₦airaland Forum

juman:
A man that cannot "man" his family. His wife is the head of their family.

And how is that your business?

Delectablegal appears like a lady but she has a pair of balls in her boxer.

yinkus4u2c:
Most men like to keep their exes (reasons yet unknown to me) but I with passion hate the idea

I don't even know how unah dey reason. If most men keep in touch with their ex then it means that most women are still friends with their ex.


Blame men responsibly please.

It depends on how you broke up. There are people who build solid friendship before or while dating, everything works well for them except love.

I am one of them, we started as good friends then became lovers but things didn't go well between us as lovers so we dropped love to continue with our friendship.


She's my NO.1 friend till date.

funnynation:
hahahahahahahaha
na wetin dat our formal gf said when i asked her about u

This guy won't kill me with laugh...... But it isn't what you think to be honest.

Our generation ladies keep telling us to love them for who they're when we can't even figure out who they're.

Today she has her normal nails, tomorrow you will see her with vulturous nails that the colors were inspired by peacock.

Today she has average ass and breast, tomorrow she has killer ass, serious hip and heavy breast.

How can you love someone like that for who she is?

The most annoying is baby it is not what you think. Who dah Bleep! told you what I was thinking you?

princy80:
because evil will abound in the last days

And because in the end, people will leave the right path and follow the one that pleases their wicked heart.

grimandevil:
Like seriously I am. When will it be? It makes me eww. I hate the sight. That's why am still waiting. I only do upper chamber, haven't tasted the inner. Cos am still waiting.

Chances have come and gone, I ain't tripping cos am still waiting. When will the wait end? When will I see thing like the average sex starving dude? All I do at the sight of it is eww.

AM STILL WAITING

No vex....... What did you eat for lunch?

Great

Some students deserve it.

I have them, from 50k - N50

onila:

I know a NAIJA woman who just died of aids
she never told anyone we heard after her death

She never told anyone.


We heard after she died. Oh really?
So how did the person that told you guys got to know?

Heaven for don break loose if nah a male blogger organized something like this for just male.

Alphanancy:
So you are saying that churches like the one that has fire on the mountain are evil. By the way most nigerian churches pray that way.

Ask yourself this question. If half of the churches in Nigeria are good then why do we have so much evil in our society?

funnynation:
You own na play.. D first time wey my hand mistakenly touch one bobby in the cause of separating fight.. I be like King Solomon..



Nairaland official comedian

Hahahahahaha

dmostcheerful:
finally the liar has said the truth

Uncle Lie Muhammad no dey lie oo.. He just speaks the opposite of truth .



Abeg follow me play raggae blues.

It was raggae when they were campaigning, now is time for blues

If you hear APC make you run.
Bro run and run.

Their tongue sweet but their heart rude.
Them rude, them rude.

After they promise 'em no dey do.
Dey do dey do.

Fuel dey cost and water dey cost.
Dey cost, dey cost.

Nah Tiger battery we dey use for we touch.
We touch, we touch.

Enjoy the change baby boo
bae boo bae boo.

Tinubu's daughter sef was fooled.
Was fooled, was fooled.

Her eyes don red like red bull. Red bull, red bull.

Vote for us and get the change.
The change, they said.

After we vote them come vamoose.
Vamoose, Vamoose

And cost of living just dey increase.
Dey Increase, and increase.

Things just dey bad dey go.
Dey go, dey go.

We're tired of buhari and his goons oo.
His goons, his goons.

Please give us back our transformation. Ah! Ahh!!!

#LWKMD4H

Sexycleopatra:
Guys are very very funny creatures, haha. They just think we ladies are fools, buh truth be told, we are just as smart as you guys are. Now leme share with u five things Guys think must happen when dey havn some sort of "transaction" with a female.

If I testify about myself then my testimony is ot true John 5:31

Sexycleopatra:
1. After taking us out for an expensive date, we must reciprocate by sleeping with u guys.

I take GFs out for an expensive date after sex not before. I don't invest blindly.

Sexycleopatra:
Can u just imagine? Do we look so cheap? So u think we will open our precious legs for some worthless food?

Only cheap people eat worthless food. You need brain allowance.

Sexycleopatra:
you can't buy sex wit food na, it's so not right.. a girl will only give u her cookie if she wants to, not because of ur "damn outings" u take us to. Don't think like dat next time please. We ain't sex dolls.

