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Romance › Re: What Is Actually My Problem, Help Please. by Kondomatic(m): 7:30am On Mar 12, 2016

Look for a 19yr old girl and woo then, she will turn 20 in a short time.

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Celebrities › Re: Riddle : Solve This Riddle - "I Am The First On The Earth....." by Kondomatic(m): 7:27am On Mar 12, 2016

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Politics › Re: See The Cattle Rustlers Killed By Troops + Items Recovered. Graphic Photos by Kondomatic(m): 6:56am On Mar 12, 2016

ramdris:
Excellent news! This is the first tym am seeing our gallant men taking on these herdsmen who are far more dangerous than BH.. I wish they can sustain this so that the pple in North central can have peace...

Abia.......... They killed cattle rustlers not cattle rearers.

Habba...... Read before commenting biko, cattle rustlers are those that steal cattles from the owners, in other words NA attacked cattle thieves and recovered stolen cattles.

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Romance › Re: What Does It Mean When A Guy Says "I Don't Even Know Why I Like You?" by Kondomatic(m): 6:48am On Mar 12, 2016

delishpot:
You not his type. He is reconsidering you. He has better choice outside. You nor get class, below his usual taste. He may dump you soon

You have time to reply this insecure troll?

Family › Re: I Apply ‘love Charm’ On My Manhood To Win My Wife Back – Man Tells Court by Kondomatic(m): 6:31am On Mar 12, 2016

delishpot:
Man wey dey behave anyhow, wey dey go out and return anytime and beat her up anyhow, go get time sitdown iron anything out?
If na you be that wife? You go feel any sexual attraction for such a husband?

Do you know that every human being can tell a lie?

Romance › Re: Closed by Kondomatic(m): 10:13pm On Mar 11, 2016

You don't love any of them. You don't even like or respect them.

Romance › Re: Don't Get Married Unless You Want To Die by Kondomatic(m): 10:11pm On Mar 11, 2016

Hahahahahahahahahahahaha grin

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Politics › Re: CCT Trial: Saraki Hires 66-SAN Defence Team by Kondomatic(m): 9:45pm On Mar 11, 2016

funnynation:
osheeeee baddest.... Kee way gi?

O di pure bro.

Kee maka oru? Ana emekwa?

Romance › Re: 8 Qualities Of A Desperate Husband/boyfriend Snatcher by Kondomatic(m): 9:44pm On Mar 11, 2016

misspicy:
Good for you

Evils.

Politics › Re: Rerun Elections: Vote Your Conscience, Wike’s Wife Tells Rivers People by Kondomatic(m): 6:53pm On Mar 11, 2016

HungerBAD:
Correct wife.

Even Wikes wife is stylishly telling people in Rivers State,to vote their conscious(APC) as she too is tired of the PDP and their killings.

Wives are always right.

If you hear APC make you run.
Bro run and run.

Their tongue sweet but their heart rude.
Them rude, them rude.

After they promise 'em no dey do.
Dey do dey do.

Fuel dey cost and water dey cost.
Dey cost, dey cost.

Nah Tiger battery we dey use for we touch.
We touch, we touch.

Enjoy the change baby boo
bae boo bae boo.

Tinubu's daughter sef was fooled.
Was fooled, was fooled.

Her eyes don red like red bull. Red bull, red bull.

Vote for us and get the change.
The change, they said.

After we vote them come vamoose.
Vamoose, Vamoose

And cost of living just dey increase.
Dey Increase, and increase.

Things just dey bad dey go.
Dey go, dey go.

We're tired of buhari and his goons oo.
His goons, his goons.

Please give us back our transformation. Ah! Ahh!!!

#LWKMD4H

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Politics › Re: CCT Trial: Saraki Hires 66-SAN Defence Team by Kondomatic(m): 6:50pm On Mar 11, 2016

funnynation:
yes my bro... I am one and only..

Nairaland official comedian

Wow! Wow!! Wow!!!

Nah Tallesty be this nah.

Nwa ibagwa-aka. grin

Politics › Re: CCT Trial: Saraki Hires 66-SAN Defence Team by Kondomatic(m): 6:44pm On Mar 11, 2016

funnynation:
biaa nwa banyi ime aga? Nwanee oyooo

Same funny nation that I know on FB?

Politics › Re: Power Situation: FG Blames Sabotage, Vandalization; Apologizes To Nigerians by Kondomatic(m): 6:42pm On Mar 11, 2016

Hahahahahaha

Romance › Re: 5 Ways Present Day Nigerian Ladies Hinder The Future Of Nigeria Guys. by Kondomatic(m): 6:41pm On Mar 11, 2016

Estharfabian:
And 90% of today's topic is all about the Ladies.

