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An 87-year-old man chats with his doctor: “So, I'm getting married again next week, doc!”

“Oh, that’s wonderful! And how old is the bride?”

“She’s 19.”

“That’s fantastic – but I have to warn you, too much action in the bed can be deadly!”

“Ah well, if she dies, I’ll just have to remarry.”

Karma is seriously fvcking Elru and Buhari left, right, and centre right now.

Fruit rape

Oga Nah presidential jet will bring him back.

I don't wanna breath the air in that room.

Osibande my Nigga.



Exodus 22. "If a thief is caught breaking in and is struck so that he dies, the defender is not guilty of bloodshed; but if it happens after sunrise, he is guilty of bloodshed.

This just about thievery and God justifies knocking him senseless, how much more he who comes to take lives?

he should be killed.

Ezekiel 33 "... 6 'But if the watchman sees the sword coming and does not blow the trumpet, and the people are not warned, and a sword comes and takes a person from them, he is taken away in his iniquity; but his blood I will require from the watchman's hand.'

Why do you think the watchman should alert the people?

To prepare them ofcourse.

Osibande it is time for Christians to take what Bible says In Luke 22:36 very serious.

"But now, let him who has a purse take it and also a bag. And let him who has no sword sell his garment and buy one."

Only the living worship and praise God.

"Madam, your son just called me ugly!"
The mother apologizes shamefacedly, "I'm so sorry, I must have told him like a thousand times it is wrong to judge people just from how they look..."

Nonsense, politicians will rob 100s what rightly belongs to them and give a little to one person and the masses will hail them.

bibijay123:
Amebo, are you a lady? Oya vamooze!

Go wear pants before you go trip and fall yakata and small children will see that you have upper lips and lower/hidden lips.

I am a guy so my tips are tiny like uda seed.

Go out without wearing undergarments?




Jesus Christ, and we still wonder what fouls the air we breathe?

Candycrusher:
Instead of building this type of edifice for the poor children of the SS region, GEJ wasted billions building almajiri schools in the north where the average parents prefers sending their wards to arabic school. Jonathan truly failed his people

Are his people your people?


Wetin concern you?


The north has ruled Nigeria for 38yrs yet they produce virtually all beggars in Nigeria.


Buhari couldn't even build a barn in duara and all his cows are barren. 150 cows from 1985 to 2015.

Jonathan, a hero?


IPOB have infiltrated Al Jazeera --- Ngeneukwenu






Last year, I went on a mountain climbing holiday. I had an accident, and fell 30ft.

I broke both my legs and was bleeding heavily.

I managed to make it to a road, where I flagged down a car which drove me to the hospital.

I crawled into the waiting room, and two nurses ran over to me.

“Oh my God, are you alright?” one of them shouted.

I said, “I’m absolutely fine, why do you ask?” before passing out.

After waking up in the same spot 6 hours later, I realised there’s a time and a place for sarcasm.

lofty900:
He's a tout and a big disgrace to his family. because oil is in ur community instead of going to school to acquire necessary education to gain employment with the company u go about vandalizing pipeline. Useless creature

He is not useless Oga, not everyone had the opportunity to go to school and not all graduates can feed themselves so keep quiet.

Hello all?



Are you a male mamag33?

And it's news?

I just saw the darkest part of the universe

Great

Sad

kennygee:
Thank God this one is normal.

Denrele that is a man is acting like a woman, he has a sister that acts like a man.

At least this one looks her gender, even with the olosho dressing.

Dressing like olosho is an abnormality.

She's better than Denre but still not normal

There's nothing to gain from a girlfriend that you cannot get from a good female friend. absolutely nothing.

Men live shorter because they marry women

Where's the picture.



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Eat this for one week and they will discover oil in your armpits and groin.

But the girl that agreed to date you sef, she get sense so?

Buhari's government have been down since inauguration.

Another nonsense

And how e take affect us?

Jesus

This Naija no go better again, I am going back to my village in Ondo Local Government, Ogun street.



Lai Mohammed: The president is not sick.


Senate: We have received Buhari's medical leave extension letter.

It's really sad when you break good news to a family and their beautiful daughter jumps up, screams, hugs mom, hugs dad, bro, sister but when it gets to your turn, she comes for a handshake instead.
Really sad.

I suggest you see a renowned dermatologist asap and don't fight skin infections with soap unless they're recommended by experts.

Sorry brother.