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oseiwe: Yeah, dere are many below the age of 18 who havent gone to d university yet.
But definitely none above 20.

MUMUDITY of a very high order!!! Dat there is none around yu doesn mean there iz none anywhere else.

This poo is on front page Oh crap! The gud old nl front opage is so thorughly missed!

BTW, is it just me (cuz I don't do nails) or is it the quality of the camera that makes the nail look 'unneat'?? CLAWS!!!

[quote author=Sisi_Kill]See, this right here is why I will never understand people who commit suicide.

So here I was feeling all depressed and suicidal because it is almost mid morning here and we haven't heard what Linda Ikeja's thoughts are on something. . . . anything. Now anyone who is somebody knows a day without knowing what Linda Ikeji thinks on a subject will be a dismal day for sure. I was ready to take the easy out of what was starting to look like the horriblest day in history, so I decided to log on to NL one last time and the bam. . . what do I see. . . on the front page no less. . .Linda's Opinion on a very veeeeeery pressing life and death matter and now all is well with the world.


Once again the intelligent powers that be on NL have saved the day.

Thanks guys!!! More grease to your collective elbows. https://l.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/mesg/emoticons7/113.gif[/quote]Just how cld I not love this post?

yorke: How does it stop PHCN from increasing the tariff of power starting from 1st of June?

Yu really cannot see beyond ur nose??

....When u hear 'what responsible man comes bac at xxam with lipstick stain on his shirt'

2. When only d lead actress dresses well...d odas prolly wear their own clothes and/or make themselves up

Poster, yu are not wicked! Do not attempt marrying her cuz she's d type dat ll leave yu widout blinking if she thinks her material comfort is being undermined. And about fornication..mabi yu do am alone? Day nor go suspend her too abi dey go reward am wit marriage to yu or ur suspension? Abeg she na diamonddigger, and borrowing her words, 'she is not the kind of woman God has proposed to bless yu wit'. Maybe yu shld ask her if God changed His mind

WOW! News! The next news will most likely be 'tonto dike quits farting' or some bloody actress finally decided to put her life in order and it becomes breaking news! Arranticus Nonsensicus!!!

koolkamzzy: And WTF is KOOL J ?

I don show

.....When one wakes up from a nightmare screaming ......

Whatever happened to the coins that were minted wit millions of naira

Our moneys down the drain

slumcat: wit d way tinz are going, i'd be glad if d colonial masters can come back n take over power from these donkeys.

I'm totally wit yu on this. At least they know how to make things work

Are these scumbags for real?? Or just to raise dust? I surely do hope its d latter cuz...

For pete's sake 5000 and 2000 naira notes and no talk about revaluating the naira? I'm shaming for my leaders ohh...

lefulefu: haba slimyem yem so na ur grandmama lingerie u dey wear?
ok no worry i go buy u pairs of sexy hot thongs.wetin i need frm u na for u to measure ur size of pant for me

Guy werrin be ur own?

[quote author=temmy.m3]MESSMERISING Husband and wife. hope you both wont shit in your pants during your special competition..

why would u wanna think of messing at your partners pressence? what is the pride in that If it s by mistake, Fine. but otherwise omo sometin dey happen o, if u get dysentry then try using capsules and flagil or try local herbs and stop being an ONISO o .. puff..puff..poooooo, kai. farting everywhere.. damn, Bad habit.. hope u wont fart at ur inlaw's presence too...

chai.. Look at the Onisos and Onijedijedi gbogbo's comments.. cant believe messing is worth celebratin o.[/quote]Finally yu don tok ur own as I take tok my own

lepasharon: when a girl must die of an abortion!Nigerian films too like to exagerrate,abortion is not that dangerous like they depict

Is it possible u r talking from personal experience?

Canisma: Please,which people owns today's mothers day.
I have witnessed that of ANGLICAN and that of CATHOLICS.
.
Is today's mothers day that of PAGANS please ?

Me sef dey wonder

To the gurls who want heaven and earth from a guy...wat have yu got to offer him or is it jst ur tirednoverfu.ck.ed and expired puci? Pullease! Any guy no matter how broke or ugly can get ready pusci talk more of ur fairytale knight so wats d special thingy he shld look forward to from u? Oh yu jst wanna be on the receiving end kwo? In ir quest to dig gold,be careful to not dig ur own grave.

And dat doesn mean I want a brokeass guy either...I'm jst speaking from my really independent mind

I hate d classic clanking of cutlery on china dishes...FCOL-for crying out loud-we are not making music while eating and more especially,noise!

Another is smacking the mouth while eating



A third...looking at the food over and over like it'l flee if ur gaze is not on it-i mean admiring the food and probably thinking 'na me dey chop dis food so?' Lol

Spitting out unwanted particles instead of using thumb+index finger to remove it. Heck,DAT could land in my food!

Messing up eating area...got a hole in ur mouth?

Well mine...I'm prolly a saint cuz no1 has yet mentioned my going wrong on the table-dad would surely point dat out-buh I eat my plate clean! So clean dat it could be easily reused unlike dat of messy eaters. I upgrade on etiquette.

Nairaboi: . . . Sexiest tin 4 me. Having my woman walking through my house nude ( and i mean in complete 3D nakednezz)

All dat nudeness...anyways,ur meat

tiniyata: the sexiest place to have a quickie is in the elevator

Coooool!

Thanks y'all

Shoo? We dey even do farting competition...who I'm own go smell pass