Yes, I Love today!

Y'all rant all You like!
doesn't Change the fact that, You still need Us!

Some need you not all.

Politics › Re: CCT Trial: Saraki Hires 66-SAN Defence Team by Kondomatic(m): 6:40pm On Mar 11, 2016

Buhari espeakelekwe make ne confuse ya adema.

Nairaland General › Re: Pot-Bellied Man Stuck In Between Tractors (Photo) by Kondomatic(m): 6:38pm On Mar 11, 2016

Lucky him.

Politics › Re: Reasons President Buhari Should Be Applauded For Budget Officials Redeployment. by Kondomatic(m): 5:46pm On Mar 11, 2016

Time for the celebrating celebrants to pop champagne

Romance › Re: Girl Spotted Tieing A Guys Shoe Lace In School..(love Or Stupidity) by Kondomatic(m): 5:42pm On Mar 11, 2016

She isn't desperate. She may not even be interested in him.

Ioannes:
the girl is desperate. it should be the other way around. and the mumu guy too is smiling. no sense of chivalry at all.

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Politics › Re: Residents Hail Aregbesola After Jumaat Prayers In Osun - Photos by Kondomatic(m): 5:27pm On Mar 11, 2016

Alright

Romance › Re: 10 Reasons Why Guys Are Attracted To Breasts by Kondomatic(m): 5:21pm On Mar 11, 2016

Some breast are like onions sha, you open the bra and what is inside will make you cry.

Romance › Re: I Need Your Advice Please by Kondomatic(m): 5:19pm On Mar 11, 2016

She will just empty you.

Politics › Re: High Court Orders DSS To Release Detained Ekiti Lawmaker by Kondomatic(m): 5:18pm On Mar 11, 2016

I am sure they're preparing for a rearrest

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Politics › Re: Buhari Appoints Rivers APC Candidate, Dakuku Peterside, DG Of NIMASA by Kondomatic(m): 5:14pm On Mar 11, 2016

Good for him

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Romance › Re: Is It Advisable To Get Married To A Lady You Have Known For Just One Month? by Kondomatic(m): 5:12pm On Mar 11, 2016

I know of a man who travelled home for xmass, met a girl and married her asaply. They have five kids already and the love is waxing stronger.

And I have heard about people who dated for years, got married and broke up within months.

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Romance › Re: My Girl Always Interferes In Her Bestfriend Relatonship Fights. (updated) by Kondomatic(m): 4:58pm On Mar 11, 2016

sinaj:
Is she d minister for Women Affair

He will nail her soon, ie if they haven't started already.

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Family › Re: I Apply ‘love Charm’ On My Manhood To Win My Wife Back – Man Tells Court by Kondomatic(m): 4:55pm On Mar 11, 2016

stephnie1:
My wife denied me sex for one and half year and because of this, I did a love charm to win her back.

that does not guarantee you to go for charm. you would have seat her down and iron it out.

And you're sure he didn't seat her down to iron it out?

That man is a faithful and God fearing man sef, one woman poured hot water on her hubby because he didn't come to bed for a few weeks.

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Romance › Re: Allowance by Kondomatic(m): 4:50pm On Mar 11, 2016

Marlvin:
lol, you gotta be kiddin' ! what can she possibly get with such an amount ?

I wouldn't know, I don't follow her to market.

Politics › Re: Re: Tonyebarcanista Has Betrayed Yorubas For Apologising To Ndi-igbo by Kondomatic(m): 4:49pm On Mar 11, 2016

Fadekebisola:
yes why would u be so unstable to make us yorubas a laughing stalk to ipobians...u must have been bribed.

we yorubas can never trust u again tonyebarcanista

u must have been settled last time u went to igboland as an election observer

infact i will bc of this make friends with igbos and let the bigger tribes further suck your oil on your backyard

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Jokes Etc › Re: My Experience With A Generous Guy In Lagos Today by Kondomatic(m): 4:47pm On Mar 11, 2016

I laughed to tears the first time I watched the video

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Politics › Re: VIDEO: Nigerians Assess President Buhari's Governance by Kondomatic(m): 4:45pm On Mar 11, 2016

That guy go don chop like 15 flies before the interview finish.

Romance › Re: Allowance by Kondomatic(m): 4:44pm On Mar 11, 2016

tse1v1:
what is the minimum monthly allowance you need to give your wife when you are married? please share your experience with us

N500 cash.

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