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Religion / Re: Prophet Genesis Refuses Offering From Church Members Because Of Naira Crisis by koolaid87: 9:02am On Feb 08, 2023
Lightorder:
as if offering has been by force. oga prophet, it is called FREE WILL OFFERING. you dont give if youi dont have and i dont give if i dont feel like giving. Teach them that.

in the church i attend , baskets are passed around when it is time for offering and no one stands when it is on. It gets to you and you dont want to give , you just pass it on

Were ni man yi sha

Free wil kee you there
Celebrities / Re: VJ Adams And Bimbo Ademoye Go Public With Their Relationship (Photos) by koolaid87: 5:52am On Feb 06, 2023
So how much is the shares?
Business / Re: Woman Goes Naked At Access Bank Due To Inability To Get Cash by koolaid87: 5:56am On Feb 02, 2023
Missgeraldine:
See gp tank stomach...all these Apc and tifnubu supporters are very ugly AF.

After defending buhari for the past 7 years, na to turn around to seek sympathy from the same people you spite while supporting evil APC.

Sufer your sufer in peace abeg, no dey disturb the public with your grotesque statue undecided

Hahaha you're very funny.

Perhaps it's actually a GP tank but can you post your Mom's stomach here, let's compare.

Stewpid

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Family / Re: Wife Caught Husband With Sidechick In Towel Trying To Escape Through The Balcony by koolaid87: 12:13am On Jan 30, 2023
I hate simps.


So what if you caught him cheating. Will he be the first or the last?

Ppl cheat. If you can't deal with it, you self regulate and keep it moving.

Pacing up and down over what? High BP. She could trip, fall and die.
Car Talk / Re: Frustrated Due To Damaged Immobilizer/brainbox by koolaid87: 12:17pm On Jan 28, 2023
I pray the car won't eventually kill you

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Pets / Re: Nigerian Lady In UK Searches For Where To Do An Abortion For Her Dog (Video) by koolaid87: 9:07pm On Jan 26, 2023
cool
Investment / Re: My Brother Is In Trouble Over Failed Online Business Transaction. by koolaid87: 10:20pm On Jan 24, 2023
Tell him to sell his properties and japa to cotonou.


Its his consequences, let him face it squarely.


The best you could do had been done and that was advising him to take heed.

People who invested in anything online should do so with the funds they're ready to lose, as nothing is guaranteed.
Career / Re: Should I Quit My Job To Pursue More Education ? by koolaid87: 8:41pm On Jan 19, 2023
Go for that BSC.

Do whatever it takes to finish as its the best way to get out of the shit hole.

Student visa is still the best means that eyinbo respect.

I know you never asked about traveling. But you're going places Hommie.

Reminds me when I was your age, grinding and husstling tuition.

He no easy but there's a light at the end of the tunnel.

Wishing you joy.

Go get it.

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Religion / Re: A Man Wearing A Jesus Saves Tshirt At Mall Of America Was Ordered To Take It Off by koolaid87: 8:20am On Jan 19, 2023
Nigerfine3:

He said that the last time they drove him off he was preaching; apparently they know him as a preacher in the mall. If anyone else wears that, they may not do the same.

Still doesn't make sense as he wasn't preaching this time around.
Politics / Re: FEC Approves ₦‎2.3 Billion For Local Assembly Of Aircraft by koolaid87: 8:12am On Jan 19, 2023
Crime / Re: Nigerian Woman Mourns Husband Killed By Kidnappers Despite Ransom Payment (Pix) by koolaid87: 6:57am On Jan 19, 2023
DispatcherLagos:
And the Christian's book told them that if the man was a Sinner before his death he will rot in hell and if paraventure his killers repents before their deaths, they will go to heaven.

Now assume that you have sense, does that make sense to you?

It doesn't have to make sense. God's way is diff to Man
Crime / Re: Professor Marinus Iwuchukwu Found Dead With Lady In His Home In Murder-Suicide by koolaid87: 3:28am On Jan 19, 2023
Never underestimate her threat


Watch your back.


RIP to the deceased
Politics / Re: Caption This Photo Of Asiwaju Giving Orders To His Son and Aides by koolaid87: 12:02pm On Jan 18, 2023
Mystic216:
See irritating and dirty old mofo that wants to be Nigeria president
God forbid

Obi2023

Post your father's pic here, let's c.
Celebrities / Re: Ubi Franklin Tattoos Davido's Late Son's Nickname On His Arm (Photo) by koolaid87: 11:36pm On Jan 14, 2023
dawnomike:
And he must come to show it to the world
Many really do not understand what it means to lose a child... The best you can do for such family is to try not to bring back the memory and let them live without it in peace!!!



