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Celebrities › Re: Nwafor Violet Lagos Most Beautiful Girl In 2016 by Kondomatic(m): 6:53am On Jun 14, 2016

The two last pictures are nonsense.

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Phones › Re: . by Kondomatic(m): 11:53pm On Jun 13, 2016

nonny400:
People will be tarnishing their image for chicken change. I've sold a phone to Awesomeromeo ,he paid me 45k and I travelled all the way to Onitsha to send him the phone. Even when I couldn't send it that day, I explained the situation to him, and when he got it I know how happy he was. Why will we keep making mockery of our education with cheap scam?

Op tell us the outcome of this matter, eventually.

I have sold two phones here and delivered them the very the payment was made but when I tried to do business with someone here he scammed me 5k and disappeared.

That single act cost me my blog domain and I will have to wait for at least one year to get it back.

So people are just heartless.

Romance › Re: Do You Like My Profile Photo? by Kondomatic(m): 9:08pm On Jun 13, 2016

olihilistic:
sandoski good evening I heard Smellymouth haff broken up with you. he's now dating sinaj and hateu2

Though I haven't heard the story but since sinaj is involved, I believe.

Romance › Re: Okonjo-Iweala Celebrates Her 62nd Birthday With Ben Murray-Bruce & Her Husband by Kondomatic(m): 9:04pm On Jun 13, 2016

FYB:
All this women that are 'literally' stronger than their husbands sef, I wonder how their husbands live with them @ home.

Just thinking aloud

Mind your own business oga because people who mind their business live longer.

Tell the OP to show pictures from the other side let's see what's really going on.

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Health › Re: Omugwo Services In Nigeria by Kondomatic(m): 9:02pm On Jun 13, 2016

Good

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Christianity Etc › Re: Igbos Should Go & Sit Down,Biafra Dead & Buried, Not Achievable: Apostle Suleman by Kondomatic(m): 8:58pm On Jun 13, 2016

omonighoblessing:
we pray for the leaders we have.
I believe my bible that says the heart of a king and priest is in God's hands

As if God is interested in Nigeria.

Romance › Re: Guys Its High Time You Stopped Making Bad Generalization About Women. by Kondomatic(m): 7:32pm On Jun 13, 2016*

Vickyydera:
Who cares if you want to marry or not? that's how you guys come online on NL shouting you won't marry then later go and marry . No be today we dey hear that one. So I don't take anything people say online serious.

You contradict yourself a lot. You don't take things you see online serious but you opened a thread because of what you read online

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Romance › Re: Guys Its High Time You Stopped Making Bad Generalization About Women. by Kondomatic(m): 7:26pm On Jun 13, 2016

If all us met the wrong women then where's the right ones and who's meeting them?

Spiritual husbands I guess.

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Romance › Re: Food For Thought: Married Women Tend To Cheat More Than Married Men... See Why by Kondomatic(m): 7:19pm On Jun 13, 2016

Benignasweety:
Itz somehow true sha... Me as a married young lady tends to appreciate admirers alot but I never cheat sha jex appreciate cuz dey do flock arnd alot cuz am one beautiful maama.

Christianity Etc › Re: Igbos Should Go & Sit Down,Biafra Dead & Buried, Not Achievable: Apostle Suleman by Kondomatic(m): 7:16pm On Jun 13, 2016

omonighoblessing:
in my honest opinion, I don't think there shld be biafra, I just wish we have good leader for this country.

And since we don't have good leaders, what do you suggest we do?

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Christianity Etc › Re: Igbos Should Go & Sit Down,Biafra Dead & Buried, Not Achievable: Apostle Suleman by Kondomatic(m): 7:15pm On Jun 13, 2016

That moment when a beautiful Igbo woman refuses to date you.

I know the feeling.

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Politics › Re: Ijaws Are The Problem Of South South. by Kondomatic(m): 7:11pm On Jun 13, 2016

Lwkmd. This guy think cleaning ogoni land and taking selfies in ogoni land is the same.

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Crime › Re: This Thieves Met Their Waterlow This Morning. [photo] by Kondomatic(m): 5:08pm On Jun 13, 2016

myfantasies:
My eyes just noticed something in the last pics

Let me close my eyes and leave dis thread

Infact let me take one last peek before i walk out of dis thread

FG may soon discover oil between your legs if you continue get wet over things like this.

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Politics › Re: I Want The Nigerian Promise Fulfilled Before I Die- Fashola by Kondomatic(m): 5:05pm On Jun 13, 2016

*in akon's voice* "Forever young, I wanna be forever young."

Politics › Re: Onitsha Women Traders, Mostly Widows Protest Relocation From Where They Are Not by Kondomatic(m): 5:00pm On Jun 13, 2016

Flexherbal:
Government please pity the widows.

