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@2am you still awake? Wel I advise you get some sleep to avoid all health issues related to lack of sleep.

BTW I didn't insult you I was only giving a brotherly advise to a frnd in need.

Abeg enough derailing, make we go back to our ogbonge tori, I hope say I go get enough time today to enjoy the tori dey go@2am you still awake? Wel I advise you get some sleep to avoid all health issues related to lack of sleep.

BTW I didn't insult you I was only giving a brotherly advise to a frnd in need.

Abeg enough derailing, make we go back to our ogbonge tori, I hope say I go get enough time today to enjoy the tori dey go

[quote author=BABE! link=topic=716089.msg8765435#msg8765435 date=1311313172]LOL---Typical! I was so expecting that. [/color][/quote]Typical good humour right?

BTW I hope u had a gud night sleep cos it seems you spent your whole day on NL

[quote author=Mynd_44 link=topic=716089.msg8765151#msg8765151 date=1311305700]BABE!, shey you fit preggy for me? I go marry you oh[/quote]H

Have you watched the movie "MARRIED TO A WITCH" I advise you go get a copy

[quote author=BABE! link=topic=716089.msg8762309#msg8762309 date=1311268256]yen yen yen yen yen ya ya yen ye yen ye yen ya yen yen yan yen yen yan yen yen ya yen yan yan yen yen yen yan yan yen yen  yen--- See  your mouth like Nkechi zone--- COmmon PARK WELL jo! Who gave you valet ticket sef?

You want to put pepper in my eyes? ehn Put it na.

and How in the hell I'm I "forming like I hear English pass" ?

I asked a simple question, "Is it your comfort zone?"--A Normal answer should be "Yes" or "No".
-- But nooooo, you had to make me know (in an unnecessary way) that it is actually your comfort zone. But it's aight. It's nothing to be ashamed of.  

PS: I'm joking o. Don't take it to heart---(before you start bombing me with insults in your next post.)[/quote]God safe you say you beg if not hen,

@ op, as we dey talk dey go jare, you need to embrace your wife to be and plan your family together cos as dey say two hands are better than one. I knw say pikin no dey carry pampas and baby food come frm heaven, but I believe say na God work him go help you arrange the package.

But the gurl get scope o, she knw say if she waste time anoda pelepele go take over her parol so she come act fast, hehehehehheeh[quote author=BABE! link=topic=716089.msg8762309#msg8762309 date=1311268256]yen yen yen yen yen ya ya yen ye yen ye yen ya yen yen yan yen yen yan yen yen ya yen yan yan yen yen yen yan yan yen yen  yen--- See  your mouth like Nkechi zone--- COmmon PARK WELL jo! Who gave you valet ticket sef?

You want to put pepper in my eyes? ehn Put it na.

and How in the hell I'm I "forming like I hear English pass" ?

I asked a simple question, "Is it your comfort zone?"--A Normal answer should be "Yes" or "No".
-- But nooooo, you had to make me know (in an unnecessary way) that it is actually your comfort zone. But it's aight. It's nothing to be ashamed of.  

PS: I'm joking o. Don't take it to heart---(before you start bombing me with insults in your next post.)[/quote]God safe you say you beg if not hen,

@ op, as we dey talk dey go jare, you need to embrace your wife to be and plan your family together cos as dey say two hands are better than one. I knw say pikin no dey carry pampas and baby food come frm heaven, but I believe say na God work him go help you arrange the package.

But the gurl get scope o, she knw say if she waste time anoda pelepele go take over her parol so she come act fast, hehehehehheeh

@ Babe if you no like wetin we dey yarn for here abeg make you waka comot before we go put pepe for ya eyes, make u no com here come dey form like say na you hear English pass. Abeg clear for road make I read better tori. Comfort zone ko, Nkechi zone ni@ Babe if you no like wetin we dey yarn for here abeg make you waka comot before we go put pepe for ya eyes, make u no com here come dey form like say na you hear English pass. Abeg clear for road make I read better tori. Comfort zone ko, Nkechi zone ni

[size=13pt]NICE WRITE UP AND INDEED VERY TRUE [/size]

Scash:
:-o i am sooo going to the party.

And am gettin a total replacement!! I pity u, cuddlemii has someone already. Just dnt come back beggin*walks out majestically*

And hey, heres your fake engagmt ring.
Guys, am totally single

And you expect me to start crying abi?

