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Romance › Re: Nigeran Girls Are Not Useless! by Kondomatic(m): 12:06pm On Aug 09, 2021
Crossalpha:
I've come to notice that Nigerian girls are vilified and subjected to mockery by many disgruntled heartbroken males children especially on this forum.
Fixed
Romance › Re: BE HONEST!! What Settles Quarrel Faster In A Relationship? Money, Sex Or Apology by Kondomatic(m): 11:58am On Aug 09, 2021
debbydams:
my mom will give money she knows thats the language I understand grin
You and bribe don tey grin
Romance › Re: BE SINCERE!! If This Happens To You At Your In-law’s House – What Would You Do N by Kondomatic(m): 11:57am On Aug 09, 2021
debbydams:
maturity grin
The wahala balance nah lol
Romance › Re: I Haven't Had Sex With My Husband For 15 Years After Having My Vagina Removed by Kondomatic(m): 11:30am On Aug 09, 2021
I cannot can.




No vex
Romance › Re: I Haven't Had Sex With My Husband For 15 Years After Having My Vagina Removed by Kondomatic(m): 11:30am On Aug 09, 2021
I cannot can.




No vex
Romance › Re: I Haven't Had Sex With My Husband For 15 Years After Having My Vagina Removed by Kondomatic(m): 11:29am On Aug 09, 2021
hybrid11:
For the husband,that is a real man there
Because he married a woman that doesn't have a vagina?
Romance › Re: BE SINCERE!! If This Happens To You At Your In-law’s House – What Would You Do N by Kondomatic(m): 11:23am On Aug 09, 2021
Skyfornia:
I regretted asking him for the missing money till today.
I personally wouldn't have asked him.

I remember when I was new here, I was staying in a friend's house.

We both do the same work though his pay was almost twice as mine.

We used to return home mostly on Fridays, and once we arrived, we would drop certain amount in the wardrobe. Everybody knows the required amount.

The money was used for things done in the house that isn't personal. We would then hide our personal money elsewhere until Monday morning when would give it to our banker friend to deposit for us.

I wouldn't say it was hiding sef because we still knew where each person kept his.


He told me one day that a girl was coming and would pass the night. Someone he knew from way back was going somewhere and got stranded and asked if she could crash and continue in the morning.

She showed up minutes later with another guy. After greetings and all that, I went inside where I kept my money and took it, leaving just N1700 and some other changes there.

Day broke, they took their bathes and left. I checked the N1700 and it was gone, with all the changes. Checked the ones we jointly kept in the wardrobe and nothing nothing was there too.

It was a Monday morning so we took our bathes and left the house for work.

Nobody talked about it till today. We just acted like it never happened. He was sad the whole day though and hissed when I told her that the girl is beautiful.
Romance › Re: I Thought I Knew Everything About My Husband Until This Shocking Revelation by Kondomatic(m): 10:58am On Aug 09, 2021
Next of kin no mean that he has willed everything to the brother nah. That shit means nothing to me.
Celebrities › Re: Meet Man Who Owns A Private Airport Inside His Mansion - Pictures by Kondomatic(m): 10:55am On Aug 09, 2021
A very good vanity grin
Celebrities › Re: Ffk’s Girlfriend, Nerita Praises Him In New Instagram Post by Kondomatic(m): 10:53am On Aug 09, 2021
thundafire:
When u start collecting ur beatings please don't shout grin grin
This unnecessary display of romantical madness online is the reason she wouldn't dare cry
Celebrities › Re: Ffk’s Girlfriend, Nerita Praises Him In New Instagram Post by Kondomatic(m): 10:50am On Aug 09, 2021
That lady is fvcking scary.

As in fear dey catch me even here wey I dey
Romance › Re: BE HONEST!! What Settles Quarrel Faster In A Relationship? Money, Sex Or Apology by Kondomatic(m): 10:44am On Aug 09, 2021
Anything person use settle quarrel nah apology. Whether nah sex, money, sorry or whatever.


African parents apologize with many things, pet names(Nnam, Nnem, Ezigbo nwa), buying you oversized clothes, allowing you to play with your mates, giving you more food etc.
Just anything except "I am sorry"

That's an abomination
Family › Re: When Your Wife Says " I Hate You And I Regret Marrying You" by Kondomatic(m): 8:20am On Aug 09, 2021
My confusion here is not what she said but why she said it.

So being married means that I will have to give account of every penny spent from my own wallet?
Romance › Re: Single People How Do You Cope With Being Alone by Kondomatic(m): 8:42pm On Aug 08, 2021
BirtherOfKings:
Do u have someone that checks up on u? My friend died last mth and he was just like u, comfortable..chat me up if u are ever bored..will make u laff
Wow. This means a lot to me.


Thanks.


Sorry about your friend, may his soul find peace on the other side
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: How Do People Earning Below 40k In Lagos Live Fine by Kondomatic(m): 1:36pm On Aug 08, 2021
They're not living fine, they're surviving
Family › Re: What’s The Ideal Age Gap Between A Man And A Who In Marriage. by Kondomatic(m): 8:45pm On Aug 07, 2021
He should be older than her with almost half of her age.

