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Crime › Re: 7-year-old Girl Slaughtered In Jos By A Woman For Ritual Purpose (Graphic Photo) by koolaid87: 9:31pm On Sep 08, 2020

Please let's stone this devil to death

One Man keep saying it's a sign of the end time. I'll say it's a dividend of next level, cluelessness, poverty, inflation, insecurity.....

Why are the rest of the developed Nations not witnessing this amount of bloodshed?

Buhari is the worst thing that ever happened to this Nation

Condolences to the family of the deceased.

May her soul rest in peace

Celebrities › Re: Daddy Freeze Finally Replies Pastor David Ibiyeomie Over Death Threat by koolaid87: 3:39am On Sep 08, 2020

Politics › Re: Daddy Freeze: Sowore Reacts To Pastor Ibiyeomie's Outburst by koolaid87: 6:19pm On Sep 07, 2020

bezimo:
Look at this one who is talking that sold his conscience in 2015 for a mosel of meat..to contribute to bring Nigeria to where it is today.

Pastor Ibieyomie is in line to release curses on freeze..or you say isn't Christ like or Christian like..see them bunch of hypocrites...they won't warn freeze to stop castigating pastors.. but as pastor react.. they will come out like the pharisees that they are who were always watching to fault Jesus on what he would say or do..see them

Only one who has no father..that they will insult his father and he will be laughing or explaining

1. Jesus cursed herod and called him a bastard fox
2. Paul cursed Elymas with blindness.
3. Prophet Elisha cursed 42 kids mocking him and they were wasted
4 John the Baptist called those hypocrites and saducees brood of vipers
5. Jesus cursed the fig tree

Daddy freeze should be careful or else when pastor lock him up like kemi experienced. They should not say pastor is wicked oh.

Let freeze react against killing of christians in Kaduna or speak against Kaduna state govt..he won't make pim..because he knows those northerners are not as forgiving as pastors they will arrest him straight and lock him up..but as na pastor nah..he runs his mouth non-stop. Nonsense.

Bros you no well at all.

Marriage has been in shambles lately all because some folks believe that women are nothing but baby sitters. There is nothing wrong with Freeze projecting his own opinion about what Oyedepo said..He didn't insult or criticize plus he corroborated his views by stating multiple verses.

So why the insult from Ibiyome? Cos they think anything that comes from these supposed pastors shouldn't be questioned hence why foolish Nigerians like you don't question or check them

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Family › Re: My Wife Won't Cook For Our Guests. Please Advise Me by koolaid87: 9:37pm On Sep 03, 2020

Borrow him your wife, girlfriend or Mom

Nonsense

LadyExcellency:
What is stressful about cooking you lazy generation? Is she the gas cooker or the grinders?

In this day and generation where you can contract one food condiments trader and tell her what to buy and do the grinding and slicing of vegetable for a penny.

Anyway, enjoy your lost generation

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Family › Re: My Wife Won't Cook For Our Guests. Please Advise Me by koolaid87: 9:37pm On Sep 03, 2020

Foolish guy. I no even complete reading this nonsense

Just borrow him your wife or mother

Oponu

quote author=Johniyke2flex post=93544215]

Are you OK like this? So he will change the menu or ask the menu to be changed because his wife cannot cook... For a gathering that happens once in almost two years. You are not smart. Someone that has agreed to do almost everything except to cook the soup just to save face, is it doing the dishes that will be difficult for him? The guy has practically compromised on everything, he's basically only just asking for help with the soup, and you are here saying nonsense. Are you even married?

So OP, if this was your child's dedication or some other important gathering, will your wife still be this adamant? Just know that you are married to a very mean woman that won't cover your shame if it's left to her. A reasonable woman will say, OK... I'll do it this last time and might give a stern warning about not accommodating it next time. Not this overpampared and appalling woman this OP is trying so hard to paint differently. You've been left high and dry brother, this should serve as a lesson to you, you now know who it is you've been calling your wife all along.[/quote]

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Family › Re: My Wife Won't Cook For Our Guests. Please Advise Me by koolaid87: 8:57pm On Sep 03, 2020

Righteousness89:
All I Can Do Right now is to Pray For you!

