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Romance › Re: How Much Is An Ideal Budget To Give Your Wife For Feeding Monthly by Kondomatic(m):
midehi2:
It depends, if you guys are not gluttons, as at now, 40k
Some people are not earning half of that yet they're cool.


I don't buy the idea of giving a wife fixed amount monthly for feeding. As a man, you should make sure that your house is never in lack of non perishable foods if you can.

Let what your wife will be buying be those things that perish quickly and when your woman comes to you with the list of what's needed in the house and you have the money, give her, but first, you must study the list.

If you don't have, then give her what you have and tell her manage and then watch her reaction.

If she looses her cool then collect them darn list and go buy then necessary things yourself.

Giving a woman a particular amount every month, or giving money to her whenever she needs it or leaving her in charge of your finances when you're not sure of her money management skills, decision taking skills and fidelity is the shortest way to waste your hard earned money and indirectly invest in your gateman.
Education › Re: How On Earth Did She Graduate?(picture) by Kondomatic(m): 11:23am On Feb 03, 2017
I use her get hope.
Celebrities › Re: Nollywood Actor, Obi Madubuogu Is In A Terrible State (very Graphic Photos) by Kondomatic(m): 11:22am On Feb 03, 2017
Blood of Lai Muhammed
Romance › Re: The Kind Of Boobs Called Oil Well (photo) by Kondomatic(m): 11:19am On Feb 03, 2017
jonaifame22:
Where my hommies at,oh my gawd dis is big.
Vaselinecrew over and clear ,d'you dig.
Meals ready for 2night,big boobs,fresh laps.
Soft ass, fresh skin,plumpy face,d gal's fine.
I'm gon grab my vaseline and I'm a do the do.
I ain't scared of no shit cos I'm not scooby doo.
Vaseline crew running to their rooms like...

Romance › Re: The Kind Of Boobs Called Oil Well (photo) by Kondomatic(m):
The type of boobs that suffocate babies at night. I will pass.
Romance › Re: Romancelander Help.. How I Fit Take Fresh Like This Guy.. by Kondomatic(m): 11:14am On Feb 03, 2017
Shower with red oil twice a week.
Politics › Re: Ondo Crisis Deepens As Protesters Attack Governor Mimiko's Convoy- Premium Times by Kondomatic(m): 10:55am On Feb 03, 2017
A time will come when we will start eating these people
Crime › Re: Lagos Couple Beat Accountant To Death Over Chicken Roost (pics) by Kondomatic(m): 9:10am On Feb 03, 2017
Omoakinsuyi:
He died after the case has been settled.why hold the couple responsible for his death?
May be they should come and hold you.




You want police to starvehuh
Politics › Re: Abia Govt Blasts Nkechi Nwaogu Who Called Abia "A Failed State Under PDP" by Kondomatic(m): 10:50am On Feb 02, 2017
lalasticlala:
Nonsense!! What did she do when she was Abia PDP Senator? I knw Ochendo was a failure, but this woman was a senator under Ex Governor Orji. She was part of the PDP System, but now criticizing them bcs she defected. Shame On you woman!
So you dey comment?
Politics › Re: People Who Is Going To Protest On 5th February Are Jobless by Kondomatic(m): 9:29am On Feb 02, 2017
slash112:
yes why i say day are jobless, because any protest dat hold in nigeria day wil call them jobless people, jus d wey they call biafra people protester jobless people that they dont have work thay are doing

pls my follow biafra brother will should stay at home with our phone watch and count how manly jobless people wil be shot on that day 5th february and how the govement will label 2baba treason cheesy

pls pardon my english grin
That's the point bro. Unemployment rate is part of the reasons for the protest
Celebrities › Re: Police Ban Hip-pop Artiste, Tuface, From Protesting In Lagos by Kondomatic(m): 6:55am On Feb 02, 2017
Hahahahaha.




I thought it was only ipob that are miscreants and hoodlums. I knew it. I know that one day, all the people that joined police to label ipob miscreants will get the same treatment one day.



Giving water to a monkey is easy but getting your cup back isn't. All the people that voted for Buhari are in for a big scary ride and the worst news is that you can't vote him out in 2019, your voter's card aren't useful anymore.
Romance › Re: 100 Million Naira Or A Good Wife by Kondomatic(m): 10:48pm On Feb 01, 2017
N100Mill.



The only way a woman can make you a multi millionaire is if she met you a billionaire.
Romance › Re: Ladies , If You Could Only Ever Sleep With One Celebrity, Who Would You Choose? by Kondomatic(m): 10:47pm On Feb 01, 2017
sinaj:
Rickross grin
You like yourself so?
Celebrities › Re: Odunlade Adekola's Gay Role In "Daudu", A Yoruba Movie (Pics, Video) by Kondomatic(m): 10:43pm On Feb 01, 2017
His brain is actually paining him.

Celebrities › Re: See This Funny Picture Posted By Don Jazzy On IG by Kondomatic(m): 10:33pm On Feb 01, 2017
yungbillionaire:
dis world ehnn...i saw dis pic like 3 or 4 yrs bck bt celeb don tweet am n itz going to seem all new...celebs they enjoy oooh...people laff at dem even wen dey rny funny eg A_ add d rest.
Guy... Fear money.



Money can make the sound of and smell fart to be very funny.
Romance › Re: Lady Announces She Needs A Man For Marriage. People Can't Stop Laughing. See why by Kondomatic(m): 10:31pm On Feb 01, 2017
Stupedinluv:
I wish my smile was bright like hers
But do you smile at all?







