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vedah:
Awwn sorry dear

Its alright.


How did your day go?

hannyjay:
To show u dat a dead Buhari is better dan 100000000 [hundred million] LIVING IPOBs

Sorry eeeeh

I love me too

coolestchris:
Today as i was entering a girls toto,i was wondering what's so special inside it

Abeg no dey quote me with this kain comment.

ociboy:
Apostle!!!! the Lord is your muscle..

I hope he's truly working for the lord.

PUSSYHOE:
That is what pussies here do

Your moniker though

vedah:
Lol, you'll cope.

I am getting darker

They should explain what they mean by 72hrs fun because there's nothing fun about having a smartphone on standby.

It could be fake

So??

jimohibrahim:
How to Turn a Girl on

- Lip biting
- Ass Grabbing
- Hair Pulling
- Hand Guiding
- Having Her against the wall
- Kissing Her Neck
- Teasing Her
- Love Bites

How to Turn a Boy on

- Touch us anywhere, even our shirt
For me just point at me

Oga why do you want to turn her on? Shey she be light switch ni?

Drversatile:
Like seriously , nothing like natural

I swear.

vedah:
Lol. Why? Your place is hot?

Like a demo of hell fire

vedah:
Very cold. Rained heavily.

I envy you.

vedah:
Morning dear. How was your night?

It was really good, yours?

Oyind18:
That is a lie to save his face

Lie detector.

hahaha.

Why didn't you use invisible jazz when they came for you? Abi the activation code don expire?

vedah:
Really? I think it applies to everyone. The only time I lied about my age, was to make me older not younger.

Same thing



Good morning

Valkaryie:
That guy does not look like my ayo abeg

Your ayo?

laribari:
I'm delta Ibo

What is delta igbo bro?

This post is useless with those pictures censored.

charytea:
Fellow Nairalanders, i need to ask this question. Why do we over rate sexual experiences? Each time i read stories and get to sex scenes, it always looks like alice in wonderland. I know healthy sex is great but must we make it look like an out of this world experience. Note: I am married.

Devil is advertising through people

vedah:
Some peepz with village mentality will come and call the gentleman a slave.

Funke keep slaying

So whoever does not agree with you and the guy has village mentality?


Where in the book of love and marriage is it written that village people are not romantic?

My definition of poor are those who need too much. Because those who need too much are never satisfied.



His quote

Alright

hopefulLandlord:
Imagine a world in which everywhere you turned, a belief in a literal Santa Claus was staring back at you. national Pledge “So help me santa” Imagine if when you went to a courtroom to testify, you had to put your hand on a copy of the book, “‘Twas the Night Before Christmas,” and say “So help me Santa” at the end of your oath. Imagine that town meetings all across the country started with the singing of the song “Here Comes Santa Claus” or “Santa Claus is Coming to Town.”

Imagine that everyone you know insists that you go to services at least once a week during which you write letters to Santa, and if you don’t, they tell you there’s something wrong with you. Imagine if the first thing that anyone asks you in a social setting is not about what you do for a living or some other question, but, “What have you written to Santa about lately?”

Imagine if you couldn’t go to a gym, or a coffee shop, without Christmas music being played in the background year ’round. Imagine if you couldn’t get your hair done, or go shopping, or go to a doctor’s office without having Christmas music playing, whether it’s Christmas time or not. Imagine if you tried to complain about it, or suggest that maybe some other music should be played, and people told you that you’re a terrible person with no morals for saying such a thing.

Imagine if friends and family shunned you because you had the audacity to say that Santa Claus isn’t real, that he doesn’t bring presents to children around the world at Christmas, and that to believe so is silly with no evidence to support that belief. Imagine parents of students at the school in which you are a faculty member saying that the fact you don’t believe in Santa frightens them, and that they don’t want their kids in your class.

Imagine everyone around you telling you that if you don’t believe in Santa Claus, you will spend all of eternity being punished by being submerged under the ice at the north pole, and poked by Santa’s elves with sticks.

Imagine everyone telling you to just shut up about the fact that you don’t believe in Santa, and to just go along with all of the nonsense, because to everyone else, Santa Claus is absolutely, positively real, and you can’t tell them anything different, and since the majority of society believes in Santa, you must follow what they do.

If you think this all sounds ridiculous or farfetched, this is exactly what it’s like living in Nigeria for people who aren’t theists. This is why we keep engaging in discussions about God. It’s because this idea—which other people seem to think isn’t any of our business—is all up in our business every day of our lives. That makes it our business.

Below are why I rarely engage you and your likes on here.

Proverbs 18:2
A fool takes no pleasure in understanding, but only in expressing his opinion.

So it's a waste of time.

Proverbs 23:9
Do not speak in the hearing of a fool, for he will despise the good sense of your words.

So I chose to ignore.

How do I know the foolish ones?

Quiet easy.

Psalm 53:1 The fool says in his heart, “There is no God.”

Bye

vedah:
Girl?

Yea

vedah:
Okay

Good girl

hopefulLandlord:
only a mad Nigerian would believe a Jew killed by three nails in a small Israeli village over 2000 years ago died for their sins because a particular book their slave masters gave them said so

the Jews meanwhile don't believe anyone died for them

go figure

If I eventually aquire sense like you and become wise, I would honestly not waste my time and energy online arguing about a Jew that only mad Nigerians believe in.

emmanuel596:
Belive it or not the roman Catholic church is the foundation and right way of rue Christian worship

Catholicism is no part of Christianity sir.