Social media world is different to the real traditional one.

It's all about clout
TV/Movies / Re: Seven (7) Things To Look Forward To On Big Brother Titans by koolaid87: 9:59pm On Jan 12, 2023
Nothing to look forward to.

If you wanna watch porn, watch porn, cum and get back to your grind..


But staying 3 months on a useless show where nothing beneficial is being discussed is lame.
Health / Re: Coffin Maker Caught Removing Drips From Patients In A Hospital In Cameroon (Pix) by koolaid87: 9:56pm On Jan 12, 2023
The level of craze in all other afrikan countries pass our own.

Kenya still at the top of all madness
Romance / Re: How Do I Convince My Boyfriend To Save In My Bank? by koolaid87: 9:53pm On Jan 12, 2023
He should save in your bank because he lavishes his hard earned money?

Did you love him or loves his money?

Y'll aint married yet but you want his funds in your bank account? Who told you Y'll gon end up together?

And what happens if Y'll don't eventually get together ? You'll give him back his savings? LOL.


He's a smart Dude. He's only trying to be polite by asking for more time. You press the issue and he'll get ghost.

Men are smarter these days.

Thanks to hardcore feminism

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Politics / Re: APC Bigwigs, Nnamani, Chime And Onyeama Boycott Tinubu’s Rally by koolaid87: 4:51am On Jan 12, 2023
Gone are the days where loyalty trumps in politics.


Now we have G5 and other folks indulging in anti party activities.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Southampton Vs Manchester City: EFL Cup (2 - 0) On 11th January 2023 by koolaid87: 3:34am On Jan 12, 2023
Mancity with their mediocre away games.
Phones / Re: Someone From United States Gave Me His Crypto Acct. How Real? (Screenshots) by koolaid87: 11:01am On Jan 11, 2023
Now you have to pay for the pin
Family / Re: My Marriage Is Stressing Me by koolaid87: 12:37pm On Jan 10, 2023
Would you be here if he had won millions?


Just curious
Crime / Re: Woman Allegedly Set Ablaze By Her 'Jealous' Co-Wife Dies In Owerri (Graphic Pix) by koolaid87: 11:16pm On Jan 09, 2023
Hell hath no fury....


RIP
Religion / Re: Ibiyeomie Bans Couples From Having Sex During Fasting by koolaid87: 7:14pm On Jan 09, 2023
tongue
Food / Re: The Small Barbeque Fish I Bought Last Night For 5 Thousand Naira. by koolaid87: 3:21am On Jan 08, 2023
ahnie:
Last night I was craving something peppery because I was sick and took meds,so I settled for barbeque fish.

The way the fish was wrapped,one would think it's a big fish.
Not until I got home and realise I have bn tricked and the fish was wrapped with 3 foil paper.

To me,it was like buying sandwich with cornflakes inside.
The chips was nothing to write home about,they were looking like gazelle gararaga.
Honestly I felt cheated.

Dem serve you salad on the foil..

You be goat ni?
Crime / Re: Sexual Molestation Of A Minor. by koolaid87: 9:34pm On Jan 04, 2023
MsJackson:
Good morning house. I need your opinion on this issue.

Around May last year, my husband and I went with my 4 year old daughter to visit my sister in-law (hubby's elder sister). They insisted they wanted her to stay some days with them, that I should return for her in two or three days time.

After much persuasion from my oga, I left her. But my heart wasn't settled because I've never stayed away from her for that long.
I just noticed that when we called her on video call the very next morning, she looked and sounded depressed, telling us to come take her home. I just thought she was missing me.

I returned the next three days to pick her up. It was even the oldest cousin, a 15 year old girl, who was actually very fond of my daughter that helped me carry her on her back and saw us off to the bustop.

Two or 3 months later, at the end of a Bible study I had with her, my baby said she wanted to tell me something. Hubby was lying on the couch. My baby said the period I took her to that house, the 15 year old girl was always sucking her vagina. My brain shut down immediately. Her dad jumped from the couch and told her to repeat what she just said. She did. She also said that the girl usually holds her mouth close during the act, and that she beats the girl on the head to stop what she was doing, but the girl refused and beat my daughter back.