Singing,  Oko won lode ho X2
Malo nogere malo pe cos Oko won lode ho, SOUND SULTAN

El Guapo:
Anyone Seen my Wifey Of Lately?

[size=13pt]Errm is she in Lagos check your neighbours (190) room cos i hear say flood the transfer person wife to the neighbour's bed[/size]

@ Poster,

please next time be so kind to put the link.

Scash:
dnt lets start fightin here. James did nt invite u n i want to do single lady too,

And dt fake xmas clothe u bought, was it nt immediately i tried it on dt it tore at d armpit? No tailor has been able to sew it, They said d material is too fake!

As for you Oloju kokoro , i dont have anything to tell you, i knw the party will be over then you will come back begging, but it will be too late then cos Cuddlemii would have been warming ma bed already

Cuddlemii:
I mean im curious of what yinka is saying jor. What my biz with u fighters

Errrrmmmmmmm Cuddlemii are you single, can i apply cos James has snatch my babe. im so single and i have been left in the cold.

PLEASE dont say no to a Hadsome guy proposal cos good guys like moa are so scarce. im patiently awtg your favourable reply.

Chai see application

Scash:
kamzzy, So av lost my freedom now abi? Just to go n c wats happenin at deir party, am nt even goin to put on my best cloth (mayb second best)

If you want to go, i go wif you

and bsides u caused it. U been maltreatin me

How , i paid for your schl fee, buy you Xmas cloth, even took you out to the best eatries on your birthday, what you want me do again SMH @ some gurls

[quote author=James-dman link=topic=712810.msg8715536#msg8715536 date=1310644945]don't worry bro, i'll hire anti-bomb squad n my personal armoury is quite impressive. So no shakin![/quote]Even Nigerian Army dont understand the operation of the BOKO HARAMS

Cuddlemii:
James and Koolkamzy,

Please! Please! Please!

I am curious here  

HOPE YOU ARE NOT TRYING TO ARRANGE HER FOR YOUR SEF

[quote author=Mrs.Chima link=topic=712575.msg8715425#msg8715425 date=1310643841]That's why i check BIRTH Certificate[/quote]What happen to true love

Da Doctor:
^^Mrs Chima , so you take your trade outside the shores of naija, ?^^
NA WA FOR U O!

[quote author=James-dman link=topic=712810.msg8715421#msg8715421 date=1310643799]Woww!! Datz bad, a darlin lyk u shouldn't be mistreated by any dude. N yeah, offcourse u'll feel better n happier if u come around. Afta all, a change of scene is gud 4 evry1. It'll be a privilege n honor 2 have u as our guest, n it'll be sole responsibility 2 make u happy.[/quote]Then you should be expecting to have BOKO HARAM members in that party of yours cos its HARAM to try to convert your neighbours wifey

Scash:
@james, i myt come to your party, kamzzy is givin me too much heartache.

Mayb it wld make me better

LSMH  

If you go to that party dont call ma number again  

[quote author=Mrs.Chima link=topic=712575.msg8715213#msg8715213 date=1310642162]Down killer down.  

So you saying your Nigerian husband moving or moved to Austria for a better life?  

Well, she said it people![/quote]

SarahMaria:
Yes of course. like most immigrants here.

[size=15pt]Thanks. we got lota foreigners here. why do you think they are here? if not in search of greener pasture[/size]

[quote author=Mrs.Chima link=topic=712575.msg8715288#msg8715288 date=1310642796]Hmm.  Well, you can see why many of the people tells you that your man could have married you to get the "opportunities" in Austria that you think he wouldn't have gotten it in Nigeria.[/quote][size=13pt]
So you are indirectly saying that your Nigerian man married you to get a better life[/size]   LSMH

[quote author=James-dman link=topic=712810.msg8715232#msg8715232 date=1310642392]~~y u dey provoke? Allow d babe 2 choose who she want na! Scash dearie, i'll be expectin u. Rmemba its gonna be fun all d way. *winks*[/quote]She already choose me why are you forcing her

[size=15pt]Them don break bottle for your head before??[/size]

antonion:
iam South African , they not only cheaters and liars but they also.
1. Frausters , Bank Robers
2.Drug Dealers
3.Steal Electricity
4.Faudging ID an passport
the list is endless.


not all nigerian man especially those who likes traveling to foreign countries becareful

SarahMaria:
antonion:

what would you say when people say about south african men that they are all hiv infected?
(because this is what most of them think about you)

do you like that? do you think its true?