You appear to me as a very depressed person. I may be wrong though.
Phone/Internet Market › Re: Another Reliable Online Store Where You Can Buy Xiaomi Phones.(coupons Inside) by Kondomatic(m): 8:57pm On Feb 01, 2017
Tbillz:
Original Xiaomi Redmi 3s very much interested!!!
Have you bought it?

pat077:
how do you get it for cheap?
I used to write reviews for them
EpicNigerian:
Bro can you help order this for me with voucher / coupon

Xaomi redmi note 4 3GB / 32GB or 64 ROM

Nairaland sellers wan kill person with ridiculous prices.

If you can, then I'll send the money before you order.
Sorry for not replying for a long time, a gentle mod banned my moniker so I am replying with alternate account.


If the three of are ready to buy , I can get group coupon for you guys.

I am charging you no extra kobo apart from the price on their site.
Politics › Re: Tell Us Your Beef With Buhari, Presidency Tells 2face by Kondomatic(m): 5:02pm On Feb 01, 2017
Jesusloveyou:
if this is not the change, why not wait til 2019 to vote your change.
so i dont know why our youth are wasting precious time.
Is it your time?
Politics › Re: Tell Us Your Beef With Buhari, Presidency Tells 2face by Kondomatic(m): 4:52pm On Feb 01, 2017
This Lauretta is a national idiot grin


Tuface has made it clear that this is not the change he was promised so what else do you wish to hear from him on national tv? Or are you looking for more reasons to send dss after him
Investment › Re: Ponzi Scheme: Drama As Widow Who Lost N2.9m, Others Storm Benue Police Command by Kondomatic(m): 4:40pm On Feb 01, 2017
OnankpaBa:
lalasticlala, seun see MMM wahala oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo


Where that Chuddy guy sef? grin
Wetin concern you?




Is it your money gringringrin
Politics › Re: Man Who Accused GEJ Of Finishing Nigeria In 2014 Finally Begs For Forgiveness by Kondomatic(m): 4:38pm On Feb 01, 2017
sarrki:
One man one vote
He only has one vote
Celebrities › Re: Daddy Showkey Helps Reconcile Harrysong & Kcee by Kondomatic(m): 4:37pm On Feb 01, 2017
Kobicove:
If I were Kcee there would be nothing like reconciliation...

Since Harrysong drew first blood so he should be ready for the consequences!

We shall 'fight' the battle to the logical conclusion...until there is only one person standing
You have a stone and unforgiving heart like Buhari
Science/Technology › Re: Can Generators Run On Gas? (picture) by Kondomatic(m): 4:35pm On Feb 01, 2017
Sayelabola:
Although I have tried to reach the guy on the mobile contact he attached to this advert, but there is no one at the receiving end till this time.

Here is the contact... 08060370043...

Finally he picked my call.... He said the scarcity of fuel during former President GEJ brought about the idea; and that it's only generators of between 2.5 KV to 10 KV that can be converted to gas powered.

Feel free to give him a call too.
You still dragged Gej into this?
Politics › Re: Come To Abia And Help Us... Abia Government To Works Minister, Fashola by Kondomatic(m): 4:34pm On Feb 01, 2017
sarrki:
He a listening minister
A well trained omoluabi
He will come

Celebrities › Re: PHOTOS: Tiwa Savage Arrives London In Style by Kondomatic(m): 4:32pm On Feb 01, 2017
Can't forget what this lady's voice and Tonto dike's voice did to my layers. Played their music while working there and the birds didn't lay egg for months.
Romance › Re: This Is Real And Raw: Talking About Smelly Vaginas And The Men Behind The Mask. by Kondomatic(m): 12:58pm On Feb 01, 2017
twizkerbliz:
grin grin grin grin grin grin grin.... I can't fit laugh o

You're scared of doing boju boju.... who is in the gardenhuhhuh
Think am now, just one bite and I am a goner
Celebrities › Re: Yung6ix Saves His Cleaner From Being Burnt Alive For Stealing From Him (video) by Kondomatic(m): 12:57pm On Feb 01, 2017
obi123:
i have literally laughed my head off , if there is anything i can count on nairaland for is a good laugh
That's what keeps me going in this recession
Health › Re: Months After Suffering From Fire Burns, See What This Lady Looks Like Now. by Kondomatic(m): 12:53pm On Feb 01, 2017
Vaseline crew are the most confused people on earth right now.


One picture makes them wanna use their Vaseline but then they see another and their hands will not be in the mood again.
Politics › Re: Nigerians React To Fayose's Public Support Of The February 6th Nationwide Protes by Kondomatic(m): 12:48pm On Feb 01, 2017
Lwkmd..... Who their reaction don help?
Nairaland General › Re: Pictures Of The Cobra My Friend Killed Today by Kondomatic(m): 12:46pm On Feb 01, 2017
Oyindebrah:
Please help me praise God that it didn't kill him shocked cheesy this things almost killed my nigga in the village today..chai shocked

He sent me these photos cheesy wink it's not easy to be a man
That's not a cobra
Car Talk › Re: Innoson Utility Vehicle Spotted On Military Patrol In The Northeast. by Kondomatic(m): 12:19pm On Feb 01, 2017
tens4real:
I don't see why this should make news but since we are in a country that even. Import matches and tooth pick then indeed this is a nice move...

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