I broke down. Hubby had never become so mad at his family to the extent of turning his back on them, to the extent of shutting his dad up, but he did all these because his only child was involved.

The family, they all said my daughter was lying. My question is: can a four year old lie about such? The nature of this supposed lie. I don't think so. But all the family members said my daughter lied. And even the girl denied it.
They are totally refusing to address this. They even after some weeks have codedly believe such happened and have called my husband to beg, hubby said so, I don't know if it's true or not. But me the wife, NOBODY, I REPEAT, NOBODY CALLED ME. Like I am nothing in their eyes. Not even the evil mother that insisted my daughter spent some days with them. It's not like if they called me to apologize it would change the past, no, but I might have some tiny relief.

My daughter talks about that experience till date. Even up till yesterday. I am beyond heartbroken. I can't forgive.

The family all turned their face away. Nobody cared to address it, even his parents. I'm thinking of going to their church to expose her because I hear the 15 year old girl is getting baptized next week. Hubby told me to forget about it, his brother told me not to try it. But anytime my daughter remembers this incident and brings it up, I become very disturbed. I don't know what to do.

Please advise me.

Y'll need a family therapy.

That'll stay with your daughter for a while. She needs a therapy and so did you.

Im sorry to hear that happened to your child.

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Family / Re: My Wife Refused To Block The Guy She Cheated With by koolaid87: 9:09pm On Jan 04, 2023
You lost your ball.

Its over!

Deleting the contact was something she would have offered personally if she had respect for you.

That's what we tell you simps.

Y'll think women need your loveydovey, simp personalities. Y'll wrong.

Women love masculine energy to keep them in check and unfortunately you don't have that in you.

One fool dey knack your wife outside and you're here, using words like shes having an emotional affairs. LoL. Niqqa you dumb Man.

Man up. Let her know you're ready to split the house apart. Tell her you don't care about yourself, the kids or any fvcking being. Get your balls back.

Nobody fvcks with a niqqa who has nothing to lose.

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Romance / Re: My Boyfriend Called Me A Gold Digger by koolaid87: 8:57pm On Jan 04, 2023
Karen2024:
Two days before Christmas I called my bf and demanded he give me money to make hair for Christmas, he sent me 20k.

On new year's eve I called him and after exchange of pleasantries I asked what he's preparing for me as I would be coming over on the 1st, he angrily responded that he's preparing shits for me and he went further to call me a 'gold digger.'

Since then he has not been picking my calls neither did he reply my text messages. Should I keep trying or I should move on?

Dont move on yet. Go chop the shit first nah then you move. Fcxking gold digger with smelly kpekus
Music/Radio / Re: Portable Releases New Song Criticizing Apostle Suleman For Using Bulletproof Car by koolaid87: 8:53pm On Jan 04, 2023
TheRealMalcolmX:
undecided

Yeah, not a fan of the pastor with too many controversies. However, this weed-controlling, igbo-smoking nincompoop should shut the fvck up.....

Children must learn how to talk to elders....That's how we were raised.

You can't find logic in the lyrics?

Be objective for once in your life, my friend
Celebrities / Re: Burna Boy Cusses Out His Fans Who Waited Hours For His Live Concert by koolaid87: 8:28am On Jan 03, 2023
This nigga don dey kolo small small.

Mr disappointment with expensive ego


Fvck you n ur dumb fans

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Crime / Re: Lady Traveling To Katsina Kidnapped After Disclosing Her Destination On Facebook by koolaid87: 8:24am On Jan 03, 2023
They treated the issues with kid's glove, now they're feeling the heat.

Obi better addresses ipob/esn now rather than later
Agriculture / Re: Farming Or Relocating Abroad by koolaid87: 8:22am On Jan 03, 2023
Ask that Dude that escaped from the kidnappers' den.
Politics / Re: Tinubu: I'm Going To Win 2023 Election, No One Can Stop Me by koolaid87: 2:07am On Jan 03, 2023
Vote a new party that you believe will do something different. Let your vote speak your heart, your conscience. Even if the candidate doesn't win, you will be happy you have followed your conscience and done what is right.

How can you believe this new party that it's candidate migrated from the condemned pdp is the solution to the problem?

Believe is a strong word by friend.

Nobody knows if he'll make a difference, and that's for sure.

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