₦airaland Forum

This man wants Nigerian to start stoning APCists already.

ladyF:
Lmao which zoo is the dragon located?

The meat fit sweet.

$250.000....................?




This is a travelling administration walahi, and only God knows how much this criminals have wasted on travels alone.

Prettiepearlz:
Lol, why do you guys always try to get at us all the time. Wetin we do una?

My dear.... I am not trying to get at anybody, just stating facts.

Linda has male and female readers just like Nairaland, now tell me.

Will it be cool if Seun decides to give out 10mill to male nairalanders only?

It is no longer Niger Delta or Igbo but Biafra - Asari Dokubo

If you want to help the needy and feed the poor please do but don't post it online. If you post it online then you're also feeding your ego and seeking attention.

Can't Linda inbox her on Facebook? Can't she drop a post for her on her timeline? Why's she telling the world what she wants to do for her? Crazy girl.

sinaj:
Give him a bj, if he spew blood, den he is a virgin




If he doesn't spew, dump his ass




Thank me lera

You always type outrageous things.

Lols........... APC can't stop deceiving the deceiveables just yet because Lies and Propagandas got them into power. Deception and Blame game is what is keeping them there for now so if they mistakenly stop deceiving the gullibles, then a massive wind will blow open their nyash to show us that they're all wearing G-string.

Their cluelessness, directionlessness, planlessness and lawlessness will become visible to even the blind.

blackbeau1:
some really act the meek mild gentle part but then if u think that knowing who some1 is is based on their weave, bleached or unbleached skin, make up, then fine. But I'd ask u not to do that. You'd miss out on knowing some really great ppl.

I am not interested in such great people.

blackbeau1:
nah. Not really. Which is why it is said ' Don't judge a book by its cover '. For instance : havent u seen those churchy girls who turn out to be hoes

How is the life and life style of that churchy girl after Sunday service?


No Christian is a hoe.

blackbeau1:
who she is refers to her character , her inner person. Not her physical appearance

The outer person is the visible form of the invisible inner person.

Google is your girlfriend

AirSultan:
What is that?

Good

AirSultan:
Phantom 5?

That over hyped phone? I dey craze?

Meizu Mx4 Pro

Simple

My phone

You 4 no ask if you know how many people wey don meet and marry or bleep from there

The guy be like: God! Why do bad things happen to good people?

Suigeneris93:
I will say it again, the three ways a man shows he loves you is by providing, professing and protecting.

If your boyfriend is lacking in any of those areas then he doesn't love you, kapisce!

Funny how Nigeria women know everything a man should do for his wife but they don't know jack about what they should do for their men.

This one I quoting doesn't to know that a lady who still bears her father's and name and still leaves in her father's house is your woman yet.

She's 100% her father's responsibility

What's a man or woman who isn't ready for sex doing in a relationship?

Wasting his/her time I guess

Kingsasian:
Wow! But we have militants in the creeks

Those ones fit do wedding and hold reception in side water.

Did he quarrel with any herdsman?

She's an economist right?

Put snake gizzard and a witch's liver in a bottle of olive oil.
Two spoons morning, afternoon and Night.
You may add onga for scent and honey for taste.

Are you an even planner?


If yes, charge her for the job. Pure business arrangement without favour but if you're not then Bleep off.



Seems she wants to use you for the last time.

You don't feel lucky being with her then you don't deserve.

I feel lucky and blessed.

benigneOne:
After several years of complaining and suffering rip-off, a service provider that will be a saviour to Nigerians is here.

Ntel not only promises to offer internet services with the speed of light, they are also offering it at almost no cost (The best part).

Ntel (formally known as nitel), sim cards are available, we can finally compile a list of phones that will best suit the 4G feature Ntel is offering .

Below are 10 phones & (their prices) I think would be totally amazing;

-TECNO Phantom 5

-Samsung Galaxy A5

-HTC one m9

-TECNO camon c5

-Huawei Honour 7i

-Sony Xperia Z1

-Lenovo A8

-ZTE nubia Z9 mini

-HTC One M8

-Infinix zero 2

Please feel free to add yours and comment on the ones above, also which would you prefer ?

I’ll gladly pick the Camon C5 as I don’t really like big phones.

Xiaomi Redmi 2.

Xiaomi Note 3


Xiaomi Mi 5

Last2comment:
Omg ., how were they even able to stand with such horrific injuries.


Rip

It will take time before they feel the pain.

What stops you from having both?

Miss? Miss go where?

Daughterzion:
lolz i watched that movie when i was a kid! the crusifixion of Jesus made me cry. thanks boss

Then goan watch war room.



Your aunt knows more than you do and that is why she's protecting you. Daughters of Zion don't watch worldly movies.