[size=15pt]GOD BLESS YOU [/size]

[quote author=Mrs.Chima link=topic=712575.msg8714993#msg8714993 date=1310640428]Poor thing, Sherman Klump.   

Apparently YOU DO.   [/quote]THUNDER FIRE YOUR YANSH

Apparently YOU DO.

[size=15pt]IN YOUR DREAMS[/size]

[quote author=James-dman link=topic=712810.msg8715090#msg8715090 date=1310641144]Scash baby, i've bn seeing u around n i kinda have a thing 4 u, sumtin romantic. I'm throwin a party in my crib (Dyt n James' thread) later on 2day, it'll be fun if u come around. Tnx in advance!.[/quote][size=20pt]BACK OFFF[/size]

Scash:
, Hope its nt dt u r interestd urself, Am watchin fa!

Na ma luv yhu knw i cant do that to you nha, our love is still fresh to start double dating

[quote author=Mrs.Chima link=topic=712575.msg8714630#msg8714630 date=1310636568]LMAO@an American man divorced his wife makes him BAD.   [/quote][size=15pt]MADAM ITK it was only an example to show that its not only a relationship that involves a Nigerian man that does not work out[/size]


[quote author=Mrs.Chima link=topic=712575.msg8714813#msg8714813 date=1310638675]Okay! I am off this thread![/quote][size=15pt]WHO cares if you stay or not[/size]

yinkalink:
Hi, i v dis friend of mine who‘s in love wit u,infact he‘s head over heels in love wit u n he doesnt let me rest.
Everydae, he‘ll b like yinka cuddlemii dis, cuddlemii dat. Its partly cos of him dat i frequent romance section instead of my regular jokes sectn of recent.
Told him to tell u, he said no,dat u v many guys after u.
D tin don tire me oh, he says i must help him find love on nl since v found love here myself.
Pls help me put a friend out of misery oh!

[size=15pt]Errrrm Madam ALARENA,

is your frnd not man enough to do the toasting abi na yhu go help her do the NYASHING wen she finally agrees[/size]

9jafetish:
its true u must be very careful with them especially when your alone at night in a room with them.


its very hard to trust 9ja men,sometimes i wonder if they even care about girls feelings.

Why are you generalizing? Are you trying to tell me that there are no bad people from where ever you come from?

And you seem to forget that it takes two to tango. I know of so many prominent American women who are married to American men and the marriage did not last a week or does the man have a Nigerian blood?

So because he’s a Nigerian he must take every sh1t from you?

F U C K YOU RACIST

IMO being good or bad has got nothing to do with race, religion or country of origin. It’s got to do with the individual involved.

If you truly love your guy I will advise you stick to him. People will always talk and also remember that "it takes two to tango"

Cheers

M M M:

Think i need a new pair of glasses

M M M:
So some guyz still beg girls in dis modern world?

May be they work with a communication company and gets a lot of Airtime to waste.

BTW, why beg when she can always give you even b4 asking

[quote author=Natasha,, link=topic=702276.msg8707378#msg8707378 date=1310546837]lmao why are you revealing your self na I know that was what you scored when you wrote yours  [/quote]Can’t brag about ma JAMB score now cos its way too low for ma standard, considering the state of examination malpractice in Nigeria. When you start writing professional exams, then we can start the brag, winks and walks away swagaliciously

Cuteobi:
Nyash Nyash Nyash! Wetin dey dis nyash wey una dey nyash sef??! No be droppings mtchewwww

If this is coming from a gurl, i think its high time we guys have a rethink

@ OP,

Why not drop yours first for start

I got the least I expected I scored 270

Are you sure its not 027 Check it again

and I don't drink star I want juice oya oya oya pop my 5 Alive

Daddys girl

Mcfemad:
Hello Miss Inbox, u didn't drop your mobile. Ok. Pls check your inbox. I have sent a mail to you. Hoping you will respond

[size=15pt]
Mr. Man i hope you are ready for marriaging

cos dis gurl will not give you any A55 to bleep until after mariaging.[/size]