Precious Daddy, I Pray thee, Touch the wife of My Brother to see the Need to Cooperate with Her Husband. Touch Her to Do it with Joy In Jesus Name.... Amen..

My Brother Calm down.. She will Do it...

Reading through the Comments, It's clear that People Have Lost what Marriage is all about!

Marriage is Cooperation
Marriage is Sacrifice
Marriage is Watching out for each other

It's sounds strange to me that a woman is not willing to Cooperate with her Husband and People are Supporting that!

Seriously! This Generation has lost it

You're the lost one

How about he cooperate with his wife by choosing a less stressful meal like snacks.

Must he make his wife passed through stress just to satisfy some church members?

He's talking about her cooking the soup only. What about the cleaning??

At Op, no stress your relationship because of church GATHERING. If they can't pie and Pepsi, then it ain't worth it.

You're already stressing about one gathering and you're putting the stress on her

Romance › Re: I Approached A Lady Today And I Was Disappointed In Myself. by koolaid87: 11:05pm On Sep 02, 2020

Jannuxajj:
I am an introvert that is into programming and I work for companies from home. I became tired of all the gold diggers I was attracting because I discovered they are only looking for sponsors so for the first time I made up my mind to start approaching.

I saw a young lady walking towards me so I decided to start with her. I greeted her and immediately she answered I didn't know what to say next thing I said was are you coming from the gym and she said no and looked at me somehow only for me to stammer and then ask for her name she just ignored me and was pressing her phone.

It bad to be sitting indoors everyday I swear loneliness dey kill me.

I'm Happy for you cos you're honest with yourself. Now go out there and start talking more to both male and female..engage in conversations, read more books to widen your approach to life And listen to good speakers.

At last, you'll be fine

Peace

Politics › Re: Obaseki Condoles With Oshiomhole, Ize-iyamu Over Crash, Death Of Security Aides by koolaid87: 8:05pm On Sep 01, 2020

I fear Politicians

Politics › Re: How We Killed Uwaila, Suspect Confesses - Full Video by koolaid87: 11:01am On Aug 30, 2020

Good job Police officers.

But next time, pls coordinate a quiet environment for proper conference session

Christianity Etc › Re: Biblical Village Of Bethsaida Where Jesus Fed The 5,000 Found by koolaid87: 8:49pm On Aug 27, 2020

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kingxsamz:
Just so you know, this is not proof.
Only dumb folks will reject visible evidence and accept some illogical story about a white man feeding 5000 people with 5 loaves of bread and two Fish.
You sef use your brain think nw... How does one walk on water and feed 5000 people with 5 loaves of bread? 5 loaves of bread o.
If an article or research pops up and mentions 10million years, you'll say "these white people can lie ehn", "how did they know"?
How do you know that a man fed 5000 people with 5 loaves of bread? Oh a 2000 year old book that has been re-re-re-re-re edited told you abi?

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Ordinary human can perform magic so why is it s hard to wrap one's head around Christ's miracle

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Family › Re: A Giant Snake In My Roof. I Need A Snake Charmer To Remove It by koolaid87: 10:19pm On Aug 25, 2020

Afrikween:
Mumu, you think say na India you dey.... keep looking for the charmer till it swallows you.

You are the Mumu.

The hausa community get snake charmers.

You couldn't suggest any alternative solution since naija no b India.

You're one of the mad People wey full nairaland

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Crime › Re: EFCC Re-arrests Mompha For Money-laundering by koolaid87: 9:56pm On Aug 17, 2020

They need more money

Nothing more nothing less

Sh1t Hole

Business › Re: Lady Loses Her Life Investments To Flood In Nibo, Anambra (Pictures) by koolaid87: 11:05pm On Aug 08, 2020

DICKstractor:
Did the cat fish drown in the flood?
I feel sorry for her though

Imagine waking up one day and you hear that all your life investment have gone down the drain. It can put you in a very long ~~depression~~ depressive mood. Government should come to her aid please

Crime › Re: Policeman Shoots 23-Year-Old Man Dead In Delta (Disturbing Photos) by koolaid87: 8:19pm On Aug 08, 2020

With all their religious hypocrisy, death flies around nonstop.

