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There are some things yu jst cannot force on a people. Education is one. There nomads rejected it in d colonial era,abhor it now,ignore d schools they have YET we try to shove dis same education down thier nomadic throats! Being an idealist,i hope it yields fruits; but facing reality,it seems a fruitless venture. I stand to be corrected as events unfold

ZUBY77: @rokiatu, op, i think this friend of yours is YOU. Judging by the time you registered on nairaland (march 2006) you are an old chick and You have out-grown the ideal first date. Now you are being insatiable. You are an old lady, early or mid 30s. You have seen it all. Mega first dates, driven to the expensive joints with flashy cars by jim iyke and ramsey noah look alikes etc.
Now this ugly rich guy shows up with a different idea of first date and all of a sudden, it happened to your friend. Liar.
Let me give you some advice, run back to him cos as the age grows, the next guy will offer you indian hemp and the guy after him will offer benson or rothmans.

d bitterness and negativity in yu oozes!

ayosmiles: At this stage i believe d gal shld focus on d guys attitude nd personality rather than his money or wht he gives her. Many naija gals make dis mistake nd make naija guys get deliberately stingy. Yoghurt aint even a bad idea. Wht if if he just invited u to view d stars nd d moon with him on a date.

tell them oh! Whateva happened to 'gettin to know yu' widout d material aspects? This kinda attitude is what gives 'naija girls bashers' d gumption to com here and let their disgust out.
Op,what does ur friend want from him? His pocket,what he can do for her or what she can learn from him? And what can she do for him,afterall,guys like to be cared for and spoiled too. She shld be a lil less selfish. Since she got her own,she ought not be bothered. She cld even do things her own way-d way she feels is right n quit moaning!

yamakuza: 6 months, not month.

Equipment is an Uncountable Noun, and has no plural form.

in dis context,its '6-month',and not '6 months'. A 6-month warranty.

Happy buffdae babyboo nl! Its been wonderful havin yu as a companion

Another BH bomb- news. In d north-not news.

Every profession has got its fair share of heartaches. In dis case,ignorance is a killing factor. How can treatment be administered based on falseties?

Ogbu na mma na-ala na mma; ogbu na 'bomb' na-ala na 'bomb'. Nemesis has been hitherto slow,buh its finally catchin up wit em killerz

iice:
[color=#9900ff]I don't make resolutions.[/color]

buh wen i do,
[quote author=freecocoa link=topic=834369.msg9862685#msg9862685
Mine is just to try to be a better person in general.[/b][/quote]

El Guapo:
A drunk man who smelled like beer sat down on a subway seat next to a priest. The man's tie was stained, his face was plastered with red lipstick, and a half empty bottle of gin was sticking out of his torn coat pocket. He opened his newspaper and began reading. After a few minutes the man turned to the priest and asked," Say, Father, what causes arthritis?"

"My Son, it's caused by loose living, being with cheap, wicked women, too much alcohol, a contempt for your fellow man, sleeping around with LovePeddlers and lack of bath." "Well, I'll be damned," the drunk muttered, returning to his paper. The priest, thinking about what he had said, nudged the man and apologized. "I'm very sorry. I didn't mean to come on so strong. How long have you had arthritis?" "I don't have it, Father. I was just reading here that the Pope does."

bloody kettle calling blasted pot black!

El Guapo:
[color=#0066ff]A resident in a posh hotel breakfast room called over the head waiter one morning and read from the menu. "I'd like one under-cooked egg so that it's runny, and one over-cooked egg so that it's tough and hard to eat. I'd also like grilled bacon which is a bit on the cold side, burnt toast, butter straight from the freezer so that it's impossible to spread, and a pot of very weak, lukewarm coffee." "That's a complicated order sir," said the bewildered waiter. "It might be quite difficult." The guest replied sarcastically, "It can't be that difficult because that's exactly what you brought me yesterday!"[/color]

laff won kil me ooooo,

This is so effing sad! Lawdy lawd!! On the 25th!!! Why dont we retaliate on one of their eid days. Murafu.ckers

Abeg oh, nufin wrong with dat power packed food! Carry on,poster and di well to extend id to sundays too!

ilugunboy:
Why keep the man in the refrigerator for that long?

kai! You beat me to it

Wow! Great thread. Im guessin next thread ll be. . . criticise compare btwn GEJ and basket mouth

Odours of any kind,poor diction eeew.

E'ry day,several ways

4Truth:
@morgist

Had it been i can see u, i will have cut your head down, freaky fool

WHAT FURTHER PROOF DO WE NEED OF THE NATURE AND CHARACTER OF ISLAM AND MOHAMMED IT FOUNDER,WHEN WE HAVE INHOUSE/NAIRALAND TERRORISTS , ALMAJIRIS AND MURDERERS LIKE EASY COME AND MORGIST?

THEY CLEARLY BLINDED BY MORBID FANATICISM, SO THEY CANNOT SEE THE TRUTH AS IS BEEN PRESENTED HERE.

BLINDED AND DYEING AT THE PROMISE OF 7 VIRGINS IN PARADISE.WHAT A RELIGION? LOL

dont mind them! They hate western education so they'l continue to have illiterate almajiris they can easily brainwash to carry out their suicide missions.

They finally decided to talk.bunch of hypocrites.thought they'l say boko is not to blame. Wonder y it took them so long. As always,action speaks louder than words,let them take the required steps to checkmate dis den we'l know they are really serious. RELIGION NOR BE BY FORCE!

Sweerie,did yu ask linus(houseboi) to cook d food? Linus nor try oh
OR
*impatiently* WHAT SORT OF NONSENSE DID LINUS COOK??!

Sweerie,did yu ask linus(houseboi) to cook d food? Linus nor try oh

kingjoe:
god lives in living faith church and visits other places .it is evident in the blessing of itsmembers .dont be left out.my people perish 4 lack of knowledge.

doesn ur ignorance baffle even you? God indeed 'lives' in living faith.brainwashed chump

It all looks funny now buh in d video,d primate behind<who has refused to evolve anyway> cunningly pushes its 'mate' into d pool of water. Real funny video

U 'hear' men are dangerous?jst how naive can yu be?

SAFO:
That's 15secs of my life wasted for reading this. Thanks.

hapless attention seeker.ur username reps you

If only nigeria wld make it mandatory to register in an online databank every birth and death,every1 wld be on google and there wld be no f.uc.king need for nonsensical census
@topic sure have.loved wat i saw,love wat i see

Look how they ve been roasted lyk eid rams. May Allah smite d perpetrators!

Lawd most high!

[quote author=sun_temi link=topic=795973.msg9478496#msg9478496 date=1320393991] ODE [/quote]