then El Zacky Zacky was suddenly released.

Now Bokoharam members are surrendering massively.


Looks to me like APC is looking for what they will use to campaign in the coming election because they currently don't have one.
Phones › Re: Which Phone Is Best For Photography by Kondomatic(m): 8:24pm On Aug 09, 2021
Huawei P40 pro is good too
Celebrities › Re: “not All Success Comes From Hardwork, Some Are By Chance” — Lawyer Adetola by Kondomatic(m): 8:22pm On Aug 09, 2021
G450:
Is truth even some women do make it with d help of criptocurrency
Have you considered suing your brain for non-support?
Romance › Re: Busty Nigerian Lady Scatters The Dance Floor At A Wedding Reception (Photos) by Kondomatic(m): 8:21pm On Aug 09, 2021
It is well.
Education › Re: Final Year Student Builds Adorable Statue Of Aisha Yesuf As Project Work [Photo] by Kondomatic(m): 8:15pm On Aug 09, 2021
Bluntguy:
If he built Buhari's statue he will not pass that project.

Romance › Re: I Haven't Had Sex With My Husband For 15 Years After Having My Vagina Removed by Kondomatic(m): 5:16pm On Aug 09, 2021
Magnoliaa:
Lmao. This was going good and I was nodding my head like an agama lizard to the 'objective' submission until the final part where you had to to go and let your own bias show as well. Like the person's belief you were disagreeing with. They'll be separated before Sunday if the reverse was the case?? Like, seeeeeriously? The man can be a supportive husband but the wife can't? Because? Gender? Proclivity for promiscuity?

There is no 'real' anybody anywhere, the same way there is no selfish/selfless gender anywhere. Can that be agreed on? Abi no be woman marry the ugliest man for Uganda abi where??
Haba mana, that's not my point.

We have supportive women, and if you ask me(outside nairaland of course) I would admit that women are more supportive but that's down here not over there.

Don't compare that Uganda man oo, it's a different case. He has a penis. That thing is very important. We dey see how much wahala two minutes experience dey cause talk more of when it's not there at all.


But my point is that women over there divorce easily. I think about 70-80% of the divorces over there were filed by women.

They divorce when they get higher paying job or when they're promoted.

They divorce when they lose weight etc.
Ordinary weight..

Now imagine say husband penis disappeared

Romance › Re: I Haven't Had Sex With My Husband For 15 Years After Having My Vagina Removed by Kondomatic(m): 2:16pm On Aug 09, 2021
hybrid11:
add real to it bro
A man is an adult male bro.

He is neither real nor unreal.

The real tag is usually a blackmail tool used by people who want you to do what they wouldn't try if they were in your position.

When you see a woman say "he's a real man" just know that he's either being trapped, deceived or manipulated.

Same thing for a real woman, when a man points at a real woman, just look and you will likely see a woman who is tolerating several overflowing baskets of rubbish.


Like I said. The word is a manipulative tool.


This man here is a supportive husband, nothing else and believe you me that if the woman wakes up tomorrow with a vagina and the man's penis disappears, they will be separated before Sunday.
Romance › Re: I Haven't Had Sex With My Husband For 15 Years After Having My Vagina Removed by Kondomatic(m): 12:21pm On Aug 09, 2021
hybrid11:
Define attributes of real manhuh
You should be the one to help us with that.


What I see here is a supportive husband, that's all. He would still be a man alright if he had left.
Romance › Re: I Haven't Had Sex With My Husband For 15 Years After Having My Vagina Removed by Kondomatic(m): 12:09pm On Aug 09, 2021
hybrid11:
because he sticked with her despite her condition
Some men go jakpa, especially you
And that automatically makes him a real man?

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