Foolish government lacks knowledge to tackle insecurity.

Pastors/Imams left their true call for the sake of Money

Values/Morals gone down the drain

GOD left Nigeria years ago.

Mr Righteousness89, this ain't China. Sey Nigeria dey fight God too?

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Politics › Re: Senator Buruji Kashamu Dies Of COVID-19 Disease by koolaid87: 7:31pm On Aug 08, 2020

Let the Lord judge the Criminal

TANTUMERGO007:
Not a time to mourn a criminal and a drug baron, may his soul not rest in peace if he was indeed a criminal

Christianity Etc › Re: You Are Inside A Woman's Private Part - Female Pastor Tells Man by koolaid87: 5:50am On Aug 08, 2020

Comedy central featuring Ebuka

Nonsense

Food › Re: Man Escapes Being Crushed By An Angry Cow During Sallah by koolaid87: 3:56am On Aug 01, 2020

The guy deserved the two horns as a reminder to the day he escaped death

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Politics › Re: Insecurity: Nigerians Know We Have Done Our Best – Buhari by koolaid87: 11:14pm On Jul 31, 2020

Breaking this country is the only way to go.

Vote in another government and see another form of violence from another group

This will never stop unfortunately.

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Politics › Re: Bokom Haram: Governor Zulum Shielded From Gunshots by koolaid87: 10:37am On Jul 31, 2020

Olalan:
I can imagine the kind of fear and uncertainty that fills the minds of people living in the villages of the north east. Living with no certainty of seeing the next day due to the crisis

You mean u can't imagine..

Crime › Re: Ghanaian Lady Flogged For Sleeping With A Sudanese Man In Saudi Arabia by koolaid87: 9:40pm On Jul 30, 2020

Religion of hardcore peace

Politics › Re: Oshiomole: I Sold Bad Product To Edo People In 2016 by koolaid87: 5:57am On Jul 27, 2020

Politics › Re: Obasanjo Flogs Adebayo Molaja's Wife With Horse Whip Over Theft -SaharaReporters by koolaid87: 11:04pm On Jul 22, 2020

Baba Ota, sey dementia ti wo le ni?

Politics › Re: Joe Komolafe: Amotekun Will Use Supernatural Power To Combat Insecurity by koolaid87: 7:48am On Jul 21, 2020

baby124:
This is really stupid and naive. You are going to fight someone with AK47 with jazz. How many people can your jazz disable at once?

Where were their AKs when thunder was striking their cows?

Celebrities › Re: 50 Hollywood/European Stars That Were Yoruba by koolaid87: 9:28pm On Jul 19, 2020

No wonder everybody migrates to LAGOS for talent showcasing.

Omoluabi are the best when it comes to entertainment.

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Crime › Re: Man Beheads Colleague After Seeing His N13m Account Balance by koolaid87: 4:28am On Jul 18, 2020

Husstle ( Machine operator)

Loyalty (Building a project for his bro)

Respect (well deserved)

You're a hero Nwachukwu.

Rest in peace

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Islam › Re: Preparation For Eid-ul-adha: How Much Is Ram In Your Area? by koolaid87: 11:17am On Jul 17, 2020

Travel › Re: UK To Resume Visa Processing In Nigeria On July 28 by koolaid87: 10:03pm On Jul 14, 2020

Money is needed.

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Romance › Re: Masturbation: I Learnt To Stop The Hard Way. by koolaid87: 12:34am On Jul 14, 2020

Bro, you're doing God's work with your write up. Im quitting now and all thanks to God for using you to save llives from this demonic force.