Romance › Re: Single People How Do You Cope With Being Alone by Kondomatic(m): 8:39pm On Aug 07, 2021
pocohantas:
Being a “loner” is not coping, because those kind people are already wired that way. OP should register in gym joor. Summer body. grin
Is our case better or worse?

Romance › Re: Single People How Do You Cope With Being Alone by Kondomatic(m): 8:27pm On Aug 07, 2021
pocohantas:
Chuchuchu. Who ask you? Stay one place let the lonely ones mingle na. cheesy
Hian..


No be how I cope I explain so?
Celebrities › Re: Video: Meet The Beautiful MTN Staff Behind The Voice, You Account Is Too Low by Kondomatic(m): 7:44pm On Aug 07, 2021
Abeg give me the name and address of that NIN lady.
Romance › Re: Single People How Do You Cope With Being Alone by Kondomatic(m): 6:31pm On Aug 07, 2021
AAbuja:
For a man it gets worse around that 8pm. You don't want to be inside alone, you'll want to stay out till 10 or 11pm.

Nothing compares to companionship but take your time and get the best that suits you
I can't relate to this.


I come home around 7pm everyday. Before I go finish resting, taking my bath and eating, e go don be like 9pm then I will watch movies or read or browse and then crash.


My problem is that I have become too comfortable with my loneliness and that will be a problem some day.
Romance › Re: My Fears About Getting Married by Kondomatic(m): 6:22pm On Aug 07, 2021
Apart from dancing at the reception and somebody wearing my boxers/briefs, I have no fear
Romance › Re: What Book Are You Reading Now? by Kondomatic(m): 6:20pm On Aug 07, 2021
1. Everything is f*cked By Mason Mark and The subtle art of not giving a fvck by the same author. Almost done with this one.
Politics › Re: Police Invite Isreal Balogun For Exposing Apostle Suleman's Money Miracle Scam⁠ by Kondomatic(m): 10:24am On Aug 07, 2021
Monogamy:
If he has clearing evidence about the fake money miracle, Police can't do him a thing
This shouldn't be a problem if not for the fact that some police work for the highest bidder.


The right thing to do is to carry out an investigation. Invite the people that received the alert and trace the source through their banks.

It's a simple something.
Crime › Re: Nigerian Police And Abuse Of Power, A Thread. by Kondomatic(m): 10:17am On Aug 07, 2021
Mynd44 is the least qualified person to talk about abuse of power. If Mynd was a police officer, he would arrest and detain his next door neighbor for waking up before him.
Celebrities › Re: BBNAIJA: “I Want To Rape You”, Drunk Liquorose Tells Emmanuel (video). by Kondomatic(m): 10:10am On Aug 07, 2021
SMH
Health › Re: Why Your Stomach Looks Big ( Belle Fat)and Unattractive by Kondomatic(m): 10:06am On Aug 07, 2021
Why told you that big stomach is unattractive?

Bia enyia, warn yourself
Family › Re: Finest Boy In Lagos ( Photos ) by Kondomatic(m): 7:30pm On Aug 06, 2021
Some people go grow old without becoming a man.

This one here is a boy pro max
Romance › Re: Urgent Relationship Issue Please by Kondomatic(m): 7:23pm On Aug 06, 2021
Nairaland males with their endless relationship problems.
Family › Re: Staying With Your Mother Inlaw by Kondomatic(m): 6:55pm On Aug 06, 2021
bukolabeauty09:
Reasons for this is because the wife can address her siblings anyhow she wants, she can send them on errands either the mum, the younger or older siblings but you see those in laws, they see themselves as small god, you can't send them any errand, they will rather give you works to do and even complain that you are not respectful enough.

Let inlaws come and visit 3-5 days that's enough and go back to their house....As a wife you can ask your mum or siblings to go back when their trouble is much but you dear not tell your inlaws that, not even the ones you are older than.

Yorubas will say oro ni ana....inlaws are to be worshipped even more than your husband.
You do realize that your siblings are to your husband what his own are to you right?

You do realize that the siblings of yours who will come to your house and spend months without any issue will automatically become a problem once they visit your married brother?

How do you explain that?
Celebrities › Re: Many Cars But Still Confused On Which To Take Out - Floyd Mayweather Reveals by Kondomatic(m): 3:33pm On Aug 06, 2021
Same thing happens to women.

The more cloth they buy, the less they have to wear.
Romance › Re: Should A Woman Be Hit Back By The Man She Hits? by Kondomatic(m): 11:13am On Aug 06, 2021
Wait first..... If you no hit a woman just because she's a woman.




No be sexism be that?

Romance › Re: Broke Up With My Fiance Today, She Was Raped By A Man Old To Be Her Father by Kondomatic(m): 11:10am On Aug 06, 2021
Ishilove:
Egbon Kondo, making sense since 2001. Let me follow you
Awwwn!

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