I know you ain't sex dolls but you guys go unclad in music videos so that the guy will make some money. Guys are smarter and will be smarter till thy kingdom come.

Sexycleopatra:
2. We must give you guys our number wen u ask for it.

That's how this dude offered to give me a lift in his car, so befor I accepted to enter, he said I have to give him my number... lwkmd.. who just does that.. cmon.. don't be a loser. Even some after giving the babe a lift, dey see it as a must to ask her for her number.. and if she declines, they begin to curse our generation at our backs.. u just wonder what runs through their minds after telling dem No I can't. They be like, "very stupidd girl, she doesn't knw what she is missing.." etc. Well newsflash, we have a device dat can read minds now

Your point 2 shows that you attract randy uncles unknowingly. I take it that you dress sexy and if you know the real meaning of sex then you will understand why they request for your number. Your problem is in you.

Sexycleopatra:
3. We must say yes wen u toast us

Lie is in your blood. I think lie Muhammad is your role model. Nobody is forcing you to say yes, our position on this particular case is clear. Accept us or make way for another bae, don't keep us waiting.

Sexycleopatra:
4. We must play "wife" all because we answer "ur girlfrnd"

Just because a babe is your girlfnd doesn't give u the right to think she must play wifely duties to u, like cook clean wash etc. U see the likes of wristwatch(no pun intended), they will just want to convert u to housemaid, they will expect u to come and visit to cook and clean and wash their dirty boxers.. sorrrrrrry.. doest work dat way. If u want all these services please kindly put a ring on that finger.

This is a two way thing, don't expect me to play father/husband role in your life if you can play wife duties.

So far you're in your father's house and bears his name, you're his responsibility. You call me, I call you, you text me, I text you back. You bring vjay and I bring pulla pulla, you need money? Goan make it yourself or ask your father to give you cause I am making mine.

Sexycleopatra:
5. They expect u to give dem money.

Abia... You punnies are just hypocrites, you ask him for money because he's your bf but he cannot ask you for money?

Talking about brokeness. When you see two broke guys, look around well, you will see 16 lazy broke girls.

I don't pray for my enemies to die, it is useless and I don't think God answers that prayer.



To answer your question, whoever prays for the death of another human being has no love in him/her, such person is worse than an unbeliever.

*Modified*

I asked a friend this question and he saiD that the real difference is that getting the desired result in a church is under probability but it is 101% guaranteed in a shrine


#LWKMD.

Testimony for tomorrow's Sunday service don come be that.

Eddygourdo:
The lion impaled on the horn, will die in two or three days. He was stupid. Forming James bond

He will regret his folly after meal.

Lols......

Liberty101:
Warris dis ?

It is Harms and Harmunition.



This OP is a comedian.

Emodeee:
hire house boy and gateman? That can gv you multiple orgasm?.

You have traits of promiscuity already, i been consider say i go marry you, since missmossy dey do anyhow, i don change my mind. Missmossy, i still love you.

So nah because of you missmossy dey 4m for me?


*withdraws completely*

KashyBaby:
I wud rather date a man who is financially stable but he is boring in bed..bcoz I like those men who is financially independent Like me ,so he won't keep asking money from me to buy him his personal stuffs coz he can't afford to get one...

#notobrokeass...

Good one..... Only the people that don't know what it feels like to be very sour down there and still hungry will pick sex over money.

Sexycleopatra:
lol ur eye dey Dr. We need these jobless men to sit up.. we need to show dem dat their blockus is so so unimportant without money

And a vjay without money is just an uncooked pig kpomo.

Mprex:
a financially buoyant guy over and over again


sex doesn't put food on the table


as JHC would say "with the money and the brains you have the world in your pocket, sex included

Your boyfriend is reading this

SolexxBarry:
And some able bodied men fold their hands and blame GEJ for their poverty,smh

lmao

delishpot:
Fertilizer, transportation, labour, see inflation affects all things. Plus the greed of men who take advantage of situation. Even Ashawo sef go hike notice because her brother landlord go hike price of rooms.

#Scary

Diddyydiva:
Good



I pray this action will also be taken in Nigeria against all those Online Misogynist












Taking records of possible prisoners

watch them quote me and spew dust

*God rejects prayer......


Laughs at her IN HEAVENLY voice*


Me: Ntorr

Good....... A stupid musician insulted enugu girls and got away with it because it is in Nigeria.

What we have down here is "4 women now have kids because of Tuface."