I'm quitting now for good

Time to take my life back

Glory be to God

ote author=mrniceguy98 post=91641610]Hello fams
Happy Sunday
I've been a member of this great forum since 2016 or thereabout though I deactivated my first account here.
I'm not a newbie here. I'm saying it cos some people may think I came to chase clout. I'm here to share my story and experience for others to learn

Back to why I created this topic.
Okay, I've been a chronic masturbator and porn lover. I started after my secondary school and being a Virgin then, it was the easiest way to get pleasure. Lemme say this MASTURBATION AND PORNOGRAPHY are destroyers. They will ruin u and turn you to mere shafts... I masturbated for 6solid years This is what masturbation will do to u

1. It'll make it difficult for you to ever fall in love with a woman. Your relationship and sexual life will become nothing to write home about
2. You'll become withdrawn from others. It'll destroy ur social life totally
3. It'll take you far away from God. Very very far
4. You'll start having memory loss.
5. It brings bad luck. Believe this, it's very true. Things won't be going the way u planned, though not true for everyone but majority of masturbators experience this.
6. You see your d*ck. It'll no longer remain the way God gave u. Trust me, you'll start having erectile dysfunction and premature ejaculation if u don't stop on time
There are more but I'll stop here.

With time I noticed that I was becoming withdrawn, depressed and always weak, I was having memory loss, I couldn't keep an information for long, I was shy and didn't really fancy women and relationships. I was a shadow of myself. I didn't have friends, I liked being alone.

Honest truth is I tried stopping severally because the negative signs were obvious but I just couldn't stop. The farthest I could go was 1week, I'd start again. It was very frustrating. .. I tried praying, it wasn't working.

Soon, it weren't those anymore, it worsened. I started observing that my dick was becoming dysfunctional. It could no longer attain maximum erection and normally I've a very long d*ck cos I'm very tall but with time I observed that it was drawing back. I was having a very weak and poor erection. It worsened then again, I wasn't having morning erections anymore. I'd wake up with a flaccid d*ck and I'd have to stimulate it before it'd weakly come up and then fall again in seconds. It was disheartening to say the least. I was becoming weak. I was defeated.

On a fateful (should I even use fateful cos it worked for my favour) morning, after getting up I was with my phone and I saw something very erotic online, the urge came again, I tried to stop it but I couldn't. I masturbated. That masturbation that day nearly ended me. Immediately I was done, it was as if I lost my mind, my head was heavy, it was like men were using hammer on it. I slept for hours and got up but instead of stopping, it worsened. I was dying, my back was aching so painfully, my legs were hurting so badly, I couldn't walk well. My stomach was paining me inside. God!, the experience was tragic. This continued for two good weeks. I couldn't eat well, I was literally dying. I prayed to God to forgive me and give me my health that I wouldn't go back to it. Eventually with time I regained myself. Glory to God, my morning erections are back and my d*ck is becoming normal. I can now have my strong erection though still not completely long but with time.

My experience was horrible and I don't wish it for anyone, even an enemy. I'm happy today that I'm free, its been a long while now and I've not watched porn or masturbated. Thinking about my experience makes me detest it so much now. I've sworn I'll never go back and I believe God will help me.

I learnt the hard way. Please don't learn the hard way, you may not live to tell the tales. MASTURBATION IS A KILLER. RUN FROM IT[/quote]

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Crime › Re: Reverend Joseph Ma’aji Remanded For Raping His 16-Year-Old House Maid by koolaid87: 7:18am On Jul 09, 2020

rattlesnake:
u want to be selling people products

Which one is the people product

You no want make him liberate us from this poverty??

You report am to be banned by the admin

Na God go punish you if you did

Islam › Re: Dealing With The Fitnah (temptation) Of Women by koolaid87: 6:44am On Jul 09, 2020

usmanbaba:
What's your problem, must you comment?

Yes, I must comment Motherfucker.

why not address the msg instead of attacking the messenger.

Dumb followers of a paedophile

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Crime › Re: 20-Year-Old Girl Raped And Killed In Illorin (Disturbing Photos) by koolaid87: 11:20pm On Jul 08, 2020

Serial killer on the loose.

He's already searching for his next victim.

Police pls do the needful and swing into getting this Bastard before he kills again

RIP to the deceased

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