Government inherited wickedness from the devil. The people piloting it have no hearts nor feelings.

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Phones › Re: . by Kondomatic(m): 4:11pm On Jun 13, 2016

oodua1stson:
I don't think the guy is really a scammer. Maybe the phone really fell into water as he said and he has spent your money

Saying this because I've never seen a scammer send that much message to someone he scammed.

They usually just move on after the scam

Exactly.... The one that scammed me deactivated before I could expose him, I just had to let it slide.

Romance › Re: Why I Can Never Date A Man That Aint Wealthy by Kondomatic(m): 6:26pm On Jun 12, 2016

misspicy:
LOL

Like the one in your thread right

That lady doesn't know the use of bra. I doubt if she has ever seen one.

Romance › Re: Why I Can Never Date A Man That Aint Wealthy by Kondomatic(m): 5:21pm On Jun 12, 2016

misspicy:
Old bra is just as tight as a new bra

Not possible even if the owner is flat-chested.

Romance › Re: Why I Can Never Date A Man That Aint Wealthy by Kondomatic(m): 4:52pm On Jun 12, 2016

misspicy:
Pretty cool and you?

Tight like a new bra.

Romance › Re: Why I Can Never Date A Man That Aint Wealthy by Kondomatic(m): 4:34pm On Jun 12, 2016

misspicy:

How are you?

Romance › Re: I Have Never And Can Never Date A Broke Girl by Kondomatic(m): 3:31pm On Jun 12, 2016

Hahahahaha. I can date any type of woman.

Broke, rich etc because I can always say NO to her demand/request and mean it.

It doesn't cost me a thing.

Romance › Re: Unclad People Eating In London's First Unclad Restaurant (photos) by Kondomatic(m): 3:28pm On Jun 12, 2016

If all their female customers have the type of breasts I am seeing there then I am never going there.

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Nairaland General › Re: How Many Times Have You Been Banned On Niarland by Kondomatic(m): 3:25pm On Jun 12, 2016

NigerDeltan:
My 4monikers are currently serving jail terms

One of them till 2026

I bet that one committed the same crime with one of mine

Romance › Re: How To Be The ‘perfect’ Nigerian Wife by Kondomatic(m): 3:24pm On Jun 12, 2016

I, on behalf of other Nigeria men distance ourselves from this op.

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Romance › Re: I Am Losing My Game On Nairaland by Kondomatic(m): 3:19pm On Jun 12, 2016

Even the real ashewos wey dey for street feel the same when younger ladies take over.

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Romance › Re: She's More Beautiful Than Most Mizz Nairaland Contestants. by Kondomatic(op): 12:15pm On Jun 12, 2016

slyrone:
damn I can bet that her bf is a professional mechanic skilled at sucking carburetor. Olympus has fallen indeed

Hahahahaha.

Christianity Etc › Re: Do People Still Believe In 'obanje'? Share Stories! by Kondomatic(m): 11:06am On Jun 12, 2016

ChemicalReaction:
@Kondomatic, quite scary. But I thought d ogbanje kids die small and most times come back repeatedly to dsame mother. What do you say?

Then maybe that one wasn't an ogbanje but something was definitely wrong with her.

Celebrities › Re: Maheeda Exposes Man Who Slut-shamed Her After She Turned Down His Sexual Advance by Kondomatic(m): 11:02am On Jun 12, 2016

You try to Bleep a lady, she refused and the she suddenly became a prostitute

That's not right but the lady in question is truly a prostitute.

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Health › Re: My Horrible Experience With A Malaria Drug by Kondomatic(m): 10:58am On Jun 12, 2016

Maladar works for some people bro.

Christianity Etc › Re: Do People Still Believe In 'obanje'? Share Stories! by Kondomatic(m): 10:22am On Jun 12, 2016

ChemicalReaction:
Any stories to back up ur believe? I'd love to hear ur reasons.

I do have and I will share with you?

She was a relation of mine and died when I was young. I think I was 10 or there about.

She did many inexplicable things that could make one believe she was an ogbanje, things like speaking to invisible beings, reading books and novels when she has never been to a school, telling people what they spoke about her in the secret of their chambers etc but I won't go into all of them.

However, I will tell you one remarkable thing that really surprised the whole family.

She asked her mother(my great grand) to help her chose something one day.

"what is that?" her mother asked.

"Which is better for a woman between being blind in one eye and not having breast"?

"Full breast is the pride of every woman and you will need them to feed your kids, so it is better to have breast"

did I mention that she was almost 30 that time with a flash chest?

Two weeks after she had that discussion with her mother, her left eye turned red and she became blind in one eye".

3 months later, she developed full breasts.

Mysterious right?

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