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tellwisdom: Project fame? Wetin be dat one?? I mean, wetin e mean?

sexkillz: [color=#000030]You were constituting a nuisance on that thread.
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Constituting a nuisance on a meaningless and irrelevant thread . i know she reported to you offline and you rushed to the thread, like the Womanliness-freak you are and hide only my post, leaving hers for every one to see

druid06: I think both parties in any form of a relationship should accept each other differences, quirks and habits. I don't know why women would want to change their guy's habit, it's not like we don't notice their own quirks and habits too but we ignore them. Let the guy eats however he wants to or hold the spoon whichever way he deems fit. I used to date a girl who farts in her sleep and I told her one morning, she was embarrassed but I told her she had nothing to be embarrassed about. It was cute to me that she farts in her sleep because that made her imperfect as I am too because I snore in my sleep. She was my girlfriend and when I entered the relationship, I already agreed in my mind to love her just the way she is and not notice any habits that I might think irrelevant. Op, please do not try to correct him, if you mention to him once and he does not agree to change, leave him alone, the devil is just looking for a way to put a stumpy block in your relationship. Let sleeping dog lie.

kasiem: waito, no be dis guys wey dey carry sorting take their ssce and bsc dey shout here? To be truthful with ourselves, nobody is a saint in nigeria.

Moesha22: When i read responses from some of the guys on nairaland concerning relationships,they scare me from getting into one because they make me believe guys all over are the same,very selfish,not committed,that relationship is based mainly on sex and so on.i am not a little girl,i know what i want but sometimes the responses i read here from guys really scares me.seriously.

Ishilove: Sight target{preferably the pesky neighbourhood cock who goes around terrorising and raping the hens}and close in with a handful of maize in one hand,and a big fat stick in the other. When you are close enough,toss the maize and call the target. The target rushes to you and pecks away happily at your feet,unaware that his end has come.
Raise stick and smash! The target gives a mighty "KWAAAAAA!" and drops dead. Stuff carcass into a basket,fling the murder weapon into the forest and sneak back to your room,where a pot is already on the boil.
 
Another method:
 
Lure target to you with grains of maize. When it is eating its last meal at your feet,grab target by the throat with one hand,ball second hand into a fist,raise fist as high as you can and SMASH! PIPIAOW!! KPUGBUU!!! The target won't know what hit it. Stuff carcass into bag or basket and flee.
 
CAVEAT-This method is messy. Victims might be decapitated.
 
And another. . .
 
Lure target to you in the afore mentioned manner. Swiftly grab target and strangle. Stuff corpse into bag and vamoose.
 
**Author's note-ALL the methods described here have been tried and tested,with satisfactory results {don't ask me who}. HOWEVER,the success of each method is hinged on the total and complete absence of witnesses. Nota bene

Royal-VII:
Why Mrs Darkskin not on this List?

Anti American Bias?....

rokiatu: LMAO did I offend you before?

Sacha363: I did give it to him after we got bk to the hotel from lunch, before packing my stuff that evening and leaving after checking his phn

Dyt: my bf gives me 10k every week and is still not enuf

Idowuogbo: