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Hi,
I use a curve 3g and have not been able to download movies with it. I keep gettin dis: http error 403: forbidden, you are not authorised to view this page. This always happens and is not funny. Again I've not been able to use my appworld. Wheneva I try to download anything from there,it always says 'backberry identity update needed'm if I click to install,it will immediately show 'blackberry identity installation failed,pls try again later'. I'm really tired of tryin and missin out on exciting applications. Pls help. And not least, d fone hangs every now and den and could somtyms hang for up to a minute. It really isn't funny. Expectin ur reply,thanks.

I used to think the whole world was ignorant in on somfin until I knew about it e.g used to thibk the president was under the governor in each state I.e each state had its own presido buh wen I realized my folly,I was like 'oh they didn even know that before now' lol

mayorme: Air bag never comes out of any car no matter how fatal the accident might be

gulfer: When a film talks about the 80s and 90s and you see MTN, ETISALAT and GLO banners in the background.

berem: its a stewpid naija film wen u see lightening strikes and a blind man either looses or regains his sight.(instant miracle)

LAUGHS WHILE IN A COMA!!!!!

[quote author=Ogidi-Olu]...d crew members put their pictures and fone nos when writing their names at d end of d movie.[/quote]Really?

[quote author=9-zeros]they ALWAYS tink aloud.....[/quote]CLASSIC!!!!!

outline: its hilarious! you should see it, more comedy than AY SHOW

It gets me more angry than amused though. I mean these things are so obvious!

outline: OFcourse! guess you ddnt subscribe for AFRICA MAGIC

I dnt even watch nollywood,don't have the stomach for it. I jst laugh my butt off when when my friends pick out the unending faults or I peek at a scene or two. The lapses are just unbearable

outline: when the setting is in the 80's but the actors/actresses r using IPAD & Bold 5

Do they really shoot movies that depict '80s setting

...When a housewife who's obviously staying at home is fully dressed in her complete traditional regalia...

...When Jim Iyke or anyoda dumbass actor is putting on SUNSHADES in a CLUB at NIGHT

When a housewife needs a little girl toflex her fists on

...When a new born baby is fully clothed,not crying,huge and even eating semi-solid food

...When the degree of 'witchness' of a witch is determined by the intensity of her eyes 'shining'. If she doesn enlarge her eyes beyond bulging capacity,then she is not a full-blown witch.

When the only thing yu see on the actresses' face is the blaring eyeshadow and ill-suited blush

...When the advert tells the story...

Sexiest dt can be eaten together by lovers- Ice Cream

[quote author=~Killz~][color=#000030]Ok, seen. The sexiest ride for me is the BMW X6 M. [/color][/quote]Truly posh

slimyem: ...the sexiest lingerie-grandmama pant!

Lol!

[quote author=~Killz~][color=#000030]Where's yours?[/color][/quote]Above urs

Nearly choked on my food wen I saw dis pic...absolutely HILARIOUS!!!!!!!!

Ohk,I'l start--------the sexiest SHOE SIZE! For me, its size 40! Its jst so neutral. And no, dats not my size, I wear 41 buh size 40 is jst so cute+sexy!

Hi guys

Was just thinking. . .what are the sexiest things around us? From the uncommon to the bizzare to the reall weird and queer even to the outrageous? I mean. . .random thoughts of a group of things? It cld be the sexiest 'anything'! Post ur thots here.

Cheers!

Congrats! Yu jst won d award of opening the DUMBEST thread never before seen! Congrats man

Ohk,I'l start--------the sexiest SHOE SIZE! For me, its size 40! Its jst so neutral. And no, dats not my size, I wear 41 buh size 40 is jst so cute+sexy!

Hi guys

Was just thinking. . .what are the sexiest things around us? From the uncommon to the bizzare to the reall weird and queer even to the outrageous? I mean. . .random thoughts of a group of things? It cld be the sexiest 'anything'! Post ur thots here.

Cheers!

. . . And d waiting game begins. . .

Faithful?